toil editionout to lunch >>85430330
how is everyone today? <3personally got angery i messed up making tortillas earlier, but im relaxed now
>>85469173I really like this image.>>85469314I wish I were dead.
you need meth story! Get the meth story!!!
quick get the meth story! Before it's too late!!! Get the meth!!!
So the push is to get me to off myself by using drugs now? Want me to take Benadryll and follow in my father's footsteps?
man I hate the monday how-was-your-weekend smalltalk, I should change jobs or something
meth story niggas when maple story niggas walk in:
>>85469682I used to be a Bera OGall gone like cum in the rain
>>85469651it's so frustrating when they say "it's nice to do nothing and take it easy sometimes" that's every single weekend for me it's not an active choice it's because i don't know anyone irl
fwb who I fell for then moved away texted me after a month and it ruined my day
>>85470085why would that ruin your day
I bought a mini fridge for my workshop office thingy so I can have cold drinks and food while I'm working.
Drinking on the job tsk tsk
steak tonight wasn't salted enough>tfw no salt shaker bf>>85470236cooldon't drink sugary soda though
>>85470265Nah that's for after work, I mean like Gatorade and water and half and half for my Keurig. And lunch.
Somebody drugged me and put 3 or 4 grams of crystal in my water bottleI know it for a fact because when I drunked it I tasted it
I just wanted to play vidya today yet I spent 5 hours doing nothing but fighting my overwhelming lust, I did my best to not masturbate and I succeeded but I'm still so fucking horny, my day is gone and I can't do anything but thinking about sex, I hate what I became, I hate being an animal.
I fell in love with a depressed russian boy but I have no way of meeting him. This sucks.
>>85469173If I ever got a job and I ever do this, what are the chances the boss man would be mad at me and lecture me for slacking off?
>>85470955p. 0% considering the office cubicle is extinct
does r9gay like guys with long hairim talkin 2 feet plus
>>85471002Mine is about that long so I guess, I wear it in a bun sometimes but it's long and curly so I can put it in a hair clip.
>>85471041mines type 3a at 2.5 feet long and i just let it flow free
i'm acquaintances with a pooner who recently found a boyfriend and I seethe with rage upon remembering this fact. I have homicidal urges every day I'm unmedicated and I wish nothing more but for a cute boy to love me and understand me. I am an hero.Y'all niggas laughing don't know this type of pain. NIGGER
>>85471068Yooo same! Mine isn't quite that long but it's long, here's a pic I've been trying to deal with the frizz using hair masks and leave in conditioner.
>>85471127come to think of it mine seems to be something of a wavy/curly hybrid like a hybrid of 2a/2b and 3ait may just be the weight of the hair keeping it down but my roots are straight-ish, the middle is wavy and the ends are curly
>>85471127Your hair is so pretty man sheesh
>>85471141In any case long hair on guys can be very attractive but I've seen a lot of long greasy hair and guys that don't wash their hair so it's extremely important to maintain it. I like OGX for my wash routine and Redkin products for maintenance/conditioning. Marc Anthony/Paul Mitchell is also good in my experience along with Elizavecca hair masks.
>>85471127>>85471141my hair would probably look like yours if i actually took care of it properly i might even be able to griffithmaxx
>>85469314woke up with this chad (not so) humble bragging and all the chads in the comments doing the same
>>85470797just embrace your high sex drive anon and be someones horny bf
>>85471127what do you use to control frizz? that is a problem i have whose solution has eluded me for a whileor just drop the routine in general your hair is amazing
>>85471105https://voca.ro/1miM8QYrTrda
>>85471127>tfw 4b "nigger hair"all i want is a ponytail and a split bang...gorgeous hair btw :)
>>85469173got ghosted by every fucking sniffies user ever award
>>85471354Annoying normie twat
>>85471740at least they didn't pretend they wanted to meet you only to beat you up or to human traffick you
First week of college: never felt more alone and unwanted in my life
>>85471868uhm sweaty have you tried being chad?? Maybe you just aren't chad enough. Hope this helps!
chad these nuts in your mouth you fairy fucking faggot
>>85472072mid ahh unc lowkey thinked he cooked fr fr no cap
I hate zoomers so fucking much, horrible generation. Millennialchads are much more down to Earth>t. Elder zoomer (unc or whatever)
>>85471865I'd be fine with getting trafficked if it meant someone would fuck me or even just pay attention to me for more than 5 minutes over the internet ;_;
>>85472120they're gonna kill you mercilessly and traffick your organs, the last thing you'll see it's a dark room. You don't want that
>>85469314i've had two panic attacks in the past 4 days
>>85472162I've had curry in the past 3 days, you should try doing that instead
>>85472127god yes fuck me upppp
working on growing a new hairstyle, new hair new me
I am learning how to be gay
>>85471002Never measured my hair before seeing this post, but looks like mine's about 2ft as well so hopefully the answer is yes, doesn't grow any longer than that though>>85471127I never really try to control my frizz much with products but generally letting it air dry keeps it looking nice and stops it getting too damaged. I comb it while it's wet, tie it in a towel for 10-20 mins and then comb it into shape before letting it dry naturally, helps a lot
>>85473095You can start by not posting shitty foid fantasy media featuring two eunuchs
>>85472665wish I could grow my hair out. not gonna lose it hopefully, but idk how many guys are open to being with a blonde shane walsh
my hair is way too long
>>85473376Same, I'm too schizoid to go get a haircut.
>>85473384we are going to end up as black holes of hair...
>>85469314I woke up and I'm still not chad so not feeling too great waking up and realizing that I can never have sex or be in a relationship or have friends or have a good job or own my own house
>>85473427>still not chadhow did you let that happen to yourself?
Sometimes I wake up and I feel chad but I don't look chad. I look like autismo prime fat and gross.>>85471514Using a light-medium hold mousse helps a lot, and applying leave in conditioner while your hair is still wet. Mostly just avoid blow-drying heavily (use a diffuser) and be gentle when you comb going from tips-to-root to avoid breaking and split ends. I sometimes do a blowout and style my hair like Robert Plant. I really wanna try R+Co conditioner cuz that's what he uses.>>85471689Thank you!
At least you guys have full hair instead of my fine angel hair that is thinning with every year.
>>85473580whats your shower routine for the hair? i know a thing is to try to avoid washing it everyday
I refuse to speak to them i dont care what legal recomendations they make for health unless they force me they can fuck off.
>>85473443I don't know I guess when I was still in the womb I just subconsciously chose to be born into poverty and have shit genetics making me short ugly and bald with a small dick
I was thinking about going after those brown or asian bottoms that fetishize white guys thinking that since I'm white it would be easier to fuck them but then I learned the hard way that the white guys they're fetishizing are all white chads they don't want average or below average white guys just white chads
*rapes every single one of you*
I want a twink bottom to rape my cock
>>85473716I wash it once every two or three days and use conditioner and a hair mask when I wash it. I have a water mister bottle and a boar hair brush that I use for upkeep, detanglers don't work with my hair when it is dry it just makes it frizzy. Basically just smell your hair, if it smells good you're fine if it doesn't then you need to wash it lol. As far as brands go you just gotta find what works for you, I really like Redkin but you can have perfect healthy hair using dollar store shampoo it just depends on your body and hair health.
First day of class today. It went great, super fun (only a little boring). I ran into a guy who couldn't find his class and I showed him where it was since it's next door to my classroom. I'm helping my community!!
Ah to be starting college again... which I wasted my opportunity by choosing a shitty major but I was always going to end up a lazy neet. I'd be in better shape if I hadn't spend my grandparents money on college, I'd have an extra 10k or so.
I'm so impatient right now. I've been wanting this goal to be accomplished for as long as I can remember and finally every last part of it that is in my hands is done, and all approvals have been made now I just have to wait for one last thing and it's taking forever I almost want to go down there myself and pick up the paperwork at this point
>>85474834did you finally get your bf license? owo
i wish i had hairier arms
>>85474856No even better! I got a pet license so now I can have a kitty cat instead but I'm waiting on the paper to prove that I was approved to the shelters
nobody love me
>>85474887yay for more kitties but in what country do you need a loisence to get a cat?
>>85474899No loisence needed silly but I do need my landlord's permission but I got it yay yay! Huge victory for me
>>85474868Why mine are extremely hairy
>>85474923You have to post pics of the kitty once you get it, I love cats.
>>85470356sweet free meth
>>85475063I might be able to swing that but depending on the cuteness level my inner circle may want to keep the existence of this adorable cat top secret
I got some new facial serum, cleanser and tightening cream. I'm excited to try em it's from a company called Sibu normally I just use stuff from La Roche-Posay and Chanel.
wow people actually do more than shower every day. No wonder I'm ugly if I don't do all this skincare routine
james charles was a pederast all along huh
r9meth
>>85475599r9heroin
Another only meat dinner but at least it isn't fast food I guess. Also it has no right being 92F in September, seriously.
>>85475458It just keeps you looking healthy and that's 90% of beauty. Use lotion, use facial cleanser, stay hydrated, take vitamins.
>>85475687How do you handle the sensation of having extremely wet, greasy skin all the time?
>>85475730If your skin feels greasy you're either using crap quality lotion or using way too much. I use 100% shea butter for my face because it doesn't clog pores and a good quality body lotion with niacinamide. It absorbs into my skin in about 10 minutes.
need a boy to make me over and show me how to take care of myself instead of just rotting away.
>tfw no bf to cuddle while i play ffxiv>tfw ill never have a bf to cuddle while i play ffxiv>tfw i might as well just throw money at drugs, liquor and videogame until i inevitably run out of wherewithal and kill myselfwhat a life, man.
>>85475916shut the fuck up you ape
>>85475925see what i mean?originaletexto
I used to play black mage, on Balmung
i main paladin. will probably dabble with dark knight when i finally unlock it.
I ate an entire skillet full of chicken tenders and I'm still hungry, I should have done some sides or maybe cut up a block of cheese.
>>85475854I tried doing that with my ex, I tried to get him to take vitamins and brush his teeth because they looked gross and had black spots and he just got mad at me for noticing.
>>85475951mmm...block of cheese. god, that sounds so good right now. what kind do you have?
>>85475979store brand extra sharp cheddar, probably slop but its cheap.
>>85476023hey, cant go wrong with a block of sharp cheddar. it might be slop, but you really cant beat the price or the taste
>>85476030It has hardly any taste, 'sharp' is basically meaningless.
>>85476045ah, well. i thought it was stuff from like, the walmart deli cooler. the normal fridge dairy isle stuff is okay too. even if theres no much flavor.
>>85476055Yeah deli cheese is expensive. Deli stuff in general is expensive so I don't get it.
>>85475916Get better taste in vidya and a bf will come.
>>85476069thats fair. i only buy stuff from the deli like...once a month, or so. still somewhat cheaper than the actual deli markets around town, but still expensive as fuck for what it is.>>85476075ive changed enough for other people only for things to fall apart despite trying my best. i wont compromise on my video games.
>>85476086I took a look about a month ago thinking I'd get some bologna which I hadn't had in a while. Completely crazy price per/lb, even the ham was high price.
>>85476108thats how it is here too. i can pick up a packet of cheapass honey smoked ham for like 3 bucks, but the deli is like $9/lb for the same shit. doesnt even really taste all that different. at least the cheeses have different flavors compared to the cheap shit, lol
>>85476116those packs are also pretty expensive, and small, maybe 1-2 meals and that's it. I dislike the prepacked bologna because its cut too thick, I like it sliced very thin.
>>85476158i mean, yeah, for what it is, it can be pricey. but i usually stretch it to last a few weeks. theres better options, im sure.>its cut too thick, I like it sliced very thinthats fair, as well. there was this one small brand that did it really thin, but i dont remember the name of it. mightve been oscar meyer, but that doesnt sound right. i still dont know if itd be worth it. only a couple of meals and thats about it, like you mentioned.
Today I strive ever closer to finishing my goal of finishing watching the [redacted] series. I have only a little over 50 episodes and a movie left to go and my several year endeavor will be over.
I spent 5 hours jerking off, I want to make a man feel good, I want to get fucked so bad, I want to feel sexualized, I want to be fetishized, want men to use me as their source of pleasure, I want men to claim me as their property.I'm getting old, I want someone to use my short and skinny body, I need dick so fucking bad, too bad I'm too much of a coward to try anything.
>>85476712hot. would let you play with my cock babe 8)
>>85476712Have you tried having sex with someone who isn't chad?
>>85476726I would feel honored to get to play with it, it would be so much fun to stroke it and kiss it.
>>85476803I'm not picky, I'm just a coward who is too much of a pussy to flirt, my hands start to sweat just by thinking about talking to guys or even flirting, that's why I'm a virgin.
>>85474043im gonna have to ask you what some of these things are. i have never heard of a hair mask or a boar hair brush. what do you actually do to the hair day-by-day and in the shower with all your equipment? i dont really have much experience outside of using shampoo and conditioner. my sister uses dry shampoo to not have to wash her hair but i get headaches whenever i smell the stuff so i cant use it.
>>85476712>>85476823Shy bottoms are always the biggest whores. Not surprising in the least
A shy bottom/shy top relationship where they just dance around each other because either makes the first move.
>>85477014painfully relatable
>>85476834Hair mask is like a deep conditioner you put in your damp hair after you get out of the shower, then you let it sit for 20 minutes then you rinse it out. Boars hair brush is basically just a coarse bristle brush made out of boar hair that helps distribute natural hair oils. It's basically a slicker brush.I only do the hair mask once a week, shampoo and condition when I wash my hair then apply a leave in conditioner and finally put in a medium hold mousse like TRESemme Flawless Curls or Aussie miracle curls. You can use pomade or whatever you want depending on the texture you want. To maintain my hair I'll mist it with some water in the morning and then brush it with the boars hair brush or just run my fingers through it, that reactivates the mousse that's in your hair and restores definition. When my hair stops smelling good I wash it again.
Just been bummed at Greggs ask me anything
>>85476871I'm and old autistic pervert not a whore you retard, it's like calling a KHHV a rapist, it makes no sense at all, you can't be a whore if you never share your body or have relationships with anyone, you dumb nigger.
bought a new gpu finally :D
>>85477087do you apply the hair mask on the mids/ends while avoiding the roots? do you apply it alongside the leave-in conditioner?ill describe my routine and if my hair is anything like yours i would like some advice as to what i could change.i get my hair damp, get some shampoo and rub it into my scalp, avoiding the mids/ends. then i rinse it out, tipping my head back so the water runs down the mids/ends with the suds (not sure why i do this, its just advice i have been following from someone for a while.) afterwards i use body wash on my face and upper body while trying to avoid getting it in my mids/ends. rinse the body wash off, put some conditioner in the mids/ends and run through them with a wide-toothed brush. then i scrub my lower body and wait two more minutes for the conditioner to set in, and then rinse.im not very knowledgeable in hair stuff so if im doing anything detrimental lemme know.
>>85477161which one and rip your wallet.
>>85477223gtx 1050
>>85477229wow that's quite an old card, but I guess its new to you.
>>85477244IM NOT HIM PSYCHE I GOT YOU GOOD THOUGH HUH YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT(sorry)
>tfw no bf to self immolate with while shouting FREE PALESTINE
>>85477158No wonder you're alone. Vile nasty cunt
A bloo bloo I'm so alone why does nobody want meOh yea you're a stupid nigger retard *spits nasty venom like a snake*
>>85477174I've never heard that you shouldn't get shampoo on certain parts of your hair, I just put shampoo in my hair and use a scalp scrubber (lil palm gadget with lil silicone fingers) and scrub my scalp and then rub my hair between my hands gently. Rinse, put in conditioner and let it sit on my hair while I wash my body and shave and stuff then rinse my hair out. Nothing too technical. I washed my hair yesterday morning here's what it looks like now (i just hopped out of bed so that's why it's kinda messy)
>>85477174Also yeah I use the leave-in conditioner and mousse after I rinse out the hair mask. It helps keep my hair from developing gnarls which my hair type is prone to.
>>85477308>>85477346i assume you rub the mids/ends with shampoo in the first step? when you put in the conditioner after the shampoo do you use only a small amount, and do you apply it to your scalp/roots area, and do you just let it sit there or do you run your fingers through your hair or use a comb? when you apply the leave-in, do you apply it the same as the conditioner you rinse, or do you do it differently? and the mousse, what do you do with it? sorry if im asking you to go too much into detail because holy shit your hair is gorgeous and if i can get it to be like that then i will take that chance
>>85477423All of my hair/head gets covered in shampoo and conditioner I don't really worry about the coverage desu, obviously conditioner isn't going to do anything on your scalp it just rinses off. I run the conditioner through my hair, apply large blobs of it by just palming it onto the ends of my hair where the breakage/splits are most likely to happen and leave it on there for like 5 minutes or so while I finish showering and rinse it out last. The leave-in conditioner I use sparingly after I comb out my hair after a shower and I try to avoid my scalp when using it to avoid excess scalp (sebum) buildup, focus the ends/mid. After the leave in conditioner I apply one blob (It varies the exact amount, like a large golfball amount) of hair mousse on the left part and right part of my hair down to the ends (or just flip your hair over your head to one side then the other), scrunching my hair up in my hand while I run my fingers through to encourage the natural curls. Then air dry or blow dry on low/low heat with a diffuser. It seems like a lot but it only takes a few minutes once you've got it down.My teeth brushing routine is about as complicated lmao water pik, floss, brush, mouthwash, whitener.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nrfmRGIls4o
>>85477296You are wrong, are you able to read you stupid retard? The only reason why I'm alone is because I can't flirt, I could easily get a man if I stopped being shy, I'm asking you to stop talking like a dumb teenager and try to use words correctly, if your words have no meaning you do not deserve to be seen as a human.Being able to communicate to such level is what makes us human, if you speak without thinking then you nothing but just another animal.>>85477306Blacks have the highest amount of casual sex per capita among homosexuals in America, blacks can easily get boyfriends, this post makes no sense unless it were a black man trying to date a racist man who is not into black people (because I know many racists who would have sexual encounters with blacks, both tops and bottoms).
>>85477542thank you for the information gay 3Anonon another note what part of your process do you believe makes your hair as it is? i personally would like mine to be a little straighter, still curly but as much as yours.
>>85477940*not as much as yourswhoops
>tfw you realize "gay strip clubs" are exclusively for bara-ass gymrats to work at and never under any circumstances twinks because of how heck'n le problematic that would be>the clientele isn't even gay guys as much as just fat festering ham planets in bachelorette parties>you're legally not allowed to exclude themFuck this whole gynocentric world.
>>85478239Get real problems whore
Would you a bi bf
My packag is almost here yay I hope it comes to of day
>>85475916I decided to see if I could literally mod my ass into the game.The answer is yes.I'm kind of wondering if anyone would see it if I used mare.
>>85478655>you and your character have on the same outfitcute.
the beeps have come back. it's been years, but last night while i was thinking about stuff with my eyes closed, not sleeping yet, and i heard the beep. no it's not exploding head syndrome. it was a nice beep, like something being scanned at the shop but nicer, more resonant, more whole. i wish i knew what it meant.
>>85479014did you forget to feed the ceiling birds?
>>85478655Why is your penis circumcised and why do you have long hair?
>>85478655wish i was cute enough to wear those kinds of hats
>>85477940Get a flat iron or use product that adds weight to your hair. There's a bunch of straightening products that encourage less dense curls. But for me personally just letting your hair do whatever it wants to do naturally is the best I tried for a long time to make my hair straight I just ended up with burnt out hair.I actually want to get a curling iron to get even crazier curls.
So should I be using name brand stuff for my hair instead of just store brand shampoo? Give me the queer eye for this gay guy.
>>85475458I shower and do a skincare routine everyday and I'm still ugly.
>>85480353I wouldn't say that, brand name and cost don't always equal quality or a product that will work for you. Try a bunch of different brands until you find one that works best, I have heavy scalp buildup sometimes so sometimes I use a folliculitis shampoo or I'll use some high end redken stuff it just depends. I'd get something right in the middle range between cheap and expensive and see how that works. Don't be afraid to go to Ulta Beauty or Sephora and ask the gals working there what they recommend 9/10 times they'll send you home with a bunch of samples to try.
What happens when two bottoms fall in love how is it supposed to work
>>85480435You dildero each other and suck each other's conks. It's rocket science! If the rockets were penises.
>>85478655>tfw no cute big butt bf that mods his butt into video games
>>85480460Dildos make no sense the penii are right there and far superior someone will have too use one so how do you decide
>>85469173I can't hate this. He is trying to make his job less life sucking
>>85480495Yeah but what if both bottoms want anal at the same time? Checkmate atheists.
>>85480551Just take turns you dingus. Do I really need to give a demonstration?
>>85471002I severely dislike long hair on men.
>>85480624shave your bf like that v for vendetta scene
>>85478450If he is a Chad, then yes.
>>85480624how long are we talking? Would you reject him if he was like Jason Momoa?
>>85480624What about long hair on chad? chad only whore
I'm actually pretty impressed with those little hydrocolloid acne dot things, had a pimple starting between my eyebrows last night so I put one on and this morning it was gone.
I want to go out for dinner, its so hot and I don't want to cook but I just ate out monday. Even with the A/C running all day it's so hot in here and cooking will just make it worse.
>>85478655sorry, i ended up getting drunk and passing out lol. just now getting back on.howd you manaage to do that? also cute lalafell and cuter butt
>>85481970Do a salad! Like an iceberg wedge with some precooked crumbled bacon and blue cheese
>>85482240Nope, got 3 chicken sandwiches from burger king. I have no salad or anything like that (except the bacon)
>>85482497I haven't gotten fast food in yearrsss I used to get like 5 $1 McChickens and a giant $1 coke and a cheap bottle of jim beam to mix it with and eat like a drunk king.
>>85482811I don't get it as often as I used to, there for a while I was eating it at least once a day. Should be known I am used to slop and am fat and ugly so it really can't hurt me much except financially.
>>85482811>$1 mcchickenvgh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8ELJ_Eh8A0happy belated birthday
I had Costco pizza for dinner and half a lindt chocolate bar because I'm a giant fat fuck.
>>85483507A real giant fat fuck would have finished the lindt chocolate bar, you however are just a poser.
>>85483540Hey I gotta have some level of self control if I'm ever gonna attract a cute dude in like 10 or 20 or 30-ish years.
I should sneak out of the office and eat costco pizza tomorrow
I want to put my dickus in some bootyus
what do I have to do for you (you) to like me?
>>85484610you may have to be a bit persistent since i'm avoidant and will sometimes reflexively disengage from relationships
>>85484610Be willing to take part in my weird fetishes, have cool hobbies, good hygiene, don't dress like a mid-2000 middle school student
>>85484610Be chad that's pretty much it
>>85484610a hug, a cuddle, a kind word. thats it. im simple like that.
>>85484650>will sometimes reflexively disengage from relationshipsgoddamit...
it's time to eeep
