Hypothetically, lets say your bank account gets filled with 5 billion dollars tax free. You can spend it how you see fit (with a few rules) and you can have as much fun as you want with it. The police will also overlook certain minor crimes you commit (tax fraud, prostitution, drug use, other party crimes), and you will be completely immune from hangovers, STDs, Overdoses, Jet Lag, Sea Sickness, and Food poisoning. Travel the world, fuck the hottest women, try foreign cuisines, drive the fastest cars, live in a mansion, do whatever you want.Here are the rules:1. For every 1 day after you start using the money, you must spend one week in prison (and it scales down, so 1 hour = 7 hours etc). You can go up to a maximum of 10 years, or you can turn yourself in early. You get sent to a random non-maximum security prison in the town you lived in before you started. It won't appear on your criminal record afterwards.2. You CAN spend your money allowing friends/family/strangers to enjoy this life with you, however EVERYTHING you buy with your money will get seized by the government as soon as your time is up, down to the last dollar. 3. You cannot donate to charities/non-profits/research organizations/political organizations/etc.How long do you enjoy the money before you stop?
>>85439424In the words of Michael Jackson Don't Stop Till I Get EnoughIt will never be enoughYeaaaaaaaag
>>85439424I'm retarded but when I say "You can go up to a maximum of 10 years" I mean you can use the money for 10 years, which would be 70 years of prison.If you so choose.
>>85439424i'll pass. i don't care for this at all
>>85439450So you're telling me I can live like a degenerate hedonist for 10 years then spend the next 70 retired and living off the taxpayer's dime in a cushy minimum security prison? Sounds like one big vacation to me. Sign me up.
>>85439477I guess it depends on where you live because any amount of prison sounds like torture to me.With that being said I'd enjoy the money for a month and accept the torture.
Purchase and sell a diverse range of investments within a two week period, the proceeds from which will be deposited into a separate bank account.Turn into prison early for a three and a half month stay, then enjoy the spoils as a free individual.Of course, I am under the assumption that only the original funds and assets purchased with said funds will be seized. You never specified anything would happen to it, only the immediate things purchased with said 5 billion.
>>85439511If it's minimum security, it's like living in college dorm rooms. If it's medium security, things would suck more.70 years of minimum security would be a cake walk. Some of those facilities don't even have fences.Medium security would be a tougher sell.
>>85439424Point 3 ruins this completely since I would like to use this excess money to fund cool open source projects and other non profit organizations. I'm done with my hedonistic phase so my answer is 0. >fastest carsJesus Christ, imagine being tempted by something as shallow as living the Tate fantasy. Yuck.
>>85439424I would pay hundreds of surrogate mothers to spread my seed as far and wide as possible. Then I go to jail for 10 years. Not my problem.
>>85439424I just wanted a gf. This wouldn't help me.
>>85439749It would in the short term :) she just won't stick around
>>85439780Contrary to popular belief here, I don't want a sex slave actually.
Considering how much better it would be than even the best version of my life now, I'm taking the money for 10 years and spending the rest of my life in prison without regrets.
>>85439424I would evade all penalties by getting a friend to "steal" the money from me and spend it on my behalf
I'm never touching the money
