>older sister asks if she join me in the shower>"sure I'm almost done anyway">she reaches over and starts stroking my penisWhy are older sisters like this?
kitty loves his apple!
Some anons are "lucky" I guess. But only if they're hot. Otherwise, EW!
i want to pet the cats chin
>>85432883>thought they were going to get nuked>sister was the one that asked
And then Einstein clapped and everyone joined in
>>85432883>picrelI know OP's is a shitpost but something needs to be done about these r/greentext samefags making up stories to screenshot to their low IQ reddit audience.
>>85434830I wouldn't expose myself with my own posts, you know? :3
>>85434830The hawaii missile scare story is old as fuck and probably realNot sure why it has bubbled to the surface again.
>>85434936I only visit plebbit when I have to but look at what I just found there LOL>>85435048Shut the fuck up
>>85435078Waow. I mean I could be faking it but the top comment sounds like you toohttps://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1vzjpn4/an_iq_too_high/
Anyways ttyl gtg to the r/inceltears meetup