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A genie appears before you and gives you two choices
>the girl of your dreams appears before you and falls deeply in love with you and will never leave you BUT you die at age 40
or
>you get 1 billion dollars and will love a long healthy life however you're cursed to never find romantic love and you will die without ever getting a girlfriend
which do you choose?
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>>85456383
Option two, hopefully I can use my riches to replace the love a woman can provide. Is an AI girlfriend cheating? Or gfe prostitutes? Where's the line?
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>>85456383
women cant love, so 1 billion is the only right answer
with 1 billion all women will love you, the only way a woman can love a man.
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>>85456383
One billion dollars, there are some things I want to fix in this world
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>>85456383
38 years old anon here, option 1
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>>85456383
B.

Romance is gay and tunnel-vision love is a sign of mental illness. Come what may, I know better than to make love my only purpose in life.
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>>85456383
Didn't say anything about popping out kids. I could easily fill the void of romantic love with paternal love if I support my kids with my billion dollars lol.
Loophole motherfucker!
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>>85456383
The first. Love means everything to me
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Option 2 because thats the way my life is already going except now im going to have a billion dollars and I'm satisfied with my life already
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>>85456383
The second option. I'm already a 30 year old khhv neet
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>>85456383
im still in my young man phase so ill take 1
itll be like were 2 ravens forming a mating pair for the remainder of my life
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>>85456383
teh firts one
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>>85456383
She looks like that? I rape the genie.
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>>85456383
second option and then have friends with benefits which is just as well since true romantic love does not exist anyways
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>>85456383
How painful will my death by in option 1 aka how will I die?
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it would definitely be easier to choose the first one if i wasnt already 32, but id probably still do it
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>>85457130
I'm 36 and I 'm choosing that one. I'd have 4 good years, I never had a one kek. It's a good deal lmao
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>>85456383
1 billion dollars and I'd be fine with dying at 40
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>>85456383
I choose option 3: I wrestle the genie down to the ground with my big yaoi hands and then rail him in his tight little oil lamp.
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>>85456383
Two is my life + 1 billion dollars so that thank you very much. I don't think I can do romantic love anyway, at best I can lust after a person that I also find platonically admirable and getting a girlfriend isn't something I'm interested in rather just have FWBs or baby mommas.
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>>85456398
I think they can love but it's fleeting. Usually only lasts a few months. The only way to make it last is if you can stay young forever and continuously provide new experiences on top of all the things required for that initial attraction. So basically, be like a tall, immortal, billionaire vampire like what's in all their novels.



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