A simple, clean, minimal editionPrevious >>85481835
Gaped Arsehole edish
We all SSM in this life
Wait, is the limit 400 or 500?
>>85486244I thought it was 300
Six years since a new board was added. Surely there's some scope for a few more, no?
>>85486201Not me, I'm happy, sociable, independent and fulfilled.
Estimate for the number of women in the UK getting cock up their arse right now?I'd guess anywhere between 5,000-10,000. Seems reasonable given the population and time of day.
My sister was talking about the 'war on drugs' the other day. I had to tell her to stop being a dumb bitch, we haven't even attempted a war on drugs. A war on drugs looks like hanging anyone found with >10g of heroin on them and imprisoning anyone with less for 10 years, no appeals, no jury trial, no exceptions under any circumstances.
>>85486278haven't they added that VTubers board since then? (the one i keep clicking instead of /tv/ because i am dumb.)i think they just don't use the blotter any more. it's gone the way of the 4chan Blog, and just about everything else on the site. tripcodes are still broken lol
Do you have a soft close toilet lid?
Hopefully we can leave the paedophiles in the old thread
>>85486459Yes, what sort of subhuman doesn't have one these days?
I piss and shit in a urnial so no need for a toilet lid
>>85486478I DAREN'T imagine, honestly
>>85486493Spelt it wrong didn't IURINAL
Why are bin men so obnoxious and rude? They're emptying the bins on my street and they're just fucking shouting at each other, like proper aggressive swearing and stuff, on our quiet residential street. Why not just shut up and wheel the bins away? I don't start screaming at people in public, so why are they doing it? Mongs.
>>85486493How does that work shitting in one of those?
Pissed in the sink the other day I thought it was quite revolutionary, also feels good resting your balls on the cold porcelain sink. Good way to save on water as well
https://youtu.be/SR2QuO5OQjU
Love a good gape me I do
theres a brimful of asha on the 45
>>85486510One time the prick didn't take my bin because the lid was open by about a 1cm. Because the black bins get collected every 3 weeks we had to pile bags of rubbish the garden like pikies and take it to the tip ourselves. What a cunt.
>>85486668stop being such a wasteful dosser?
>>85486674What does that have to do with me being employed or not?
>>85486679dossers are wasteful
DailyMail reporter here.What would you say is the most important aspect of the National Debate on the lack of immigrants working as P.E. teachers in high schools particularly girls only schools?We may publish your comments.Thanks.Morsi Iudaeis
>>85486725Do the immigrants know what a gaped arse is?
>>85486725I think the main problem I see with it is the sly wanton girls leading inexperienced and naive men on in exchange for cigarettes and WKDs
Just had a double whopper with an extra whopper and some bacon, Dr Pepper zero and some chips. I forgot how nice BK is actually.
>>85486523Sir, this is a Wimpy
me? just whipped up a 'za with extra 'penos.beating off any 'why do you always get the same ones?' comments by asking you to consider neurodivergent conditions.
drive? drivel.drivel drivel drivel same every day drivel
>>85486776For a second there I thought that thumbnail was a gaped arse
>>85486776A pizza at this bloody time? World gone mad it has!
>>85486776Looks shit to be honest I won't lie to you.
>>85486776ngl that looks lovely, burgers beans and chips for me been fitting carpet since 9 and not eaten yet, sweaty and hungry.
>whipped up>he put it in the oven
>>85486739Oh it's lush let me tell you. Would love to go but mummy ill at the moment.
>>85486789And burnt it
Sandra A and Sean A getting arse raped by Albanian drug dealers
>>85486796Nah he cooked it just right, can't stand un-browned cheese on my pizza.
Welper gaping himself for Shippy
>>85486805The Albanians then stuffing their gaped rectums with kilos of class A and sending them on a flight.
>>85486811I don't care to be honest
might whip up a pizza myself frankly
stumbled upon a channel where a cute lass talks about history and visits sites, shant be linking it due to the britfeel freaks who will undoubtable post about her and be weirdos. Not even my sort of thing so wont watch it but you lot cannot be trusted.
Welper getting gaped in a middle eastern airport security hut down a back alley
>>85486725hi DMR (and a Morsi Iudaeis to you too),i think my issue is that P.E. teachers SHOULD be tough nuts, and the language barrier will create a climate of confusion rather than of fear. the immigrants who arrive here tend to be quite weedy, but even if some massive lad yelled in Pidgin English >yi no dey ya laps in time?! yi go do di de next wuns in ya pants.kids would just laugh, wouldn't they? kids are dicks, and they won't learn the basics of being bullied by a higher power, let alone how to snakily avoid trouble and later seek revenge on unfair bullies.so to me, that's the main problem but it's possible there are other problems.all the best,(wishes to remain anonymous)
>>85486783are these ones are shit and there's no saving them. just there aren't many FRESH pizzas that aren't over 4 quid nowadays (some poncey ingredients like sunblush tomatoes or nduja sausage).although i am absolutely sitting on the resource that the actual pizza counter in Morrisons, where i could have them made up however. but then i'd have to go in and talk to a person. also all the offers are designed around two pizzas/two people. i really just want one.
>>85486776>Not making your own from scratchPathetic
>notah makeah your ownah pizzahpatheticah*gesticulates spasmodically*
>counter pizzas are now 4 quid eachbloomin eck. i remember the old menus they had up, was two for 5 quid. the two of us, we always said, 'works out canny, that. we each get a custom pizza made up, 2.50 each!'4 quid is premium pizza price. their own Morrisons The Best ones are 4 quid or less.still might kiosk one of these up next time i'm in, see what it's like.
