Co-worker caught me doing push ups in the freezer
At least he didnt lock you in thereCount your blessings
the negative event is regulating your body
>>85431612Did they do a 360 and walk out backwards
>>85431612Coworker is scared shitless of getting folded like laundry
>>85431631They asked me what I was training for, I just looked at him. I have a meeting with HR tomorrow. Maybe I'm getting a raise?
My coworker made a group chat sharing a video of my push-ups, apparently now everyone on the floor knows. I told him to meet me after work at the store we both frequent. I'm going to pull on something and hope it breaks.
>>85431631If you do a 360 you will end up looking at the same direction you were before doing so, IQcel
advanced level of bait. the best move in this position is to not give a (You). even placing your own bait by replying to the bait acting like you don't know its bait would be faulty, as most would assume you just got baited yourself.
Damn things have really heated up
t. op now that he's out of the freezer
>>85431612Why is this embarrassing to you? It shows you take care of yourself physically. It would be embarrassing if you were in there gooning or munching on chocolate cakes or something
Op here tomorrow my coworker is going into long-term medical debt
>>85431612Oh my fucking goddddddd anon like holy fucking Jesus like GGNNNGNGNNGNNGNGNNG fucking unghghhghghghghhghghg god golly God DAMN fucking GOD fucking unnnnnn like I'm aallllll fucked up man you know my fuckin awwwwwwnnnnggg
>>85431709Which is why the coworker walked backwards to leave. Niggercel
>>85431617This he coulda been caught doing burpees
Introducing... Freezer Push-ups (formerly known as planks)
>>85431910Or drinking slurpees
>>85431612Ngl that is probably one of the most normal things he could've walked in on
OP here I'm pushing-up on my coworker tomorrow meaning he's calling an ambulance
>>85431612Thats kind of tuff. How many did you do?
>>85432874Do people have sex with or can marry anime plush figures legally
OP here I'm stuffing my coworkers in the freezer tomorrow
>>85432882Yeah its completely legal