Is it too weird for an autistic femcel to have a clown fetish? I want to be dressed in the full attire, one piece, ruffled collar, big shoes, makeup, everything. Then I want a guy to berate me and humiliate me and tell how ridiculous I look and generally bully me.
>>85432434Can I honk your little red nose? No don't squirt me with your flower fembot~
>>85432434I bet you have some insane clown pussy
>>85432523>Can I honk your little red nose?y-yes, absolutely
Before anyone takes this larp seriously, remember that the question is whether or not it would be too weird for Chad
>>85432534it's normal, a bit hairy because i'm lazy>>85432567this is the type of thing that cannot leave the most obscure corners of the internet, it's social suicide to say irl
>>85432536*honk honk*eheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehe
>>85432593what's the appeal of honking in your opinion?? it's something i don't quite get it
>>85432434no its mainstream and normal now, for whatever reason, like most things. normies have seized it
>>85432434imagine getting to creampie a girl who threw a cream pie at you
>>85432434I would be much more inclined to have sex with you than tell you how ridiculous you look
what if I honked your tits and you pissed on me with your hairy flower instead
Duuude real life clussy is craaazy man. Would you date a Mime? What if I dressed like one and acted like one aswell?
>>85432623but normies want the sexy type of clown, not the ridiculous one. it's different.>>85432629would be super hot to watch>>85432631well, i guess that's something>>85432657why would u want that lool
>>85432679why watch when you can be apart of it
>>85432679>well, i guess that's somethingWe should definitely make it something
>>85432534 is that called "clussy" ?
>>85432679Listen clown girl I need your hairy flower right in my face as you squirt me down. I will also be licking your water spout while are going. Then after I will remove one of your shoes, spank your ass with it then go to town in your clussy until I paint your face with cum ruining your makeup
>>85432617there is no appeal, i am entirely joking
>>85432434wait I know someone who kinda casually dresses a little clowny ( suspenders , makeup ) and I never realized it could be a sex thing. Is it usually a sex thing?
>>85432698how would it work?>>85432704it's a slippery slope, i have been delaying engaging irl with this stuff because of that>>85432731hot, sounds messy, i like it>>85432749woow>>85432751i think it's just me who is retarded
>>85432768wait you're saying you're the person I know? am I retarded ?
Clown girls make a honk when they fart, they also don't strangle 3 of their kids to death
>>85432790no, i'm saying that only me would be retarded enough to make it a fetish, i think this person you know is fine most likely
>>85432768please be in so cal and let's make it happen
>>85432800what's the appeal? Seems kind of ridiculous really. Have you always been this way? Did something happen? How'd you get into clowning
>>85432799>they also don't strangle 3 of their kids to deathThat remains to be seen, doesn't it?>>85432768>woowI want 2 clowns and a mime. We can send the clowns to college and let the mime fend for himself on the streets, lazily pulling himself via rope up the street.
>>85432434Honestly, Id do it if I get to bend you over my lap and spank you while mocking you. And no, Im not gonna force you. I want you to beg for it because you're a pathetic loser.
>>85432768Why delay it if it's what you truly want
>>85432434oh I thought you meant scary rapey guys dressed as clowns. that wouldn't be weird, but you being the clown IS weird. I can kinda see it though.
>>85432799yeah i am nice >>85432804i'm eastern european :(>>85432811i was like 6, my first year at school. i remember there was a special day where they dressed all little students as clowns and painted our faces. i was mortified because i was shy and i had to go back home in the van enduring all the other kids from other schools who laughed at me. after that i couldn't stop thinking about it and started masturbating after puberty>>85432830good screw the mime, they are lame>>85432837that's so hot i'd beg on my knees, honestly
>>85432849i have to resist, i'm a respectable person irl (just a bit weird)>>85432870Ikr, it's really bizarre
>>85432879honestly I think it would be cuter to groom you into having everyday wear that's subtly but noticeably clown-influenced, but I don't know what alt fashion is like in your country.
>>85432925that would be fun i guess, what would you consider subtle? and what would be the endgame?
>>85432434get off my fucking board normie foid scum
>>85432434Cobblestone, is that you?
>>85432879>>85432873Eastern euroIt's over. No clown gf for me.
>>85432957i'm a weirdo really, no guy ever confessed to me or anything>>85432959don't recognize the name>>85432962i'm too autistic to be a good gf, you dodge a bullet really!
>>85432434bitch you just have a degration fetish. that's not even a fetish at this point with how norme it is
>>85432944the endgame is for you to be my girlfriend who's comfortable with being slightly embarrassed 24/7 and letting people wonder about her being kinky and slutty while I have my arm around her, basically that.as for specifics I don't know. it could be a different thing every day so it never adds up to a full clown costume but if someone paid attention they'd notice a pattern. but it'd be mixed in alongside other alt motifs too like goth or punk or whatever. you could have a stripe dyed into your hair and occasionally wear a black beret to hide it, makeup could be a little hookerish sometimes and you could sometimes wear frilly long sleeves or ruffled hips in bright colors. sometimes funny shoes.
>>85433000sure, but it's very specific. it's hard to even find erotic literature about it on the internet.>>85433005but would you fully out me? ngl sounds pretty hot, even though i would never actually do it lol
>>85433025no of course I wouldn't fully out you but I might make innuendos about general kinkiness (not about clowns) or jokes about clown-inspired fashion (no fetish context) and that's just you being a quirk chungus, nothing too private there. if anyone ever hears anything more than that, that's just a rumor and nothing to take seriously.if you don't manage to get an understanding bf, these types of fantasies could help you fix yourself and generalize the feelings to other things. in fact you could just start dressing unconventionally anyway and it would attract guys who are understanding about kinks. you could branch out to other types of dress-up play, or anything really, the more narratively flexible you are the easier it is to introduce whatever other stuff you're afraid is too out there. and guys like being teased and dominated by clowngirls too which is another way you could loosen up about it. you could pick up a juggling hobby.
>>85432944actually the first thing I'd want if we were a couple would be for you to roleplay a clown-themed hooker, since those exist in real life and it hits a lot of the same themes while opening the scenario up more. it doesn't restrict the man's role as much, he has a lot more freedom to do what he wants but he can bully you for being a hooker getting off on it. it's pretty hot and gives you an excuse to buy the clothing.
>>85433128no, i meant, wouldn't it be cool if you fully out me? like imagine going to the grocery store all dressed up, wouldn't it be kinky and fun??
I love how megg, mogg, and owl already covered this lol, its almost surreal how ahead of the game Simon is
>>85433244I think people have to dress within certain bounds of appropriateness, it would be kind of childish to be in costume too much. but if you can invent excuses for it you can do it more, like it doesn't have to be just on costume-themed holidays like halloween but on ANY random holiday where people are partying. or you could even moonlight as a busker or street performer sometimes, then you could be dressed up at the grocery store if you were on your way downtown. I do think it could be fun yeah.
>>85433280cool, i think so as well!
>>85433307are you gonna learn to juggle? I can do it a little bit but no more than three balls yet, it's a good activity for the brain I think. that's a subtle thing you could do in public in any kind of clothes.
>>85433329hmm, it actually sounds fun and it's subtle! i think i could give it a try
>>85433349what type of panties would a clown wear? maybe something like these? that's another thing it'd be fun to dress you up in under normal clothes. hidden body paint could be fun too.
>>85434095>what type of panties would a clown wear?Easy, upside-down clown face for cartwheels.
>>85432434>Is it too weird for an autistic femcel to have a clown fetish? I want to be dressed in the full attire, one piece, ruffled collar, big shoes, makeup, everything. Then I want a guy to berate me and humiliate me and tell how ridiculous I look and generally bully me.Have we spoken before? I think we discussed you being a slave girl.
>>85434205Hmm, I honestly don't remember, I don't think so >>85434095Yes, it's fun to wear hidden stuff while you're constantly self-aware
>>85432434>tfw no clown girl gf to honk her tits and watch her do funny clown tricks as we have sexcant understand the berating and humiliation, id want to treasure my clown gf, not bully her
>>85432434why do i picture every sad fembot like this
