Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)04:35:09 No.85434638

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Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)04:35:09 No.85434638

>watching television in the background
>a nature documentary about random animal bullshit
>it's got a fire salamander in it
>it's about to give birth
>turns out these things give live birth, did not know that
>anyway just like all nature documentaries, ridiculous detailed close-ups and so on
>little slimy salamander babies slipping out of the salamandussy
>it's a really nice and smooth pussy
>keeps switching from shots of the face and eyes closing to it's body tensing up and relaxing as it keeps pushing out vaginababies
>and of course, in-your-face shots of the salamanders salamander vagina sensually pushing out these things
>gain a massive raging erection
>want to fuck the salamanders smooth innie lizard vagina that skillfully pushes out little salamander babbies, sometimes two at once even

This is what no pussy does to a mf. Women this is your fault, if only I could have had a crumble of affection or just a pebble of pussy I might be normal but no here I am with a raging erection over lizard childbirth at the age of 34. Fuck you