>jerked off with superglue again
What does jerking off with superglue entail
>>85454940it has to do with the thrilling nature of potentially gluing your urethra shut before you finish and run to the bathroom to wash it off; in practice effectively combining self harm with experimental gambling techniques and speculative hospital bill induced findom although regardlessly i digress
>>85454985really? what? that's ridiculous. i can't say it's the strangest thing i've heard, but it's ridiculous
>>85455032i can make it stranger; i do all this while zooted off picrel although regardlessly i digress
i masturbate to epilepsy inducing sfm vore animations featuring various digimon
>>85455114Be careful with that, I hear at 12 huffs the poopman come i
why yes we all smoke wasp spray off of printer paper
>>85455661is water bill paper printer paper
>>85455661Saw this shit in prison. Folks smoking wasp spray and k2.. Prison is way easier than people talk about especially when you have weak charges like drugs
>huffed feces decomposing in a bottle again
>>85455691it's crazy to take a substance that makes you weak and unaware of your surroundings in big tyrone prison of all places. that's the last place you'd want that, why don't they smuggle in creatine and coke instead
>>85455656i have literally never met an entity. everybody on reddit who says they did has creepypasta induced brain damage and a lying disorder.
>>85455709In prison most of the time youre around people you feel the same way towards. You really dont have much to worry about. I've seen dudes in there for charges against kids that were completely protected because of politics. You couldnt get to that man if you tried.
>>85455032one time i was hung over as shit and instead of lying in bed jerking off i decided i was going to get up and do some work outside and sweat it off and feel less guilty and miserable. it had rained shortly before i got out of bed and i saw a big juicy earthworm on the ground and i experienced some kind of inexplicable heart pounding sexual delirium and got an irresistible impulse to fuck it. so i got a ziploc bag and spent like a half hour collecting worms off the ground into this bag, rinsed them off with water, then fucked the worms in the bag. it was not the experience i wanted since they kind of played dead and didn't writhe intensely or anything and it was not possible to get a decent level of tightness without completely squashing them so i gave up without nutting and just dumped them back outside in the dirt. still gotta be the weirdest shit ive ever done
>>85456225i had a dream when i was a kid where i was walking down a residential street not far from my dad's apartment, lined with cars parked against the curb. 100 feet in front of me there was a sedan, the trunk graciously opened on its own and the world went quiet so i went to see what it was. it was completely filled with thousands of earthworms violently writhing and thrashing around. i literally just looked at it for hours. nothing else happened. i didn't feel the need to rape it because i was too young.
