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How hard would it be to ever have sex as a 30+ virgin if every girl you met already knew you were still a virgin?
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>>85433222
If you are autistic and noticeably so they know.
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>>85433222
I've already accepted I will die sexless. alcohol helps tremendously, and as a bonus it shortens your life
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>>85433222
I lost mine, at 25 because a girl taught me how to sex. The virgins I was aiming for in highschool and college had their heads in the clouds dreaming of fabio and twinks.
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>>85433251
wow good for you man, here's a virtual pat on the back and a firm handshake, you truly are king of the losers, we all bend the knee to you good sir, if we weren't online I'd buy you a beer
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>>85433222
Just lie. If women know that you're a virgin past your early 20s they assume there's something wrong with you.
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>>85433233
god bless alcoholGODS
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>>85433337
Though to be fair you usually don't reach that age without having sex unless there's something wrong with you
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>>85433875
>unless there's something wrong with you
Like what?
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>>85433222
I know where to find a lot of old women who are virgins, like easily 30+
the problem is, they can't legally consent
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>>85433947
Being a white Republican
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>>85433947
Usually autism.
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>>85433992
I'm an autistic woman, yet I'm not a virgin, what gives?
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>>85433222
Nobody knows, because I don't tell anyone and I don't act like one. Even if they were psychic enough to read my mind, they won't find thoughts of "I'm a virgin" but they will feel the sensation of my ejaculation combined with the feelings of women underneath me, my vivid imagination imposed on pornographic fap sessions so raw and intense that it would fool any mind reader into assuming I've pounded tons of pussy.
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>>85434007
>yet I'm not a virgin
Boo. Losing your virginity is fucking gay, wish I never did it.



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