>be me>realize vaginas are basically bacteria incubators>that's why they smell and are so prone to being gross>whenever I see a hottie, I just hear the words "bacteria incubator" in my mind>completely lose interest in sex/women
Bacteria coitus
>>85427251The Buddha taught his monks to think like this to prevent being distracted by lust
Bacteria is fine and is an essential part of your own existence anon.I actually think this is kind of romantic. The girl you like isn't just one soul, but a collection of trillions of organisms working in perfect harmony to maintain a cute being, and making her smell good to you. It's like a grand project of nature.
>>85427251whatever helps you cope virgin boy
>>85427251>be me>realize vaginas are basically bacteria incubators>that's why they smell>HNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
wait until this guy learns bacteria is everywhere on the planet unless you sterilize it
>>85427485wait until that guy realizes he's as gay as an OP could be
>>85427251>He doesn't realize the countless swarms of bacteria all over and inside his body>He doesn't realize his entire bedroom, all the food he eats, likely all that he drinks, the utensils and cutlery, the air he breathes, the bed he sleeps on, the mouse and keyboard he uses to type, the phone he uses, the toilet seats he uses, any remotes or controllers he touches, any cups he drinks from, and everything else he uses or consumes is filled to the brim with bacteria at nearly all timesYou're at the tip of the iceberg.
>>85427543>You're at the tip of the iceberg"Just the tip step bro"
>>85427251I'm attracted to bacteria incubators. I want to put my penis inside bacteria incubator.
>>85427251It's even worse. If you lick vagina there's a chance to develop mouth/throat cancer because most women have HPV
>>85427251You are literally full AND covered bacteria at all times. Every human is fucking riddled with bacteria because that's how life works you fucking retard. Your skin is completely covered in tiny bacteria constantly shitting on you. Retard.
