>Someone at MIT synthesized a compound that kills you with one drop even if you have multiple gloves on Technology is scary anons
>makes a dangerous neurotoxin in an attempt to kill someone> Accidentally exposes himself to itKarma is sometimes pre-emptive
>>85455489Why would u go that far to kill someone? Why not stab them or shoot them
>>85455503i guess you can attempt to avoid suspicion, or at least damning evidence. i agree that simple is probably best in most cases though.
>>85455503Murderers generally aren't rational people, especially when they consider themselves intelligent.
>>85455513>Murderers generally aren't rational peopleRecently I've been thinking about how much of a miracle it is that IED drone attacks somehow haven't left the warzones. There's a new murder meta but none of our murderers have caught on yet. I have intrusive thoughts about it happening once and catching on quickly, the entire country could turn into a D.C. sniper situation. The fucking things cost like $300 to make but people would rather synthesize compounds.
>>85455616Most inexperienced people who play with explosives usually end up blowing themselves up with them. And drones can be traced. OP's Darwin Award winner was trying to use his big brain to become a shadow assassin
>>85455625Has it actually been confirmed that he was making it for nefarious purposes? Could it be some kind of misunderstanding or is it too obvious?
>>85455631It wasn't authorized, and nobody knew about it. It's an educated guess that he was synthezing a deadly neurotixin for nefarious purposes.
>>85455635MIT is attended by cartoon villains and I'm supposed to feel optimistic about the future
>>85455650I've met some good people there, played pokemon cards with thema pity the place is run by cartoon villains with Epstein connections
>>85455489>Karma is sometimes pre-emptiveMercury poisoning is a very painful, drawn-out death. He's going to have a LOT of time to think about what he did. I'd love to hear his excuse before his inevitable death for why he was secretly synthesizing it.
There was a biology scientist that synthesized a cell that grew 3000x in an hour, he burned it to prevent what could've been the end of the world. Then he burned his notes and took his information to the grave.
>>85455697Don't scare people with urban legends. OP's already freaked enough for tech
>>85455697Bullshit, waste heat would denature the polymerase complexes. Not like the physics of replication allows for base pair assembly that fast anyways.
>>85455703>>85455714Google erased it, but it happened. If I find any info I'll link it.Not gonna try to make sense of it either, I'm probably misremembering details.
>>85455741>Google erased itYeah because you made it the fuck up
>>85455741>I'm probably misremembering details.
>>85455481This is nothing compared to the horrors of military chemical experiments. There are canisters of human insecticide just sitting in storage waiting to be used right now. One breath will cause you to hideously contort against your will into a human pretzel.
>>85455751You can make mustard gas yourself with items in your cabinets right now.
>>85455747Might've been more. Again - I'm not sure what the original number was or even if it was a cell.
>>85455747you are the first person i've ever seen who actually uses copilot. i thought you were a marketing construct.
>>85455761>you are the first person i've ever seen who actually uses copilot.I didn't want to waste bullshit on a better AI
>>85455754Mustard gas is caveman technology. Nasty but nowhere near as deadly as modern nerve agents.
>>85455768Dead is dead, anon. Dead is dead.
Anyway, possible urban myths aside OP, the Earth's polarity is starting to reverse, which *could* be the end of life as we know it. If you're gonna be scared of something that should be it.
>>85455771An OP *could* be hit by a bus.
>>85455766that's reasonable. BWAHAHAHAH everybody spit on the autistic microsoft demon
>>85455770Mustard gas didn't even kill most of the time it just burned people and left them with fucked up lungs. People were able to survive just by burying their faces in a blanket and waiting for the wind to carry the gas away.
>>85455489It's gonna give him superpowers when he wakes up from his coma and he will use it to enact villainous deeds.
>>85455481Epic kooky nerd prank
