https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/brits-who-refuse-ww3-conscription-37603819British incels who refuse the military draft will be publicly embarrassed in a series of humiliation rituals, it has been announced. They will first be offered a white feather to shame them, and if they continue to refuse, they will be forced through increasingly embarrassing humiliation rituals, ultimately escalating to public cock and ball torture, the UK government has announced. Military manpower is necessary for future entry into the Iran war and Ukraine war.
i wish the west would engage in their own hybrid warfare against the slavic niggers
Yes in the USA we call this the "ZOG" government, it is an illegitimate jewish run government that serves jewish interests and makes you die for them like in nam and other wars.
>>85455534Are you implying the West doesn't engage in hybrid warfare against its enemies? The entire Nepalese government was deposed and replaced by a CIA-backed revolution only recently as a way of disrupting the country's relations with China.
>>85455547yeah... i know... i guess i should say that i wish i saw more about it in the news
>>85455549There is an enormous suicidal hellwar going on in Ukraine right now because the West fomented a colour revolution there, which they also constantly do in the Slavic world, even in Russia itself. You just don't pay attention.
>>85455556There is no such thing as a "color revolution", fucktard.
>>85455556slavs are literally white africans
>>85455518I will kill every woman, leftist and kike I see on the street if the try this.
>>85455556>russia's invasion is the west's fault somehow
>>85455518I'd proudly go through a 'public humiliation' over not being conscripted. I'd wear a T-shirt that says "I'm not dying for a government that hates me" and take it like a man. Let them watch.
>>85456388based, but you'd still have to pay fines
>>85455518oh my gosh imagine being a british boy and being tickle tortured on your cock and balls in public until you're begging them to just let you cum. sounds like a nightmare
>>85456406I'd contest it on the grounds that my Islamic religion forbids me from fighting for a kuffar state.
What wars is the uk fighting right now?
>>85456610The war against the British people
>>85455518Brit here. You've posted a satirical joke newspaper and none of it is to be taken seriously, we aren't gearing up for war and it's all sensationalist hot air bullshit by Russia. They can't even capture 1% of land in Ukraine and their country is on the brink of bankruptcy. Hundreds of thousands of men are fleeing Russia because the average survival rate on the battlefield is 35 mins. Russia absolutely no way has the resources, money and manpower to go to war with another country especially England you're delusional if you think that they can.
>>85456642The fuck you coping for, bong? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Star_(United_Kingdom)You mad because they're neutral and won't support your shit party?
>>85456652The daily star is the equivalent of your yank the onion. Nobody here in the UK takes the daily star seriously.
>>85456659Sounds like you're asshurt at them and lying about it, actually.
>>85456663No im laughing at Americans thinking the daily star is a reputable news source. Considering their newspapers look like this
>>85456324Yeah, just like Ukrainians did. But you're tougher than them, right?
>>85456642>They can't even capture 1% of land in Ukraine and their country is on the brink of bankruptcy.Yes, but that swings both ways: Just because they can't win doesn't mean they wont start something.
>>85456674You dig this up from 1963?
ah yes, i get all my news from the daily star
>>85456739Me too. You asshurt?
>>85455556russia is the victim!!
>>85456312And you are literally brown so your opinion doesnt matter
The dailystar is in the umbrella of old media tripe, arguably the equivalent of something like ladbible regarding new media lmao
>>85455518Why would anyone still be afraid of Russia?I live in Romania and am not afraid of Russia. Russia is a retarded joke of a country. An alcoholic, corrupt, incompetent shithole. They can't even take Ukraine. And all of their able-bodied people are either fleeing the country or dying in Ukraine within hours of being put on the battlefield.
>>85456961You still asshurt and spamming lil bro?
>>85456968sup gore spammer from /int/
>>85455518Give me all them feathers, I shall wear them with pride
>>85456334>>85456941The West has been trying to turn Russia into its resource extraction colony for a century now.
>>85456450How do I sign up to tickle torture conscientious objectors
>>85455518Immigrants are exempt, only cuck brit boys will go die in the war.
>>85455518>embarrassing humiliation ritualLike what? Not finding a job, a girl, a place to live and being broke? Is there any humiliation to be forced upon the youth left?
>>85457228And that's why the West imposing sanctions (refusing to buy extracted Russian resources) is freakin evil!
