I've found the place where I'm probably going to kill myself. Hopefully this is a high enough drop onto concrete that when I jump I'll have a 100% chance of death as soon as I hit the ground.
Suicide is so corny. Have fun slapping down on the pavement like a sack of meat.
>>85485096>100% chance of death as soon as I hit the groundRetard
>>85485096I hope that you will survive :-)
What you want is to never have been born. Suicide doesn't fix the real problem which is birth. It just kills the organism that never should have been, in a sort of crude violent approximation of what the real desire is -> to never have been born.
>>85485096I don't know, seems pretty likely to kill you but it also seems like there's a ~10% chance you live as a vegetable. I'd go for something taller.
>>85485096If you're going to kill yourself then drop to single digit bodyfat and get a six-pack first You won't >>85485135That makes no sense Niggas kill themselves because their lives are lame and they're sad about it
>>85485096That looks like about 50 feet. You'll probably die and you'll also probably suffer. Double it to make it a sure thing, also make sure to do a back flip you fucking queer.
>>85485096Why do you want to kys Anon? Not trying to stop you. At least let us in on your hellworld. Also, why couldn't you just climb the empire state building in NYC or something instead? Or that one Dubai tower?
>>85485096May I come visit you in Australia first?
>>85485096>5 storiesSeems too likely to survive, I read you gotta go for 7+ stories for nearly sure death
>>85485149I'm a khhv NEET who's never had a job and dropped out of year 12 two years ago because of severe OCD. I have no friends. I have no hobbies or skills. All I do is watch anime and post on 4chan, all day every day.>>85485192My city doesn't have a lot of publicly accessible tall buildings. There are some sea cliffs that are much taller but I find the prospect of falling into the waves and jagged rocks at the bottom of the cliff significantly more disturbing than just falling onto concrete.
>>85485096I really feel bad for anons trying to an hero without a gun. It's such an easy and effective way of going out.
>>85485231>severe OCDWhat a coincidence Anon. I just wasted a WEEK of my life cleaning my apartment it's been hell, lol. I was in the mental hospital for 6 weeks voluntarily last yearjust to be in a safe place. Thinking of going back a year later. I will say that since that experience I've had more good days than bad ones. I will say it helped.OCD can be cured, with self-therapy alone. Without need for medication or a therapist. I can highly recommend the book called Brain Lock (pic related) for you. Many have been able to stop medication and paid therapists and continue only with self-therapy. At UCLA they took PET scans of the brain before and after people who practiced this method, showing that the brain can in fact change to be normal again.
>>85485254Thanks anon, I'll have a look.
>>85485243I've seen enough Russians in the war footage blowing themselves with a gun or grenade, and still surviving and suffering. It seems to be rarely instant.
>>85485096At least 7 stories idiot
>>85485231>All I do is watch anime and post on 4chan, all day every day.you can do that for the rest of your life though
>>85485454There's nothing more pathetic than growing old as a friendless khhv NEET. Killing myself when I'm still young is a lot more dignified.
>>85485476I think about this too, in 30 years there'll be no one left to even notice I'm dead the way my life is going, and that is the way it ends up for plenty of people which seems far more bleak of a reality to me than dying young. If I killed myself then I'd probably end up one of those corpses that are half rotten and eaten by pests by the time they're found. To me that's much worse than dying while mom is still here for it to make her sad. If you are truly at the point of wanting to die your family probably is not anything good to start with and communication isn't working, I think a person with a functioning family has that to give them a reason to continue living when they have an absence of anything else.
>>85485476>There's nothing more pathetic than growing old as a friendless khhv NEETFailed normalfaggotryLive for yourself, not others
>>85485096Get wasted right before you do it, so the rational part of your brain doesnt stop you. Also, it wont be as scary if you're shitfaced. Good luck soldier, a part of me wishes i would just do the same
>>85486231Absolutely, I'm planning on getting absolutely fucking plastered.
>>85486380this was my idea too, but i am no longer suicidal. I am still mentally ill, but use anti depressants and alcohol to keep myself alive. Im sorry this life didnt work for you. Are you sure you've explored all other options? What do you have to lose anyways
OP, I'd advise against this method. Why? Listen to people who survive falling at great heights like the Golden Gate Bridge. Though it takes no time to hit the bottom, people who survived describe how their internal time drastically slow down. Many report what feels like 4 minutes before they hit, to one person saying a month. During that entire time, every regret you have comes up, including you attempting suicide.
>>85485096Protip: go jump off a bridge instead. Hitting the water from a high altitude is just the same, drowning will finish the job if you go unconscious and the current will carry you away for several days until you bloat and come up to the surface.Hope that helps!
>>85486401I might not go through with it, we'll see what happens.>>85486402That's what the booze is for.>>85486405That sounds fucking awful though, I don't want to be severely injured but incapacitated and have a slow, cold drowning death.
>>85486419I hope you don't, but if you do i hope you're wasted and the impact kills you immediately. I have sympathy for you, because i am the same way. I managed to get better and function well for a few years after my first depressive/suicidal episode though, but right now i am destroying myself yet again.
>>85486433Thanks anon, hope things get better for you
>>85486519I hope so too. I've been drinking way too much for 3 weeks now while unable to work or take care of myself. The meds are really helping though, i havent had one serious suicidal though since i started takin zoloft. Unfortunately i am still quite broken, but i am not in immediate danger of killing myself
>>85485231drowning is actually a really peaceful way to go out. You'll lose conscious after about 1-2 minutes without air, then brain cells start dying around 5 minutes, with you being unrecoverable around 8-10. Once enough brain cells die there's no bringing them back. No waking you up. There's no brain activity. You're clinically considered to have suffered brain death, which is the closest thing to true death in medicine. You're not in a coma. You're gone, even if the body lives on. 2 minutes of panic as your body struggles for air is the worst you'll have to undure, then it's just peacefully waiting 8 minutes to pass
>>85485096>five story buildinginadvisable
>>85485231You sound exactly like me about 7 years ago. Freakishly similar
>>85485096Can you post dick pics 4 me?
>>85485096>>85485231>>85485476>I'm a failed normalfag with an objectively ok life, but I don't measure up to society's standards so I'm going to kill myself. No I will not try to make my situation better or more enjoyable, because I'm a weak-willed slave-spirited bugman. I just want to cry and have a tantrum and I want you all to know about it!Ok, good riddance.>>85486115There is no "self" for these golems to live for. They're basically automatons. Animals have a stronger sense of self.
>>85486726Me too, i am so drunk right now and every single day that i want to give you a big hug and hold you. See you on the other side you magnificent creature
>>85486558anon 2 minutes doesn't sound like much but it's a lot when you're suffering. stare at the clock for 2 minutes, don't do anything else. now imagine you were panicking and struggling with cold water in your lungs
>>85486746Sure thing, bot-san.
>>85486786i am obliterated. But i am functional due to high tolerance. I fell in love with a Thai hooker and wanted her to have my child, i creampied her without protection but she isnt pregant and the relationship fell apart
>>85486726>>85486726Fuck you I am not a failed normalfag. I'm an autistic khhv truecel NEET anime addicted 4channer. I'm literally as far away from being a normalfag as a person can possibly be.
