Unhinged LGTV edition. Bloody hell, I had one of those as a monitor years ago. Mental.
>>85478154Shit edish, kys
>>85478168Are you trans? I'll bum you up yeah
>>85478168You're only lashing out due to fear of your monitor going berserk. It's ok, I forgive you.
I bummed a lady man from Pattaya. Stuck it in and he said but I'm a guya!
>>85478168Prefer snack themed editions myself
That's you done
absolutely shattered after yesterday's shenanigans, need to restmaxxxx today, it wednesday
I am omnipotent and omnipresent.
>>85478154>LGTV
I'm incel like sim cards
>>85478205Take it easy lad
Just copped 3 liters of beer and 1 monster energy dwink
>>85478227That's what I'm saying.>>85478231SIMCEL
If this was high school i'd stuff your head in a locker
Not going outside anymore today i got the agoraphobia
>>85478248And risk a detention for decapitating somebody? Big doubts.
Paying the price for yesterday's butter chicken now big time, already done 3 poos this morning
About to have some black gold on my toast in 5 mins oh aye
Looking mad brolic today
>>854782372 of these?
>>85478267I see you at all times
>>85478292You always be mirin.
>>85478302Pride comes before the fall. You have a tight pert bum btw
Big mode gay in here so farBye bye
>>85478347Don't need you here do we
>>85478347Ok. Bye love x
Fucking dire shite edition lads. We need to bring back the feelstreet images like we used to do
>>85478225I am impotent and not present
Just done a beautiful poo it glided out of my arsehole and went plop in the toilet, hardly had to wipe as well it was lush x4
>>85478391YOU are not Sean
>>85478444No I'M SEAN
Shit tier thread of a dying general. Tedious and pathetic. You are all shit. No exceptions. Doss cunts.
>>85478490What's wrong little lad jealous?
2 bedroom private house for mechildhood boxroom that costs 750 a month for you
>>85478490You're posting in here, numpty. We are all shit.
Cant hold in my poos anymore it just slides out due to years and years of gaping it's a hard life being me x
>>85478490>dying generalSo show me his body
>>85478492Jealous of what? The grand lives you spastic wastes of oxygen lead? I doubt any of you have any redeeming qualities or have achieved anything noble.
>>85478520You are posting in it, you clown.
I find it sad you have all given up on being better. You accept your fate. You are your own worst enemy, and none of you have the minerals to do anything about it.
>>85478528>I find it sad you have all given up on being better. You accept your fate. You are your own worst enemy, and none of you have the minerals to do anything about it.Nuh uh.
>>85478521What major accomplishments have you achieved in your life mr high and mighty?
Corrr wonder if my jeans will arrive via Wevri today.Not likely.Not wever getting my jeans.
>>85478552Sz 28 x 20
Corrr twollbergs getting some bites today it appears.No feeding the twollmongs, lads. Be stwong, soundlads.
>>8547855634W 32L
I like a lad with a slim waist
>>85478564Me too actually. That's odd
Corrr Sean spambotbergs have been well quiet. It L U S H and AVTVMNAL.
>>85478544NTA but i have a sprog, a high paying job and im about to buy a huge house
I like lads that are black and hung
>>85478567Corrr alri fellow 34W32Lberg.
fags are hilarious, after breaking into the britfeel home they shit everywhere and rape the occupants into unconciousness and silent shock and then proclaim to the world "no one lives here, look everything is quiet so this is ours now"kys faggots lmao.No-ones leaving you weirdo freaks.
Had a dream last night, the first one I have had in years, since I was 14 or 15. Dead people and dead animals littered the streets and I had to move like I was on a Google map. Click the arrow on the road to advance forward. I wonder what it means. It took hours to fall back asleep. Woah.
>>85478615Had a dream last night that britfeel was nonce-free
>>85478490Alri' Evrilad?
>>85478575Your alri lad *hug*
>tfw 30L is still too long for me
>>85478635Yeah? How tall are you?
>>854786365 ft 2, just a tiny wee mani genuinely struggle to find trousers and jeans that fit and look good. Look like Danny DeVito trying on skinny jeans
>>85478641Oh my. You sound quite cute. Are you from Wales perchance?
/^Sean$/Much better
>>85478652Well hello there
Don't hide from me my precious orchid
>>85478651No and I'm chubby so I'm bot cute unfortunately, very hairy as well like a fucking dwarf
/^(?!Anonymous$)/Well good bye there
>>85478659I'm sorry to hear that. I once knew a lad from Wales on 4chan and I wish I'd been nicer to him. He's gay and 5' 2">>85478660Lol
it overs innit
britfeel is over you can now go and enjoy your days being the person you think you can be without this thread
>>85478669I'm going to bed soon don't worry mate
Did I forget my outfit again? I'm so forgetful guys
Had the second interview for the Bhutan job. Experience of a lifetime. Pay may not be fantastic but hey ho it is an experience.
>>85478682Weird arse tits on that "fella"
Killed a bunch of ants and now I feel guilty. They may be sentient (to some degree) and feel fear and pain. How would I feel? Maybe maybe not. Makes me think of a Buddhist text about hell for those who kill insects. Bad karma.
>>85478684What's in Bhutan?
Anyone here ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?
>>85478692Forests and mountains and temples and hopefully a job for me. Would be amazing.
>>85478699Yeah but couldn't understand a word of it.
>>85478703Really would be a life changing experience for you lad. I hope you get the job.
Feel like shit this morning, lids. Think I'm getting an early dose of man flu.
>>85478753are you eating your veggies?
tired today because lack of sleeptired of life in general
>>85478811>tired today because lack of sleep>tired of life in generalveggies dee lad
>>85478818What's your favourite veggie
>>85478811True that 2bh
>>85478827broccoli or maybe brussels sprouts in small doses
2 liters of beer in
No shoes Horde 4 life
>>85478859Bit early desu when did you start my lad
>>85478870I'm keeping it private x
>>85478872>I'm keeping it private xWhy
if i didn't have to i wouldn't work desu
>>85478570In roblox maybe yeah
Afternoon lads anyone fancy a bum?
>japanese restaurant >white fella in the kitchen
No but I fancy a gape
>'English' Cafe>Turks in the kitchen
>>85478905i alredy have but thank you
life is a highwayi want off
>>85478945life is a rollercoaster you just gota ride it
For me? It's Angela Mao.
Farming aura in the afternoon
>fish and chip shop>owner is a paki
Wankers
>>85478981Come on down, one day only sale extravaganza, half price on halalibut n chips.
Shippy grooming the kids at the end of his street with Fanta and an old issue of Nuts
For me? It's Steven Seagal. Blows all them chinks out the water.
>>85478993There were so many great amateur girls in Nuts. Lots of great spreads of whores out of their own home. Their website had a great amateur section as well where girls uploaded pictures of their tits. Felt more real and natural than the commercialised whoredom of OnlyFans.
FHM have only gone and done a bloody nonce issue, you seen that?
>>85479012We didn't know how good we had it, miss magazines me
Cheeky flyberg landed on my knee. What should I name him?
Bantus pounding heavy on Welpers arse
>>85479021I still have a stack on a box that I take out sometimes. Feels old school, don't it? I remember Nuts having a Freeview channel for a while as well. Lucy Pinder read you bedtime stories, I think. Then again I could have dreamt that.
>>85479017>FHMi didnt know that was still going
>>85479024philip jay
>>85479030Fucking Kerrang and Metal Hammer are still going. The latter is Kerrang 2.0 at this stage.
>>85479034Corr when they came with a cd
>>85479037I remember the newspapers used to put out promotional DVDs of films as well. Got a few episodes of Only Fools that way as well as a few films like Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. I bet they were awful, bottom of the barrel transfers.
Have not been to a British newsagents in years so no idea what magazines they still stock. Thought all porn mags were out of print by now.
>>85479055I'm pretty sure they are but I could be wrong. CEX used to have porn in it but haven't seen that in ages either.
Trading in all my Japanese scat porn to CEX whilst smiling and winking at the goth teenager behind the desk as her long haired obese manager in his thirties scowls at me.
I've never been a normie, I've never been comfortable in normie society, so why am I still trying to be a part of it? I think I was just trying to prove that I could, but I don't think that I should
>>85479055not sure about the porn mags but there are still plenty of car/bike/tractor magazines along with the countless "gossip" mags for the elderly
>>85479080I have realised the same recently. And desu when I go against the grain a bit, and deliberately ostracise myself somewhat and don't follow the crowd, I tend to grow more anyway. Might as well lean into being a bit of a weirdo rather than some half measure attempt at being normal and then never treated as such anyway. Corrr.
>>85478615>and I had to moveI think that's it. Might have been to do with our chat yesterday, we talked about the move.
Women LOVE magazines. Mongs.
The economy is that bad McDonald's aren't doing the monopoly thing this year because they can't afford to give away any prizes.
>>85479145I doubt that. Their CEO probably needs another yacht.
GARY GLITTER HAS PLEADED NOT GUILTYNONCE
Three cocks bumming Welpers shitty arse in tandem
>the man who would be king 4k steelbookcorrrrr
>>85479161The wife did it.
>>85479209Bloody nonces they all go to Thailand. Occasionally see a nonce video on TikTok and it's always in Thai.
>can we expect to find anything on any of your devices?
>>85479255Fuck off you glasses wearing PIG!
>>85479255Wouldn't think you'd find anything anywhere, four eyes
Just done a job interview where I could see tje light slowly dying in their eyes as I answered their questions.I don't think I'll get it.
>>85479276I fucking hate my job and want to kms but I would never quit because I don't ever want to go through the process of applying for a job again.
>>85479255Got a warrant, pig?
do any jobbers in /britfeel/ LIKE their work?every so often someone goes crazy because people dare to be unemployed. but the employeds all hate their work and a few lads are aspiring to become NEETs.
could really go for a 20 pack of marlboro reds right now
>>85479276Lol, iktf anon. It's like you can see the wheels turning inside their head, when they are starting to realise you're a bit strange and not normal or probably even useful enough (speaking for myself here). It not lush at all.I've been back to being a NEET for a few months now and I'm starting to worry I'll never get a job again. The interview process is an allergen.
hope i get the 20 marlboro reds lad in the /britfeel/ secret santa. i've got a cracking gift idea for him.
I'm just trying to NEET for as long as possible without having to go through the job interview humiliation ritualMum is on my case about applying but I try to ignore her. I go to the gym to try and show her that I'm doing something with my life. I far prefer gymceling than rotting in some shite job that I won't even get anyway
*wraps up a bottle of non-alcoholic mulled wine*
>>85479307Yeah, I've always really enjoyed it. I'm not some weirdo who likes misery though, I've just gotten very lucky to get into one of the few enjoyable careers.
Welper crying as yet another Bantu spunks inside his arse
>>85479332it better not be 20 mayfair like last year
>>85479345Why would he be crying? He likes it
>>85479324I must make an okay first impression, but then it steadily goes wrong.They always look like they're expecting me to say more and I just cannot think.>>85479307I've got a part time job that I like fine, but it's not enough money any more. I just take minutes in meetings and even wfh half the time so it's low stress. New boss has started making me write out what tasks I've been doing hour by hour which is awful.
>>85479351>I must make an okay first impression, but then it steadily goes wrong.>They always look like they're expecting me to say more and I just cannot think.This always happens to me. It always ends with the most awkward goodbye where they clearly want nothing to do with me but say some patronising shite
>>85479359They promised to call me either way, and I almost said an email is fine.I don't really want them to offer me friendly advice on how to not fuck up next time.
You lads aren't preparing well enough for these interviews. They aren't a natural social interaction where you have to wing it with charm, it's not like picking up a woman. There's a structure, and a playbook. It should be possible for even the spergiest autist to navigate.
trying to think of this the other way around where you and Sharon are normals interviewing some borderline-autistic lad, both quickly clocking you really don't want him working in your office.
>>85479384ThisYou should let them know straight up that you are willing to suck their dicks for this sales role in Argos
job interviews are just pathetic mid manager power trips
>>85479384>anon learns about the STAR method and becomes Chief Executive
>>85479401Exactly that, I wouldn't say chief executive but it would get them past the interview.
Another Banbury flood is always possible, and Shippy has openly admitted that he secretly wants the waters to rise again just so Hanford has a reason to return.However, even if a flood does hit, Shippy's hopes for a reunion will likely be washed away. Hanford is actively moving on with his life, having been spotted buying B&Q supplies to repair his flood-damaged home. More importantly, he is now holding hands with a new partner who looks exactly like Shippy. Except his head is the shape of a pea. If another evacuation happens, Hanford is much more likely to seek shelter with his new pea-headed companion, leaving Shippy and his "bean dome" high and dry.
Welpers worn out arsehole after a day at the Masjid
preparing sean's arsehole for anal sex
me? working on Pokemon ideas that i can put in a letter and send to the Pokemon devs. i feel like i know what people want and expect.so far i have two. anyone have any monster ideas? leave a pseudonym if you want some credit (i'll only get merch royalties for my ones.)
pokenonce noncing kids with fake graded cards out side the corner shop
feel jittery af today going on the jars now to calm the nerves
Oiled up arseholes
>>85479455then pokenonces have their work cut out for them tbqh. some kid will understand grading, but not what a Voltorb is. they'll make Among Us jokes at picrel. dunno how ANY street trader puts up with people.me, i used to just get free promo cards IN the corner shop and the man didn't even want to bugger me. he just didn't understand what they were, they weren't stock he bought in or had prices for.
>>85479453>anyone have any monster ideas?Little mouse thing
>>85479468i'd offer you a marlboro red but im out im afraid
>>85479476smoking is disgusting af dont understand why anybody would do it
I'm 22 and my parents baby me and I don't know what to do. They treat me like a kid and I feel like it's made me regress a bit, I'm already a loner retard NEET but it's reinforced in my head that I am too childlike for the outside world and to do 'mature' things like drinking or going out with friends. And to some extent that is true because I haven't grown up much at all compared to people I knew. But at the same time I know I have loving parents who are there for me and I should cherish every moment I can with them because so many people don't have this, and if I went on a more wayward path I'd disappoint them, abandon them as my other siblings have gone off and they've split up and are both alone now or not get to spend as much time with them. I don't know I feel trapped.
>>85479453I have an idea, whingyfag a scrawny dweeb hiding behind a computer screen, best move? Regaling mummy with his tales of internet battles with the beast that lives in his head.
>>85479479I used to do it so I could talk to girls in the smoking area of bars.Don't ever leave the house now so I've stopped.
>>85479479so is drinking
It's mental how boring my life actually is. Sometimes I do nothing but stare at the ceiling for literal hours yet I never have the energy to get anything done.
>>85479468iktf. dislike this teetotalism thing still.ordered a burrito yesterday with my PIP money, they were out of the fancy Jarritos bottles of pop ;_;so i decided to get a Corona but that cancelled my promo (i don't know why they add these exceptions whenever there's ANY booze in the order)for the best i suppose. never liked Corona but maybe one bottle would make me want more bottles? imagine going full scale over a small bottle to accompany a burrito.
Bit weird lowercase seether is jelly of some cardboard doodles.
>>85479492I used to be the same.You would find the energy if you needed to, the fact that you are able to lie around all day shows that you're pretty comfortable.
>riding home from work>start to get a strong smell of burning plastic >oh fug >start looking for cooked wires>find nothing>look around>the massive scrap yard a few miles away is on fire (again) and stinking the place out>a huge cloud of shit is wafting over everyone It must be some form of insurance fraud tbqh, they are "burning down" every few months
>>85479491Drinks taste goodSmoking stinks
two wanks in the past hour and honestly I may squeeze out one more before 5
>>85479483>>85479492become a gymcel
>>85479501NTA but inherited loads of money, never have to work again me i dont but now i just waste my life away doing nothing it a blessing and a curse
>>85479506I'm already fairly fit and do cardio at home. I don't think going to the gym would give me autonomy, I can drive and go out when I want but it doesn't really solve my issue of feeling chained to my parents or feeling like and being treated like a child.
>>85479504so do winos
>>85479483you're still young and in the best years of your life to "do things". idk, you know how you wouldn't turn up to a secondary school club and start chatting?well obviously adults at any age can form clubs and be mates, but your opportunities drop at 30. like i just don't want to go play Dungeons & Dragons or Magic: The Gathering in a public group with actual teenagers, i just don't.maybe you don't like actual nightclubbing but now's like the best time in your life to meet friends/lovers (even over stupid apps) and do activities you don't feel "too old" for.like you may feel you'll never ever have a gf but imagine that 10-20 years down the line.
>>85479505never understand how anybody can wank more than once a day>>85479506retard hobby for retards
Smelly gaped arse
>>85479512Most people do waste a lot of time desu, it's not something to worry about too much.If you spend 30 minutes a day on your hobby I think you're doing more than most people are for themselves.
>>85479483Beginning your adult life isn't a "wayward path" lad. It's exactly what your parents (should) want for you. Both of your parents went out, had fun, fell in love and had children. And now you're denying yourself the same opportunities out of a twisted sense of obligation to them.
Chika used to be a heavy drinker
>>85479512Find some kind of purpose in life before alcohol and drugs find you
>>85479540Now he's just heavy
Me? Had to move out of my parents home at 18, wasnt even my choice
>>85479549I moved out of my parents home at 18 by choice.
>>85479520>>85479536Thank you. >And now you're denying yourself the same opportunities out of a twisted sense of obligation to them.I would be a lot less attached if they were still together or had found new partners but my mum is very clingy as I am the only one of my siblings who hasn't moved away and my dad says he is fine but it breaks my heart seeing him alone on the sofa most nights. My brother lives at home too but he never goes to visit my mum and spends most of his time in his room so the responsibility falls on me.
I move into my parents home at 18 under unclear circumstances
>>85479551good for you, big man
Me? Used to be homeless for a brief period of time
>>85479562I understand lad. But you've also got a responsibility to yourself. And you can balance your responsibilities. You can still see your parents. You don't have to move to Australia.
>>85479563in the future? are you underage? might have to report this post
>>85479571Same here, brutal isn't it? Even though it was many years ago I don't think I've fully relaxed since.
>>85479571alri ian beale
>>85479577if you did you'd be announcing a report, ickle fella
>>85479571It's not as bad as people think it is.
>>85479610do you not worry about anyone hurting you? or stealing essentials like your phone from you while you sleep?
>>85479610How are you doing these days lad?
>>85479611he hides his phone in his gape
Really getting into Italo-disco, lads
>>85479638If you're happy I'm happy
>>85479562as the other anon says, you can 'stay involved'. like that's a good thing to do, and something anyone has to accept when they leave the nest.me? i was 'on call' all the time to my parents and it was so refreshing when i left and could actually relax. but i still kept in touch and visited, it didn't all collapse at home because i wasn't there. your parents are still your own people, and you're your own person.so basically, find a flat, call your mum once a week.
Nonce general for subhumans isn't itNonces will say otherwiseSubhumans will say otherwise
>>85479575>>85479649Thanks for the help, I appreciate it.
>>85479669as a subhuman, i don't think this thread is for nonces.
>he uses a generalisation about a thread he's posting in
Rancid cummies oozing from a gaped arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUtQvwBZ6JIa lush remaster indeed
>he'slol
Wish I wasn't such a coomer/constantly horny but modern society makes it pretty difficult with all the scantily clad women about. Maybe the Islamists are onto something. I CAN'T help myself. It's a woman's job to COVER UP!
ESL can't into our language.
my farts smell horrible today
>order from THIS supermarket, approx. delivery time 22 mins>'aight cool'>now arrives 5:16 PM>and the order was placed 30 mins ago>shopper hasn't even started the actual shopping yet>i am bound to get crazy/worse substitutions i have been TRICKED ;___;
>company has a sale or sends out coupons>puts price of everything beforehand thinking we wouldn't noticetale as old as time
>drivel>shitemore drivel
>>85479742Argos did this recently. I was looking at a new tv for 350 and during the world cup they increased the price by 30 quid and said it was on sale. The lying rotten cunts.
>drivel>shite>more drivelmore shite
>>85479749>>85479766I wish there was more shite and drivel here. It can at least be funny sometimes. Unlike some of the more "serious" boring posts from autists
Favourite Ian Huntley moment?
>>85479781When he killed two teenagers and then pretended he didn't and inserted himself into the investigation. FUCKING CLASSIC THAT WAS!
Bantus ganging up on welpers bumhole
>>85479781That hilarious, classic interview he did in front of his house. "I d-d-didn't know the girls." Haha, fucking clown
>W-well the girls - I d-don't know the girls, I was stood on the front doorstep grooming me dog down, she'd come back a bit of a messHahaha fucking hell he stepped in shit with that!! Banter boy RIP
Must really suck to be Jewish right now. The left hates you. The far right hate you. The right is becoming suspicious.
Ian Huntley wasn't jewish and people hated him. Doesn't add up
Ian Huntley deserved those little cuntleys.
Watching Lesbian space princess right now. Feels sort of like the culmination of something. The sort of thing made by someone who was a teenage girl on Tumblr in the early 2010s.
Ah britfeel is talking about their favourite subject again. Child raping murderers.
>>85479843Vibe shift makes it feel out sort of anachronistic. Wonder if the woke will be like the last hippies standing who carried on the lifestyle deep into the 80s and 90s.
>>85479861He didn't rape them lad
What Ian Huntley did is a fucking disgrace and it saddens me that some people here find it somehow funny, or like it's a brilliant, transgressive thing to bring up. I was victimised when I was younger, and I promise you that if it happened to you, you wouldn't be laughing. I'll always carry the pain of what happened to me in that horsebox
They came on to him. Ian, that is.
Whippy shippy shippingtonshire
>>85479901I actually believe that might be true. It's not completely out of the question
welpers gaped arsehole
saw some weights in a skip when i went for a nightwalk some months ago, if i had got them i could have been hench by now
Off for a cold shower.
just rang that Morrisons. turns out there's a cheat code where if you press 9, it lets you speak to a (real) manager.now she's told some lad to get packing my order ASAP, corrr. (would rather just cancel it if they're dead busy tbf.)
>>85479982Nonce-coded behaviour
>>85479997Takes a nonce to know a nonce I suppose?
>all 13 items found>no weird substitutions>roast beef sarnies for tea tonight
>>85478528I'm a fairly normal lad, been posting since 2013 then improved myself into my mid 20s, maybe not the bigliest of moves but im solid on paper int it
>>85480008imagine saying this in court
>>85480026There should really be a law like that. In the sense that if you want to work for the police hunting down nonces, the nonces should be able to apply to the court to have the policeman's hard drives checked
>>85478615I had one the other week where I lost my job and started grave robbing and taking bodies from heroin dens etc which moved into selling pieces of bodies for weirdos. Had them all stuffed into a storage locker which had multiple massive freezers but as the dream progressed I was running out of space and the power kept going off. I dont think ive ever been so stressed, was too real as well, could smell them and see them in vivid detail.
I was accused of being a nonce at a family function after I said "little boys love to fart." Haven't attended once since.
I was accused of farting at a family function after I farted.
Wonder if there has ever been a lesbian nonce. Not like a grown woman who has sex with a teenage girl. I mean a proper demonic nonce.
I was accused of looking for someone to start a family with at a farting function
Never been to a family function
in RE we had to right an essay about our family traditions, i just said something to the affect of 'when its someone's birthday we go out for a meal'daft libtard lisa simpson boomer teacher didn't like that
Extreme Anal Gapage classic WelpWelper style
>>85480065There definitely have been loads yeah. An online lesbian paedo ring got taken down many years ago, I remember reading about it
me? didn't grow up with a conventional family, 2 parents on bennies because they refused to work again after the 2008 financial crisis so retired early on bennies and neetmaxxed, rest of dads side didn't speak to each other, mums side consisted of my evil alcoholic Buddhist turned grandma who refused to speak to me ever again when I became a teenager and my auntie who ive never really interacted with. Suppose its less to worry about not having much family, never had to go to anything.
Was Shippy actually a paedophile or was he just being edgy to score some cool guy points here?
>>85480109No one can give you a verified answer to that lad. I suspect he doesn't have a sexual preference in the obvious sense. He seems like a sexual opportunist.
>>85480109Het got 3 years for noncing lad
>>85480128Literally not true at all, he was doing networking infrastructure and technical support for a nonce ring. The court documents specifically said that he was being charged with assisting their crimes from a technical perspective and he wasn't found with any material on his own drives
>>85480109He sent to prison for 3 years. Unfortunately, he was victim to a stairwell nonce bashing, leaving him braindead and quadraspazzed on a life-glug.
>>85480214The saddest part is no one could tell the difference between before and after the nonce bashing
they should do those tests they did to test for Nazi spies/sympathisers in WW2>hmm well...SS officers should be tortured and killed, but their children...? nah.(obvious Nazicase)do that, but for nonces. it's not enough to just torture the pederasts themselves, but their entire network of supporters and enablers.
>>85480247Well Shippy got three years in jail for essentially just doing IT for them, so I'd say their supporters and enablers do get taken down. Another lad who used to post here got a police caution for donating to a paedo ring too. Another case where he wasn't a paedo himself but just a supporter/fan.
*rides a horse through /britfeel/*
Welpers large Prolapse
stupid mini eclairs, tricking mejust little penis-size things aren't they? not massive cakes.so, 'okay i'll have two. nah, four. they're quite light.'now my insides hurt and it was NOT worth it.also eclair/iced buns/similar packaging designers:don't have the icing pushed right up against the plastic window. they're sat in plastic moulds on the inside, just set them down by say 1/4", so all the icing doesn't come off on the inside.
>>85480262Mental that there are actually people out there like that, who'd be a "fan" of a noncing group?
Never even tasted a fanny
saw a lovely mid-century modern furniture setsadly beyond my means as a neet however
>>85480262it's scary knowing HOW connected to something dodgy you COULD be.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPeric0AVPodid you know pirating videos means you support gangs and terrorism, lads? ^ probs not the case. but maybe the drugs we buy ARE connected to Narcos on an international level, and county lines gangs on a local level. all sorts of horrific stuff there tbdesu.
>>85480311It was complicated but essentially the nonce group created an image encryption algorithm that he really liked. He was a fan of them despite the noncing rather than because of it
>>85480346this is so spooky, like a cutscene that plays at the end of the command and conquer mission
>>85478154Absolutely atrocious edition mate
>>85480262>>85480311so were they sharing stuff, or was it like 'advocacy', or what? spooky how many high-profile celebs and politicians were just part of PIE back in the day.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange#1970s_membership_list_handed_to_BBC_in_2024so there IS a list, police know the list, the Beeb probably can't just publish it (which is fair enough).compare this to how much people were gunning for the Epstein files. the slightest link or one email to/from the guy, compared to a whole list of British nonces that hasn't been followed up.
>thought I owned a film that I didn'tFuck sake had to go buy it, didn't I?
>>85480391did you watch it without owning it?then you are funding ILLEGAL ARMS SALES de lad
Bantu Bollock Batter inside Welpers Wuttocks
anyone convicted of noncing should be executed and all their descendants mandatory sterilized we must eradicate the nonce gene
>>85480399No I furiously searched my collection until I realised I never actually bought it. Now it's OOP but luckily HMV still had a copy. The Chalk Garden (1964).
85480262lad is telling porkies
The Big Gape Manifesto:1) Big gapes are the best2) Get high all the time
okay me lads at this point i've JUST ABOUT HAD IT of seeing picrel everywhere. image hosts have always died, you'd see those red crosses or ImageShack warnings, fine, nothing new.but the images are STILL THERE it was THEIR DECISION to block the UK, reeeee.Rimgo frontends just werk and let you view an Imgur image:https://rimgo.codeberg.page/there's loads.my question is: is there any script/extension to automatically just try and load Imgur images from a Rimgo instance? LibRedirect redirects links/URLs, but i don't think it can do this with an image inside a page.
>shippy got three years in jaillmao
Yeah because it's so much better to buy movies legally and be funding legal arms sales instead that are turning Gaza into a car park.
Another keylogger?
>>85480454Some mental gymnastics here de lid. Me? Flatten Gaza and Israel IMO. The entire Middle East in fact.
>>85480462If downloading a film illegally funds legal arms sales (somehow?), then buying a film legally funds legal arms sales.
>>85480443>shippy got three years in jailProof?
>>85480479I just buy the films I don't kick Palestinian children in the head (unfortunately).
It's always feels like Somebody's gaping meeeeAnd I have no privacy Oh, oh, oh
Gapwing at large gapes
>>85480462>Me? Flatten Gaza and Israel IMO. The entire Middle East in fact.
>>85480501You like the Middle East do you? They don't like us.
>>85480441If you're my fren, drop me a message on the Discord and I'll see what I can do.
Continuing rating every Haribo packet they have in my local corner shop.Haribo Pixels. These I liked a lot. I'd describe them as being similar to those fizzy rainbow belts, just thicker and chopped up. Quite a decent amount in the pack too. Very nice, and would likely get them again.
>>85480506>drop me a message on the paedocord
>>85480379Yeah the group was sharing stuff in both cases. Just a classic paedo ring really, not a kind of political advocacy thing. But they were advanced in terms of their technology apparently. Don't know all of the ins and outs of that
>>85480507I'd like them as part of a sour mix but a whole bag of just them seems a bit much
Not had a bag of tangspastics in ages
>>85480507Try Twin Snakes and The Smurfs. They're the best.
might try that Pokemon Snakewood. i should try Pokemon Clover some time (and i trust 4chan autists to understand putting a good game together).but this has Zombie Pokemons and dark cultists and animu references/randumb in-jokes? sounds k i n o .
Shippy is a good friend of a man called Ad van den Berg, who was the leader of the Dutch pro-pederasty organisation Vereniging Martijn.They aren't mates because Shippy is a paedo though, it's unrelated.
>>85480529you need to start good boy points maxxing lad
Is there actually a britfeel discord? Gimmie a link I gotta see.
>>85480534>but this has Zombie Pokemons and dark cultists and animu references/randumb in-jokes? sounds k i n o .sounds like the most 2016 reddit thing ever
>>85480540Not really lad, there's just groups of people who've clustered around Poleaboo and Lollers.
>>85480540It's a le secret club of former britfeel personalities
>>85480534Looks cool. Any decent mystery dungeon mods out there?
>>85480543first release was in 2010. my understanding is he wanted his epic dark n edgy story, grew up a bit, and finished it in 2012 (with better hacking skills but less commitment to the silliness).did Reddit take over that type of thing? seems like it would have been Tumblr's bread n butter. but i remember every indie/fan game forum having this nonsense.>hey guise i made an RPG Maker game where it's Final Fantasy characters crossed with Inuyasha characters, but it's about rape and torture (13+ WARNING!!!)fun times for silly internet shenanigans.
>>85480540why would you want to be on a discord server with a bunch of nonces?
might pull a socrates, lads
>>85480575Same reason I'm here posting in a thread with them. For a laugh
>He isn't in the UK CHAIRMAN's official discord.
Any Discord is usually a circle jerk with a fag mod and a bunch of nonce arse lickers. Usually always a woman who gets all the attention as well.
Whippy Shippy from Shippington
>>85480590why yes, how could you tell?(assume i went through the effort of finding a chad image for this post)
>>85480592That's not the case in our discord. I don't think the moderation powers have ever once been used by anyone
>>85480623Then why don't you faggots ever post the link? Just a bunch of secretive nonces.
i hope suffix seeking lad is doing ok
Shippy putting his throbbing cock in Welpers Bottom
>>85480592this is why i genuinely suggested IRC for a while, because i think the culture of it is less 'cliquey' than Discord tends to go (i mean it's there, but it's there in any pseudonymous chatroom really).i have a couple of posters on Discord now but i try to stick to it as Gamer MSN. there was such a weird shift when Discord servers became the norm. i WAS in an tabletop games server years ago and a moderator went on a weird power trip picking out random users and asking if they 'support trans rights', and anyone who challenged it got permabanned.and this wasn't like, kids, it was adults whose names were professionally connected to actual books they had published. and the other mods didn't want to do anything for a while because THEY didn't want to be seen as anti-trans, or something...?sort of Discord weirdness you hear about, but seeing it in action, i decided, 'yeah, i'm out.' Linux nerds who run IRC servers understand how to be grown-ups.
Prevent here.You're not up to a terrorism are you lot?
>>85480685That's very similar to my experience. I honestly prefer my chatrooms to be fully anonymous with a chat cooldown to prevent spamming. Anything else is bollocks.
>>85480718*hides a catapult behind him* no sir good honest lids we are sir
>>85480646Maybe ask yourself?
what games we playing lads xbeen playing this war of mine. it's so good really enjoying it x
>>85480748i'm bored of all my gamesany recommendations?i've played this war of mine it's good. i enjoyed those raids where you kill everyone and steal all their shit
>>85480748That's an old game. Prefer State of Decay 2, me. Similar? Sort of.
Still can't work out why he did it. Might write to him and ask why.
>>85480769don't think they're very comparable lad x>>85480759frostpunk is great made by the same devs. would reocmmend tht x
>>85480773At least he isn't a Slovakian immigrant baby stabber.
>>85480777They are ackshually. Not in style but in gameplay. Base management, scavenging, killing other survivors. SEE? SEE?!
>>85480777Wonder if Frostpunk is any good on console.
>>85480787read a reddit thread for you lad. apparently it's good x
Saw some fucking DAPPER Apus at Feel Street Carnival at the weekend. Saw dozens of different rare breeds like the Mackem Mudtoad and even a Huitlopoche Helper and a Frendito Bandito and there were exotic Beige Buffet food vans all through town. Wasn't keen on Seether's Day though.
Welper sending fan mail to Varley
>>85480800Thanks lid, added it to my PS wishlist.
>>85480806No Texas Tallpus? Their long legs make them pretty unique. Bred for riding horses back in the 1800s.
>>85480817They only had Dwarf Texas Tall-Pus there. Better suited for ponies, sadly. Hopefully they're there next year.
>>85480741Very good, carry on.*targets a mentally deficient white male to buy 20 machetes at once*
Frostpunk?More like Frot-Spunk.
>a jury with no expertise in how the law works can decide your fate>you can be found guilty just by witness testimony of one person>if you are male vs female in court you are going to get fucked over because juries always believes women
Dawn Light sex arse
>>85480826Fucking cruel to breed them like that. They always have breathing problems as well as incontinence issues because their willies are so small.
Noticed some mong on askuk just posting their sprog going back to school in their uniform. Imagine having parents like that who post your photos everywhere before you are even an adult. Horrible fucking era.
Swear every time there's a countersignature post every month there. Must be a right pain getting your passport countersigned. Wish we'd have a better system...don't we something called DNA? When you get arrested the police don't need a countersignature to verify who you are.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1w5fwks/can_i_counter_sign_my_friends_brothers_passport/
>>85480853hated having my photo taken as a bairn (still do, and look at how the world has gone).it's nice gathering these memories, but they're for you and your family. actual photo albums, either in a drawer or some computer folder.publishing them to show off your little'uns like they're some fashion accessory you'll get compliments on...does make me feel un-womfy, that whole culture.
>As someone who recently sat on a jury, I would never want to be tried by a jury. As the trial was pretty recent, I don't think I can say more. Except, I've never been so disappointed in a bunch of people. I had to do therapy afterwards, mainly because I was just a mess afterwards due to the people I encountered on the jury.>I did jury service last year. There were perhaps, my estimation, three or four of us actually listening to the evidence and who tried to understand the case. The rest of the jury were just bodies to make up the numbers. One juror never even spoke all the time we were there. Just sat and sulked. He had no fucking idea what was happening. Imagine going to court as a defendant. Scary.
>>85480875yeah i dunno what there is to prove, really. it reminds me of the early voter ID schemes, before they added the free Voter Authority Certificates (which still take an application, and elderly people could use e.g. a bus pass...?)utter non-problem. you had my name and address for a dozen previous elections and a couple of referendums. worked fine. under the new system, i would just not vote if they hadn't added in the proviso that you COULD use an expired passport.i don't need a new passport for actually passing ports, i don't see what the countersignatures prove. i was born here, i actually have my birth certificate, i have an NHS and National Insurance number. 'my' GP doesn't actually know me because i don't have 'a' GP, and i'm not pals with the local vicar or something.guess they'd better deport me back to...Teesside?
>>85480894Yeah they should all be kept private, ideally not on any online service. Unfortunately it's all too convenient to share stuff on whatsapp and facebook...boomers have learnt how to use phones in recent years. Sometimes when I update me mum's phone, I check the whatsapp and she's got many of her friends sending them photos of their kids. It's just fucking wrong.
So Lindsay Clancy was 'hearing voices' that told her to kill her kids? Okay, so why not ignore them? I mean, if you had actual people in real life rather than obvious auditory hallucinations telling you to kill your kids you'd tell the person to fuck off and you of course wouldn't do it. And she hasn't been hearing voices since? But also I know if I one day woke up and had no memory of the night before but subsequently found out I'd killed my kid, I'd actually commit suicide, or at the very least plead guilty/no contest to any charges because I did it and recognise that I should deserve punishment. Clancy has at every step of the way, aimed to reduce her sentence and pleaded not guilty. Her 'suicide' attempt was a laughable jump out a 1st floor window onto some grass and a light cut on one wrist.She isn't a remorseful mother who had a moment of psychosis. She is a narcissistic mother who hated her children and planned to kill them. She did so methodically, deliberately and gruesomely. She has attempted to escape justice at every opportunity and is relying on an interpretation of 'insane' to be read into law that would, by definition, imply that anyone guilty of murder could never be sane to begin with.And you know what? There's at least a mid-level double digit percentage of women who are completely and totally on her side (they've even crowd funded over a million dollars for her). Fucking grim. Give her the chair.
>>85480914Because they think you could have stolen that birth certificate, NHS/NI number from someone's drawer. It cannot prove your identity. It just shows you have those documents. Meanwhile "17 year old" men with greying beards come over here every week and get citizenship under fake names/date of births.
Wonkey, if you see this before you check Discord, yeah, check Discord.
Gaping a welpers gaped arse then bumming it
Her pussy is mental though, imagine the grip as she thinks about murdering you as you shoot your load into her looking at those doe brown eyes knowing every drop of your semen is soaking into her bloodstream and going stright to her brain.Hnnnngg
>>85480997A bumming following a double gape? Lush lad
>walk by in balaclava>police stop you as you are "hiding your identity and that is grounds for suspicion">they make you take off your balaclava or face arrest>if you wear a burka they let you walk past without any issuesFucking state of this shithole country now. Coming soon to every council CCTV operator.
>>85481015dont worry lad, it only affects people who leave the boxroom
>>85481032They tried to bring age verification to GNU/Linux and failed. KEK.
Finally taken the paper plate pill.No more washing up for me lads if that's alright with you? You think I'm playing Hazel? Washing up might be for you but it's most definitely no longer for me.
>>85481045a glorious day for the gnu/linux noncebase
>>85480927yeah i don't want to be TOO much of a stuck-up prick because yeah, mums will show photos of their kids to their friends and that might be embarrassing but it's nothing new.just the offline equivalent was a family album or a few snaps from the chemist you just had developed, outside the school gates. there's a wider audience and a whole comment system/culture on Facebook, it's not the same as just showing your loved ones your new baby photos.we've passed that point where it's become normal, so younger millennials and zoomers think it's fine to just photograph everything and publish those photographs. you're not in the background of someone's holiday snaps, you're front-and-centre in a public YouTube video. PINAC, but how about just asking permission, basic manners?
>>85481051I did that for a while. Bit tricky with sloppy food or if loads of gravy on, but also quite a handy (lazy boi dream) thing to have around.
cool, i love paper fibre in my food
It's Windows users who are wronguns. Just watch detective documentaries and sometimes they show a screenshot of files. You can tell it's Windows because they start with C:\. It's either Windows or some Android phone directory layout.
>>85481054You just can't help yourself can you? You see linux and you shout nonce and giggle to yourself in your smelly boxroom. Rinse and repeat. What a fucking life.
>>85481100Literally never seen a nonceumentary where it was clear the nonce was using linux. It's ALWAYS windows.
>>85481058It's so weird now especially with AI helping the process. I searched my online game name on YouTube and it showed me in some no name streamer's multiplayer match from years ago (must've done some OCR on the video). There wasn't any mention of the name in the title or description of the video. You can detect your face online now if it has shown up in the background of a photo.
>>85481100>>85481113how many noncing documentaries do you watch? bit weird frankly>>85481108lol nerve struck
>>85481129On those detective programmes they cover a variety of crimes. It's almost always a phone that helps through location services and deleted messages, photos etc that have not yet had TRIM applied.
Imagine all of the content moderators, having to watch CSAM and other fucked-up shit and get paid for it. Horrific.
>>85480540I'm not part of a group/server/channel. I just have a few of the lads on Discord that I DC with.
It's neither windows users nor linux users who are the wronguns, it's the childab users that are the wronguns.
>>85481162sounds like loller's dream job
bad bitch on me and i told her pop her pussy
>>85481097It's already in your food. You'll be mind broken when you find out how much stuff has literal sawdust in (cellulose)
Non-ASCII Yesterday, 1 September 2026, Curtis Arnold was due to have his appeal heard at Aylesbury Crown Court regarding his Chequers trespass conviction.But the case wasn't heard.The court ran out of time and the appeal has now been relisted for April 2027.That means the existing outcome remains in place for now, including the four-month suspended prison sentence, while the appeal remains outstanding.And this comes as another major blow for Arnold: DJE Media has been demonetised by YouTube, meaning advertising revenue is no longer being paid through the channel.
>A 35-year-old man who admitted recording details of vehicles parked within Lurgan police station on his mobile phone has been given an 18-month jail sentence.>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c17je72jkv8oAuditors do this all the time. They don't mess around in Northern Ireland.
top 5 britfeel topics:hhlssmauditorslinuxdvds
Gonna be absolutely buzzing half the night after that cup of tea and I'll be pissing like a racehorse (already was after my cuppa earlier). FUCK!
passmongs back craving attention
give me attention x
>>85480806good thing they got rid of the tadpu parade proper nonces paradise that
>>85481208It's fucking mental how a nonce auditor with a SHPO can still go round filming women and girls in public. The British police are a fucking joke. YouTube should fucking throw him off the platform - no sex offenders allowed. END OF.
>>85481216Had a Blu-ray arrival today but keeping it private. It was The Heiress (1949).
Greggs is doing a promotion where if you don't like their steak bake with stilton, you get a free normal steak bake as well.Steak bakes on for freeeee.
>>85481100>some Android phone directory layout.yeah i clock this in those crime programmes. i don't know how they unlock the phones (or if they even need to) but they're scrolling through>/Android/media/com.whatsapp/WhatsApp Media Files/or whatever. i don't know how they see the messages, but even notifications end up in that Android notification log.your mad end-to-end-encrypted messaging service, and yet the police can just see locally that you sent Accomplice Andy>hey mate check out my new guns!>[gun_collection.jpg]right there on the local filesystem.
Mum look they're talking about my loser badge!!
>>85481236wouldn't eat that slop if they paid me
>>85481236My 25yo greggs rose probably has to humiliate herself every day wearing that. Poor babe.
>>85481241cellebrite
I SAID I WAS FUCKING KEEPING IT PRIVATE!
>>85481230mint xx enjoy mate
for me its lush remasters
>>85481264Lots of lush remasters on Blu-ray DVDs.
porking gaped male arse
>>85481162when i tried (and failed) to become a counsellor/psychotherapist, one of my tutors had worked with the police, which included the cyber crimes lads who had to sift through it all.it really got to some blokes who were otherwise hardcases. they could stomach gory crime scenes, but not scrolling through a paedophile's hard drive.
What the fuck is the difference between a DVD and a Blu-ray? They all go in the same hole.
*greens your horse*
>>85481241They use their face photo or a model of their fingerprint to unlock the phone if it hasn't been switched off. If they are not using biometrics, I guess you can eventually bruteforce the PIN (4 to 6 digits wouldn't take too long). Very few use a password option to unlock because it's inconvenient.
>>85481276IMO laserdiscs are larger so they SHOULD be better...? nobody is going around saying UMDs or GameCube discs have 'the best transfers'.
What number are you on the Gaped Batty Chart? I can't beat Helper's Ten but on a good day I can make it to a 3.
>>85481230have you seen twilight of the warriors walled in?
not a fan of this gape gimmick, got to be said.
>>85481279If I saw this happening, I think I would have to batter the person and make them lose their teeth on the pavement. If it was some girl being raped or beaten up though I'd just walk by as the police have accused me of making foids uncomfortable
>>85481279i'd ask why but i suppose its really a question of why not
>>85481283>Gaped Batty Board.png are those not just the willy equivalent of an orchidometer?
>>85481254When I was arrested they just asked for the code in custody.
>>85481290try /int/ that is a blue board?
>>85481283At my best? Maybe a 6 or 7. I long for a 10.
>>85481311it's just an unfunny gimmick to be honest. don't care that it's a bit naughty or whatever
>>85481298why would you attack a vet for performing treatment on a horse?proper wrong un you
had this kino pop up on the youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpzTT17iXSQ&list=WL&index=6
britfeel went proper gay this year
Ass blasting a gaped male arse
>>85481324Quit moaning then softy
>>85481298this is where i feel like some expert comes in and tells us that horse-greening is a standard practice, it's totally normal, the horses don't feel anything, and it's actually for a useful purpose (hi-vis horse riding at night, perhaps).
>>85481334not moaning, just bringing it up mate
>>85481331>>85481271you're contributing to the gayness?
>>85481348thats not me mate
>>85481331It was bumsesh anon who introduced so many lads here to the ways of the bumsesh.
>>85481352Not your mate, 18s to reply, crikey. Freak with a pass!
>>85481281UMDs were fucking BASED.>>85481287No, lid. Where to watch modern HK films legally? I sometimes use those funny named apps for C-Dramas.
>>85481362umds were cringe, trash anti consumer propitiatory garbage
Got some sensations thai sweet chilli crisps, tub of ben and jerrys and some milka choccy. Gonna watch a film and have a womfy evening. Might watch Jurassic Park.
>>85481328does he have the 'Fargo accent'?quite like the cadence this lassie in Farscape has. apparently the actress is Australian, but she does the whole 'will looky-here' accent. Fargo-esque IM(ignorant)O.
I will continue to draw divine power from the Bumsesh and distribute it to my kin and followers. I will continue to broadcast gape power upon the Seshposts, so that it will touch each soul in /britfeel/, and then more broadly, across the waters to the rest of /r9k/ and 4chan. In time, every mortal in 4chan shall feel the liberating contact with the bumsesh.
You lot have the humour of a 12 year old.
Gaping shitty gapes
>>85481371SHUT UP! You're right...but they were a cool novelty for playing movies on the PSSPSSPSS
>>85481359bit mean that x
>>85481382Inject the power directly into my rosebud master
People actually iron their underwear? The fuck is the point?
You could watch TV on the GBA.
Ordering pizza on my Nintendo Wii console.
Normie cattle will pre-order GTA VI for 120 quid and never regret it or realise how fucking retarded they are.
i never bought any, but i remember downloading some of these 'Game Boy Advance Video' ROMs. it was either wait for a 700 MB aXXo rip, or quickly grab a 64 MB GBA ROM. smaller resolution, but how bad could it be...?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyOfPZQl4MIgod damn.
You could install GNU/Linux on the PS3.
>>85481416Why should I not play GTA VI lad?
>>85481362not sure i'm afraid. it's worth a watch, got sammo in it. based on a manga so bit goofy at points but still decent>>85481374did you opt for the new ridged ones??
>>85481424didn't they remove this in later firmware?blew my mind it was just there in the original release. some menu option>Install Linuxwhoa.did it create a new partition and dual-boot, or could you just replace the firmware as-standard, or what?
>>85481424remember when the us military bought a fuck ton ps3s and built a super computer?and thats why computer parts are poor loss leaders
You can bluetooth porn onto those wireless screens that display the menus in fast food places
might set up my new computer mouse.hard work, but someone's got to do it.
Pretending to listen to bladee to pull alt-girls xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDajKZ3ytdY
>>85481450*plugs in usb*Phew! Need a wizza, a wokkle and a wank to recover from that grind.
>>85481450You and the keyboard going to kick its head in?
>>85481440Yes for "security reasons". I think it was initially to avoid taxes in some regions - to classify it as a computer rather than a video games console. I never tried it but you were very limited and couldn't use all the system resources.>>85481442Yes remember that too.
my cat is such a little scaredy cat, whenever theres a strange noise he comes and gets my lap cowering daftie, love him x
>>85481461who holds her its not me im a loner xxloads of baddies at bladee concerts mate
>>85481479post picture de lid
>>85481416It's 90 quid mate and it looks good.
>>85481491sounds like requesting a dox to me
>>85481417I had one that had like three SpongeBob episodes on it. Bretty cool but a shitty experience. The BASED experience was using my neighbour's internet to download Brazzers previews to my PSP.
>>85481430It's on Sky Cinema. FUCKING GAY. Not paying for that SHITE.
>>85481382How many bumseshes is too many bumseshes?
Never watched Perfect Blue. Worth a watch?
I will probably not be able to play GTA VI for another two years as I am on PC and also only interested in GTA VI Online
what do you guys think Jamie Varley would think of 'Death Note'
>>85481523Yeah, it's really good. There's a 4K coming out but I'm happy with my Blu-ray for now, aren't I? Oh aye.
>>85481523>Never watched Perfect Blue. Worth a watch?Yep.
>>85481498just want to see his pussycat lad :(
>>85481523watch black swan instead x
Gaped backside of a male
>>85481462oh lad you don't know the half of it>sticker on the box didn't simply unpeel>(required scissors, knife, then a razorblade)>USB receiver took a (different, butter) knife to pop out>USB receiver was unrecognised by broken/low-power front USB ports>had to plug it in the back but now we comfy. not as beefy as a previous Gamer(TM) mouse i had, but me and this Logitech G305 are GOING PLACES.
gaped cat arsehole taking a stinky shit in the litterbox
New thread needed asap, anxiety picking up
>>85481577Never like logitech desu, they insist upon themselves
already miss my old mouse, lads.not one of those lads who feels comfortable with change.
I'll be reading a book while the goyim play GTA6 at 30fps on the ugly goybox5.
Smelly incels crying about everything
ungaped arses getting gaped by an AI shippy
>>85481596weird company to apply this gimmick to, tbqh.picrel? THEY insist upon themselves.
Speedrunning gaping a male arse
making the apu sell video game collection to buy book
>>85481651sound like he need grammar booklearn him words that taught not by you
Supermarket ranking (on the ones i've been to anyway)1. M&S2. Lidl3. Co-op4. Waitrose5. Tesco6. Sainsburys7. Asda8. Morrisons9. Iceland
>>85481614I remember these in the mid 2000s they were like 50 quid for a single cable and no better than a standard hdmi cable and dumb boomers fell for it because it came in a sophisticated packaging.
Helper getting his skull caved in by a Bantu
>>85481682didn't they claim it had gold plating on the connectors which made the picture look better?
how apu get spacca payout by fake owner abuse de lids??ask as i am not toad but know toad who want ask de lids.
>>85481696yep gold plating was a common scam, it got people initially because on old scart connectors gold plating actually did something
>>85481698shit and piss self make up create fake injury
>>85481674what a weird list
simon pegg playing a paedophile in brass eye crack me up man x
Watching Spaced S1E1
>when even your 'kohai' thinks you're a cringe 'baka' and they're not even being 'tsundere'
Simon pegg and Nick frost in a 3 part comedy film series where it's just them two bumming for 90 mins
>>85481752>intergenerational sexcor it's the term they WOULD call itmind you, the one woman says 'sewerage' when she means 'sewage'. dunno how that made it past the editors.
simon pegg wanked off onto a cornetto and nock frost eating it
Thought that paedo-geddon episode was a bit distasteful and took it too far. Call me a prude or whatever, I don't care. Made me viscerally uncomfortable.
corrr third anon on Spaced(or just 1-2 anons stuck in a time loop)comfy series and a fun little time capsule IMO
>>85481816Did it hit too close to home little lad?
Seeing as we're at 500 lets have a new>>85481835>>85481835
>>85481816fo rizzle fo rizzle, lad? were you the poster saying Brass Eye went too far in a few places?visually/viscerally the worst it gets is a fictional nonce picturing a child in his undies, snatching him accompanied by some angery metal music + quick-fire editing.i dunno lad, we see all sorts of horrific stuff in fiction. writing-wise it's been said time and time again it was about the media hysteria, rather than something like 'paedos are actually great, let's all have a laff.'
