Cooked for myself for the first time in a while, what are we thinkin'? (I know it's all just processed shit, but a meal's a meal)
>>85431578looks very tasty, fish and noodles right
>>85431583Chicken actually, but yes.
>>85431583You're retarded if you think that's fish bud
>>85431578I'm thinking this isn't Instagram you bearded hipster faggot
just kidding op, that looks good as hell.
just kidding op, that looks like absolute shit never come back to this board again
>>85431578This is the only good meal I have ever seen posted on this website
>>85431578Dont listen to those faggots anon, the meal looks pretty good.
>>85431578looks cooked properly but bland af. where's the spice?
>>85431578>muh processingCooking is processing
>>85431578>That one solitary green pea on the edge of the plate...What the fuck is this, OP? Did an AI make this pic?
>>85431747Normal humans can enjoy normal food without 10 trillion scoville intestine-exploding ass-ripping ghost pepper chili sauce like you soibois and shitskins like since you've burned off your taste buds.
>>85431934Nigga lmfao
>>85431934your weak ass stomach is no one else's problem, lil bro
>>85431899That's the garnish. Clearly you've no experience with haute cuisine, serf.
>>85431578Woah, I like it, but what's with the singular pea right by the noodles?
>>85431944Ohhh wait okay. Why just one though?
>>85431578why is that one pea sitting there by itself
>>85431578Is there a reason you have that one solitary pea, anon?
>>85431958It's an alt-right dog whistle.
The r9k NPCs all noticed the single pea at the same time
>>85431967your mom is an alt-right dog whistle
>>85431578why is that one pea just... there?
>>85431578Would you care to explain why you have that one singular pea just sitting off to the side ?
>>85431944zoom in the pic, you dumbass nigga. it's a pea
>>85431988>>85432006bro thought the dish needed more colour so tried adding veggies, only to realise he hates veggies and adding them just for presentation is retarded
>>85431578Meat looks good but I would stare at you in disbelief about your expectation to eat this kind of shit carbs. (instant) noodles are shit tier. Meal lacks fiber.>b..but! But!... The pea!Alright. This meal has way to little fiber. Do you hate your second brain so much that you starve them of the nutrients they crave? The lack of fiber is a right-wing dog whistle.
>>85431578Chicken cutlets and ramen? At least sauce the slop up.
>>85431578Chicken katsu, ramen, and koolaid?What is the green thing in the noodles?Actually for a single dude making something its kinda interesting.It is simultaneously impressive and cheap at the same time.What seasoning did you put on everything
