>>85434037
the concept of sex is better than sex itself

>>85434037
I came while eating her out. She didn't notice. I extended the foreplay until I was reloaded then couldn't cum after 45 minutes of penetration. So I faked an orgasm. She checked, then slapped me for lying.

>>85434051
Thats really sad and embarrassing anon. Jeez.

i fell in love and i am going to marry her and i just hope she isnt evil. Guess we'll find out

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>>85434042
conceptual coitus

>>85434060
Not the first nor last sad or embarrassing thing I'll experience. Life goes on

>>85434037
pretty bad, I lost my virginity when I was 22, he fucked me for about a minute before cumming, he whimpered like a dog when he came, didn't actually sound like somebody cumming

Lost it at 29. First time was pretty quick, but generally sex is very nice. The physical component just really doesn't translate as well in fantasy.

>>85434037
The blowjob felt weird rather than pleasurable, and her vagina was so tight it hurt. I stuck a finger in her anus and it smelled like an anus. Normal, if slightly flirtatious, conversation was elevated during intercourse. I could seemingly last forever with a condom on, but not longer than 2 minutes without. Porn was good enough to have taught me how to sex that she was surprised when she found out I was a virgin afterward. Sex was a more enjoyable activity than basically anything I could think of having done in my life up to that point. My sexual relationship became damn near my favorite thing in the world.

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>>85434042
she must have been unattractive

>>85434051
>couldn't cum after 45 minutes of penetration
so?
nothing wrong with being the energizer bunny

>>85434085
the lesson here is low value men don't deserve sex

>>85434206
wouldn't call him low value, he wasn't even a virgin

>>85434051
>45 minutes of penetration
Yeah, sure, your hamstrings or quads didn't give out after the first 10 minutes of stroking. You know you lying

>>85434037
This was 20 years ago. I was 26, so nervous I couldn't get it up at all, despite eating both ass and pussy, she was 19, far more experienced, and I met her on the internet.
I later found out she was cheating on me with a guy her own age.
Her fingernail marks are still on the wall next to my childhood bed.

>>85434505
Lmao fat faggot I spent 2 hours trying to fuck and get sucked by my first gf without being able to cum.

>>85434540
You did not spend 2 hours getting your dick sucked. Stop lying, even if she was a pro her jaw had to have gotten tired by the first hour mark. Sex is still a physical activity and you will get tired.

>>85434037
gross. THAT'S what it looks like???

>>85434037
The sex was nice. Dealing with the foid it was attached to was exceedingly miserable. It's unironically not worth it when you can just masturbate.

>>85434051
My foid would verbally abuse me whenever I couldn't get or maintain an erection for her on a moments notice. It became a chore in which I needed to perform to her satisfaction or have my manhood questioned. I gradually lost any desire to do anything sexual with her and would become anxious if she brought up sex. Then I bailed on her worthless selfish ass. Thinking about going for femboys because foids are so horrific to deal with.

>>85434085
Go away used up roastie.

It was great. I'm glad I waited to lose mine to my hubby. It was awkward, but in a really good way. It just feels do much different than a dildo.

>>85434691
dude, the fucking thread asked for people who lost their virginity

>>85434505
You can penetrate in many posisitions without relying on your hamstrings or actively thrusting

Life isn't porn

>>85434037
For me it's more like reverse. I lost my virginity early on when I was a kid, but haven't had sex again since, and all my sexual experiences obviously have paled in comparison to going in raw on a 14 yo girl. I still feel like a virgin because I've not seen the light of day since over 15 years ago

>>85434957
how old when you were a kid, raped?

>>85434505
>hamstrings and quads
Ever heard of cowgirl?

>>85434960
Not raped, I begged her several times to fuck on different occassions before she eventually said yes. She was a maid, and I was the guy who spent time with her while everyone was away. I was 8 or 9 at the time.

>>85434973
Obviously, I was curious after stumbling into porn and wanted to know what it felt like.

>>85434973
yeah that's rape I'd say, how old was she?

>>85435005
Nah, we fucked again several times and it was an incredible experience (before she left and I never heard from her again). Can't be rape when you're a consenting kid who wanted to fuck her and that's the only highlight of my life anyways. She was 14, I would do it again regardless of her age. The problem is, girls are always hardwired for Chad. She was obviously a slut for Chad and would tell me stories about him, though she was just his side piece or something since they weren't dating and she was clearly lonely which is why she was open to detouring with me.

>>85434551
a bad bj can go on extremely long, not 2 hours for me but 20 minutes of my ex scraping her jaw on my cock and id have to tolerate it every time we went at it before things went to shit, she also didnt want my cum on her after the first few times because id shoot too much all over her tits and she got grossed out

>>85435029
oh chad already pumped and dumped her at 14? roughhhh

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I was supposed to lose my virginity to my pervert dream gf but she ghosted me before we ever met
she was so obsessed with me she wanted me to impregnate her in the car before we even got back to her place and wanted my cock in her 24/7 while she worked from home
she wanted me to pee inside her and call her mommy
and she ghosted me
how do I cope

I fumbled girls a lot in my younger years but managed to get a girlfriend and have sex for the first time about a week after my 16th birthday.
I remember being a bjt disappointed since it didn't feel as good as masturation. I was also surprised by how warm the inside of a vagina is.

Nowadays, with my current long term girlfriend and no condoms, even standard vanilla sex is better than porn.

I have also paid for sex one time, out of curiosity, and I genuinely wished I'd stayed at home and jerked off. It was just an awkward experience, even though I found the woman attractive.

>>85435157
How good looking is this LTR gf? Is she fat?

>>85435157
>It was just an awkward experience, even though I found the woman attractive.
What was the main issue, do you think? Lack of genuine desire on her side?

>>85435157
give tldr

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>>85434185
>I stuck a finger in her anus and it smelled like an anus

>>85434037
It's pretty good but for different reasons than I was expecting.

>>85434037
Felt great
Now I want more
Give me older women 50-65 (even older if they look good enough)
I am officially a mommy's good boy
There is nothing hotter to me than a recently divorced 52yo in a small town who is curious about BDSM

>>85434037
>Late virginity losers
That's the thing, who are these late losers having sex with?
Because sex with a woman older than 22 literally isn't worth doing.

>>85434037
The first time I had sex sucked. She had done it before and seemed to be enjoying it but I didn't get much out of it. I was 20.
The second time was with a different girl who I actually liked romantically and I enjoyed it more. Ended up dating her and every time we had sex it got more and more enjoyable.
After we broke up I tried a casual hook up or two but I really don't get anything out of it and would rather just jerk off.
Sex with someone you care about does actually live up to the hype thoughbeit, though that's a common opinion so that's probably not much of a surprise to read.

>>85434042
Truth nuke
Being a porn addict + losing it way late (27yo in my case), I'd built this idea that I'd do this and that and she'd be all crazy about it
Turns out the reality is it's smelly, it's awkward, and it's boring

>>85434037
sex with prostitutes was just glorified masturbation
sex with a gf who i loved was the spiritual experience i thought it would be

>>85435088
relatable. the internet was a mistake, I wouldn't've been into women from the other side of the planet without the internet

Not sure if 21 was late. Lost it to woman twice my age after lying I have some experience because I learned that when you admit to being virgin they ghost you instantly. It was great but not as intensive as I thought it would be. Better than fapping but still overhyped. I thought pussy would be tighter (later on I found out age doesn't correlate and younger girls also weren't that tight) and was surprised hot hot it is inside. It was like entering hot, moist, soft oven. In any case, it made women feel more human and not some mystic, fragile creatures you don't know what to do with, so it was massive confidence boost and made it easier to interact with girls later on.

>>85434505
nta but during my first time I was surprised how hard it was to come with condom on so I went on for like 30 minutes. The pain in my thighs and butt only hit me next day. These days most of the times I last like 10-25 minutes before not even pain hits, but I simply tire out since my cardio is shit from sitting most of the time. Wish I had girl who would drag me out on walks or runs to forest or for mountains trips. Especially that one of my fantasies is to have sex in opened tent on some mountain with amazing view of world beneath us.

>>85434051
>She checked, then slapped me for lying.
Why? I sometimes have bad days where I'm hungry, or I'm tired, or it's too hot and I finish in like few pumps and we just either wait a bit for second round or joke around, chat, cuddle, grope and finger. It sometimes happens and it feels like most girls are used to this happening.

>>85436460
>had to lie to pump 40yo deli meat pussy
the absolute state of female entitlement

>>85436480
She was nice though. Quite well preserved for woman in her 40s. No regrets, especially that she was quite enthusiastic about our meetings and being banged on backseats.
Recently I fulfilled second part of echievement and had sex with girl half my age, so it works both ways.

>>85436460
She was a BPDemon and had to weirdly interpret everything to fit into her twist reality. That shit got old quick. In her mind, me not cumming meant I didn't find her sexy or good enough or whatever she was crazy

>>85436514
>She was nice though.
a cougar that would only fuck you if you have previous experience isn't nice, that's just the average woman

>>85436559
Well, that was valuable lesson and made me abandon regret for lying to women. Companies already want people experienced for entry positions while not wanting to train anyone and I hate them for that, why would I do exception for women? Such approach isn't sustainable.

>>85435064
>believes any random LARP

>>85434037
sex felt way worse than masturbation and it wasn't even close, never came from sex.
Yes I tried it without a condom, I thought that was the issue the first two girls..

>>85434037
The point of sex is intimacy and love, most only get one. Masturbation isn't self-intimacy or self-love, it's just pure pleasure and will always be better sensation wise. Masturbation in moderation is good for the mind, Sex in moderation is good for the soul, body, mind, and heart.

>>85434037
I lost mine at 27 and it was the best thing I ever experienced. I'm 36 now and I still want it again more than anything.
The part that wasn't worth it was getting literally NTR-style cucked by the BPDemon and losing years of my life to grief and depression.

>>85436252
>it's smelly
Maybe if you fuck a black or fat woman. It's not normal for sex with a woman to smell anything but pleasant, essentially like sweat (which release pheromones) and pussy (which itself smells amazing). If after the sex you didn't want to eat her out or smell her panties then something was off.

>>85435088
very relatable. had passionate 4 year long distance relationship with an indian beauty, it formed out of unrushed pure love, attraction of polar opposites, and realistic expectations, and yes we had long phone sex that got freaky at times depending on topic.
she wanted to meet a lot, and i wanted to spend my life with her just as much, but couldn't plan it because i had a different set of problems to deal with every day, that limited my ability to take a measurable step in her direction, and so she ended it in a stupid 2 minute fight and ghosted me forever. she even changed all her profiles so i could never see or talk to her again. i haven't heard her voice or seen her since, but couldn't stop loving her. it's been 4 years and i don't think i'll ever get over it, or form deep bond and trust with another human female the same way again.