I guarantee you somewhere out in the universe there's some hellish inter planetary nightmare war going on while we comfortably shitpost our days away in peace.scary to think about...
>>85438284i will conscript you into the alien brothel as a alien prostitue you nigger, you will suck alien dick for millenia before the war is over
>>85438284I like to believe that the universe is slowly collapsing as a result of some massive intergalactic war that destabilized the fabric of reality. We wouldn't have had the heat death of the universe if it wasn't for that war. Meanwhile we're sending massive radio frequency signals into space because of our wireless communication and someday our planet is going to attract some alien attention and it won't be good for us.
>>85438326>Meanwhile we're sending massive radio frequency signals into space because of our wireless communication and someday our planet is going to attract some alien attention and it won't be good for us.The signals we send out dissipate into the background noise of the universe before they leave our solar system
>>85438313what makes you think aliens have throbbing dicks like us?>>85438326It's not improbable that there is a race of blonde women out there who procreate by cloning themselves but they need fresh monkey (us) cum injections every 1000th year to maintain their cells, they also likely have huge boobas and never invented the bra. You can't say for certain this race wont invade us and have sex with earth men every day for a millennia while earth foids are reduced to slaves and bedcleaners for our orgys.
>>85438326this is a really cool idea, maybe that's why entropy is a thing. some god like aliens escaped this reality into a parallel one and introduced entropy into our reality and now everything is barreling towards demise. i was thinking more of planetary subjugation with unimaginable cruelty, some crazy anthropomorphic shit like that.
