>>85425096
i don't celebrate mine at all and for some reason, people take offense to this

I buy a case of beer and get chinese food

my mom let's me pick dinner

>>85425096
no, why would i celebrate being too big of a pussy to an hero another year?

I only truly celebrated my 8th birthday. My mom rented out a pizza/arcade place. Everybody I invited showed up and gave gifts, sang happy birthday, etc.

But I couldn't get over the fact that they were there for the party, not for me. They had never hung out with me before or after the party. They were classmates, not friends, and even then, we barely talked.

I learned that I wanted people to like me for me, not for what they could take from me. Obviously, most people view every relationship as transactional, so I don't fit in with most people (but this is only one of many reasons).

Haven't thrown a party since.

Thanks for reading my blog

>>85425096
Eating cake with parents

>>85425096
I don't celebrate my birthday. I don't know man, when you are an adult do you need to wait until the day you came out of your mom's pussy to buy a cheesecake if you love cheesecake, watch a movie, have a meal, lie in bed and jerk off? I just find it a tad bit silly to wait until my birthday to do some shit I would enjoy and to be serenaded by minimum wage workers giving you that sorry ass tiny piece of cake or a free side on the house.

Havent celebrated it since I was 12, for reasons >>85425170 stated. genuinely couldn't care to invite people who never hangout with me anyways

I didn't really celebrate my birthday at all from high school onwards. Parties are for people with too many acquaintances they mistake for friends. If you have a woman, you should celebrate with her. Otherwise, don't bother.

I dont, if my sister didnt text me happy birthday Id miss it

Last time I celebrated my birthday when I turned 21, got really drunk and fucked my ex like crazy.

Birthdays are just another day in the calendar now.

>>85425096
By having sex with your mom

>>85425337
dad get the fuck off 4chan and come downstairs for dinner

>>85425337
My mother was a prostitute and she didn't stop tricking until I was already in college

>>85425096
>How do robots celebrate their birthdays?
Celebrate your birthday? What is this, an episode of Friends. Fuck you and die.

>>85425377
I like the anger. This is what 4chan needs more of. Direct, simple, straightforward, fuck you. If you were running for president I would vote for you, no Diddy

>>85425380
Yeah I know I'm pretty presidential with it, you can br my secretary and we will embezzle so many funds we'll make Trump look like Mother Teresa

>>85425096
with family usually. mexican to so usually a bunch of drunk relatives come over, cousins were cool growing up we'd play melee on one of the gamecubes or brawl on wii, pretty fun.

I don't. It's just another day for me.

>>85425371
>My mother was a prostitute
holy fuck mine was too lol