What was the biggest laugh you got in school? im just gonna assume all robots used to be the class clown
>>85428951Most robots were quiet and had a few friends. Dorky but not intelligent enough to be a nerd.
>>85428951I never kept track of that stuff. I was living in the moment, just trying to make my friends laugh.
>>85428951>our class had to do a mock trial to understand the legal process>the case was all about an alleged robbery at a jewelry store>me and my friend were assigned as witnesses to the case>first it's my turn, describe the "robber" as a schlubby looking guy in a jumpsuit and wielding a staff shaped object>questioning ends>reveal to my friend I was talking about the janitor of the store>completely fucked up the trial for everyone>friend laughs for like 15 minutes straight at the revelation
>>85428951>drama class>we had to take a scene from Hamlet and reenact it with modern dialogue>get chosen to play claudius>my scene group didn't write anything>just going full improv>bad idea>tell hamlet to "stop crying about your dad like some faggot">everyone laughs>sent to principal immediately>not asked to perform in drama class ever again
>>85428951I was definitely a class clown but looking back it was quite embarrassing
>>85428951i don't remember most of the jokes i told that made people laugh in school, mainly because school wasn't that important to me then and isn't even important as memories now that i'm almost 30. wasn't really the class clown. just the mostly mute retard who sat in the back of class and said something stupid every once in a blue moon. sometimes bewilderingly stupid enough to make people thing i was funny and clever (i really wasn't). broken clock kind of thing
>>85428951Hard to say, really, seeing as how I was 'the joke' of my class(es).>parents had me going to school in Hawaiian flame shirts and sweat pants until Hot Topic started selling Nintendo and anime shirts>I had to get wheelchaired to the school nurse's office through 1st Lunch period because I over-did it during a training exercise in AFJROTC>my grades were absolutely horrendous (got a 17/100 in English for one year)>dated the fattest girl in the school for 2 weeks (she broke up with ME)>used to pretend to be Spider-Man in the halls sometimes>had summer school two summers in a row>self-harmedThe list goes on.
>>85428951>pseudo-philosophy class in high school>prof is jewish >we fuck around in class a lot because we finish our work pretty quickly so we just end up talking about shit>i somehow have the topic end up at the u.s. govt. being lobbied by aipac>i have to be quite careful as to not seem like a giga-antisemite>don't remember how exactly it got to this point >prof says "yeah like the bankers, investors, congressmen...">i say "well i'm not talking about jewish people" >entire class including prof erupts in laughterthe funniest part about this whole thing is that my one liner was accidental as i was still thinking about something else i was saying
