Have any of you ever have a practice gf? What was it/she like?
>>85435535No but this is actually a good idea how would that even work I don't think I would want to do that but I could see why somebody would
she put literally 0% effort into the relationship for 4 years outside of having sex, while i did everythingturns out she starts to resent you after years of that
>>85435710i had one of those 'x gf' memes about saved but i can't find it >>85435726sounds more like you were the practice bf
>>85435535Does being friend-zoned count? We hung out alone a lot just no touching or kissing.
>>85435535I kind of gave up on humanity half a year ago, I'm both emotionally sensitive, not interested in other people's lives, and cynical on the whole idea of getting to know people. But I flirted with a girl for about 2 years at parties, I went back and forth on asking her out, was going to twice, but I pulled back, got drunk, cried, and went home instead. I found the most comfortable thing to do when I saw her was not to talk to her to not get my hopes up.About 8 months ago we we're playing video games and talking on and off, I've always hand a problem reaching out, and was weirdly content with letting things be. But it ramped up in the past 3 months, where we were talking every other day, or every three days. About a month ago, she told me this was the second time she dreamed of me, which finally gave me the courage to ask her out.We went out to get Panera Bread, one of her few safe restaurants due to her allergies, we laughed, we joked around, I found out I'm actually a pretty good flirt when it just involves me making jokes about staring at her and cumming in my pants. We walked in the woods on a second date, she showed me around her woods, she invited me inside and I got to cuddle with her on her bed and watch Avatar. Sorta similar third date, where we walked around my neighborhood then ate Panera again, we cuddle again. Women are so soft.Fourth date we went to the beach, she loves the beach. On the way there she told me she had Mouth Herpes she got from a few years ago, I was having a good time, so while it did put a pit in my stomach just how huge of a gap we have in relationships. How many men she's been with, how easy it is for women to get laid, I was having a good time with her, so i went along with it. We cuddle at the beach too. I had the most romantic moment of my life where I was buried up to my head in the sand, she sat in front of me and I was looking up at her, and under a towel we nuzzled our heads and chins together like cats.
>>85436827you cummed just talking to her?
>>85435535No. I never had relationship. It's easier to find sex than relationship these days. I missed all emotional milestones and I doubt any girl would want to be my first romantic everything while being dicked down in expert way when I'm already mid 30s.
A 'practice' partner sounds dehumanizing as hell, so no.
>>85436903get over it, sweety
Im a tranny, and i was my friends practice gf.He got married recently
>>85436827I drove her back to my place from the beach, our mutual friends we're hosting DnD over discord we were late to. It really was something having a cute girl holding onto your chest as I was making the rest of the call laugh, then watching her keel over snorting. I muted for a second while my character was in the background counting tea cups while the rest of the party was diving up loot and I was making the joke that I was looking away on purpose so my portion got stolen. She grabbed my face and she pulled me into her neck and her tits, I was nuzzling into her body and it was so soft. They asked me what I do next and I said "Sorry I was distracted by the tea cups" which made her burst out laughingWe tried to cuddle falling asleep together, but I had a huge boner and didn't know what to do with my body. I'm kind of insane, I sleep on my living room floor most days just so I can wake up quicker. So while I did spend most of the night with her pulling me into her chest, I was sweaty as fuck and my back was cold. We fell asleep side by side but I was trying to push my sides into hers to get some of her warmth and softness. My car's battery died overnight so I had to call up my Dad for help, they met, had an awkward conversation, and I drove her homeWe had a great, very PDA heavy outing with our friends at the State fair. But there were a few times we we're both alone, I felt like I should have been able to say something to her, and she just wanted to run her hands over me, I wasn't against it, but I was looking around me. I felt like I was too ugly to get handsy in public.>>85436850No, no. Just making jokes like she bent over for a second to look into her purse looking for a napkin, and I lifted my pants at the waist just high enough to look like I was looking at my dick, and I'd ask her to get me one too. I guess the joke I was going for was that I'm a quickshot stalker and everything she did got me off. >>85436903It is. I'm ashamed I let myself do it,
