>>85457647
and what will they do if you do tell them? also why you failed college again?

>>85457666
they will probably force me to get a shitty job
>also why you failed college again?
because my brain is lacking idk

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>>85457647
what will happen in two more months that would change your current situation

>>85457676
I mean is being employed really so scarry?

>>85457681
they will go on a trip to turkey for a week leaving me with the prime opportunity to kill myself
>>85457682
i have worked shitty jobs before
i don't want to spend 12 hours a day with retarded pacing i can't keep up with and normalfag coworkers

>>85457687
>i don't want to spend 12 hours a day with retarded pacing i can't keep up with and normalfag coworkers
I mean do you have any other option? you know you could have spent 12 hours a day revising for your university but you didn't so you need to do that.

>>85457647
>i failed college (again)
Loser

>>85457699
that wasn't the reason i failed first of all. It failed because i was given a shitty practice position and now i can't make a report card for it because the practice leader is retarded and wants me to write about stuff that didn't happen during my practice.
>I mean do you have any other option?
as mentioned above i need to only survive for 2 months without raising any suspicion
>>85457707
if you have nothing of use to say then don't say anything at all.

>>85457713
>then don't say anything at all.
I won't express myself through words amymore, I will use actions. Run away with me, op, forget your parents and let's live a life of adventures

>>85457722
fantasies won't help
i need concrete stratagies on how to survive the next 2 months so that i can kms and finally end everything

>>85457744
why you need wait 2 months to end your life? you can end your life now

>>85457776
because my parents really like barging into my room for no reason. It would be stupid to do it now

>>85457780
just do it outside. go to nearby forest and od it there. or find a bridge to jump from or whatever. if your parents going to your room stops you from killing yourself then you don't really want to do it enough

>>85457744
Quoted anon here.
All jokes aside, can't you just be honest with your parents? I mean, they brought you to this world, it's their moral duty to take care of you, op-kun.

>>85457795
i'd rather do it in the comfort and the warmth of my own room. Just because i want to die in a specific way does not make me any less suicidal. I want to be in control of my death at the very least
>>85457799
well my real mom killed herself so she has no right to complain. My stepmom doesn't really feel anything towards me other than responsibility ig. And my dad should've known better.

>>85457809
>well my real mom killed herself
Brutal... Was she divorced or did she do it while in the marriage?
>my dad should've known better
But does he care about you or not?

>>85457819
>Brutal... Was she divorced or did she do it while in the marriage?
not even a year passed after i was born lol
>But does he care about you or not?
in his own way ig. But he's too out of touch

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>>85457682
Wageslavery is the reason why I want to kms so badly. Ever other aspect of life is tolerable
>not OP

>>85457825
>lol
You have a weird sense of humor, Mr.
>in his own way ig
I see. I still think he possibly would forgive you, though. I mean, there are people who don't even try to go to college or work and just NEET until their 40s, compared to them you aren't that much of a failure. Try to get some adhd meds if needed.

>>85457870
i'd still rather not be honest anyway because there is still the matter of the perfect opportunity to kms
>Try to get some adhd meds if needed.
big pharma does not want you to get better. They want you to get hooked on useless meds that at best make you a sleepy zombie and at worst kill your dick. I experienced both.

>>85457894
>the perfect opportunity to kms
Huh? You don't want to kill yourself because you failed college but because failing college gave you an opportunity of an hero'ing? Wdym
>big pharma does not want you to get better
Yes, but there is no other choice in my knowledge, so go on and just give all your money to the Rockfellers

>>85457904
no no, what i meant is that if i tell my parents about failing college they will likely do things that will prevent me from killing myself
>Yes, but there is no other choice in my knowledge, so go on and just give all your money to the Rockfellers
i can kms too

>>85457915
>they will likely do things that will prevent me from killing myself
Wow, they really know you well.
>i can kms too
Why do you want to kill yourself so much?

>>85457933
well i'm stupid so i can't get a decent career. I also have a range of undiagnosed mental illnesses that make me unlikable and as a result at 25 i never made any permeant friends or had a gf. So yeah. If i stick around my life will only get worse.

>>85457865
Learn a trade, tradies who have specialized skills are well paid.

>>85457647
Okay I've read down the thread OP. First off I'm sorry that your Mum killed herself, that's a horrific thing that no one should have to go through. Secondly, killing yourself over failing college is silly if you're not actually depressed. Learn a trade if you think academia isn't for you.

>>85457647
If you are feminine enough I you can tell them you move to campus and live with me, under the condition of giving me a blowjob every day

>>85457966
>Secondly, killing yourself over failing college is silly if you're not actually depressed.
that's not the only reason
>Learn a trade if you think academia isn't for you.
no
the jobs suck
the job market sucks
and the people in the job market suck too
>>85457971
i am not a faggot

>>85457941
What makes you so sure that you will have the courage to oof yourself?

>>85457993
because it's either that or live shittly life that continues to get shittier exponentially

>>85457983
>that's not the only reason
Why else do you want to kill yourself?

Also if you do decide to go through with it, make sure to call the police or ambulance before you do it. You don't want your parents to return home after a week long tri to find your bloating and rotted corpse.

>>85458007
>Why else do you want to kill yourself?
>>85457941
>Also if you do decide to go through with it, make sure to call the police or ambulance before you do it. You don't want your parents to return home after a week long tri to find your bloating and rotted corpse.
sounds like a bad idea
i might get "saved"

>>85458001
Emotions don't follow our rational mind. Killing yourself won't be easy

>>85458030
it's easy to get into the right emotional state

>>85458037
>it's easy to get into the right emotional state
How

>>85458041
the right music and the right thoughts

>>85457983
>I am not a faggot.
Sure you are. And you didn't deny being feminine either. So take the offer.
A masculine man wouldn't be afraid of a job.

>>85458063
every single time there is a depressed man you faggots always try to convert him into your sexuality
there is something really wrong with you

>>85458074
Because, to quote from Dune:
>Mood is for women and cattle.
If you are being a whiny bitch, may as well be a full on bitch. Or be an actual man and deal with it. Like men have done for thousands of years.

>>85458147
>just be a good goy and take it
slave mentality

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I am still awaiting answers

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>>85457647
aw is the silver spoon baby scared his mommy and daddy are gonna be mad he wasted their money??

>>85458869
no one wasted their money. Education is free here mostly