I have here in my hand a copy of a receipt for a one-night pass to Yung Kim's futanari palace. Now you said your wallet was stolen but clearly this is your signature on the receipt. Care to explain?
>>85455603I just don't feel like sex with a futanari would be good. Anal sex is painful and you have to do a lot of things to prepare for it. Also you can hurt your jaw giving her a blowjob. It just seems like too much work. Plus you can literally get raped since they are stronger than you.
>>85456154You just lack heart.
>>85456154>I just don't feel like sex with a futanari would be good.OBJECTION!
>>85455603We don't do highbrow shitposting round these parts. Creative and funny though.