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> be me
> hear about satellite tv and the 1000s of channels in the air to grab for free
> plug in satellite, get hotbird 13e, and eutelsat 9e
> put on wedo sports in the middle of the day and see a bunch of ppl doing sports
> put on wedo sports at 2:30 in the morning and it's eva notty getting fucked
> i clean my eyes, restart the tv to confirm
> softcore porn continues for 5 hours, starts again the following night at the same time window
> learn that certain FTA channels lend their night time viewing to adult chat services and porn
> realize i've had free porn floating above my head all this time

i know only euro fags would know what im talking about, but this made me wonder if there were other fta channels that act normal during the day, then turn into a brothel past midnight. because this can't be the only one.
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Wow, free porn? This is incredible
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>>85437590
Yeah, I've known this since my childhood. My mother would accuse me of staying up late just to watch porn but honestly, the porn on the TV was so shit that it wasn't worth watching.
Used to be this way for Sport1 and other sports channels. Not sure if it still is.
Are you German by the way?
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Whoa, dude. Here in the year 1997, getting free porn is fucking sick! Who could imagine something so badass!? There's no other possible way to see nude women on a screen, here in 1997.

I'd love to see some bodacious babes with their tits out! I'm on my way to the satellite TV store to get my own.
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>>85438019
There is internet in 1997 too you know, just log in to Netscape and download some hot jpegs!
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>>85438019
you don't get it. tv is not synonymous in my brain with smut, so seeing tits flapping on the literal sports channel is extra dirty and salacious. the only analogy i can think of: is being in a relationship with an extra conservative catholic girl, and keeping it clean for the longest time, then seeing her dirty side for the first time. it's just not the same.
it's enough to make me want to hunt for these channels, but so far i only discovered 3:
> wedo sports (hotbird)
> comedy central (on astra 19)
> polonia 1 (hotbird)
would be thrilled to know others. and i don't care much for the obviously pornographic channels like hustler or dorcel. i want FTA ones that blur the lines.

>>85437912
i do have sport 1 through eutelsat 9 but it's encrypted unfortunately so i can't check.
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>>85438935
i get it. it's more rewarding this way. there might be unlimited porn online but you discovered this yourself. having something limited like this makes you value it more. like porn on wikipedia.



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