>>85429960
It can't be that bad. What is it

>>85429960
Tell us. This is a judgement-free space. We're here to listen.

Penis in foid ass?

>70% of women or "women" i meet online are into what im into
>0% of women i meet irl are into it and most of them walk away immediately if it comes up

>>85429960

>completely anonymous website
>"ohh i can't tell anyone about my nondescript fetish uwu"

we get it you're a pedophile

Definitely anxiety inducing to share fetishes and kinks with a partner

>>85429960
im betting it has something to do with necrophillic stuff

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If I had a gf I would tell her all of my fetishes and they are fucked up I assure you
In fact I would even give her full access to my history
You can't build a good relationship on lies and secrets and if you really want to commit to someone you should commit to knowing every part of them
Personally there's almost no fetish a woman could have that would turn me off and I'm sure many women would be turned off by my twisted and demented mind but that's their problem

OP is a cannibal

i bet it's adjacent to paedophilia
>>85430375
it's not necessarily about keeping secrets. though both of my exes were very insistent on finding out my fetishes, i wanted to keep it from them because i think they're dumb and gross and i just didn't really want to involve that in our relationship. sure, there's shame, but it's mainly that knowing would might make things worse for no reason.

>>85430683
Diaper stuff? Age regression?

I've had GFs tell me they want me to turn into a wolf and fuck them with a wolf dick, the only thing I can think you're hiding is pedophilia dipshit.

>>85430375
fucked up in what way though? because mine arent necessarily fucked up in the sense its immoral, its just disgusting and he would lose a lot of respect for me and maybe even view me less as a suitable long term partner. i think sometimes people are more accepting of immoral fetishes than weird fetishes. do women get turned off by your fetishes

>>85429960
girls will say ts and then say "ya its him pissing on me." its always the ones who arent freaks who think they are, and vice versa

>>85430745
its a predominantly male fetish, its not conventional for a woman

>>85430750
hahahahha so i guessed right huh? that is not freak shit, may aswell be having missionary kissy sex while holding hands.

>>85429960
my kink is too silly and it's not even really a fetish, i have never ejaculated from it, but it is something i weirdly like that is embarrassing to admit, i don't think i'd ever tell a gf if i ever got one. but i'm on a discord about this obscure fetish and some of the guys have told their gfs about it which they apparently didn't see a big deal with since it's just so random and silly and harmless.

what's your embarrassing fetish?

tfw no gf into
>guro
>vomit
>scat
>piss
>self harm
>arguments
>screaming
>unconscious
>beatings
>animals

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I'm autistic and obsessed with breeding, pregnancy, inflation, fat, beastiality, epi, corruption, parasites, knots, feminization and femdom, chastity, lactation, expansion, mind control, all sorts of things
the only girl i ever talked to who was into any of this ghosted me before we ever met even though she begged me to get her pregnant and pee in her so I guess I'm just never going to be happy and should kill myself

>>85430820
no retard. pissing is a predominantly female fetish. mine isnt.

>>85430905
all of these are better than mine except beastiality, parasites and epi

>>85430694
mine? nah, it's body odour and burps and farts and such. things i don't want to associate with sex and definitely don't want her to think about. hers? maybe, that's around my guess.

>>85430905
EPI is the only one on this list that's legitimately fucking horrible.

>>85429960
unless it's pedophilic or necrophilic, you're actually not living in hell. You'd be surprised how wide the array of fetishes go with men.

>>85430938
>>85430963
i started masturbating when i was a kid before i could even make semen
stop denying my lived experience

>>85430987
yeah but that doesnt mean you have to fetishize it come on, how does that even manifest

>>85431010
because it's hot
I've had fantasies about getting corrupted by an older woman my entire life
and I've talked to other people who had the same experience and also thought it was hot
girls included

>>85431021
if its directed towards yourself then its not bad desu, id even say a nice fetish

>>85429960
at least you have a partner. your hell doesnt even compare to mine. i'm burning in sulphur, you're mildly sweaty

>>85430191
Same shit here basically. All women want a "dominant" man and a shit load of them, allegedly, like the "completely cold and distant, performs sex on you like a medical procedure" style. Tied up and edged relentlessly. But irl? IRL BRO??? fucking no. they just want pump and dump chad who chokes them and calls them a good girl for their trouble. the other kind does not exist. its just like a masturbatory fetish for them, they vibrate off and get post nut clarity and do not want what i offer. sickening.

>>85430963
redpill me on EPI which i have never heard of
>>85430987
based, same here, been gooning since first grade at the latest

>>85429960
If it isn't bestiality then you don't even know real pain. I will never find wife into this shit.

>>85431837
>EPI
pedophilia by proxy. Posting porn where kids can find it and hoping they groom themselves.
>>85430987
Your lived experience is shit
>>85431021
So you roleplay as the one getting groomed?

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>>85429960
>>having a shameful fetish you cant even tell your bf
>i am living in hell
bestiality or shota?

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>>85431877
>meanwhile
>endless You Just Know posting every time a woman and dog are shown being in the same room for any reason

>>85431877
It's practically the foid fetish

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>>85431929
>>85431935
Running jokes aren't reality. I estimate girls who did it just once or twice to see how it is at around 2% tops, most likely less. Maybe 6-8% tops if you include just licking. Girls who like it enough to include it in their life permanently are extremely uncommon. Fantasies alone are as low as 10%, and that graph was made based on answers from degens who already watched some porn girl who ran survey, not general population.
I've already lost hope I will be able to completely honest about it and I'll have to take it to the grave as secret. Even themed toys would be huge turn on for me. Worst thing is I'm not even attracted to animals myself. I just get off to women doing it, so it's not like I can satisfy it myself.

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>>85431935
>It's practically the foid fetish
it seems so, they'll even mention it online

>>85432031
Thanks for posting that chart, I wanted to apply it to OP's fetish (not that OP even exists or has a fetish, but theoretically)
>male-leaning
>taboo enough to be not even mentionable to an otherwise compatible long term bf who theoretically would be down for most things
I would say we can imagine it's probably quite rare as well, otherwise they wouldn't be tortured and make a thread about it - but I'm torn on this one, because contrarily, in absence of other data the most popular ones will be the most likely if we select "randomly" among fetishes that qualify under the above criteria. So let's see
>various pedophilia-adjacent
>various bestiality-adjacent
But this isn't even interesting enough to post about, especially here, and I think implicit in OP's claim is that it's a "weird fetish" that nobody else has ever heard of. One interesting one that stands out is Smegma, if OP likes dick cheese that satisfies criteria and might be offputting to a normalfag bf. Still, would be easy enough to indulge in blowing him without a shower so that wouldn't be an impossible, undiscloseable fetish.

This leaves us to ask if OP is retarded.
>the fetish is actually female-leaning
>the fetish is not that bad/more popular than believed
That opens us up to things like woundfucking, plushies, buildings (??? tfw no building fucker gf), and mental disabilities. Must be good eating to be the rare man with a retard fetish, lmao.

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>>85432118
Have second version of that chart.

>>85432155
>zero red squares
Ah fuck i should have known trannies were fucking everything up

>>85432155
I'm going to go ballistic if I can't find a bitch who actually likes clinical/cold/medical irl

>>85431877
>If it isn't bestiality then you don't even know real pain
My man you want to guess what number 1 and number 3 of my (>>85430191) top three are? Because you picked number two

>>85432118
>Must be good eating to be the rare man with a retard fetish
Im already attracted to women you dont need to convince me

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>>85432155
>>85432031
The memes arent always memes

>>85432652
w-where are these women into mentally retarded men?