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> be me
> realize while talking with friend that i dont have many fictional crushes
> start going over them in my head later

> lady maria my number 1
> musketeer and plague doctor from darkest dungeon
> jill valentine
> start to notice a pattern
> samus, love her power suit but always hated the zero suit design
> shiek mainly as a kid, never much cared for her when she looks like zelda though
> eowyn
> casca
> realization hits
> oh shit
> every single one of them dresses like a man
> realize that women that wear feminine or even gender neutral clothes do nothing for me

what does this mean? i swear im not gay, please tell me this is less weird than i think it is