I want a moid who>has a job>has a driving license>is not obese or disfigured>doesn't have female """friends""">isn't illiterate>can cook>fucks like a sewing machineDo I really ask for too much?
And what do you have to offer in exchange ?
>>85458127I'm disfigured from being beaten as a child and farm chemicals I had to spray. Yeah you ask a lot and I hate you and hope you never post here again.
>>85458127>Do I really ask for too much?Stopped reading right there. Tl;dr?
>>85458127All of that is me, except Im a gay black man. Sorry
>>85458127>doesn't have female """friends"""Let me guess, you're allowed to have male friends and go on girls night outs and girls only vacations?
>>85458127Is it ok if he doesn't have a job but he's rich?
>>85458137I think you probably deserved it and yearned for the fields
>>85458133Nothing. Women are the prize you incel.
>>85458127I just want a foid who is blonde and retarded. With big boobs. She can be fat and disfigured and jobless and illiterate and unable to cook. So long as she is blonde.
>>85458143Yes? Whats wrong with that?>>85458153No you have to have a good job and be rich.
>>85458127>Do I really ask for too much?Yes, because I don't want you. I'm too busy driving to my work, working, going to gym, reading, cooking, jerking off, and recovering after that. The last thing I ever need in my life is another human being I will have to take care of. Not interested in the least. My peace, quiet, and relaxation times are priceless.
>>85458127>fucks like a sewing machineNowayfag. Making love or nothing, no refunds.
>>85458179>have to have a job even if you can already provideGot it. So you just want men to suffer. You are evil.
>>85458133it's no wonder you're rotting in your basement with that mentality
>has a jobi have bitcoin, does that count? I earned more in a few years than some people do in 20>has a driving licensenever bothered to get one>is not obese or disfiguredjust skinnyfat, but I'm working on it>doesn't have female """friends"""check, women don't even view me as a human>isn't illiteratecheck>can cookcheck>fucks like a sewing machinecan do
>>85458127That is me except I'm too good for you, settle for chud instead lady
>>85458161Lol. And this is why you're alone. Like think really hard about the word partner and it's underlying meaning and you'll see why you're alone because of your mentality
>physics msc with adjacent job>driving license for a decade now>in shape (exercise everyday)>literally no female friends, foids are too subhuman to keep as friends>I read/study something everyday, waaay more than you >I cook for over 15 years for now (parents divorced early), pro chef tier ability with some meals (people I cooked for kept BEGGING me to cook for them since the food was so good>have a thick 6.8 inch cock and my ex loved sex with me (would initiate on her own, want it all the time etc)No it isn't asking much. It's default for me.My requirements:>no taller than 160cm, no heavier than 45kg>no older than 18>you basically have to look like a cute anime girl (picrel) or fuck off>never posted herself on instagram/tiktok>never attention whores>max of 1 bodycount (longterm bf); preferably virgin>fully submissive and knows she's inferior to me in every fucking way>will work while I do whatever the fuck I want.I highly doubt you fulfill ANY requirement. Some desperate subhuman filth cuck will take you anyway.And before some brainwashed cucks start saying it's impossible: I've had a girl very similar to that already.
>>85458336>>85458340>>85458344A vagina you disgusting faggot
>>85458336>>85458340Fucking kek. Trannies and femboys will never even be in the running for GF material. Like its biologically impossible to start a family with trannies which is the end goal for most people dating
>>85458127>fucks like a sewing machineunless you only ever use a straight stitch this is a retarded analogy
>>85458336>>85458340>>85458344>>85458352>>85458365Stop ruining my thread you dumb faggot.
based spammer chad ruining this dog shit bait thread
>>85458127>fucks like a sewing machineHey that's me, I have a needle dick, finally found my calling!
>>85458127>doesn't have female """friends"""I got everything except that, and I'm not compromising. Bros before hoes, and that includes my female bros. If you're looking for lotalty, then a loyal man isn't going to abandon longterm friends over an ultimatum from a girl he just met.
>>85458127I don't get the seething Is it that hard for moids to not be obese or something
>>85458374>Only incels want children Oh, so you're just retarded
>>85458375Fuck your tranny thread. Hang yourself.
>>85458418>>85458421>>85458422>>85458426>>85458430Explain what you have to offer compared to trans women and femboys
>>8545843>>85458393But why wouldnt I choose a trans woman or a femboy over you?
I want a gf who's not OP-levels of excruciatingly obnoxious and entitled. Is that really too much to ask?
>>85458498Why do I have to offer anything compared to anyone? either someone likes me or doesn't
>>85458540>>85458541I want a gf who is a trans woman or femboy. Is that too much to ask?
>>85458127>>has a jobI don't have one yet. But I have good education and I'm in the process of looking for a job. I've just gotten a Master's degree and I want to get a PhD in the future.>>has a driving licenseLife circumstances made it so I don't have one yet. I simply wouldn't have been able to use it for anything, because I couldn't afford a car. But I want to get it once I get a job.>>is not obese or disfiguredOof on that. I have acne scars. Rip.>>doesn't have female """friends"""I don't have female """friends""". Yay.>>isn't illiterateI'm literate. Yay.>>can cookI have only simple dishes memorized. But I can prepare something more elaborate, if I have a recipe for it. I might fuck it up the first time, but I'm willing to learn.>>fucks like a sewing machineOof on that. I'm a virgin, so I "can't fuck" by definition.>Do I really ask for too much?I think 1-5 is reasonable. 6 seems a bit frivolous. The guy can learn it depending on how you divide house chores. It's not rocket science. Demanding that he's already a competent cook seems unnecessary. Adding a caveat like "(...) or is willing to learn how to cook" would make it more reasonable. 7 is unreasonable. Asking a guy to be extremely competent at having sex coming into a relationship with you narrows your pool of suitable candidates too much and those guys are sought after by many other women as well. Having a standard such as "Has at least some sexual experience and is willing to learn how to please me specifically" would be more reasonable.
>>85458127Sorry but I'm mentally ill and avoid people like the plague
>>85458336>>85458340>>85458344>>85458352>>85458365>>85458375>>85458381>>85458387kek, bodied her bitch ass
>>85458272>no older than 18How young would you go? How to look like cute anime girl?
>>85458127you're a retard for even posting on here if you're looking for some normie but you knew that going in right?
>>85458127You're not asking too much. I meet all of this. Where do you live so we can start dating
>>85458133Foids and trannies BTFOd
>>85458127I'm nearly 30 years old and still don't have a driver's license
>>85458127>electrical engineer>has a licesne>not obese or disfigured>no friends anyway>can use this site so not illiterate>i like to cookcoolhow old are you also it does not bother me if you are a man
>>85458498I'll live a long life and not off myself before age 30
>>85458794>How young would you go?Depends, she has to be old enough to understand I am serious, yet young enough not to be ruined mentally by propaganda. Hence, no older than 18. If she's in college already with no bf (especially if she's in dorms), it's over. Commute college is somewhat acceptable. Same with the clubbing or some bullshit like this. If a girl goes to a club even once, *nevermind enjoyed it* that's it, she's ruined. >How to look like cute anime girl?Makeup style, fashion sense, genetics, discipline. You have plenty of reference pictures.
>has a driving license>i like spontaneous trips>i like road trips>i want to travelALL this means she wants to just be with you to get free vacations and experiences. im not your dad bitch, i dont even know you.
>>85458580No go get her, them, or him
>>85458133nta but i have a bf like >>85458127 and i am a worthless retard
>>85458133How DARE YOU you fucking incel niggerscum
>has a jobi have a low paying jobs, but a full time one>has a driving licenseyep>is not obese or disfiguredyep>doesn't have female """friends"""not so much, sometimes there are some I'll chat with online>isn't illiterateI read as a hobby>can cookI can>fucks like a sewing machineI wouldn't know
>>85458272>>I cook for over 15 years for now (parents divorced early), pro chef tier ability with some meals (people I cooked for kept BEGGING me to cook for them since the food was so goodDO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD, AFFORDABLE RECIPES THAT A GUY WHO'S PRETTY BUSY CAN WHIP UP QUICK?I SORT OF WANT TO GET BETTER AT MAKING STIR FRY AND CROCK POT COOKING BUT I ALWAYS LIKE ASKING FOR RECIPES SINCE MY DIET IS MOSTLY MARINATED CHICKEN, GROUND BEEF, LENTIL PASTA, AND SANDWICHES.WHICH IS FUCKING CA$H BTW BUT I WANT TO BE A GENTLEMAN AS WELL AS A BADASS WHICH IS ONLY NATURAL FOR A SLUMDOG PIMP LIKE ME.
>>85458127literally me but I'm almost 40 so it won't work
>>85458127I check all boxes except last one (am virgin)Marriage when ?
Yeah no thanks I rather stay with my wife
>>85458418>>85458421>>85458422>>85458426explain what you have to offer compared to trans women and femboys originally
>dumb foid abandoned her own threadkwab
>>85460567You are doing the lord's work here anon...Thanks
>>85458127sorry i only date foids who at least have a masters degree
>>85458127>has a driving licensedammit. i could've been your dream guy.
>>85458127What if um I'm banned from driving lmao as in forever
>>85460776Anyway I'd probably enjoy ficking your face like the married women that cheat with me at work. Your 'standards' don't mean much to me.
>>85458127What the fuck are you doing on this board then?
>>85460444>OfferOffer what? I ain't interested in dating troons or crossdressers
>>85458127>>fucks like a sewing machineWhat if I have less girth than that?
>>85459626>i am a worthless retardDo you put out?
>>85460881yeah i very much enjoy it
>has a jobyes>has a driving licenseno>is not obese or disfiguredno>doesn't have female """friends"""yes>isn't illiterateyes but im autistic >can cookyes>fucks like a sewing machinenonever good enough for a femcel :(
>>85460908Then you're not worthless, you have a use to him.
>Earn $245k /yr>Drive new car with custom suspension and off-road mods. Original owner, no payments.>Blond haired, blue eyed, rock climber and mountaineer. (Only 5'9" tho, sorry)>Handful of female friends, but they're mostly lesbians.>Read 20-30 books a year. Wish I read more.>Love cooking.>Can fuck forever. Actually I have a hard time cumming from PiV, so I can basically go as long as you want. Drawback? I married a mental health trainwreck 8 years ago and I'm basically stuck with her. She was cute at first: a decade younger than me, 4'11" bubble butt and perfect tits, shy, demure, can't drive, doesn't have a job. In a lot of ways she's the incel's ideal. A pet wife" sounds cute at first, but eventually you'll realize it's like having a disabled kid or something. My house is a chaotic shitshow ever since she moved in. She doesn't work, but she can't cook, can't clean, has anxiety/ADHD issues, mild hoarding tendencies, also piece of shit looser parents and family. I knew about this and consented to most of it, so yea... make the bed you lie in.So yea guys, try to do better than "any female that looks cute and gives you attention". I fell for that trap. I stuck my dick in crazy, and not the obvious "blue hair, tattoos, daddy issues, sucks-your soul-through-your-dick" crazy - a way more insidious crazy that just sorta chips away at your life and ambition.
>>85461143>mental health trainwreck>still got a husbandHaving big boobs is a cheat code
>>85458133A cunt that stinks so foul you'll puke!
>>85461895Bro on a scale of 24 to 79, how small are your boobs ?
>>85461970they should have said "scentsitive" in the subheading. missed opportunity.
>>85461895Men prefer to stick our dicks in crazy, that's why we need so many warnings about the consequences.
>>85458127I offer all that but I'm MGTOW. Good luck out there.
