I'm starting to think that Gnosticism is the closest we have to actual Jedi.
The gnostics are badass. Too bad most of them have been genocided. Wonder why.
>>85433479Perhaps they were closer to the Sith, then. I'll become a Sith.
>>85433484>>85433469>Gnosticism is just like my stawarzYou're not going to make it far.
>>85433469How is your tranny philosophy anywhere close to being a space wizard
>>85433551>tranny philosophy How though?
>>85433551>bringing up trannies out of nowhere, unprovokedI swear to Sophia, you people are insufferable. Try masturbating BEFORE posting.
I'm spiritually awakened. It's the mormons. Don't ask. You already know the answer
>>85433469>original trilogyruthless Buddhists>prequel trilogyBuddhist/Catholic hybrids
>>85434597What about sequel trilogy?
>>85433469>>85433479How do you know? Basically nothing remains of gnosticism to know that they believed or practiced. Maybe they were gay and retarded.
>>85433469Does that mean if we all become Gnostics we can get Force powers and use them to force Disney to sell the franchise and de-canonize their bullshit?>>85433479If Gnosticism is true, that means mainstream Christianity is a fake created by Satan to displace the true religion. And honestly, if you were trying to make a fake religion to do a great replacement on the true religion of God, what would you do differently than mainstream Christianity?>>85434697Not canon.
>>85435020>Not canon.Yeah but what are the religious characteristics of the Jedi in its depiction of them?
>>85435131Who the fuck cares, the sequels sucked.
Not at all. Every single gnostic is terminally online, usually some brand of autistic or discordian. Nothing like mystics or knights of any kind.
>become some pussy Rebel freelancer>IMMEDIATELY stop being a gigachad
>>85433469Gnosticism is closer to Blade Runner and Alien than Star Wars.Star Wars is an anology about fascism and liberalism with space wizards with laser swords
>>85435520>stop being a gigachadThis never happened though.
>>85433479they told the truthevery human in touch with their intuition basically arrives to the same conclusion as gnosticismabrahamic religions subvert reality and tells you to worship and adore a corrupt creator
>>85435590Kyle Katarn 1 didn't need some gay space magic to steal the Death Star plans and save the Galaxy, he just did it via strength and skill. in the very first level of the game.Kyle Katarn 2 needed to go to the Valley of the Jedi to unlock Jedi cheat codes, because 'wah wah, muh daddy ;__;'
>>85435678No, he started unlocking Force powers before he ever got to the Valley. He only had to go back to the Valley after he gave up being a Jedi after MOTS and his powers atrophied.
>>85433479Good question desu. Most likely it's because Paul was a Roman agent who was sent to co-opt the early Christians, and they killed all the early Christians (Gnostics) because Rome found them inconvenient and replaced the entire religion wholesale with a version that was friendly to their interests, just like vidya and anime.
>>85433479Gnosticism lost, because it deserved to lose, didn't have to kill anyone, in fact I am not aware of any 2nd or 3rd century document talking about them being mass murdered, Christians were, but not Gnostics, do you have a document you'd like to mention?People typical rather follow facts truth and reality. Not just making crap up... actually I guess people aren't like that, so it's amazing gnostism didn't catch on.I hate to be THAT GUY, none you know anything about the gnostics, you've never read the surviving texts, which there's actually MANY now, discovered through the 1900s. Their writing is garbage, it's nonsense. It's literal fluff talk. But some people prefer pleasant sounding philosophy over just plain reality. Though it's not even pleasant.I'm not aware of how Jedi are like Gnostics. Jedi aren't retarded and don't enjoy making up random crap about Jesus so I just I don't get it.Just shut the hell up with your pagan garbage and gnostic garbage, people aren't pagan or gnostic or follow roman greek gods for a reason, because it's garbage just like every religion based on man's philosophy. Follow Hinduism if you want to be apart of something false and stupid but you prefer culture over reality.
>>85436500>People typical rather follow facts truth and reality. Not just making crap uplmao
the gnostics were gay faggots. as in, their dogma was to put penis in man ass and NEVER inside a woman. genocide? deserved. the only way they could have survived was by constant grooming.
>>85436535No they fucked women using woodrose after as a drink(to cause sperm to egg rejection) and mostly fucked them up the ass until they consented to join the order and advise against material world to their begeted.Can't into that's ok.
>>85436535No, you're thinking of the Greeks.
>>85436625Well it depends on which gnostics. Many gnostics did believe that sex was evil. Gnostic is just a term for the many spin off christian cults, which still exist today. Throughout history you have all sorts of weird spin offs, the biggest one being islam, then Mormonism, but most of them come and go very shortly, just as the original Gnostics did.And it's amazing that, "sceptics" will say that the New Testament documents about Jesus can't be trusted, but then they'll go and become gnostics, with even LESS credible documents. Just as long as it's not the truth, that's what they want.
>>85436625actually i was probably thinking of the cathars. i think they were gnostics, though i don't recall anymore.
>>85433469darth vader would say the jedi have become the institutional authority
>>85433469One gnostic belief that is definitely true is that the "LORD" of the old testament (yahweh) is not God, but an impostor. Yahweh is satan, the devil, because it's confirmed multiple times in the Bible.>>85436736
>>85436670Gnosticism doesn't require documents though, it's kind of a vibes-based thing without a rigid doctrine.
>>85433566>Gnostics condemned normiesbased
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>>85436500The Gnostics were constantly pushed out of their lands and persecuted. The only surviving ones are in Iraq and Iran and slowly being pushed out as well. The reason churches wanted them gone is because the churches wanted to put themselves between the people and God. This is how you end up with people paying the church for salvation.
>>85435630This, the universe fucking sucks shit, the ratio of good to bad is like .03 to 7654536475897675. Fucking trash game desu.
>>85437238They have a church in LA. I think there's a chance it could see a resurgance in modern days. There's a lot of movies, games, and shows out there about it that people just don't quite realize.There's more information on the topic available now than ever before, so if someone wants to know more about it, they certainly can.
>>85437789Would be nice to counteract shabbos goy pro-Israel pro-feminist cuckstianity.
>>85433566>adepts who incarnate to become teachers of spiritual knowledgeSo hippies? Conmen?All of this Gnosticism relies on psychic powers and mysticism being real and not silliness imagined in the heads of the ignorant. I don't think anyone from 2000 years ago is worth listening to (minus like 8 or so of the smartest Greeks), magical or not. They didn't know what weather was.
Gnosticism is heresy, the sith are gnostics dum gnosis fag.
>>85438062No, the Sith are just garden-variety satanists. Gnostics are like the third party.
>>85434597>sequel trilogyReddit onions atheists
