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GTA 6 or 1 Hour with Sydney Sweeney?
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I have a 4 inch penis so I can't do anything with Sydney. But I have no interest in GTA either.
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I'd probably take an hour with Midney because I haven't really cared about GTA since Vice City.
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>>85485351
I'm not Brahmin so I don't really have anything to offer to a pretty lady like her.
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>>85485351
Sydney but it would to beg for a Hollywood job
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>>85485351
She's like a 6/10 from my eyes and I'm a non Chad
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>>85485351
>1 Hour with Sydney Sweeney
1 hour of what exactly?
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>>85485351
>GTA 6 or 1 Hour with Sydney Sweeney?
Neither. I'll stick to dayz and fapping, thanks.
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>>85485413
Play Smash Bros
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>>85485351
Do i still get to play gta if i buy it when it comes out or is that off the table?
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>>85485351
>680$ + tax
vs
>more than that
she would not cost 700$ an hour. probably closer to 10-20k/hr that's if you're already wealthy so she can entirely do it privately without fear of anyone finding anything out. "realistically" you'd have to pay probably 50k for the hour.
economically even if you're gay do the sydney sweeney just to know what it's like to be around a current celebrity
personally i'd cum in her so hard a bone would come out of my body
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>>85485487
Like the type you play in bed or the type you play on a switch?

>>85485525
It probably costs something ridiculous like that to get her at a venue I could imagine sex with her being way steeper.
What positions would you do her in? Do you think you could make her cum?
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I wonder how many loads I could blast on her fat tits in a hour
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>>85485351
1 hour with Sydney for sure. I don't give a fuck about GTA. Just let me do adderall with her and talk about film related shit
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>>85485592
>wasting your sperm on her chest when you could be using it to make her pregnant
baka
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>>85485351
Damn her ass is pathetic
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>>85485629
I mean true of most white girls but it still looks good prone
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>>85485351
>jew cuck slop game
vs
>big tiddies jumping on your face while she's riding your cock in cowgirl

Gee wiz I wonder which one I'd pick
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>>85485557
>What positions would you do her in? Do you think you could make her cum?
Wait genuine question: you actual TRY to make girls cum? The entire purpose of sex if your the man to cum deep inside her, who the fuck cares if she cums or not? ITs like an added bonus for sure, not the main goal
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>>85485646
I've never had sex but it looks hot when girls cum so yes I would try to make a girl cum.
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>>85485655
I've had sex plenty of time with multiple women (not prostitutes), and women cumming is the hardest thing possible.

>inb4 "git gud retard, its a skill issue"
its not though. The brain is the biggest sexual organ for both man and woman. For us men, if you're stressed or not enjoying the act, you wont get hard, or you'd get an half-chub at most; for women, if they're not enjoying it, they can't cum no matter how good you think you're doing.

It's also why some women say they can only cum with a vibrator or one of those sucking toys, even during coitus. It's really hard, but its also a thing that they can't fake. If she's really cumming, you notice an increase of "wetness" and her legs start shaking, plus her pelvis contracts and your cock gets trapped inside, probably some biological reason or whatever to force the man to cum buckets
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>>85485679
>plus her pelvis contracts and your cock gets trapped inside
How does that work? Like it makes thrusting out harder? Can you go more into how that feels? Syncing orgasms also sound very fun, have you ever been made to orgasm by that move?
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>>85485351
I got bored of GTA 4 and 5 after an hour or so. I really don't get those games.
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>>85485557
i'd only try to make her cum if she was showing interest in me otherwise i'd just get in and get out
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Sydney 100%

I don't even have a console.
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>>85485351
1 hour with sydney sweeny so i can rape and kill her and also steal money from her so i can buy gta 6 anyway.
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>>85485413
Playing GTA6.
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>>85485351
neither. give me a gun instead and let me shoot myself in the head. i just want this pain to end
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>>85485351
I'll be able to pirate GTA6 in a few years, but it will take at least 8-10 before I can get a stacked blonde stacy sexrobot.
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Do I get full access to the game for as long as I want or do I only get to play for an hour?
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I'll take an hour with Sydney just to kill her so losers will stop simping over her
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>>85485351
fuck a somewhat attractive woman with decent tits or play some normie slop game that's part of a franchise i've never given a single shit about. tough choice



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