What if god turned into human form as Jesus and got himself tortured and killed just because he was bored and it was some sexual humilation thing for him to experience being powerless as a mortal. And then he accidentally created a religion as his goonsesh then fucked off to other universes and forgot about it. His shame at the profound humiliation he felt and the sexual gratification he received made him forget the universe, leaving it unwatched and alone.
>>85483768Shut your filthy kike mouth
>>85483768Funnily that this more realistically probable than what Christians actually believe
>>85483768>ok so God sent God down as a human to sacrifice himself to God to save humans from being condemned to eternal damnation by God because of their inherent sin that God made them with>even though God could just undo all of that at any time because he's God instead of this bizarre sacrificial ritual>but also God never changes his mind because he's omnipotent and perfect so that's impossibleThousands of years of Christian apologetics have never even come close to making this make sense
>>85483834Yahweh's word is very permanent, niggas will be keeping the sabbath in the kingdom forever.
>>85483792This particular heretical theology would actually be closer to Christian than Jewish, because it affirms that Jesus was the son of God, and God given flesh. It just changes original sin away from Eve and onto God, who commited the first Sin by making himself mortal out of lust and boredom, with his shame resulting from the sin causing our world to be abandoned and "fallen". It's actually a clever answer for the problem of evil, not far off from gnosticism.
>>85483834>>85483834I can actually explain some of this.God did not make man inherently with sin, the idea is that sin began because the devil tempted Eve, who tempted Adam, into taking the fruit.Yes, God COULD undo everything that happened, and he COULD have stopped them, but God really really really values free will. Adam and Eve CHOSE to sin and to turn away from God, and thus every human who they made after that was born from sin. O algo.I'm not super well versed in Christianity, so i'm not 100% sure, and i'm still not super clear as to how dying on the cross functions as a sacrifice that forgives us.
>>85484104but why would god create the devil, knowing he would tempt adam and eve to sin?
>>85484114Sin, and the option to choose it, is a part of free will. You cannot choose to be good if good is all there is. O algo. Again, not super well read lolz
>>85484076The essay by Jung, "The answer to Job" elaborates on this in a way. It isn't necessarily a gnostic thing. OP's vulgar sexual phrasing was especially disrespectful to the idea of Christ, like something a disgusting kike would come up. Maybe calling them one is giving them too much credit, it could just be someone who is filled with jewish moral corruption.
>>85484225he most likely just has a chip on his shoulder about christianity. It seems unrealistic to him, and it probably got pushed on him too hard, so being the irreverent 4channer that he is, he lashes out and attacks it in a particularly crude way to get back at christians. it's immature but i know i still do that sometimes too so i can't judge too hard xd
>>85484225>>85484290>You can't joke about muh jesus or you're an evil satanic jew!!christoid brainrot
>>85483768Did you smoke marijuana before making this thread?
The demiurge made the story of jesus as part of a humiliation kink.
>>85483834Once they added omnipotence to Yahweh's powers, the sense-making was over.So he can do anything right?>Yes, he's almighty.So he can kill the devil and send us all to heaven right now?>He could if he wanted to.Why doesn't he want to? I thought he liked us.>blah blah blah.... scripture... Thou art thine verily forsooth ye trundlebed>Earth is a test planet to see if you love Jesus enough.The whole thing? All this bullshit is a love test? The air, the water, the plants, the animals, all to see how much we love a Jew ghost?>Yes.All religions fail a fourth-grade logic test, but Christianity can't even stand up to a kindergarten's scrutiny.
>>85484104Yes, I almost acknowledged this in my post but it was too long winded, but the Garden of Eden being the cause of original sin just makes it even worse. Why did God create the fruit of knowledge of good and evil? Why did God create the serpent knowing it would tempt Adam and Eve, and then why did God punish all of humanity for their actions when they were set up to fail by him? Why did God lie and tell them that eating the fruit would kill them, while the serpent objectively told the truth about what it would do? The free will argument doesn't work either because Adam and Eve couldn't possibly be considered as having free will if they didn't have "knowledge of good and evil" and God still set them up to fail and then unjustly brutally punished all of humanity for it. Jesus is pretty cool but I do not like this Yahweh demiurge guy.
>>85483768Stop doing LSD buddy
