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My girlfriend found my shemale porn folder. I tell her I'm straight, but she doesn't believe me. I want kill myself
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Why is this board just full of retarded niggers now?
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>>85432287
Tell her she's really not that special and if she had a dick it would be an upgrade.
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>>85432299
Yes, do this, and enjoy being alone again.
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>>85432305
I'd rather be alone if my gf doesn't let me get off to sexy trannies
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>>85432293
Educational standards took a nosedive since the repeal of No Child Left Behind. This board skews younger and they've been raised to be dumber than the posters before them.
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>>85432311
Good, then be alone.
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>>85432287
if you were gay it would be gay porn. shemale porn is no more gay than porn with both a male and female.
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>>85432322
Yes and I will eat you, your ass and your gfs ass as soon as you're not looking. Don't you dare tempt me. My sex drive is high, and I'm a sexual deviant.
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>>85432317
>since the repeal of No Child Left Behind
When did that happen?
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>>85432327
which is to say it's homo-licous!!!
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>>85432333
When I raped your mammy and the school principal told me please, please let this poor little boy attend its not his fault you gaped all his mom's holes
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>>85432350
You're an example for why NCLB should be repealed.
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>>85432353
Never heard of that acronym you probably just made it up also fuck you die
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>>85432360
They should've taught you basic reasoning skills instead of passing you along, thanks to NCLB (No Child Left Behind)
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We broke up, what a mess. Why I'm a fucking coomer...
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>>85432287
>Faggots who goon to shemale porn have gfs
>Meanwhile I can't even get a text back
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>>85432287
You can solve this by getting a trans gf
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>>85432366
That doesn't matter when you're unemployed. Stop trying to make sense to me. I operate in nonsense.
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>>85432287
Big white booty bouncing on BBC!!!
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>>85432293
Lack of moderation
Homosexual spam needs to be moved to the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
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>goons to gay pron
>tell her I'm straight
straight guys don't do that
>she doesn't believe me
based
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>>85432299
>>85432336
>>85432399
>>85432422
I'm unironically not gay
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>>85432333
2015 thereabout

it was replaced with a different law that basically mandated schools lower standards until everyone technically "passed"

no child left behind was about getting on schools' asses if kids *weren't* actually passing and meeting the standards
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>>85432448
You are if you have pussy at your disposal but you're gooning to shemale porn instead of gooning to real women. Trannies stop being hot when you have actual sex.
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>>85432448
Trans women are women sure, but wanting your women to have a dick is like 15% gay/straight bisexual at least
More like 50% if you fantasize about bottoming or being sub with them
And there's nothing straight women hate more than a bisexual man, they're really revealing that on social media lately
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>>85432287
your relationship is over. it would be over even if you had cis porn. women dont like to know their man is looking at other women, even digitally. you're allowed to be attractive to them so she feels like she bagged a desirable one, but you arent allowed to look at them. too bad, so sad, go back to fapping to guys with tits loser
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>>85432465
May I see one news article about this? I'm wondering if you're from another timeline.
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>>85432287
Lmao this has happened to me in highschool kek

Do yourself a favor anon, get a sidepiece and then leave her for the new girl. She's never going to respect you as a man after that
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>>85432472
It's not some hidden secret dude. Most people are just retarded parrots who don't actually follow government and just assume what they used to be aware of is still extant.

>"The Every Student Succeeds Act (ESSA) replaced the No Child Left Behind Act in December 2015. President Barack Obama signed this law to update the older rules."

Per Gemini in the literal summary of the search "no child left behind replaced".
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>>85432476
For most women, bisexuality is a dealbreaker. The only hope is if she's openly queer herself.
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>being ashamed
Just call her a transphobe
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>>85432495
You don't want that anyway, trust. It's just time to get a new one
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>>85432375
Imagine if she got embarrassed from having a wet blast of oopsie diahhrea
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>>85432445
Genuinely not gay if the tranny looks hotter than the gf though. She's in the right to dump him over it though, I mean the dude obviously considers her ugly if he's gooning to troons.
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The most popular search on pornographic sites after "lesbian" is "transsexual/shemale/tranny". Op is not a faggot
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>>85432375
she's a woman they're fickle. They have enough options that they'd brake up over the wind blowing funny against your hair.
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>>85432287
as long as you arent focused on their cocka. if you're one of those who want to suck tranny dicks then maybe she has a right to be concerned.
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>>85432711
trannies are the closest thing to futas, which is an IMMENSELY popular tag. Which is weird considering how specifically it appeals to men. Both men and women love lesbians but futas? almost no women are into it
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Porn is gross. As much as people like to deny it, sex is sacred and when someome acts perverse it can completely shatter your image of them.
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>>85432448
>I'm unironically not gay
>>85432287
>My girlfriend found my shemale porn folder.
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That's nothing. Its not like your WIFE found your BBC cuck sissy hypno BNWO impregnation castration folder.
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>>85432518
Considering bi-faggots cannot help but think about cocks I'm sure an open relationship would be heaven for them.
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>>85432466
>Trannies stop being hot when you have actual sex.
Strange, I have actual sex sometimes and I'd still fuck a columbian / thai shemale.



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