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More and more supposed robots are claiming that they have had sex before. This is an outrage.
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Beat it, fleshoid. We robots give better and harder sex than you ever will.
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Either being a Chud has become cool and all the foids want to fuck one, or normies are claiming to be Robots.
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>>85463549
/soc/ and /lgbt/ fags need to gtfo my board. you included. i am the last of a dying breed.
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>>85463549
>More and more supposed robots are claiming that they have had sex before. This is an outrage.

the incel site is that-a-way
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Well, I fucked my life up and I'm a neurotic dysfunctional loser with no positive traits and nothing going for me. Putting penis in vagina doesn't help me. I don't relate to people anywhere else and I stick out painfully clearly there.
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My bodycount is 9 and I still feel like I got gypped, I'm 31 now so my sexual prime is likely over but I'd still like to get laid a few more times before I croak
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>>85463549
yet still less outrageous than the pic related. pepe is not a purple frog, and i dont appreciate being swindled
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>>85463595
How many of those were LTRs?
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>>85463582
>weenie hut jr's?!
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>>85463606
Granted one lasted 4 years and I had sex with her hundreds of times but still
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>>85463612
Why not look for another LTR instead of hooking up and whoring around?
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>>85463620
Easier said than done, when you get older your standards raise so chance of compatibility drops dramatically
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>>85463622
Better to look for someone good for you than give your dick out indiscriminately. Could get herpes or some shit.
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>>85463633
Oh I know there's this cute cashier at the corner store I go to to get coffee and I've fantasized about her blowing me which might be in the cards because she'll flirt with me casually but she's literally surrounded by black thug coworkers and I get the sense that she's the passaround girl at that establishment so AIDS is a real concern with that one
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>>85463655
Porn tropes usually aren't real and women aren't typically "passed around" their workplaces.
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>>85463660
Yes that's what ChatGPT told me as well but I trust my intuition over canned lines
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>>85463660
Also giganigga rang me up and winked at me after I glanced at her meeting her gaze and he said with a toothy grin "she's all yourz hehehe"
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>>85463549
Sorry, but it wasn't the porno you're envisioning it was really awkward and stressful and I've only done it once.
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>>85463676
So, he was being a bro? You're too paranoid, anon.
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>>85463680
Perhaps, but weren't you the guy just telling me to be careful about where I put my dick? What do you want from me



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