/r9k/ - What EXACT, precise stats do I need to have to get - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

08/27/26(Thu)04:53:39 No.85434707

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Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)04:53:39 No.85434707 Archived

What EXACT, precise stats do I need to have to get girls like these? If I could get one, I'd never fap for the rest of my life. Please tell me

Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)05:04:37 No.85434744

Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)05:04:37 No.85434744

>>85434707
Maxed out luck stat

Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)05:32:14 No.85434820

Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)05:32:14 No.85434820

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>>85434707
You may try going for older busty women, whose ego has been diminished. These young bitches are too stuck up, the wall changes that

Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)05:37:39 No.85434835

Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)05:37:39 No.85434835

>>85434707
comically large breasts. they would be novel for a couple of months, then just exhausting id imagine

Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)05:40:52 No.85434853

Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)05:40:52 No.85434853

>>85434707
>What EXACT, precise stats do I need to have to get girls like these? If I could get one, I'd never fap for the rest of my life. Please tell me

Depends how long you want to hire her for

Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)05:47:28 No.85434871

Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)05:47:28 No.85434871

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why hasn't more money been put into figuring out how to induce gigantomastia in women yet?

Anonymous
08/27/26(Thu)05:52:33 No.85434888

Anonymous 08/27/26(Thu)05:52:33 No.85434888

>>85434871
It's just eating high calorie fatty foods. That's the cheat code. The amount of estrogen and fat they put in fast food is insane.