Black and red bar editionPrevious >>85450745
me? been through the desert on a horse with no name
Welper's batty black and red but feeling like a stinger after a healthy game of batty baseball.
Looking forward to that Dawnwalker ludovidyagame aren't I? Corrr and I do mean corrr.
be morbidly obese. suck dildos on discord for lolcow points. 4x fatdan
I'd say I'm in the top 5 posters who get the most (You)s. Got it down to a science now.
>>85458079What the HECK am I lookin' at here? We're not all clued up on obscure lolcows.
I have a new gimmick I've been cooking up. Yodellad, Evrimong's worst enemy. He speaks (and types) with a heavy Indian accent. More to come. x
Never asked to be born x
>>85458091and he could be a nicelad and not a weird seethoid
>>85458086thats daniel thompson sullivan uk youtube lolcow
a Lush remaster is in order methinks, well why not? x
>>85458129Remaster of what?
I've not posted all weekend and I think I will make that permanent. Life is much better away from here.
>>85458211I've not posted in 10 yearsBut I'm thinking I'm back
>>85458216Welcome back mate
I teach gcse students and this bottom set girl with autism just says six seven repeatedly and grabs her breasts and moves them up and down.
https://youtu.be/n667OlRba3U
the miller starves last lads, remember that
Would you ever consider working in a school?
Bumping Portishead
>>85458256Secondary School so I can perv on all the lassies.
>>85458260Disgusting lad. Would you dabble below sixth form?
>>85458237superior Lush remaster version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KkYpM97DoM
>>8545826916 and older for me de lid.
>>85458106you will be in the book bruvshinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OearudRNvaw
Would you ever consider being a girl's fart slave?
The rain came. The clothes did not dry in time
>>85458293Only if she bad a clean, pink arsehole (surrounded by pale white arse cheeks).
Dogging the sixth form slag in the staff room.
Pale schoolgirls with big milky tits and inverted nipples. CORRRRRRR!
ur all nonces x
Corrrr! Flipping that skirt up, tearing her tights, and sticking it right IN THERE! BALLS INCLUDED!
legal aged apuettes
catcalling girls in their school uniform
Smashing an Apuette's face in right in front of SPACCA HQ.
Healthy relationship with consenting adult female
Choking a girl's anus until she shits all over me clit.
Gaping an already Gaped arsehole
Shrinking myself down and hiking up a lassie's anus so I can start a new colony in her shit-filled rectum.
For real x
Eating a lassie's poo with a knife and fork in a crowded conference room.
>>85458363vile vile beast
Bunch of perverts in here today
I'd like the apologise to the anon that asked me what I was listening to 2 days ago and I never responded and forgot. Recently I've been going back to my roots listening to the stuff I used to when I first started listening to metal music nuclear assault was one of my favourites growing up. Here's a few of my favourites. https://youtu.be/tWfLeCG83_Q?is=oJB2EQq-Rkte2xtjhttps://youtu.be/oLteUuL-2RQ?is=gtKlHWCokVKbSjVuhttps://youtu.be/J6Wn5esXe1Q?is=TBAhm4FkCOhMF4Lz
GF who lives in a barn and loves carrots
>>85458438just locker room talk de lad x
patriots are in control and the globalists are seething x
Black garlic steak, chips and onions rings tonight de lads oh it's going to be lush let me tell you
morning friendsket's all gone, needed using up, if you think about itback to clean living for me (pills only)anyone else making great decisions?
>>85458468>anyone else making great decisions?Yep, just booked a ticket to another pokefest.
>>85458468Of course. Can honestly say that I think everything is getting better since I stopped drinking. Making better decisions all round and "sorting my life out". Just a shame I didn't stop drinking completely years ago, my entire life could have been different that it would have been otherwise. Oh well oh well.
kids aren't allowed to go pokefests anymore, too many nonces there
>>85458487Good, only pokesluts cosplaying and advertising their OF pages. As is tradition.
>>85458250I'm going to buy 16000g of flour.
I'm going to buy a mill.
Racism was invented to keep us fighting and stop us from uniting against "them"
Jamie Varley will be glad he doesn't live in Florida
>>85458536We'll get those racists and their Judeo-Masonic masters!
>>85458536Who is "them", lass?
>>85458536Soap was invented to keep us clean. Use it.
>>85458256Need an extended dbs for that lad. An arrest with no further action will show up. They will not risk taking on someone with a dbs.
>>85458547You know, the ones pulling the strings (the Zionists) and their puppets (people like Trump and Andy Burnham)
They will not risk taking on someone with a ibs.
Corrrr insane storm and rain has arrived out of nowhere. Very comfy. Autumn is upon us. It lush.
maybe it was a tv edit of jacobs ladder, think aliens had a tv edit that had extra stuff in that wasn't in theatrical release
>>85458476nice man show us your haul>>85458486yeah truly it gets boring, but alcohol is a bastard and life is better without it. all respect to lads who can moderate and just have the odd bit of fun with it. hope it keeps going well.>>85458536you are, in my opinion, a racist (based on your racist views)
Small hat crew
theres a massive cardboard cutout of mr beast at my tesco
Is pious concern about age gaps and calling men who date teenage girls (16+) paedos, a form of wokeness ?
What is the best ciggy on the market?
>>85458656He's the Antichrist
Controversial take here:Israel is actually a pretty nice country and it is hated by both far right racist mongs and far left tranny mongs. Am Israel Chai boys. Give em hell IDF lads.
I miss Jason Arday
Weird how her fat distribution system works. If she's like that now at 19 she is going to the dogs. Probably eats a lot of kebab slop and consumes a lot of alcohol when clubbing.
>>85458671Been watching tommy Robinson videos on Facebook little lad?
My housemate once brought a girl over and I sniffed her trainers while they were fucking upstairsGrim little memory that just popped in my head
>>85458671Might be the most boomer thing I've read on britfeel, congratulations.
>>85458671If everyone hates Israel, people who can't agree on anything other than hating Israel, don't you think they might be onto something?
>>85458703i used to go over to my brother's house and nick his gf's thongsashamed of it frankly
>>85458694No. Dislike Tommy Robinson tbqh. I just feel a bit sorry for the Israelis. Most of them escaped almost certain death either in Eastern Europe (Ashkenazim) and the Middle East (Mizrachim) and came to the British mandate of Palestine to survive. The Israelis agreed to split the land 50 fifty with the Arabs in 1948 according to the UN plan but the Arabs refused and wanted to exterminate them. The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem was a big supporter of Hitler. The Israelis won the war and pushed the Arabs into Jordan (West Bank) and Egypt (Gaza). The whole Arab world tried to genocide then in 67 and they failed. Israel occupied the West Bank and Gaza to avoid being exterminated. Still treated them decently. Israel gave up land and pulled out settlers from Gaza in 2005 to help a peace process and allowed Gazans to run themselves. After October 7th they saw their people slaughtered by animals and watched the world cheer and jump for joy as their women and kids were raped to death. The world hates them for existing. At that point, you have to do what you gotta do to survive and that means wiping out your enemy. Am Yisrael Chai. Baruch Hash-m.
>>85458723> dont you think they might be onto something?>something is the common opinion there it must be true The most stupid and specious reasoning imaginable. Toddler level thinking. Everyone once thought the Earth was flat. Most people were once incredibly racist - popularity of an opinion means fucking nothing. Most people know nothing about the conflict or history and just parrot whatever they think the normal thing to say is.
>>85458671Controversial take here:They are all fucking retarded down there and will try to cut each others heads off in 1000 years still. Best strategy is to completely ignore that conflict. There are no good guys and no solution.
She barely puts any effort into her appearance now. It's a shame she doesn't want any sprogs either. Well at least she will help contribute to the British economy and focus on her career journey.
Sparkin
>everyone once thought the earth was flatoh dear oh dear oh dear...
>ywn make a rose lass enjoy your company>you aren't middle class for a rose like her ;_;
Garn gaza strip to spark out the terrorists
My style switches like a faggot
>>85458703Corr propa lush
>you will never sit down and watch simpsons dvd box sets with wops all bank holiday weekendwhy even bother existing if you can't get a mid northern gf like her. no girl will ever be attracted to you because of your genetics.
dog broke his leg todaycrying
Garn rochdale to spark out the brown paedophile
Turn the Gaza strip into a parking lot
>>85458841On the orders of your master, Benjamin Netenyahu>>85458757You know nothing about the conflict They lived together in peace until 100 years ago when the Jews colluded with the whites to steal the land>>85458743But in this case it's people with completely opposing views points, even they can see the common sense in the middle
https://youtu.be/MyfWx7aXgao?is=IuARAczQZz0Mhp6YCute Rose
overweight butch lesbian neighbour complimented my arms earlier#winningbigly #weightlifting #britfeelblog
Would rather live next to a jew than to a muslim desu
racism is a sign of low iq i reckon
Being brown is a sign of low iq i reckon
>>85458889maybe she knows sexy ladies who aren't lesbians(like when you're not gay but have gay mates)
I don't believe in black people. I don't mean I'm racist, I actually don't believe they exist. It sounds mental, and I suppose it is, because there's a lot of evidence they do exist. But I've always had a feeling they can't be real. It's like...I dunno, not a conspiracy theory exactly. More like a projection, like they've been projected onto the surface of our minds by some demon. Anyone else ever feel this way?
Can't believe Auditing Britain looks like THAT.
/britfeel/ is crawling with racist nonces.
>>85458914perhaps, if I were well adjusted and not a shut in id have a conversation with her, but id have to do that then have a conversation with these potential women and I just cba
Gonna go back on a nightwalk tonight, after almost being knocked over by some twats in a car about a week ago. I can't let dickheads control my life and stop me from doing the things I want to do. Might take some pictures too, if you lads are interested
>>85458941we would like pics, get some pwopa artsy ones with the rain and street lights and such
Glad I'm not Sikh owned tbqhwy
Me? I don't like the Jews or the Muslims. I want a new crusade in the Middle East.
AY larping as a police officer now. Wow fucking loon these frauditors are. If you ever see one just play copyright music and hold up news articles of their prosecutions to the camera. Bellends.
can't stop thinking about drinking again
A runt like this needs to get a proper job instead of wasting police time and being a concern to social workers for his activities. Being a frauditor is not a career.
>>85458970always buggers us up more tbqh, remigration and isolation are the only valid paths
My Brierfield Rose
>>85458878Nah not a rose lad. Just a fucking lefty loon that's never had a hard day in her entire life. Probably works at her daddy's office doing fuck all.
>>85459007Looks like someone that uses the female toilets when they shouldn't be.
Forgot I had the Xenos audiobook.
>teeth start aching again>youtube starts playing toothpaste and dental advertsspooky.
since when was bitchute banned in the uk
I hate dossers
i am a dosser.
Dossers like me use GNU/Linux.
Not on what happened to Burton and Bennett Snacks LTD
>>85459062*noncesftfy
bored sad lonely and depressed in life x
>>85459062shat GNU/brix at this
>>85458941Hope the lightning doesn't hit you and the rain drown you
our birds won the titles
>>85459098its all scripted lad xx
Got the darts on haven't Ihttps://youtu.be/atxorn8ma98?t=7
the italian job is on"blow door off"
>>85459074Not me. Just racist memes and gore of dead females.
>>85459103Those females look a bit young. Are darts players nonces?
so easy to meet baddies just go outside
>>85459098Went to see the show live twice but they don't respect the fans, they need to lower ticket prices and hold the show in an arena
>>85458627I will do if I get anything.
>>85459081It's a cool png effect created on GNU/Linux no doubt.
>>85459111cor it classic
Passmong is back
wish ofcom would ban 4chan so i could do something else with my life
>>85459131been busy mate x
>>85458996>Far right racist thug fighting the good fight from his grotty little council flat in Leeds while dependent on state benefits What a life
>>85459120Only the finest Hungarians
we know lad, we know
>>85459139Not busy enough. You need to snuff it for the betterment of the human race.
>>85458836How did it do that and is it ok?
>>85458841Whatever you do don't go to rochdale's Taco Bell you might get stabbed!
>>85459102this cant be true, delete this xx
Dartschuds and Wrestlechuds? Yeah, I'm out. Stay shit, Britfeel :)
>>85459153bit harsh that x
>>85459098garn watch it in a bit
>>85459141At least he has a dosser girlfriend to come back to after a long day of auditing with his dosser auditor buddies.
>>85459151how the hell do you people spot these things?
>>85459122same here, went to first 2 all ins. first in lower seats behind the hard cam, second time on pitch about 10 rows back. view was better from the seats. pitch seats need to rise as they go back to make it worth it
finally got rid of him, can knock off the darts and wrestling posts now. good work lads, if he pipes up again make sure to kick off again, seen?
>>85459148Would tap that hungarian pussy. not gonna lie.
>>85459180he will not like this when he returns in a minute
>>85459165Harsh but also true
when you pass a Bantu on the street and it makes your boipucci flutter
playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024.
>>85459171some anon posted it way back. bro always be getting into situations
>>85459151i still love the sudden "aww fuck" moment of realisation he has, knowing full well somebody here was gonna find and post that footage
our lad lost, it not rite
>>85459220I capped one of him at a Smackdown when he's at ringside.
my apu is in tears. he's been binging watching lockpickinglawyer and mcnally and now he thinks a seether is going to post the lock on his freedo strongbox
there's been so many silly images of amer over the years
>>85459220internet celebrities can't just go outside and live normal lives.
/ESLfeel/
Huge amount of COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSMERISM ITT
I'm not sure about this one, maybe the camera just doesn't do her justice?
Went out for a sunday dinner with the family this afternoon and a wedding reception was taking place at the venue as well. Proper depressing that. Really hope my sister never gets married cos fuck having to go to that.
>>85459268Teethy but she'll do
i be leanincodeine demon
>>85459151Why did the camera focus on him specifically?
Bit of Batty Plappy Slappy booked in for eight oh aye me balloon knot finna get slimed if that's alright with you?
I gawp gawp I gawp at youIn your gape, in your battyA sight so true
Doing fortnite dances in my boxroom to stave off the depression
>>85459151was there a curb your enthusiasm edit of this
>>85459249>only person in the shot with a beer
>>85459232> lockpickinglawyer damn these are addictive.
>>85459350So according to this chart riding a bike is better than taking anti depressiants?
20pack of bensen and hedges blue, please
>>8545939420 chezzy menthol, please.Oh... we're in 2026....
>>85459232seethers can be devious but in these circumstances they'd just take an angle grinder to the lock
Used to buy two 20 kingsized decks for a night out. Proper fags these were.
>>85459222not right what mox done to are nige
Free willy time
>>85459407Bet he drank out of a Jurassic park mug while he was noncing. Only nonces have that kind of stuff tbqhwy.
thinking about going stealth camping but reckon i would get bored and probably just come home after sinking a couple cans of lager and watching youtube in a layby for a few hours
>>85459421you'd have to be a right wally to do that bollocks
>>85459421>in a layby for a few hoursHope a trucker (a forren one or another Mo Robinson) splats you
me? stealth camped on plenty of random benches/fields with a few tinnies x
i' make a joke about stealth camping my cock in a girls cunt buy sounds a bit rapey
any lads still go nightwalking, is that still a thing?
One thing I'd love to try is sodium nitrite. It's a once and done thing though.
>>85459421Danny boy mode on a stealth camp oh ayehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XeSaIZYL2E
sunrise walk>night walkthere i said it.
>>85459475Nightwalklad does. Also known as auditorlad
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>>85459498saw death grips live twice lad x
>>85459458>Mo RobinsonHis endgame was offing the forrens. He didn't do anything wrong in my book.
>>85459516Did they sing hustle bones?https://youtu.be/AodBQ2ElXxs?is=MYfJr_g3VNJj4NZq
exmilitary was their only good album
>>85459542no they didn't, at least the first time i saw them. was so drunk the second time i don't remember all of it
government plates is my favourite x
im glad we don't live in the zeppelin au but i wish we lived in the casette futurism au
>>85459516were u there in 2019 mate ? xi was
>>85459584yeah i was, second time xwhich city?
>>85459594nottingham mate
>A woman who was critically injured when her car was in collision with a vehicle involved in a police pursuit has died.>The 62-year-old was the driver of a Ford Puma which collided with an Audi A3 on the A439 Warwick Road near Stratford-upon-Avon in Warwickshire on Monday.>The driver of the Audi, a 19-year-old man, died at the scene. The Audi was being followed by police officers after it had earlier failed to pull over when requested to do so.Sad. If the police hadn't chased the guy this poor woman would be alive right now. Police don't care whose lives they put at risk.
not to brag lads, but i've now seen about 30 of these lockpicking videos, and i'm now convinced i COULD get into any of your homes with ease.(just be careful around me, that's all i'm saying)
>>85459600who is legally at fault here?
Her family should be allowed to sue the police. A guy failing to pull over is not worth some innocent bystander losing their life.
>>85459596bristol here mate xwish i drank less before i saw them, don't remember a lot of it silly me x
>>85459616No one because the driver died and the police are immune from prosecution
Reckon they need a nice paid six month mental health break to deal with the trauma of an innocent bystander being killed
big up bristolbest city in the uk x
Reckon you need to leave your boxroom sometime and stop living in cloud cuckoo land
Wank holiday Monday
Just went to put my bin out, barefoot mind, and this old cunt is walking down the alley which is across the road and pipes up telling me to put my shoes on? What the fuck you old bastard. Told him to fuck off and he piped up again with some shit I wasn't listening I'm half baked so I told him to fuck off again and he ran off. Don't care if he's an old cunt, don't cross me. Cunt.
Me batty handed back to me on a silver platter OH AYE.
>>85459660surprised thats original tbqh
>>85459653It's too dangerous out there now. I don't want to be killed by a random car because plod wanted to be a big hero
>>85459665>Just went to put my bin out, barefoot mind, and this old cunt is walking down the alley which is across the road and pipes up telling me to put my shoes on? What the fuck you old bastard. Told him to fuck off and he piped up again with some shit I wasn't listening I'm half baked so I told him to fuck off again and he ran off. Don't care if he's an old cunt, don't cross me. Cuntputting your bin out for a bank holiday? never happened
>>85459678>on a bank holidayScotland is part of /britfeel/ as well, Mong.
Red velvet cake, it lush. Had today's today and tomorrow's today.
>>85459697yeah? you ain't a scot are you though ickle fella. pipe down pipsqueak, your larps been mythbustedsimple as
Phwoar just get back from a few days at an airbnb with the senpai, sadly including the in-laws or it would've been actually enjoyable.. you lads left your rooms this weekend?
>>85459714You're an actual sad bastard.
>>85459665OAPs will never learn will they
>>85459731says the lad who's power fantasy is being a big man to old men dollies?away and soak yer head jimmy
>>85459744>away and soak yer head jimmyYou didn't know it was a bank hol in Scotland now you're trying to be Scottish, sad. Perhaps kys?
>Grown "men" watch wrestlingPa-thetic!
does anyone have any big dreams? I dont really have any, quite content in life 2bh
>>85459797who says im trying to be scottish ickle fella?took you long enough to google it didn't you?
Scottish spastic
>>85459816I've never had any dreams, goals, or ambitions in life. Would be quite content to spend the rest of my days in a modest council flat, but I can't even get that nowadays.
>>85459829>took you long enough to google it didn't you?Took me X amount of time to reply? Maybe I'm not on here all the time :) Cya, cunt :)
long live the welper regime
Put your bins out and take your methadone you inbred Scottish mong
Fuck you bizzie
>>85459816I dream of dying and leaving this hell realm behind.
Grown man posting his make believe power fantasies for the admiration and approval of other men on an anonymous anime website. Pathetic.
Corrrrr! That was some PROPER kinoberg. 10 Rillington Place (1971). Depicts the murders of John Christie. Proper creepy performance by Richard Attenborough and surprisingly brutal for the time it was made. Sneaky cameo with Patrick from Eastenders as well.
>>85459853yeah sure you're not fella, you're out intimidating old men aren't you lmao, pretty hardnut you aren't you? popping around the retirement to put the fear of god in 'em are you?
Bank Holiday Bumsesh?Bank Holiday Bumsesh.Why haven't you booked yourself a bumsesh /britfeel/?
little lad walking down the street when he sees doris coming on the zimmerframe so he does the fake out punch thing and runs home to post about it on an obscure forum thinking everyone will think he's a rock hard bastard lmao
I will never go back to Windows.
>>85459970Ruth deserves a good cock up her beer arse.
>>85459990She gets that from her Deano boyfriend plenty I reckon. As well as her tuppence of course.
>>85460001Tallfag cunt
hi lads, i was lurking and occasionally posting around here in maybe 2016-2020. tranny now. i like to think inspired by Moni (haha just kidding.)what on earth did they do to the captchas.
me? a dreamer dreams she never dies x
Gaping
I'm 6 foot 4 but I'm really ugly, so it's more of a detriment than anything.
>Imagine deciding to troon out because Moni did it on the incel loser forumWhat a life
Me arsehole sucking like a carps mouth after that bumsesh holy FUARK,
>>85460050I'm a similar height and couldn't get any myself. It isn't the magic bullet that many think it is. If you're socially awkward it makes your body language look even more strange.
I'm just one inch away from 6 feet tall it fucking over
One more inch and i'd have chance at love
>>85460056wait till you see the fella who thought we'd be impressed about his made up story intimidating some old bloke with dementia
haha bum xdhaha tuppence XDhaha prolapse XDDDDD
>>85460073Are you 6.1?
what simpsons character are you most like?
>>85460081you're still an uggo sperg, being 6ft just gets you through the door so to speak
>>85460103peter griffin x
>>85460103Moe desu
>>85460086haha gape
>>85460103moe (ugly and bitter) or ralph (retarded)
>>85460113nick girffin> peter griffin>>85460116are you often angry?
Broslaped arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrNUnxnh7q4a message for the haters x
>>85460124jeeze lad work on your self esteem
bumsesh XDDD
I have that image of Sean gaping saved on my computer x
If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
>>85460154it true lad, need to live laugh and love, seen?
u aint gon get no pussy if u don't fuk wid yurself x
>>85460145One of my more challenging cum tributes.
You know this world is absurd when people who actually enjoy life and have things to stick around for die young and sad sacks like me coast through lives we hate.
>>85460145post it mate
>>85460194Not getting a 30 day ban just because you don't know how to use the archives, sorry love x
imagine somebody taking a picture of yourself and then editing it onto some fucked up pornography. i'm pretty sure that's illegal, let alone morally fucked. leave are helperlad alone x
>>85460188it a sick sad world it true
Anyone got a discord I can join
>>85460215Where is his rosebud?
It's so obvious when Sean tries to defend himself here because nobody else likes the prick
>>85460260I don't mind him. He's better than certain other posters
Trying every single Haribo flavour they have in my local corner shop. Starting with Buzzy Bees.Decent gummies, nothing special and all taste a bit samey. Probably wouldn't get them again.
>>85460260i think he's a nappy wearing cunt n'all
>>85460260He a smelly mongboy with no life x
Next one, bubblegum bottles. My absolute favourite, can't get enough of these. Tart, flavourful, good shit. Apart from Tangfastics, nothing really comes close.
Gonna have a poo and a wank at the same time while also looking into your mothers eyes
>>85460323>>85460327fine with this, but for me its the being an unapologetic nonce
You wouldn't last ten minutes in his shoes. You wouldn't be able to make it from the care home to the sarnie shop with the kind of gape he carries. You'd be running home to yer wee mammy to have a cry about your sore botty.
Caught a whiff of shit in my room. Like actual faeces. What the fuck is going on
>>85460365check under the bed luv x
>>85460365get tested for TMAU lad
>>85460328swear down bro if you diss the ones i like i will be seething
>>85460372How did you know it was me lad?
Imagine being this lonely that 4chan is your only companion in life.
>>85460365maybe the bowl of shit under your bed
>>85460365do you own a cat?
>>85460389i talk to people at work but apprt from that /britfeel/ is the closes thing i have to friends
Wife, children and friends? No I never bothered with that. Always on the internet I was, up to no good, I had a bit of a reputation on that 4chan, man of many gimmicks I was. Take me back to the best years of my life, one last time.
stay useless, /britfeel/ xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zRt_EmqoU
wonder if wops ever went to Hooters
Summer of 2026, now that were a good year. All day every day I was posting gay fantasies to upset another man on 4chan, Best year of my life.
I got laughed at a few years back because I wear my guitar strap really high up, kind of like George Harrison or something. I thought it was cool and it's comfortable for me but apparently it wasn't cool.Given it all up now, but we'll see.
flat across the road has a red light, maybe its a prozzie maybe its just a gen z person who like colourfull lights who knows?
>>85460490Or somebody doing infrared experiments on local homeless people?
i miss guitarlad, got to be said.
>>85460499you have a fascinating mind friend
>>85459172Literally exactly the same experience
i miss smirnoffbro, got to be said.
Oh, what a feelingWhen we're gaping on the ceilingOh, what a feelingWhen we're gaping on the ceiling
updating my spreadsheet on every single britfeel poster i can identify
>>85460519is he dead now?
still have a little giggle thinking about the time eminem went on stage had a little welty, said 'i wrote stan', dropped the mic and stormed offwhat a wally
>>85460490They might be developing photos lad
>>85460547not with the curtains open in fact now i think about it they dont have curtins
>>85460535Show us your intel on Crossy
>>85460474Need more posts like this
crossy had good taste in choons x
do teenage lads still ask people on the street to get them booze from corner shops?who even bought teenage lads booze in the first place? nonce-y behaviour
>>85460597young people dont drink much anymore
Bored, lonely and depressed, so going to list as many SSM catchphrases as I can to try and keep my mind distracted and busy>Am I recording? Of course I'm recording.>I am aren't I? Aren't I? Yeah.>Get in there de lads>It lush>Every day we above ground is a great day>In Swanage de lads>Trekkie brekkie>All the way>Got a hidden disability>One day I stink of fish, one day I stink of shit>Some people can smell it and some people can't>Diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield University>One of the five great guys plus one>Never asked to be born>If I never had fish odour syndrome I woulda worked all me life>Always someone worse off than you>Got food in the cupboard, electric on the metre>Bacon bacon mutty time>No sulphates, no hangover>Drinking update, drinking update>Today's today and tomorrow's today>Cutting it right down>Keeping it private>Done me bollocks in>Better than giving it to the bookies>Would rather sell me arse and shit through me ribs>Ooh, sniff that>It's a JENNY
crossmong was everything people claim HHL isglad the spamming cunt is gone
>>85460613crossy was harmless
>>85460597some lads asked me to but them ciggies once, before i could even react the morrisons lady came out saying i better not do it
>>85460617he was a nasty bully
>>85460613so you're saying crossy watched THAT video and hhl didn't?
>5 facts about the Renters' Rights Act:1. Landlords can't evict tenants through no-fault evictions - they need a valid reason.2. No bidding wars - landlords can't ask for more than the advertised rent price.3. Landlords can only ask for a maximum of one month's rent upfront.4. Landlords can't just say no to pets - they must consider tenants' requests and can't unreasonably refuse.5. Fixed-term tenancies are banned. Rolling tenancies give more flexibility.
>>85460643And here is pollers again trying to bait people into a political discussion with him so he can be a contrarian fart sniffing prick as usual
>he doesn't know what pollers means.
i'm the only leftist on britfeel
>>85460643good stuff imho
>>85460665Other leftists left and left you as the only leftist left?
>>85460679>Other leftists left and left you as the only leftist left?right
>>85460665im left on some topics right on others
got to try this out x
im tuna on some days, shit on others
>>85460729givr us a review after your done
Listing as many fudge packers as I can think of, off the top of my head>Jamie Varley>John McGowan-Fazakerley>Elton John>Graham Norton>Peter Thiel>Douglas Murray>Dave Rubin>Milo Yiannopoulos>Leo Varadkar>Wes Streeting>Steve Reed>Christopher Pincher>Russell T. Davies>Ralf Schumacher>Scott Mills>Ian McKellen>Stephen Fry>Sam Altman
i didnt text cus i dont know what to say x
>>85460729Corr love a rustlers me. I don't care if they're not "good". Sometimes you just want UPF slop.
>>85460752missed yourself luv xx
been pondering on breaking my sobriety all day. just a four pack of beer or something, nothing crazy. would be 4x lush, would it not?
>On 25 December 2025, Davies made his relationship with Oliver Cole, who is 35 years younger, public.[296]they really CAN NOT help themselves, can they?
paedophilia is only a problem when gays do it. just gonna ignore all of the anons talking about fucking schoolgirls earlier oh aye x
>>85460608>4x lush>morning dee lads, morning dee lads>I like mine cooked a little big longer>wow, and I mean wow
maybe i'll just get a couple of cans of a strong cider. like, that wouldn't be aproblem, really
it finally came home lads
>>85460752Weird lad you
>>85460788Stephen fry did it as well. Shirt lifter not right
>>85460824also>what an experience
I appreciate younger men
the muslims are right to be so dark age about all this degeneracy im sick of it
>>85460862Sean is that you? x
verbal creativity is g-loadedSSM is probably unironically higher IQ than most people here
The muslims are the biggest kid shaggers in your country mate wtf are you talking about lol they fuck girls or boys
>>85460886SSM is probably above average IQ. He's just got a fried brain due to years of inactivity and generally poor mental health due to the discrimination he's faced as a result of his hidden disability.
>>85460885I've been asked this before. Sean must be dreamy
ummy
>>85460608You forgot:>crufts? nor even with a hound
Being alive is overrated
I wanna feed this bearcat animal
>>85461082Is that a ferret or a whippet?
Wish I had a kitten so I could teach it to use a litterbox and then watch it do poopies.
>>85461131wrongun coded post
>>85461178It's very satisfying to watch a cat use a litterbox. Sorry you're too stupid to understand that.
Ate that Rustlers kebab. Was actually really good. Good if you want a kebab but don't have the money or patience to buy a proper one. Sauces were nice. Just tasty overall. Absolute slop, but tasty. Throw it in the microwave for 1 minute and it's done xRUSTLERS ADVERTISING TEAM REMOVE THIS
>>85461235I reckon I could eat 10 Rustler burgers in a row.
Freddos are tiny thin and rubbish now but they're still 100 calories each. I couldn't help still eating the 4 of them.
>>85461244Depends on the Rustler product. Chicken sub and bbq rib, I could eat endlessly. Their actual burgers aren't great
>>85458293That's one of those wank fantasies that are only good in my head and I would hate for realsies (I have a few of those)Also, no girl wants this.
>>85460843Not coming home until Sexy Kev holds the title
Why are paedophiles predominately men? You sometimes see women nonces but not very often.
>>85461344because men are disgusting
>>85461344Because nonces aren't gay.
I wonder what Varley thinks about in his Wakefield cell. He's got a long time to think about things.
this lad's obsession with varley is concerning
>>85461407Just want to know why he did it, that's all.
>>85461407like Gregg and shipman
>>85461407Always one weird lad in here obsessed with a wrongun
>>85461413Dunno lad maybe he was bored
rest now king they cant hurt you anymore
Harold Shitman did nothing wrong.
>>85461344Loads of women are, just look at all the teachers that get caught. They just get away with it more.
Just want to know why he did it lads
>>85461513Starving Chinese lads is a good laugh.
What was his reason lads? Can't figure it out
>>85461513he hated birds more than he loved his people
What was he thinking at the time?
>>85461539because fuck people with glasses thats why
Why did he want the ring? What was he thinking
Why did that one lad stand in front of the tank in Chinaman Square?
>>85461586he was impotent and wanted to put it on his willy so he could get a siffy again
>>85461596jaywalk extremist
come round bruv
>chinaman square
>>85461586He put all of his power into it like a mongboy.
Going on an expedition to some other boards. Wish me luck
>>85461743content on b is illegal in the uk so be smart
>>85461752Just going on the hobby boards
Great news ketla, found a way you can make your own pop. Here's how India's number one bastard company does it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwxXpYqsw_4
Can't believe 2010 was 30 years ago
>>85461792I know, and 2025 only seems like last year.
Can you spot Welper in this photo?
Go on jewtube and spend more time fighting the algorithm than watching anything, at times.Moving on time methinks. Gutting as I have hundreds of saved songs, but I can remove things I love from my life, so there's that.
>>85461821Thanks for killing the thread lad
>>85461959do you just use the trending page? my feed is comfy. Remember to delete shit from your history too, it uses that more than anything
>>85462026It's mainly music, and then some shit happening from around the world. I keep the history on, as my memory is shit, so it's handy to go back to songs. Mainly annoying how I can click on 1 video, then get flooded with shit. I watched 2 indian food videos, then spent 5 min refreshing the page and telling it not to recommend 70% of what I saw.Bedtime now, podcast on my phone time (I don't sign in on that).
>>85462160nah i mean, delete shit from the history that you think is influencing the algorithm. Keep history on, it's useful, just remove the crap from it or it'll keep recommending you more
Poo in de loo
Not dwinking today
failing at life
>>85463057We have the most generous bennies system in world. Why not take advantage?
Farting a lot atm
>>85460448Sorry but that would make her raging dosser brother feel uncomfortable.
>>85463343Not right how she bullies her brother for being gay
All them greggs lasses up early preparing the sausage rolls. Another long week of slavery for some.
>>85463430If the lad lost some weight he'd score some daddy arse on grindr.
>>85463439what are your plans for today, ruthlad?
>>85463143Yeah that's the one positive of being born a loser in this shit country. Fucking grim thinking how fucked I'd be in America
>>85463470I'll be asleep for most of the wagie hours. Haven't slept yet. Honestly it's the same shit every day for me.
I'm too old now for all the bints I like.
What is even the point slaving just to be alone and never progressing life?
>>85463529>>85463538your life is easily fixable, in 2-3 years you could have a wife and sprogs
GNU/Linux lasses are a rare thing. Even though she's making a proper FrankenDebian of a situation right there, it's good she's found something to enjoy and learn about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baKuYilAc0Q
lad has big ears
>>85463548No all the lasses my age are going to be infertile soon. Not that I want sprogs but I could never see myself feeling attracted to a lass my age with my inexperience. It's grim to think about how these situations don't really have a solution. I don't want to exist to work and be alone. I am better off being a NEET.
>>85463642>how these situations don't really have a solution
>>85463649Roping is slow and brutal. Neck on high speed line or jump off cliffs for me. Clean it up wagie.
>>85463529Same mate same
Will never have a family of me own
0 (zero) parcel today, closed for the bank holiday
It Monday get in
Meet me at Trafalgar Square 10am
>>85463753For a bum?
Marmite on toast today for breakfast
>>85463753Unable, work today x
>>85463817Stop by after work yeah? I'll bum you up x
Trans bodies x
Cant remember the last time i actually had a good night's sleep, knackered af me atm desu senpai
Sean anal GOAT x
might become a copper so i can beat up foids
I know a Sean from the UK with a fat horny arse but I doubt he posts here
Let's try brit and see if the ban is over
hi brits american girl here again felt like checking in how is everyone doing? love u guys
Nope still banned!
>>85463946Hi Mackeighlee
Greek gf when
>>85463929Mental x
Why would you square up to a coppa
Might get into compulsive spartanism
>>85464040She shouldn't have looked at my chip then isn't it
>>85464040Courage to stand up for whats right
Got that Heineken for lunch
did you know yanks dont know what a blackcurrant ismental
>>85464079It's either a fruit or what ur ma does on tinder dates
>>85464084makes sense, yankees dont have blackcurrants so they have black currents
>>85464097A currant is like a raisin I reckon. Yes we have a prevalent black culture in America that has come to dominate everything. It's spreading throughout the UK now as well.
>>85464112nah that aint it try again
>>85464121Wot iz it brit I'm black
Harrison is the male Varley. He packed her fudge.
>>85464132This was replying to this, soz x>>85463627
Can't even make 1 post on /int/ because I said jeets.
>>85464135Dunno why you'd want to post on there anyway. A load of shite, way too fast.
>>85464135Have you tried not being racist?
>>85464187I have adhd and im a shit poster>>85464189Not racist. Just don't think we need to let in 50 million Indians in order to prove it.
Might pack fudge
Mental how there is 1 billion indians
Jeet bodies
>>854642131.5 billion. It's mad
>>85464223Scary innit
>>85464213Indians FUCK while british white boys ejaculate in old socks
>>85464230Smelly as well yes
imagine how many indians are shagging right now
Jeet in thread. No wonder it's shit. Hate you street shitters.
>>85464223All living among their own fecal matter. It's truly disgusting.
>>85464258Dragging it here too. Don't want to live in India you see. But you should want to.
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