Fembots - Why aren't you a tiny nympho ginger with a perfect ass?
Robots, why aren't you a tall, fit chad with a massive dick?
>>85433503I dated a 4'10 ginger girl when I was younger. We never fucked and she was a cocaine addict.>>85433523Because true Alpha Males are fat ugly bastards.
>tinyI'm 5'7" but underweight >nymphoI have a high sex drive but I don't have a real human bf >gingerGrew out of it>perfect assI think it's pretty nice but it doesn't look BBLified
Cause im a thick ass 5'9 black bad bitch long ass legs, tight pussy pretty lips cute ass natural hair like I can have any man I want
>>85433530You could've fixed her up into a housewife if you were man enough
>>85433530>true alphasUh huh. So, why isn't this picture of this girl on your dick?
>>85433537this is my literal type holy fuck
>>85433503>perfect assthat's too small
>>85433523check-he-will-never-mate
>>85433554Easy fuck left to pieces while right watches
>>85433530Same except she also had massive tits and liked ketamine too
>>85433542She already had holes in her brain, the juice wouldn't be worth the squeeze.>>85433543You wouldn't get it...
>>85433588>She already had holes in her brain, the juice wouldn't be worth the squeezeSounds even juicier than most tbhonest, just gotta know how to squeeze it right
>>85433588Okay, fat ugly bastard...
>>85433561they are both fuckable
>>85433535>high sex driveHow high? Are you a depraved perv even around women?
>>85433633I am a depraved perv in my mind >how highSex would be necessary for me in a marriage ideally several times a week with reasonable/medical exceptions
>>85433681>in my mind>I know that feel.Is your non-BBL ass comparable to vidrel?
>>85433535What does it take to be your real human bf
>>85433523>>85433554>>85433561>>85433620Wtf is this conversation flow you nigger, are you having a schizo conversation with yourself.
>>85433523I have a massive dick (7.5 in) and am medium heightDo I win?
>>85433721No. Maybe if I bulked and put on 15-20 pounds. I don't think you know what underweight looks like.>>85433737Quite a lot
>>85433754>Quite a lotkms
>>85433746maybe you're just a dumb newfaggot who needs to lurk more
>>85433750>massive dick (7.5 in)lolthe 6'2" of penis size
>>85433530>>85433564very sad situation as she was fucking around with other men to keep up her cocaine addiction but you who you were "dating" her never got any
>>85433813We dated a few times but she said we couldnt fuck because she had a bf. She breaks up with him and says she wants me back then ghosts me.
>>85433754Time to start building it up.
>>85433750>"Massive">7.5inKek
>>85433620True but right specifically has to watch and gets none because she's hotter. She needs to feel jealous and inadequate while ugly girl has all the fun
>>85433789So it is just about right and anything over is freakish?
>>85433919no, 8in (6'4") has been documented as the actual universal ideal and essential maximum
>>85433936Only God is perfect
>>85433781listern you terminalls online retard ive been on this site for 15 years but eventaully you grow up anbd stop caring about reddit nigger internal lingo. Eat shit
>>85434353ah so you're a braindamaged retard ratherthat also makes sense
>>85433936Sorry, but 6'4" is the new 6'2". The new bare minimum is 6'6" with a 9.5" cock (no, she can't take more than 5" or 6" of it lol, but she still NEEDS it to feel like she's not settling). Better luck next life!
>>85434384I am 7in and still didn't bottom out. 5'5" PAWG.
>>85433789Dick size doesn't matter because if you're not already attractive outside of it they won't let you fuck them.
>>85433530>Because true Alpha Males are fat ugly bastards.so true!!
>>85433523I am all those things, except for rich and smart which is the most important thing