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>women loveee soldiers
This is a total cope that carries over from civilizations where soldiers actually found themselves in the upper classes. They won battles and came away from them with land and slaves. No woman finds modern day soldiers attractive. Bald retards making less than minimum wage, risking everything and for what? For the chance to be some faggot on the side of the road holding a beans can? lmfao. There isn't a bigger group of faggot tools in existence.
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I was in the military and got 0 poon from it.
If you are already cool and attractive, then things like that (military, being a rockstar, riding a motorcycle) can be a cherry on top , if not you are still a Chud
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Women care about the spousal bennies, a steady paycheck, and an obedient, groomed, and decently fit man who will be gone for long periods of time.
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>>85433591
You mean so they can fuck the milkman/mailman/random biker behind his back ?
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>>85433616
The type of women who end up marrying enlisted men generally don't have much better options. They're called Dependas
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>>85433559
Somewhat true but it's more about the military being the dominant societal power. In something like a European monarchy in the age of absolution, that was basically a hereditary military dictatorship, being associated with the military was prestigious, and even a poorly paid infantryman carried with him a lot of social prestige by being part of the army, the dominant force in society.

Today the military is firmly under the managerial class's boot, and so being in it is shameful, even if you're a general, society looks down on you as a weak cuck (because you are). If tomorrow the US military did a coup, wiped out the Senate and House, hanged the President, did the same in every local state government, and then appointed military governors, made the head of the US military the head of state, etc., you'd see "being a soldier" become way more attractive to women almost immediately, even if their pay didn't increase at all. Just because it'd make them associated with the new ruling class.
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>>85433591
Military wives are notorious for cheating, if your man is gone for a long time you are just gonna do it, but thats probably because the human soul is fickle and love isnt real
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I always tell my guys not to get married while serving and not to get too attached to their gfs, but they never listen and inevitably suffer the consequences.
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>>85433646
My BIL is Space Force and married my trashy sister within a year of her taking his virginity.

He's literally the warning story they tell all of us about in boot camp.
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>>85433644
Tactical truth nuke
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>>85433559
Good thing I got kicked out. Now I can be a lawyer or doctor and get a woman who will use me for my money then cheat on me for someone more physically attractive!
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>>85433626
Yeah they wanna get out of whatever bumfuck town they're stuck in and once they get what they need the next stop is adultery and divorce city.
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>>85433643
Wouldn't that make Hegseth in charge and have everyone like the military even less?
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>>85433705
You simply can't win in this hell we live in.
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>>85433726
Kegsbreath would have to come down off his keg stand to lead, and some things just aren't realistic.
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>>85433726
Hegseth was appointed by a draft dodger who considers service members as suckers and losers. In the case of a junta, he would be the boot that gets overthrown
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>>85433756
>who considers service members as suckers and losers
They are? You people hate honesty now?
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>>85433762
I simply stated facts. Anything beyond that is your words, not mine.
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>>85433756
>the military is full of suckers and losers
>says the Commander in Chief who has won the unavoidable Iran War 57 times in the last week
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I hope Dumpf sends in ground forces so we can watch spics get their limbs blown off. Imagine. You get to laugh at the right wing because "muh red blooded American" and the left wing because "muh heckin brown individual"
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>>85433559
Look at all the cool ribbons and medals you can earn though. Who needs bitches when you can have accolades?
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>>85433807
I doubt we'll ever get a full ground invasion. It would be more of a bloodbath than Normandy, and the military was a lot better and had a lot more approval back then. But I've learned to stop underestimating Trumps ego
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>>85433812
There are easier ways to earn your colorful ribbon.
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I literally advise against this so that I can have some money
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>>85433559
Even the "muh defending muh homeland" argument isn't relevant anymore. They flood "your" homeland with foreign genetics. lol
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>>85433871
Well to be fair, they have moved away from that argument. Now it's "muh good welfare program"
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They actually do. They love to virtue signal about le brave men and them "give up all." And once the guy dies, she can play the widow card. She also gets his Tricare as well.
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Never join the military unless you want to be lorded over by some shitskin. This is what my grandpa told me to sway me away from that decision.
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>>85433726
Hegseth is Trump's creature and not respected by the troops. If a coup happened he's be one of the people getting a firing squad.
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>>85433726
No one respects that drunk dyel nasty girl.
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>>85433807
Chuddie in a padded cell making up fantasy scenarios so that he can laugh and gloat at libtards.
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>>85433559
They love the men they cheat on soldiers with even more
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women hate soldiers and see them as retards



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