lindisfarne editionprevious edish: >>85502116
Gareth Gapes sub edish
ERPing with men online on a Saturday night edition
Gareth Gapes cover version of britfeel by Thisisallthereis performed live in Lindisfarne sub sub edish:
Katie Price gaping Harvey Price
Sister is still upset about the incident with her dog years later. She's just being petty at this point. At least I'll have my Christmas soiree with my dad in the shed to look forward to.
reckon i should get monster rancher 1 and 2 on steam? never played it as a kid but it seems interesting. the emulator not having the ability to disc swap kind of removes a big aspect of the game, no?
Bill Gapes edish more like
Once heard that if you sneeze 10 times a row you have an orgasm. Thoughts?
This is now a don't stick your dick in crazy thread.
>>85504738Neck on that lad
>>85504760get the pepper and find out
Instructions unclear, shit myself then gaped myself mid sneeze.
>monster rancherHoly fuck I remember watching that anime on a Saturday morning. Didn't know what anime was then, did I? It was just a Digimon-like, like the one with the caveman. Gon?
>>85504765You seem like a man that's dicked loads of women lad thanks for the heads up.
>>85504765Rather that than nothing desu
The welpa regime
The other anime was called FLINT THE TIME DETECTIVE.
>>85504765Who was the biggest crazy you've shagged?
>>85504777Checked.I am a fanny magnet, I can't lie.
>>85504777Can vouch for this top shaggerHas paid for a pass but hides itWe call him big dog
>>85504765How many BPD women have you fucked fella?
I'm a Sagittarius
The Golden Gape Bridge
i thought bpd WAS bipolar disorder
That big yellow thing from Monster Rancher is a core memory for me.
>>85504798Lel no doubt.
>>85504751Holy yikerinos
alright i'll just keep playing the emulated monster rancher if that's okay with you lad? x
Shagging crazies, shagging your daughter in-law. Big dog role play man.
Me? Never done any posts mentioning gapes.
Ruth being with a black man
Top shaggers in tonight clearly. Good aura in the thread. Very good energy.
>>85504834how much alcohol have you drunk tonight
>>85504821Ye keep is updated lad. Hard game that
Any lads with zodiac signs in? Bit of a long shot I know.
>>85504808No. Borderline personality disorder. Two very different mental illnesses.
>>85504842If I say I've been drinking do you take advantage of me or do I seduce you?
>>85504782My friend seems to like it, he's had a few BPD gfs. The first one shat out a kid, then ran off with the kid. We tracked them down and got the kid back. She moved down south and jumped off some cliffs (thankfully he had the kid then).>>85504791>>85504800I'm not into crazy women, so 0. I have experienced their personalities, I've had them heavy flirting with me. 1 of my friends BPD gfs (current one) was in bed, I was downstairs as i had brought something for my fren. She kept calling me upstairs to " say hello to the dog" I said he can come down here to me. Then I heard EURGH FINE I'll put some clothes on and we'll come down with the dog. Clothes being knickers and a skimpy top. I said whasssuup to the dog, then immediately left.I'm not daft, I heed the warning. I've seen what they are like. I don't want it.
>>85504757Did she fuck the dog?
ok colt x
Gaped batty
>>85504859Ganbarre
Me riding bus
>>85504856Happens to me all the time that lad and every other lad itt.
>>85504856>knickers and a skimpy topBrb wanking
which one should i got for lads? x
>>85504872bizarre bus larp
>>85504877Alri top shagger
>>85504872Looks like you're having a good time
Tell me more about knickers and a skimpy top
Corrr nutty girls in knickers eh
>>85504885The smiling eyeball
>>85504877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J1MYA4TDH4>>85504881She has big booba as well, late 20s so has that kind of attitude they have.
Will ruthmong play GTA 6.
Grrr I'm a big horn dog shagger what about you?
Spaffed on my tummy fyi
>>85504914I prefer women, myself.
there is no "bad" ending in gta 4 either roman (boorish bowling obsessed cooz hound) or kate (plastic paddy) dies
I have sex everyday, I only come here to laugh at you virgins. LOL
Anyone here buzzin?
Little lad really likes winding up strangers online, bless him
>>85504907Corrr yummy love 20s lasses with big boobies
Just had lots of sex lads it was sex sexy
Corrrrr! Forgot that Ben-Hur had such a wide aspect ratio. Not as wide as How the West Was Won, mind.
shall not be spending 70 bong for a download of GTA 6
here he is. what should i name him lads x
>>85504914Alri fellow top shagger
Sex is overrated. It's boring honestly.
>>85504936Penis Austin
>>85504914Sorry, I thought you said corn dog.>>85504924I'm in the LET'S GET SHIT DONE phase of a pregab session.Might take one at 11pm next time, go to bed at 2, should be in this phase when I wake up and can do things done during the day.>>85504936Blaarb
Let talk to each other about dirty filthy sex and touch our willies corr
>>85504936>here he is. what should i name him lads xtop shagger
>>85504939Try women not men
The Helper regime was toppled yet Britain remains in crisis and chaos. Maybe we made a terrible mistake.
>>85504885The dino
>>85504947I am touching my peepee and thinking about knickers and a skimpy top
>>85504936Greg the Gaper
There was never a regimeHe was a deranged lightweight narcissist
Gaped Male Arse on tap
Guiding my willy into a male bum but not before I've choked out said male
Just imagine having your hard ding-a-ling in a woman's shag hole
Top gaper
>>85504973>>85504971More top shaggers
GaperLad the UK GAPEMAN
Female arseMale arseSame thing
>>85504964Who are you slaying lad?
Planet of the Gapes
Brandenburg Gape
He knows who I mean
Return of the Planet of the Gapes
>>85504971>Guiding my willyIf you have to help it get in, then you need to have a word with your willy, mate. Mine knows what's up. Pissing and shagging, it doesn't need help, just needs me to get it in the area, and it does the rest. Think of it like some =body using sticks to look for water, it takes over and points in the right direction, and I just move without thinking. It is in control now. Luckily it knows not to stick itself in crazy, starts shaking its head, NONONONONO, ok willy I've got it from here, hometime it is, get back down there lad, we'll be home some having a cuppa.
Hello gaper x
Watergape
we training penis austin x
passmong is embarrassing
Gaping aint easy
Gape wars: the Phantom gaper
>>85505019I am so proud x
Corrr knickers and a skimpy top have helped me spaffage twice now
My hurhurrhurr I got a funny joke, nature is annoying at times. Spam mong floods the thread, but at time it seems low effort.From the maker of gapes of wrath, I bring you who's eating gilbert's gape.
I wonder what my mates on 4chan are doing.
Gapebusters
Jurassic Gape Regape
Oh hey deathbed gimmick yayA classic I hope you agree
Grand Theft Gape
Schindlers Gape
maybe i'm pushing him too hard, but he keeps failing his training... x
>>85505019What game is this? Just arrived
We still in that HHL era x
>>85505060>What game is this?pokemon crystal
Grand theft gape II
It's too tryhard, but as a top quality humourist, I know that this is the path they must take.
I'm so gaped
waheeeey x
King Kong vs Gapezilla
I JUST CAN'T CHANGEBURN EVERYTHINGBURN EVERYTHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg
I'd spend Saturday nights playing my childhood video games and posting on 4chan.
>>85505082Feat. Neo Nazi
Gapezilla
>>85505085Irony is you make these posts pretty much every week for years
Brutal gapes
>>85505087NIGGA HEIL HITLER X
Black GapeIts Great When You Gape Yeah
Save you some hassle lad
>>85505094What's the irony?
Gaping all over the world
tournament coming up lads x
>>85505060Monster Rancher for PlayStation
quick marlboro red then its off to bed
>>85505099Thanks for that, adding to the lollers list
quick rollie then i'm back to browsing britfeel
blowing smoke up a gaped bum
>>85505099Fucking nerd lad
>>85505104That he himself is posting in the same hours he espouses of others. Bit meta innit.
Director of Gaping
>>85505129You say that, he avoids all this petty childish bollocks. And I loves it.
>>85505135What else can you tell us about him?
>>85505145Nothing pal, just stating the obvious. Cheers.
first match went well x
>>85505058You need to give him three tins of beans per day de lid. And buy him some language books for entertainment.
quick gape then I'm back to browsing britfeel
>>85505160Me? Team Penis Austin 4 lyfe
>>85505160Good job. I was so awful at this when i was a sprog. Don't think i ever won a tournament
Watford Gape
Watford Brap
quick gape then I'm back to gaping gapefeel
I wonder how often [personality] thought about me.
Symonds Brap
You gape at the club
>>85505179Has me wondering, who is the oldest poster here?
How are we ringing in the new day? Champagne? Countdown? It only comes once a year de lids.
You never saw SSM touching his pencil on chaturbate
gape gape gape gape'm gape to gaping gapegape
Corrr this deathbed gimmick is hi-larious. Not laughed like this in time lads.XD
Might put some choons on and get bakedhttps://youtu.be/5_xqb416S7o
>>85505190Timmy spunked on his floor and they had him committed. NOW HE'S WASTING AWAY. IT NOT RIGHT.
corrrr it's penis austin's big brother. should be a tough one lads x
>>85505188Might resign myself to a bit of jules holland
>>8550518547 here.>>85505191Pack it up boys, we have a winner.
>>85505188New years day on 4chan as is tradition
>>85505212>47 hereYou're old enough to be my dad, crikey.
>>85505205GO PENIS AUSTIN GO
Might put some choons on and get gaped
>>85505212when did you last sex?
Definitely going to experiment with the next pregab.>Necked one at 16:00>18:00 spastic mode activates>go for a nap at 19:00 (ish)>wake up (I forgot the time)>get shit done mode activatedNext timePregab at 22:00, see what happens. Hopefully wake up around 07:00 and be in get shit done mode.>>8550518546 for a few more months.
>>85505219Is your mum fit?
Going to start writing homosexual erotica about helper in a few mins is that ok with you lot?
fucked it. might be able to bring it back lads x
>>85505231About a fortnight ago, give or take.
>>85505237You've got the phone out yeah? Not sure if tablets have airplane mode
>>85505237Will you post them or are they private?
Any internet bullies in?Any top shaggers?Any seethers?
>>85505206Good choice. Only 22 minutes left to go.>>85505217I mean new day day.
Saving Private Gape
Is everyone a boomer here then?
>>85505253Low quality.Put some effort in
Good evening lads. Not been on here in a long time. Found out my wife cheated on me with her friend so I feel pretty shitty
>>85505259I'm 32 so not a boomer but still fucking old.
>>85505259I'm 27 innit
>>85505262Lawyer up. Hit the gym. You got this, king.
penis austin didn't win the tournament, but he won our hearts x
>>85505262Men and women can not be friends, anon.Sorry it happened to you. What are you planning on doing?
>>85505262ahh the new 'cuckmong' personality, I like it
>>85505274Now do eddie kidd jump challenge.
>>85505262Spark her out, lid. I'll send my spark frog round if you like. Be doesn't tolerate infidelity on Feel Street.
>>85505240Not sure what you mean love x >>85505247Will be posting soon just doing the finishing touches on it x
Gapezilla Vs. Mechagapezilla
>>85505274THOUGGHTS AND PRARES FOR ARE PENIS AUSTINBALLON RELEASE 11:59SHARED SONERSET HUN
>>85505283NTA but, not everything is a gimmick. Even though you try.
>>85505265Near enough the same age, another non-boomer at least.
you lads done with the monster rancher stuff or should i carry on? maybe play this? >>85505284enjoying it a lot actually, might get it on steam. thanks to whoever suggested it x
Sad that Pebis Austin lostin
Forever in are farts
Seethers all gone to beddybyes again.So predictable.
>>85505302Glad you like it mate
Sex wee time
Any good TikTok sluts tonight?
Pokegapes
BN biscuits
Does your gf think that you're funny
Might make a pizza from scratch tomorrow
Love to do this to a twink mehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85407092/#85407092
Three (You)s and I will leave 4chan forever.
Is a woman's vagina warm?
>Straight up just posting gay porn now
>>85505328The vanilla flavoured are nice
Might make two pizzas from scratch tomorrow
>>85505339Imagine doing this to Sean xox
Man or woman don't want you near them fella
Snorting gapes
>>85505347Like warm apple pie
What about the inside of a woman's arse? Is it also warm? I mean, I know it's not WET. Maybe some intestinal juices?
The gapes of wrath
>>85505339Imagine being that bottoms Dad
Yeast of Eden's Gape
wahey lads xcurious to see what the unique monsters will be like x
>>85505379Spore lookin' muddafuggas.
>>85505372What a failure of a father
Common Sean that's it pull your pants down for me, that's it good boy get on your back and start gaping. Show me what want to see that big red hole of yours x
The Gaptrix
One (You) and I will leave 4chan forever.
Give yourself one it's pretty commonplace
>>85505379Yeah let us know how well the mp3 things works
>>85505394Hello gapy
>>85505394Here you go lad. See you tomorrow
Nothing worse than getting ready to penetrate a gape and then your mum calls you saying your dinner is ready.
>>85505388Is that it? Don't give up your day job little lad I was expecting a 3 part storyline.
We don't want you to leave lad, britfeel wont be the same without you x
>>85505402And that means I leave 4chan forever. See ya lads. Bye.
Gape of Thrones
>>85505388>that big red holeRubbish larp, should've said rosebud!
Cock, Cock, and Two Gaping Battys
>>85505412I've left 4chan forever hundreds of times>mistyped the captchaFuck this shit
Does my fucking head in when mum messages me when I'm role playing on 4chan
I smoke weed for medical reasons, lads. That's right.
I gape my arsehole for medical reasons, lads. That's right.
>>85505425What do you roleplay as? A whinging mong?
Had to gape my arse a few times when the doc gave me enemas
>>85505425This is you ladOg
Does my fucking head in when mum gapes me when I'm role playing on 4chan
Fuck sake mum the gape is my dinner!
Opportunistic Gapists
JurASSic Dark(ie): The Gaped World
>>85505441>>85505446>>85505453>>85505462Bit late for you isn't it mate? Don't you need your mong sleep
>>85505471Thank you for the (you) lad
GTA (Gape That Arse) VI
>>85505480>5%Putting the phone on charge soon I hope?
Posting on a mobile phone. I remember when we used to bully people who did that.
>>85505480 Oh god there's more of you mongs
Phoneposters are superior. Shrimples.
>>85505497I find I get less frequent captcha on mobile
Gaping on a mobile phone. I remember when we used to bully people who did that.
any lads on here go on /g/? what's it like nowadays? still weirdly obsessed with privacy?
Still creasing at that Yorkshire lad doing that vocaroo
wanna set up my steering wheel pedals and gear stick and play some euro truck simulator 2 but it's a bit late to be banging around isn't it?
>>85505530Frightened and you'll wake up mummy?
I wanna gape you up and down
>>85505535exactly lad 100 percent x
>>85505530Sounds fucking lush mate why don't you have that up permanently?
>>85505530What wheel base and pedals have you got?
wanna set up my dildo piston pedals and gear stick and play gaping simulator 2 but it's a bit late to be banging around isn't it?
Might post THAT image soon is that ok with you lot?
>>85505547If i ever see you in public I'm gonna kick your arse. Ill gape you with my shoe
>>85505539steering wheel attaches to the desk, so i can't have it there permanently otherwise i wouldn't be able to use my kbm comfortably>>85505540can't remember the model it's that logitech one everyone recommends for beginners if you know what i'm talking about. i really like it the feedback you get from it is great
>>85505552Depends on which one
>>85505563Open if you dare
>>85505562I know what you mean, they're a bit noisy. I've got a Moza R12 and heusinkveld sprint pedals. I used to go on iRacing a lot as well as ETS, not so much now.
>>85505566You'll make someone VERY upset having posting that mate, do better.
Never ending gape
>>85505573would you say it's worth upgrading? i'm happy with my logitech setup, but is the difference worth the price?
American here what's with all the gaping stuff I keep seeing here?
>>85505596Its one or two mongs making sure we acknowledge their existence with minimum effort
Might have some cheesy chips for lunch tomorrow
>>85505584If you're only going to be playing ETS and maybe games like Forza etc then it isn't worth upgrading.
>>85505604I've checked the archives there's thousands of posts from you lot posting about gaping, if it's one person that's a lot of spamming.
>>85505596It's a traditional pastime in Wales and parts of Northern Ireland
Looking into a gaping bum
>>85505628I always assumed it was one poster, most likely lobotomized, his brain only able to post gape related sentiments. If there's more than one its worse than i thought
Rimming rosebuds
some lads look naturally good with a receding hairline. i'm not one of those lads...
Widening a bum hole
Na night ziggeh see you in morning palhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ8VgLPxMDI
woke up at one o'clock in the pissing morning, didn't i? i meant to sleep for 12+ hours, wake up, and my parcel would be here (possibly.)so much like the other anon i've taken a pregabalin and we'll see what happens. if i conk out for ages, good.enjoying these Penis Austin posts, never got gud at Monster Rancher. couldn't find it as a bairn but it's one of those games that was in magazines and it blew my mind (like those toys that work off barcodes).Steam version using MP3s (???) sounds lame as hell. Rancherlad, you stick your copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone in your virtual PlayStation, pls call the resulting monster 'Night Guard'.
Ronnie McNutt has been at peace for 6 years now. Wish that were me.
Yep, next time is pregab at night. See if I wake up in a get shit done mode. The last few hours has been annoying, I wanted to get some tidying done, but did TCG related stuff. Tired now, but been dong something for the last 3 hours (ish).Spliff time, might do something personal for 10 min or so, then bed.SHit, just remembered it's sunday, fuck I'm doing something today.Sod it, future me can deal with it, I have my plan.Final song, then spliff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzCDt2eidg >>85505870If you're up for it, I'd like to learn how to get stuff delivered to me (you know what I mean). I'm just too thick to work it out. Not on here though. I get it if you'd rather not, noobs amarite.I will find a way, but not at this moment.
I lied, this is the last chopon of the night. I love this, takles a min to get going, but once it's there, wew lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PU47g7-lg4
I wonder if there are any gays who don't pack fudge and find it disgusting. Or do all of them have an interest in the hole where shit is released from the body?
>>85505979Gaysexual.A gay fella that isn't bothered about packing fudge.
>>85505339The stuff of dreams for me
>>85506019Trip on Sean xo
Ok, bedtime routine is in full swing, part 1 done. Nighty night.*wobbles off towards the stairs).
Jay SlaterGone but never forgotten x
the small hours
tedious
>>85505085>mind if we take a picture of your body while you're dying for a stock photo lad?grim
>>85505979I know of a guy like this. Says he only likes giving oral
Just had a dream where i was borderline none verbal autistic but to myself seen normal. Imagine thinking you're making perfect sense by but actually talking gibberish to everyone around you. Horrifying
Get some weed and a 40
Time spent escaping innit
Banned from /int/ so imma post here until I finish off my beers x
What you lids been up to anyways x
Holy fuck holy fuck
>>85507165Why ban?
>>85507165>>85507170been getting your batty gaped recently, nappy boy? xx
>>85507183Dunno. I think it was one of my posts about capitalism and Jews lmao x>>85507184Fuck me. Is the gape thing still going on?
DELETE ME OUT OF YOUR MEMORYYOUR MEMORYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI
>>85507165corr they fixed the tripcode thing
I DENOUNCE ANTISEMITISM IN ALL ITS FORMS I JUST CANT CHANGEBURN EVERYTHINGBURN EVERYTHINGLIKE GASOLINEBURN EVERTYTHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg
Mind the gape
disabled lad in a care home
When are Western boomers and civnats garn wake up. Zionists hate White Europeans and Christians. It's an ancient blood feud. Your ancestors killed their ancestors so now they're trying to kill you. Wake up you fucking morons.>An Israeli woman was filmed spitting outside the Monastery of Saint James in Jerusalem.https://x.com/TodaysNewsco/status/2096477057085591854
>>85507271it'll stop when you stop getting your batty gaped, so probably never xx
Modern Germans have no dignity left. They're eternal slaves to their Jewish masters now.Demonic x
>>85507305t. Israeli troll farmHow's the weather in Tel Aviv?
Forcefully gaping Sean
>>85507310nappy condition update? bet it's nice and stinky och aye xx
>>85507310Rather live in Tel Aviv than in Sunderland desu
I wonder who will win the 2028 U.S. presidential election?Whoever it will be me has be approved by AIPAC and Jewish interest groups. America isn't a country and never will be. It is a Jewish owned company. Americans are goy cattle.
>>85507330This is britfeel not yankfeel, little lad
>>85507330Hope it's not that body shamer AOC
Just necked another bud x
How it should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JPGziYm6Oc
IT IS A SMALL ROOTLESS INTERNATIONAL CLIQUE THAT HATES THE PEOPLE AGAINST EACH OTHER
Good on helper for doing something about capitalism by sitting at home all day consuming.
You're Jewish scare tactics don't work on me.I'll never stop posting here. Doxx me as much as you want. I'll never give up x
I was doxxed in 2021 and I am still here.I will always resist the evil of the world x
>85507486yes we know you spend all day here thanks for confirming
WE TAKE SUNDERLAND FROM THE CORRUPT Xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8&t=3s
Sandra is proud of her 30 year old son who spends all day everyday online and playing video games in a care home. She loves telling the other mums how great her son is doing in life. He never give up
SUNDERLAND IS YOURS. NONE SHALL INTERFERE. DO AS YOU PLEASE.STEP FORWARD THOSE WOULD SERVEFOR AN ARMY WILL BE RAISED
COURTS WILL BE CONVENED X
SPOILS WILL BE ENJOYED
>>85507521He an embarrassment to her x
BLOOD WILL BE SHED
THIS GREAT CITYIT WILL ENDURESUNDERLAND WILL SURVIVE
mad how shippy and helperlad both knew each other from a small IRC channel before they happened to meet again on britfeel. Some real truman show shit
Supposedly billions of people on the internet. Doesn't feel like that sometimes
why can't he have his meltdown on brit?
Came inside the gfberg just now meDidn't iX
AOC hates short men never forget
>>85507576How soundspacca
DISPERSE!DISPERSE OR BE FUCKING FIRED UPON!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E
So this is how it all ends huh?
Open fire xAnd launch the scud in every direction xIf we're going down we're taking the world down with us x
>released by his spacker football teamsad!
>>85507592Do you ever look up your peers from school, lad? How are they doing?
>>85507577All women hate short men, if they get with a short man it's both despite him being short and because of other factors that can compensate for his shortness e.g. a fucking bucket of money. But even then most women will still turn down a short man even if he's extremely accomplished, rich, interesting and talented:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE
illegal porn distributor helperlad
It's gonna be a bumpy ride xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2RCCDSBEGk
me? made/ai'd a little css sheet to hide posts from our more retarded comrades until one hovers over themgetting 4chanx to work on firefox seemed more trouble than it was worth, plus I like to do things myselfhttps://pastebin.com/cC5VDCP0
>>85507621im assuming he was at a special school?
>>85507667No, he's perfectly normal just a bit of a mong with substance habits. He's defrauding the benefits system.
>>85507662That is very nice, glad you found something even if you can't get 4chanx working!
Got two wolidays booked for 2027 xTwolls have never even been abroad xAnd that's how it should be x
>>85507672yeah I don't like the idea of them being totally hidden in case I want to read them for whatever reasonnice to have choice in the matter anyhow
>>85507676Do you need to take nappies in your carry-on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuyFhOIA-bE
>>85507683Don't forget this scene happens like 20 minutes later lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nsrSaSmEE
buenos mornas, everyonei dreamt Channel 4 acquired the rights to a bunch of shoes including The Simpsons, where they made new episodes in some 3D style with different voice actors, focused more on one-off jokes than actual storylines.everyone complained and after a couple of years they brought in writers and soundalike voice actors and animated it so it looked and sounded almost exactly like the 90s series. maybe not AS good but we were all happy.sadly they insisted on doing some variety show thing where all these new programmes were interrupted by presenters/comedians cracking jokes after the break about what had just happened in the episode, like a breakfast show or SMTV Live or something. NOBODY LIKED IT they ONLY LIKED THE ACTUAL EPISODES (which is fine because they were on torrents).anyway i hope everyone has a good day. HelperLad drink water Soundlad drink bull semen + honey diluted with water if need be (iykyk)
>a bunch of shoes
>>85507680yes, they are prescription super strength
>>85507671>he's perfectly normal just a bit of a mong with substance habitsComically untrue. He's mentally handicapped, one of those that would have been sent to the looney bin/workhouse back in the day, maybe even offed.
interesting how the LICE never went to portugal this summer on the back of dubious wadeline mcan updates, obviously the heatwave meant they didn't need the usual golfing holiday abroad
fucking hard drive that I used for all me media has died, and I obviously didn't have a backup, might end up becoming DVDlad 2.0
>>85507672Lollers list is a must desu
has anyone ever read my thoughts on filtering 4chan?well i am adding to those thoughts by saying:every post hidden is a post you probably should have reported (assuming it's against the actual rules and you're not just being a softy mcsoftlad)would be interesting to see some stats of pre-4chan-X and pre-inbuilt-extension vs now. for some reason everyone inherently hates moderation, like>oh it makes you a Discord teenager or a Reddit autistwhat about when they just remove spam and that? am i brown-nosing if i say 'i would like that to happen'?
>finally wiping down/hoovering keyboard>little kickstand at the back snaps off>order the same model of keyboard, brand new + clean
juts want Crosslad back...
>>85507879This is why I prefer the view I have coded for myself, where the annoying trip/pass posts are just minimised rather than actually hidden1. One man's spam is another man's treasure. Really, imagine if every waraoke/gape post was deleted on sight. Do you really want to live in that world? Most are annoying, but some make me cry tears of laughter2. I want HHL's antics to be available to me, but I don't want them to take up as much space as they do on the default view, which is why I've minimised themAs a moderation suggestion, I do think tripcode users shouldn't be able to double/triple post or post at all
>>85507894Glad he's gone the cunt
>>85507908reasonable enough lad. for #1 i'd say i like the idea we're all on a level playing field, y'know? there's blocking actual ads, then there's us all seeing DIFFERENT threads (there are sites that do this, 'the algorithm', and it's bad IMO).tripcode users could have a higher cooldown or something, but then the problem is there IS a legit use for tripfrens and say some top lad is telling a fun story or dumping images in succession, something like that. did the sageru 60 second cooldown get removed? i feel like i HAVE posted quicker than that. and i should NOT be allowed.
I just filter drivel like tripmongs and spam posts
>>85507921>seeing DIFFERENT threads>the algorithmyeah I hate that shit too, I like the idea that we're all on a level playing field and there's little to no gay username/personality related drama. Not like redditors constantly competing for updoots. This is my view now and I find it to be a comfy compromise, and you can check my post above for the css if you want to use it yourself.
>>85507806Nuke Portugal
>>85507932So you filter your own posts?
err g-guys?
Corrrr, intensely deep sleep desu desu, had an insane dreamington. Woke up physically exhausted. It's like I was being pulled into sleepworld maybe longer or deeper than I should have been. Weird stuff innit. Now to get up.
It is I, the personality to end all personalities! Drivel? Blogposting? Vagueisms? I've got 'em all--classic Pocket Monsters style! My favourite Pocket Monster? Why, it's Agumon, of course! Ha ha, don't worry: that's just my little joke!Triplord's Question of the Day:Would you rather have hands for feet, or feet for hands? Quite an interesting one, I know, but then I'm quite an interesting guy!
>>85507947The shemale mindset
>>85507947lovely titties phwoar give jungle pussy
Rode the bus to Lidl drunk and bought cider get ins
>>85507948>had an insane dreamingtonelab.
>>85507961Well it's fading from memory now but it was all very dark and ominous. Thanos was in the dream. After the snappingtonshire. I mean that sounds boring really but so much of it I can't recall now, I just know it was very spooky. I don't usually have nightmares. And then there was the other thing but we keeping it private, on account of inferences by dream psychoanalysis experts of britfeel.
mad how you have dreams that feel like they go on for hours and then you wake up and only half an hour has passed
>>85507946I don't post spam and I would never post with a tripcode if that is what you're asking, thanks!
>>85507985Point out all your posts ITT so we can verify this claim
favourite trope? old chinese fella with a mole that has long hair growing from it that he strokes
Just woke up on couch me xPeople will celebrate my downfall but I I'm just a normal a lad from Sunderland xI asked for none of this xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ
>>85507977haha you had a pop culture dream, what a loser!(only joshing marra, my last dream was about The Simpsons.)the non-private part though, i suppose that would be pretty harrowing IRL. i've seen people criticise Avengers Endgame for 'spending too much time' on the dreary post-snap Earth and...what the hell? that was the best part.maybe i'd just enjoy a film about half the population of Earth dying. need to rewatch that Threads (in the right mood) and maybe give that Children of Men a go. appreciate any further recs in a similar vein from my /britfeel/ pals. might as well add to the backlog.
>>85508008You've got it all wrong lid. We're not celebrating your downfall. We're celebrating your rise x
I had a normal dream last night, no death or confrontation. At a club talking to girls, left the club and ended up at a theatre with a friend (thnk it was to watch a wrasslin thing. Went to get popcorn and was getting eye fucked by a female security guard. Started to walk towards her, then woke up. Bit boring, but for somebody who has spent 9 months of the year having dreams where he's fighting for his life (first 3-4 months of the year every night I had to kill somebody in my dreams, the rest of the time it's confrontation/normal fighting) that's not too bad. >>85508009Where the wind blows is a good watch.
>>85508005>85507932>85507985(And this, if you want to include it)Thanks, be seeing you.
>>85508006nobody seems to share my love for 2000s Star Wars fan films (especially the 'we just gave ourselves lightsabers' variety).but Ryan vs Dorkman (2003) has them all. lad fighting with one hand behind his back (until it gets serious), *pushes up glasses*, corrr it is CINEMA.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4there are posters younger than this video, wew.
>>85508009Yeah it's kinda cringe when the vibe/atmosphere of the dream is peak but then like. Homer Simpson appears, or in this case Thanos. Zomg it's Thanos! wowowowow.Agree on the post-snibbedy snab bit being the better part of the film. It's how it should have ended.t. coldsteel the hedgeheg
Oh yeah, love the day after pregabs. Wake up body, it's a feelan good day today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C67F8vH2MmA
Well, Hector... here's the the game plan xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69d1HuT-IlY
>>8550804240+ years old by the way
>>85508047>40+ years old by the waySo?Maybe you thought I should have played an older song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrph2EW9VjY
>>85508046Chances of getting a bag in? Might aswell now x
>>85508012dream trolling you before it gets to the good stuff ;_;>Where the wind blows is a good watch.oh aye cheers, watched it a while ago but i don't remember it tbqh.>>85508033>but then like. Homer Simpson appears, or in this case Thanos. Zomg it's Thanos! media has rotted our brains. dreams are like AI (first person to have this thought, me) in that they're just recycling from elsewhere. but that just means pastoids probably had really incredible dreams. pre-cinema, did everyone dream about book/mythological characters?
Mr Pink was right xEspecially his comment about McDonalds. Why does nobody tipp McDonalds workers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sTSIYzDIk
>>85508065Do you tip your handlers?
>>85508064It true. I feel like I had more unique dreams when I was younger. Now they feel more derivative of other things. Except for in my dreamington last night where I went to pee in the toilet and then there was these people who *wanted* me to do it on them. That was weird af. Unsure how that has anything whatsoever to do with Thanos but the dream sets the rules, not me. And no I didn't like that part of the dream.
Moving to Bhutan to teach orphans lads.
>>85508064I didn't have to fight or kill anybody, so IMO it was a good normal dream.If you want something with hoomanity dying, look at a game called plague inc: evolved. You play as a virus spreading between countries and you can evolve the virus. Not overly detailed, but kind of fun.
still somewhat buzzin on yesterday's pregab meself. >>85508042-sama, you weren't wrong last night, although i don't know which form of ordering you meant.let's just say i exchanged some Minecraft Emeralds for my Blaze Powder, but it would be handy knowing a Villager in close proximity to restock my inventory as-needed.on a totally-completely-unrelated note, here's hoping for dat Sunday post <3
>>85508075More like "moving to Bhutan to shag orphans". NONCE.
>>85508065the system in the U.S. is utterly insane. i saw picrel ages ago and thought it was some nonsense. then i visited .gov sites for different states and yeah, this is actually how it works over there.basically waiters have to make up their wages with tips, even to 'reach' minimum wage. they're at risk of losing their jobs if they don't get enough tips.not to mention this image/info is 10+ years old at this point. now we have more cashless payments and adding tips to the bill. it is NOT a gratuity and Mr Pink is 100% correct about how it SHOULD work.
Feels like we have some yanks here
Thread full of ageing incels
>>85508083shameful when theres kids here
>>85508080I had to think what I said last night. I have a couple of people for god's shrubbery, but not for pregabs, and I don't like dealing with brown dealers. I know urgh racephobism, but I live in a town with a lot of them, and have past experiences. Some of them are ok(ish), but they will change when around other brown folk.
They called it the end of an era xNothing ends x
Choon time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyASdjZE0R0
cl*nker giving me contradictory info about the meaning behind a song. imagine this was a person, a media literate 'expert', turning 360 degrees and saying>Haha, you are completely right! :Dmaybe it's intentional. plausible deniability when it's wrong, then everyone gets a little kick out of giving it some lip.
Got two weers left xHappy times x
Got two gapes left. x
Sunday vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vjkh-acmTE
*remembers that time he was walking to his fren's to watch an england football game and a car full of pakis pulled up next to him shouting about not wearing an england top round ere*That was a bad situation, 4 of the fuckers got out. All I thought is oh fugg as soon as they get close I have to start swinging for muh life. Luckily for me at that exact time a group of chavs walked round the corner and charged the pakis, who then jumped in their car and fled. Chavs walked me down to my mate's,. and even shared a spliff with me. That changed my opinion of chavs, desu.
>>85508134I've had to correct Gemini multiple times in the past. It's not infallible.
>>85508134Imagine anyone but you give a fuck. You sad little man.
Helper how big is your cock for real? Do you have a micropeen?
Slow night mr Allan xNot for long I imagine xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM
Had another dream where I was sucking cock. What's that all about? No, I'm not joking. It's always women with cocks too (I'm not attracted to men).
>>85508167Maybe you've been watching too much worningtonshire desu desu. It a powerful visual stimulus. Wouldn't recommend it anyway.
>>85508167You want to kill your mother and fuck your father. Strange as most want it the other way round (according to freud).
Man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, and then drink takes the man, ain't it so Dad x
>>85508160This has been answered
standing outside the s*an blaring this from a jbl speakerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYaT8w0Nt-w
Time for a little bit of energy drink, try get the body energised. Then ring the chauffeur for a lift to my frens. Finish muh spliff, and jump in the shower.Good choon time, and luckily great vid time as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ
I stood for what was right x
>>85508091ditch diggers dont have to deal with the public constantly, tips are to stop waiters throwing boiling hot water in rude people's faces, of which there are far too many
>the shining 4k is the amerislop extended cutWon't need to upgrade my Blu-ray then, will I? Kubrick was right to trim it down.
Got the bicicleta sorted yesterday lidsThe bottom bracket had exploded internally, ball bearings everywhere when it took it out kek Suprised it was only 10 quid from halfrauds for a new one tbqh
The chauffeur has taken my sibling somewhere. What an inconvenience/ Only joking. I forgot my mum rang last night when I was in spasticmode, so I txt and said I was gaming. Wondered what she was on about just now asking me how I did.Getting a lift to at frens from my sisters fella. He's alrightish, also a copper so... He's okish with weed, and I don't smoke it out in public or anything so won't get him in shit, but I do smoke it at mine and at my mum's (in the garage).
Papa John's on tap next week x
Weird ass hairline
>>85508123Paid your rent to mr Singh recently?
doing alright there chat x
>far right racist is completely dependent on a brown sikh man Comedy on the highest level
>got a full wokkle of VK left in the fridgeWe have to drink it nows x
>>85508258It should have been you instead of Henry Nowak
i was waiting on the weekend shandy bass melty on friday night tbqh really hope the cunt gets another ban for being a fucking gremlin
YOU'RE THE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE AND I'M GETTING SICK OF IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKhc55QRzM
>>85508258long live the welperlong live the welper regime
>>85508235Reminds me of a certain britfeeler
What's going on here then de lids?
Women can look like this and still get 100 simps
>>85508287Wouldn't mind smacking my cock against her soft belly to be fair.
>Youtube BD>da fuk?>googleygoogle's>Bangladesh>??????Ah yes, I remember being drunk and setting my location to bangladesh the other night. Actually that was about 5 nights ago, and I've only just noticed now.Oh well. Choon time, then I need a shower.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4oZdUV-G-Y
Smells of piss in my gaff. Can't pinpoint the source.
>>85508299iktf. i can understand the odd dribble because of the ol' special K, but it's weird leaving the shower, walking around, and getting a mild whiff. it's not my bed, i don't have a dog, where the HELL is it coming from?
>>85508299apparently mandy smells of pissim note quite sure what mandy is
might go downstairs and check if the post has been, actually.Sunday, but you never know.
>>85508316Sort of do know, but it's an adventure for you.
>>85508306I DO have a dog and I suspect they pissed inside and it dried without me finding it but I have no idea where.
>>85508307NTA but you'd hope a female that pisses herself, but knowing the world today, it's a guy called andy inna wig pissing himself.
Yeah, when I've had a drink I like to post movie clips. I enjoy drama. Not a crime is it?
Ever thought about ending it all? Would be a good idea :)
look at this little land
Fugg sake, sat here procrastinating instead of showering. I do have enough time for a strip wash. >>85508335For myself or another or the world? First 2 yes, 3rd no.Not going to do it, I can't fugg my soul over, it not rite.
Got Alton Towers booked for October too xDoing that scarefest xhttps://www.altontowers.com/explore/events/scarefest/
>>85508320Royal Mail does Special Deliveries on Sundays, and sometimes they include Tracked24 and Tracked48 parcels.
I did the Flamingo Land one last year. Stalk in the Park. I just didn't think it was worth doing it again this year as it would be the same experience as last year xHaven''t been to Alton Towers since 2017 so should be fun x
>>85508349Ah, I'm just a 2nd class get it when ya get it type of chap.
>>85508354How many kids did you rape in Flamingo Land? You're a fucking wrongun.
>>85508354I unironically envy your life. I wish I could afford trips to Alton Towers and Flamingo Land.
Oh nice, I found muh fishing t-shirt. I love this one, desu.
>>85508369He goes as part of an organised group for mentally disabled people. That doesn't sound like much fun to me.
>>85508372every time i see a fisherman silhouette i think of morgoth
>>85508369t. welper
>>85508369You can get cheap day trips to Flamingo Land de lid. I usually do the Monday to Friday at the waravan as you don't get to do everything on a day trip but if you go now it's worth it as the schools are back so the queues aren't massive,
i quite enjoy boil in the bag rice
It makes sense he goes to Flamingo Land. The kiddies probably see his neck and think he's a mascot.
>>85508405Lmfao so funny hahahaha lol you sure showed him haha.
On the VK nows x
>>85508405It's long legs that flamingos have not long necks. You're thinking of giraffes. Very different animal. If they were going to think he was a mascot it would be Geoffrey the Giraffe from Toys r Us, but unfortunately Toys r Us went bust years ago.
Flamingos have long necks as well you bellend.
Maybe it's powers trying to come back on xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc_i5TKdmh
>>85508418You're right mate sorry about that
>hair gets in the way of food while eating>eat hair
Got to pay off all these credit cards. x
>>85508428Got 300 quid on mine xPaying it off when I paid next week x
for me? using a credit card to pay off multiple payday loans
no debt for me in fact a have a small amount of saving tucked away
>>85508431wow do you have a job now mate so proud of you
>>85508286shedding its skin
>>85508431Got almost two grand on mine. x
Washed and (not fully) clean. Time to face the IRL.Not had a poo today, which is worrying when having to go out.Oh well.Having a little bounce and things might be stirring. Good, but not when getting picked up in a few min. Bugger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
I have the Amazon Barclays credit card. Ngl I mostly use it for getting Subways and Maccies but I bought a pair of trainers on it yesterday for 85 quid so it's higher than last month. No interest as long as I pay the full balance within 30 days x
>>85508456Just max it out and then do a cheeky 0 percent balance transfer. That's the true SSM way. x
>>85508445>Got almost two grand on mineFucking hell. Are you not getting raped on interest?
Me?I have 0 credit card debt I can afford things i want/need and live within my means
>>85508469same, ive got a mortgage as well
>>855084680 percent interest until Summer next year and I plan to have most of it paid off by then. x
>>85508475Sound. I just pay off mine on a monthly basis x
>>85508490As long as you make a little above the monthly payment de lid. Best use it for emergencies only and not get carried away like me. x
>>85508469Hungering after material possessions are the folly of man. Absolving yourself from consumer pursuits beyond your basic needs is the key to happiness. So much suffering begins with the words of 'I want.'
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