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Fembots - Why aren't you a tiny nympho ginger with a perfect ass?
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Robots, why aren't you a tall, fit chad with a massive dick?
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>>85433503
I dated a 4'10 ginger girl when I was younger. We never fucked and she was a cocaine addict.

>>85433523
Because true Alpha Males are fat ugly bastards.
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>tiny
I'm 5'7" but underweight
>nympho
I have a high sex drive but I don't have a real human bf
>ginger
Grew out of it
>perfect ass
I think it's pretty nice but it doesn't look BBLified
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Cause im a thick ass 5'9 black bad bitch long ass legs, tight pussy pretty lips cute ass natural hair like I can have any man I want
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>>85433530
You could've fixed her up into a housewife if you were man enough
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>>85433530
>true alphas
Uh huh. So, why isn't this picture of this girl on your dick?
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>>85433537

this is my literal type holy fuck
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>>85433503
>perfect ass
that's too small
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>>85433523
check-he-will-never-mate
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>>85433554
Easy fuck left to pieces while right watches
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>>85433530
Same except she also had massive tits and liked ketamine too
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>>85433542
She already had holes in her brain, the juice wouldn't be worth the squeeze.

>>85433543
You wouldn't get it...
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>>85433588
>She already had holes in her brain, the juice wouldn't be worth the squeeze
Sounds even juicier than most tbhonest, just gotta know how to squeeze it right
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>>85433588
Okay, fat ugly bastard...
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>>85433561
they are both fuckable
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>>85433535
>high sex drive
How high? Are you a depraved perv even around women?
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>>85433633
I am a depraved perv in my mind
>how high
Sex would be necessary for me in a marriage ideally several times a week with reasonable/medical exceptions
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>>85433681
>in my mind
>I know that feel.

Is your non-BBL ass comparable to vidrel?
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>>85433535
What does it take to be your real human bf
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>>85433523
>>85433554
>>85433561
>>85433620
Wtf is this conversation flow you nigger, are you having a schizo conversation with yourself.
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>>85433523
I have a massive dick (7.5 in) and am medium height


Do I win?
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>>85433721
No. Maybe if I bulked and put on 15-20 pounds. I don't think you know what underweight looks like.

>>85433737
Quite a lot
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>>85433754
>Quite a lot
kms
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>>85433746
maybe you're just a dumb newfaggot who needs to lurk more
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>>85433750
>massive dick (7.5 in)
lol
the 6'2" of penis size
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>>85433530
>>85433564
very sad situation as she was fucking around with other men to keep up her cocaine addiction but you who you were "dating" her never got any
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>>85433813
We dated a few times but she said we couldnt fuck because she had a bf. She breaks up with him and says she wants me back then ghosts me.
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>>85433754
Time to start building it up.
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>>85433750
>"Massive"
>7.5in
Kek
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>>85433620
True but right specifically has to watch and gets none because she's hotter. She needs to feel jealous and inadequate while ugly girl has all the fun
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>>85433789
So it is just about right and anything over is freakish?
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>>85433919
no, 8in (6'4") has been documented as the actual universal ideal and essential maximum
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>>85433936
Only God is perfect
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>>85433781
listern you terminalls online retard ive been on this site for 15 years but eventaully you grow up anbd stop caring about reddit nigger internal lingo. Eat shit
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>>85434353
ah so you're a braindamaged retard rather
that also makes sense
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>>85433936
Sorry, but 6'4" is the new 6'2". The new bare minimum is 6'6" with a 9.5" cock (no, she can't take more than 5" or 6" of it lol, but she still NEEDS it to feel like she's not settling). Better luck next life!
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>>85434384
I am 7in and still didn't bottom out. 5'5" PAWG.
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>>85433789
Dick size doesn't matter because if you're not already attractive outside of it they won't let you fuck them.
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>>85433530
>Because true Alpha Males are fat ugly bastards.
so true!!
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>>85433523
I am all those things, except for rich and smart which is the most important thing



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