I like it when a girl rides me cowgirl style. That way, she does all the work, and I can just enjoy it. It's better when they have short hair; that way, when they lean forward to kiss on me, her hair doesn't get in my eyes. Specifically when they lean forward, and they put that "crimp" on my dick when doing cowgirl. Feels fucking splendid. I'll spank the girl's butt once things get hot and heavy and tell her not to stop until I say so. Fucking rides my dick off into the sunset. Good shit. >Don't like being on top?Not really. I enjoy fucking around, but when it comes to serious fucking, I like being the bottom and having the girl on top. It just feels better to me. A close second is "side by side", where I fuck her from behind, as the big spoon. It's a nice and chill position, but with my mid-level pecker (6 inches at most), I gotta go in the back door for this position. For this reason, a lot of girls may not be down for it. If their booty isn't overly juicy, I can slip in the cooter from the side by side, but girls with the extra junk in the trunk pretty much cock block me with their GIANT ASS CHEEKS. >Is butt secks pretty good?It's alright? As the saying goes, "A hole is a hole". I would say try it and see what you think.>don't ya get poop on your dick.If she has the runs or whatever, maybe? It's not like shit is just waiting behind the sphincter at all times. If she has to poo, she should probably do that before buttsecks for obvious reasons. >Other positions with buttsecks?Girls don't tend to enjoy buttsecks too much unless they're really slutty or REALLY like you. I think they enjoy it more if they prefer to be dom'd. Some chicks will give you a hard no regardless. If that's the case, that sucks (at least if you want buttsecks).
>>85455490Runner-up: Face sitting. Does nothing for my dick, but I like it when a girl sits on my face and lets me go to town on her ass and pussy. One time this girl fingered me while my face was buried in her ass. It was pretty good. I wish I'd done that more when I had the chance.
>>85455493Vaginas are sort of monstrous in a way.
ive never had sex so i wouldnt know
>>85455505Just a hole. The things they're attached to are more monstrous, I think.
>>85455511Damn, how old are you bro?
>>85455522in my 30s sadly
>>8545552232, sex is impossible for us born in the 90s that arent 8/10+
>>85455611>11's again. Damn. Sorry you missed out. You've at least held hands, played with tiddies, or finger-banged a chick at least...right?>>85455614I don't know about that. Being mildly charismatic and having a steady income that affords you enough wiggle room to go out on occasion is enough. If I wasn't such a loser, I'd probably try and reel in a lady myself these days. Luckily, I had my fun when I was younger, so I'm content to go full hermit mode going forward. Truthfully, finding a woman you can tolerate being around for more than 10 minutes is a real blessing. Lotta foids, sluts, prudes, and assorted garbage humans out there to sift through these days. Being attractive helps for sure. Being confident helps too. With modern life and the struggle to give a shit, I can understand a lot of younger folks simply throwing in the towel. I was in my mid 20's back in 2015, that's when I was slamming pussy pretty regular. I'm not a poon hound, so I wasn't all over the place or anything like that. Perhaps I was just lucky?
>>85455640no ive done none of that at all. i have a strong income too.
>>85455640none of that shit matters unless youre attractive. the fuck does confidence matter if you cant even approach women being 5'6. we live in 2 different worlds were you can approach women and easily get pussy. us ugly folks approach women and get dirty looks. did the gym did the working on myself did the working on my social skills. talked to hella women and you just cant compete if you dont have the looks
>>85455645>none of thatHoly Christ, not even fucking hand-holding? Fuck dude, maybe you've always been cooked. At least you have money? Get a jet ski. Buy all your favorite Warhammer figurines. Build a sick gaming rig. If you're not getting pussy, you may as well have whatever toys you want. Not like a foid is going to tell you no.>>85455653>none of that shit matters unless youre attractive. I mean, yes, but...how ugly are we talking? If you're a straight mongolid looking fucker or a fucking bush nigger, you rolled nat 1s on the phenotype lottery. There are some girls into bestiality, though, so you may have to really put yourself out there. Sadly, women don't treat ugly guys like ugly dogs.>the fuck does confidence matter if you cant even approach women being 5'6.I have a friend around that height who started balding in college, and I'd rate his girl somewhere between a 7~8/10. She's one of those corn-fed tomboy kinda chicks. Real muscle mommy territory. I'm real jealous. He's not super successful in his career, but he makes enough. If anything, his biggest flaw is being a timid nerd (he collects all kinds of comic books, figurines, and capeshit), and he still bagged a hottie in my book. >muh looks, muh looks, muh looksBalding? Pudgy? Bad teeth? Butterface kinda guy? What's your defining uggo feature? If you're just short and that's your problem, I think you're sounding like a little bitch. A lot of foids filter by height because they have to have 6'5" prince-chad fantasy guy, but fuck those foids. You don't want that kinda pussy anyway. Find a decent woman. They are out there. Don't filter yourself by exuding chudcel energy. You don't have to be a chad either; just don't hold that resentment in your heart; it'll bleed through in your eyes.
>>85455704ive bought everything i want. its pointless. toys suck i want to be loved
>>85455716>toys suck i want to be lovedIt seems to be an illusion. Are all these men with fat women who refuse to cook or do anything than sit around all day and spend their husband money truly loving them? If you loved someone wouldn't you actually perform actions that show love rather than just saying "I love you" while leeching?
>>85455726i know a lot of people who get loved. im too ugly.
>>85455716>i want to be lovedBuy a dog. Fleshlights are pretty good. If you have money to spare, buy one of those auto-jackers and sync it to an LLM model via VRChat and fuck a digital waifu. Chat about Dragon Ball or whatever during the post-nut clarity. >>85455726Don't get with a lazy slob? No shit.
>>85455782i have a pet already. fleshlights are not a replacement for compassion and intimacy.
>>85455490i like riding my bf and doing missionary most
>>85455805Ride me next
>>85455782>Don't get with a lazy slob? No shit.I haven't seen it play out differently in everyone else's marriages in my life. They may not always get fat, but they will always treat you like shit for being a man.
>>85455859In the modern era, I can't recommend that men get married outside of political theatre. If the lady is raised religious, maybe that might make it worthwhile, but it's still a gamble.
Rebecca pussy
>>8545561496 here and I'd rate myself as 7/10. Sex is easy for even 5/10s in this age bracket if you know what you're doing. Git gud I guess.
>>85455490Not like my penis has ever done anything with a girl but I like prone and doggy
