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did you know semen gets reabsorbed? you don't need to cum everyday 24/7 like a brain dead monkey
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Mix it with Fanta and you can fap all you want and reabsorb it too
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>>85437347
Enjoy your prostate cancer, retard!
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>>85437347
Then why do I get wet dreams if I don't cum for a few weeks?
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>>85437455
i'd rather mix it with Pepsi
>>85437495
sure lil bro i'll get prostate cancer and you're gonna get your dick wet
>>85437508
idk
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>>85437508
you're a coomer even when you're asleep. fix it haha
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>>85437347
I need my daily fap to stay sane. Also, it's an enjoyable activity and it reminds me that women are not worth the effort and I must keep focusing on acquiring currency and making the most out of my hobbies, youth and freedom
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>>85437571
do you know any women? i doubt it
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>>85437571
>women are not worth the effort
>desires women 24/7
nigga make a decision
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>>85437586
I do, since I have a job and I interact with normies every day. Getting a job is what ultimately made me think like this. Before that I still had some hope that I might stumble upon an interesting, beautiful woman. The reality is that most of them are not people I would ever trust, nor are they beautiful.
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>>85437598
>desires women 24/7
I desire looking at beautiful ones and cooming. I don't actually want one in my life. They're too annoying and expensive and normies have told me that sex happens pretty rarely.
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>>85437606
haven't you considered that being a coomer made you like this? or were you always an ogre
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>>85437617
well yeah nigger sex is for reproduction and that's about it
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>>85437620
Being a coomer has raised my standards, which is good because it means I'm not going to end up like my betabuxx coworkers.
>>85437630
Sex is for fun, but masturbation is fun too and it costs nothing and carries no risks.
>reproduction
I'm glad I'm avoiding this too. Becoming a father would destroy my life.
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>>85437650
>being a coomer
haha
>being a coomer has raised my standards
lol, lmao even
thank god you're avoiding reproduction
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>>85437669
I don't know what's funny, normalfag. But yea, I'm glad too that I'm gonna be able to retire early and do whatever I want with all the money I'm saving by not becoming another indebted normie.
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>>85437347
>did you know semen gets reabsorbed? you don't need to cum everyday 24/7 like a brain dead monkey
k lol
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>>85437630
>well yeah nigger sex is for reproduction
Average woman has 1.5 kids and sex 4000 times.
So you are wrong.
Sex is for pleasure.



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