>>85435709
>>half an hour later, i get called to HR
>>she reported me about touching her inappropriately
I would have a long conversation with HR about what I should have done.

>>85435743
I kinda need this job, man
Fucking hell, getting more and more socially retarded by the day

>>85435709
Spit in the cunt's face and tell her maggots are eating her dad

>>85435709
You had good intentions and you did a good thing she took it the wrong way and that can happen you aren't socially inept you were just being compassionate and I think part of her knows that but she likely has negative experiences with men

I may just be someone on the internet but I recognize your intentions could have been pure and if they were I can understand why it would be distressing and confusing feeling trouble for trying to show compassion

why did you even do that needless shit? just say "sorry for your loss" and move on. you don't know her.

>>85435709
ngl i kinda want to get a min wage job again so i can terrorize normies and just quit before consequences happen. if my co-worker was crying about her dead dad like that i would say things like "play stupid games win stupid prizes" or "bad things happen to bad people!" just callous bullshit like that. as time goes on as a neet, my psyche decays, soon i will be alot like a character known as... the joker...

>>85435785
I feel like shit nonetheless

>>85435788
Whenever I felt down, my mom would hug me
I know for a fact I shouldn't hug random women but it was literally my hand on her shoulder, like that was literally it

>>85435800
It will pass I know you tried to do a good thing your job will be okay HR understood she likely already forgot about the whole instance by now and nobody else is thinking about it and even if she told anybody they probably just thought oh you we're trying to look out for

>>85435812
>It will pass
Sure hope so
I just didn't think she took it that way, like I was coming onto her

>>85435812
lol this sounds like normie advice. the opposite will happen and people will demonize op for it since he seems like a sperg. normies dont forget or forgive shit, they just look for excuses for their bad behaviour.

>>85435709
You ever jack off thinking about her? She must be hot if you're touching all up on her.

>>85435824
Normies aren't psycho analyzing his behavior to determine where he is in there social hierarchy it's all subconscious if there's a fleeting thought about him in their mind which is extremely low in terms of percentage chance it would be something like

Oh I wouldn't do that but it probably wasn't anything bad

Then they go about their day and completely forget about that thought

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What have we learned from this lesson?
Never bother comforting females or don't bother with them at all.

>>85435839
Ew no, she's in her late 30's and pregnant
I know how much stress affects in utero so I thought I was helping her, turns out I made her more stressed out

>>85435847
I don't know anymore man...

>>85435821
I don't think she thought about it like that man I don't think she was like oh this guy's hitting on me neurodivergents like us we kind of give off an uncanny vibe to the normals just because we don't respond with all the subconscious expressions they do when they make them

So she probably got uncomfortable because in her mind she's thinking oh no I got touched by the man who doesn't respond to stuff like other man his underlying intentions must be bad

He doesn't understand we don't usually ever have underlying intentions we do things very directly and literally

It was a misunderstanding and those happen you'll be all right

>>85435709
Sorry to hear, you have to be extra careful with women the last few years, stuff that was normal just 10 years ago might get people fired now. The way I do it is to pretend they have a horribly discolored crotch area.

>>85435765
You have to be attractive or have a novel appearance such as a humorous old Chinese guy

>>85435864
Hormonal fluctuations due to pregnancy could have influenced her to act more irrational as well this is proven by science so it's likely it played a role

>>85435844
depends on your "vibes." bad vibes (autism, ugly)=psychoanalyze every little interaction and ostracize from tribe, so op. good vibes (normie, attractive, (you))=oh they didnt mean anything by that, let it go! they couldnt hurt a fly.

nigger retard autist don't TOUCH PEOPLE

DON'T FUCKING TOUCH PEOPLE

>>85435709
Yesterday my coworker was crying because she had to deal with difficult people at the end of the day and they yelled at her. All i said was sorry about your day. I didnt touch her though because I feel like farting and pissing and shitting randomly when women get too close to me or touch me I think I get anxious and my tummy gets upset and I fart and pee and shit out of fear much like a skunk spraying to repel enemies

>>85435873
I'm surprised more men aren't aware that pregnant women are a nightmare to be around. Women are at the mercy of their hormones and honestly it makes me feel bad for them. Imagine never actually being in control

>>85435921
idgaf. maybe get a fucking abortion then you sex having foid. you have no sympathy for an incel like me why would i have any for you? god someone should push you down the stairs.

>>85435928
Go away psycho. Hurting people isn't the answer and your violent fantasies are cringe.

>>85435941
>Hurting people isn't the answer
ya tell that to like 80% of the normies i have ever met. you're all loathsome garbage and would never give me any sympathy, so again i ask, why would i care about other people? empathy is for children, i grew out of that shit after realizing most people dont even feel it.

Yeah you touched her without permission. That's a no-no. Learn from your mistake and don't do that again.

>>85435968
She could have told him off for that lightly, HR isn't your daddy that you're gonna cry about dumb shit to them. They really don't lie about foid jobs being jewish daycares honestly.

dunno bout you guys but I don't wanna think about it anymore
gonna go home and buy some beer and then take a nap

>>85435709
>Manager's dad dies
>Don't even like the guy much but give him a hug and pat his back since he's crying
>Probably the most I've ever touched him beyond just a handshake
>After he comes back from a few days off he thanks me for being so kind to him
>After the event think about how if if he were female I'd probably lose my job for that

>>85435709
Tbh I would feel uncomfortable too but I wouldn't call HR
It's as though people don't know what to do with their personal feelings on something. it's normal to hate someone because of their social behavior towards you even if it wasn't a transgression

>>85436051
You're just neurotic.

>>85435965
You don't control other people's behavior, anon. Only your own. Stop justifying your bad behavior based on someone else's bad behavior, it's just an excuse to be a piece of shit.

To put it a different way, when I see you acting like a piece of shit, I say, "holy fuck, there goes a real piece of shit", I don't care about what happened in your life that made you feel empowered to be a piece of shit. Modern superhero films have tricked you into thinking your backstory is relevant. It's not.

>>85435709
Never EVER touch a woman in a professional setting, and never let them be in a room alone with you with the door closed.
My friend is a gym teacher who almost lost his job because he patted a girl on the back after she scored a goal.
He had to get a lawyer and pull security footage from the school not to get fired and even then he was put on leave for a bit.

>>85435785
You know the rule cunt, tits or stfu.

>>85435797
>soon i will be alot like a character known as... the joker...
Only you won't have a harley quinn to fuck.

>>85436061
exactly, hence why i dont feel empathy anymore. when i see someone like you i go "wow there goes another one with his head in the sand!" the world isnt fair and doesnt give a shit what (you) think, sorry your reddit posts lied to you.

>>85435864
>Ew no, she's in her late 30's and pregnant
Why do you give a fuck about some bitch you're not even attracted to?

>>85436062
Funny that foids would then say men don't like talking to them and that's it's le misogyny , I wish foids had self awareness.

>>85436067
a truecel like me? just doesnt care about stuff like that... wanna know how i got these circumcision scars?

>>85435921
>women are a nightmare to be around
ftfy

>>85435864
>Ew no, she's in her late 30's
Kek why would you feel sorry for some walled hag, well now you it's better to just laugh at them.

>>85436083
I think it was all a misunderstanding where the girl told her parents her teacher "touched her" and meant it innocuously but was too young to know the implication of what she was saying.
But the parents freaked out and threatened to sue the school so they had to do something about it because God forbid they stand up for their own employees.

>>85436126
>meant it innocuously
lol

>>85436126
>But the parents freaked out and threatened to sue the school so they had to do something about it
Gosh just put them in girl only schools if they freaked out by such dumb "incidents", no one is touching or molesting your ugly ass daughter calm down.

>>85435800
the lesson here is don't touch women you don't know. the majority of women are fucking retarded and chomping at the bit to accuse someone of sexual harrassment

>>85435785
>she likely has negative experiences with men
she did it to be spiteful cunt, fucking simp
jesus christ, people are still putting pussy on a pedestal and assuming that women are nice in any way shape or form

>>85436139
>>85436151
Well he's a fat, short, bald man who isn't married so the game was rigged against him from the start

>>85436076
Nope you're just a piece of shit. If you're in any way redeemable in this life there's always someone whose shitty behavior you can use to justify your own. If you're not redeemable in this life please rope yourself.

>>85436166
>assuming that women are nice in any way shape or form
This, only help women that are your relatives or you know them. Random women are not entitled to your help even if they are getting robbed or killed. Just call the police instead of risking sexual harrasment claims even though you saved her life.

>>85435788
Why you acting like putting a hand on a shoulder warrants a HR report

>>85436193
not even calling the police. she shouldn't have said the n-word or whatever

OP's company was probably looking for any reason to fire him and this was their golden opportunity to make it his fault so they wouldn't look bad.

>>85436078
>being kind to someone means you want to fuck them
this is why the world's getting shittier and shittier

>>85436199
because it often does. have you ever worked a day in your life?

>>85436231
Sadly he doesn't work in a Jewish daycare for foids.

>>85436190
>erm youre a heckin piece of shit!
>anyways, just heckin kill yourself because you made me feel a little uncomfortable!
youre a whiny little baby. grow up. the world doesnt revolve around you

>>85436302
In point of fact anon, you're the one who's too fucked up to leave the house. Surely the world is way better designed for my comfort than yours. When you understand why that is, you'll probably rope. RIP.

>>85436364
i leave the house semi frequently, you're just coping and thinking that everyone else thinks the way you think outside. you ever wonder why theres forever wars and people in the middle east cutting up baby's genitals (both male and female)? its because; the. world. does. not. revolve. around. YOU. its that simple, the world is not designed for your comfort, it is designed to make you feel uncomfortable, hence why i am allowed to tell you my opinions that hurt your heckin fee fees, and why your crush is fucking your best friend and not you. you. dont. control. other. people. period.

>>85436386
It's hard without your clap emoji, isn't it?

>>85436533
oof zinger. you really showed me. is that the postpartum rage i've been hearing about manifesting in real time? dont throw any ice at me, foid.

>>85435709
That what you get for being a worthless simp cuckold, you shouldve just rejoiced and reveled in her agony.

So glad I work a job with no women to deal with! And it's a good thing this story is also fake.