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burkha boys of dover edition
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/babbymanfeel/
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First for GAPED.
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>>85508506

Every single one of those thugs would kill me, just because im trans
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>>85506402
>>85506402
>>85506402
ye old thread of antiquity
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>>85508521
they'd kill you just for having 5 quid in your pockets
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Good lads x
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>>85508521
the muslims they hate would also kill you, bad time to be trans tbqhwy lass
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were you there with your fellow "patriots" ?
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>>85508529
>that giant on the left
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only read the news stories. even in those, locals were reported saying stuff like, 'the masked men looked scary at first, but they were really polite.'
the face covering rules only came into law in June, thanks to that Act we all failed to prevent. think it didn't apply here because it wasn't a 'planned' protest.

don't want to get into the specific 'sides' because i think this affects anyone and everyone who protests:

what the FUCK is anyone's problem with this? i know some people missed ferries, but it's not like there were fires or fights, since that's then what would get reported. not just 'disruption' (from a protest? wow.)

so what's the intended purpose of a peaceful protest? if anything, they'll NOT listen to these people, and even use them as an example of yobbos doin it wrong. so how do you organise a protest where politicians actually listen to what the people want?
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>>85508562

That's Big Baz x

Crushes antifa skulls on the reg x
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Ever since I got glasses I feel like that cat wojak wearing glasses picture every time I wear them corrr.
Also imagine in the big 2026 baseding out over the most obvious sneedop ever. It just wouldn't be me desu desu.
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>>85508568
what organization are they from?
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One thing i have been wondering recently lods

The people who drees loud or brash, shit that would instantly get your attention, why are most of them the "shy" timid, scared of their own shadow "i just want to be left alone" types?

>"oh the kid with bright green scarecrow type hair and odd coloured eyebrows is getting shit in school? no fucking way kek "

Everyone has forgotten that if you dress like a twat you are going to get shit for it

"We should just accept everyone for who they are"
Bollox, people need to know when they are being fucking retarded
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I want to totally take a woman. I want to overpower her and overwhelm her and have her submit to me and give herself over to me. I want to pour myself into her and meld my masculine and her feminine forms and energies into an act of love making in the purest sense. I want all of that, but apparently I'm "gay" because I want to do all that in her arsehole.

Riiiight...
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>>85508583
eveyone needs a certain amount of attention, they are just to timid to get it through their actions so the use physical gimmicks instead
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im sure the dover protestors will go to court just like the lefties have been
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Gaping Sean but it's not consensual
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>>85508589
>Sean is writing out his erotic fantasies on britfeel
What a life
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>>85508601
no arrest apparently
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>>85508525
What can a fiver buy now? All day bus pass?

>>85508536
Socially its shit, medically its gold. Just have to avoid all social interaction so i don't get killed and can die alone
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>>85508583
What a horrid perspective
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>>85508614
>Just have to avoid all social interaction so i don't get killed and can die alone
grim
im sorry lass, you dont deserve this
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>>85508632
Its shit but I've seen what happens when i let my guard down. Im 2526 they'll look back and say "im glad i wasnt alive in 2026"
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>>85508529
probably all low IQ NEETs like you
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>>85508580
>Anti-hate organisation Hope Not Hate claims that Patriot Platform arranged the protest in Dover.
according to the Beeb. but that could just be the name of a Telegram chat, 'founded by Daniel Thomas in July'.

idk, it's always written as if these are secret groups actually meeting up, but 'meetings' probably just means group calls. and chances are they just sprang up one day, they'll get bored, it'll be someone else before long.

point is, the government keeps insisting protest is a valuable part of our democracy. we've had hundreds of peaceful protests the past few years alone. what have they accomplished?
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>>85508622
point out the parts that are wrong lad
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>>85508638
in a way you're a trail blazer, the spears tip toa new and more compassionate humanity, thats if we dont slide back into authoritarian goosestepping nonsense
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>>85508651
>Hope Not Hate
scumbags
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>>85508583
my school had a standard dress code (blazer, shirt, trousers for boys, skirt for girls). some goff types dyed their hair, rarely bright colours, usually just jet black or bleach blonde. teachers would tell them off, but what could they do?

walked around my old hometown recently, now there are visibly 'queer' (as i'm sure they'd say) teenagers with spiky purple hair and anime badges all over their blazers, as much jewellery as they can fit on their arms, makeup (including the boys) that goes way beyond just a fleck of eyeliner.

BACK IN MY DAY that would have been insane, they'd get sent home. but i guess now they're 'queer presenting' and the new head just has to allow it? they're technically still 'wearing the uniform'...
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>>85508651
>Hope Not Hate
heroes
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Finishing off my VK nows x
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Just remembered that Hope not hate tweeted about him during the marmitespastic4 days oh my kek
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>>85508683
You are the worst person I've ever come to be aware of
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Still lowkey blows my mind that that's a real image and not an AI fake. Laura knows the score x
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>>85508689
Isn't that how big your penis is little lad?
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>>85508684
i made that post and i dont like them because they got bases morgorth. they're anti-white
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>>85508696
>Isn't that how big your penis is little lad
stop it, you'll make him cum!
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>>85508653
Bullying just makes kids traumatised
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low bread supply, doubled up the ham + cheese in my toastie. and omd it is LUSH
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>>85508702
its builds character lad, cant have these timid cunts mincing about everywhere pretending to be a cat or some shit
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>>85508683
>>85508689
She's clearly familiar with the whole SPH/Femdom scene. She knows the triggers.
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>>85508703
that does look nice, lush even
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>>85508657
I hope one day society can be less hateful, its much better for everyone to live with peace in their hearts, hatred is tiring.

I can see the UK going full fascist desu, we already have a concentration camp on UK soil with awful conditions for failed asylum seekers
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>>85508696

Pretty much x

>>85508701

Nope. On that semen retention grind from today x
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>>85508684
They already knew he was dwelling in his boxroom all those years ago haha
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>>85508706
No it doeant, just makes them a shut in. We should be nice to one another
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>>85508689
Shame she is thick as pig shit, she needs a non speaking role ASAP
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>>85508559
ofc not, little lad can't afford the train fare
bet that crowd stunk to high heaven n all
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>>85508703
Would eat that, i have run out of bread and i cannot go outside.

Are thr liquorice pellets nice?
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Finishing off my VK nows then garn neck a wustlerz x
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>Far right boomers on Facebook said he could be the young face of the BNP

Whoahahahahha
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Fuck man I don't even feel tired.

Lowkey wempted to go for more wooze x
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>>85508762
It's insane there was genuinely a point in history where people thought that HHL could potentially become a charismatic leader in a popular far-right movement. Obviously only stupid wankers thought that, but even so, that's mental. And now he spends his time in the most degenerate way possible and any proper nazi would euthanise him without a second thought
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>>85508762
what are you talking about here?
>>85508769
there is literally no reason not to get on the vodka right now
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>>85508769
Cheeky wag maybe lad? Some of the best times I've had are just pushing through and getting a connect to hook me up with some coke and getting my second/third wind.
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>>85508785
>wag

Fuck that I'm garn waravan tomorrows. A wag will write me off. Just feel like having a few more drinks to carry me through to the evening x

Probably a bad idea x
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banty boys
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Wonder if Nick Griffin knew of HHL
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>>85508802
shippy was in the BNP he gave moni a BNP rosette at a meeting once
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoW9O_BAosA
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>>85508802
Was probably planning to groom him and bum him in some grotty old pub in a shithole northern town
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>>85508809
Shippy was a nobody though. HHL had thousands of youtube subscribers and had news articles written about him
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>>85508802

I exchanged emails with him in 2010 x

Keeping it private x
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>>85508809
A paki at a BNP meeting just have been like a hen in a wolfs den
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>>85508798
>Fuck that I'm garn waravan tomorrows.
Fairs lad, sounds like a plan, you do yous and fuck the seethers x
You still go for some blow every now and then or you sobering up?
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>tfw I know a proffessional footballer
>tfw we exhanged racist shit on MSN messengger back in the day
>tfw I could have ruined his career if I leaked our chats to the press

Good thing I'm not a grass x
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Nick griffins boss eye
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>>85508817
>news articles written about him
i highly doubt that
>>85508825
its was a britfeel meet up there is a picture of it in the archives
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corr lad
to think in another timeline you could have been leader of an ultranationalist Britain
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Perhaps it was Nick Griffin who introduced Sean to gaping in the early 2010s
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>>85508826

Haven't done sniff since January x
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>>85508828
they already hate him for playing in anti-LGBT Saudi kek
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me standing up like Daniel in de lion's den
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STEP FORWARD THOSE WOULD SERVE

GARN SHOP ME. FUCK IT X
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Sean sits alone, seething about Jews, Blacks, Tories, the royals.
You sit alone. seething about Sean.
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>be brown left wing tranny
>always attract literal far right men

Why is it like this, everytime? Why do they want to fuck me so bad. One guy even said "what rights dont trans people have?" Then was surprised i didn't want to meet him lol.

No, seriously someone explain to me why this is a thing
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>>85508845
What happenend to the bag that was sent to you?
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LOYALISTS ASSEMBLE X

WE'LL SHOW THEM X
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>Sean sits alone, seething about Jews, Blacks, Browns, Tories, the royals.
Yet his landlord is a Sikh. Kek
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>>85508882
Standing backs and standing byes x
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How many hours have you spent on 4chan this week?
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>>85508844
saying a young boy probably "enjoyed" performing oral sex on an older pakistani man would sink marmiteman/SGA/HHL's political career
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>>85508888
civnat zog slave tommeh rubenstein tricked the dimwits into thinking sikhs are 'based kebab removers'
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>>85508506
What was this about in pic? QRD?
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>>85508897
He laughed when he saw CSAM, why?
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>>85508914
i can't say for sure but he also enjoys britney spears dressed as a schoolgirl as well as a porn actress who's whole gimmick is looking like a little girl
definitely a trend here
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>>85508908
A bunch of dole dosser waste of space masked coward thugs gathering on a motorway where those two police officers got killed as a counter protest. They literally have nothing else going on in their lives so they are doing this and helper sees these thugs as his heroes. Unbelievably sad and pathetic.
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Garn to the shop for some wodka x

End of an era x
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>>85508946
>girl with no tits does sph
laffin
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I'll be sound as long as the wooze is finished off by 5pm x

Need to do my washing for tomorrows x
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3 inches erect
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>>85508965
Ask a carer to do it
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>>85508965
Kelly putting your dirty skidders in the washing machine for you lad?
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corrr Sunday post hath arrived.

ye of little faith.
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>>85508988
I thought it was 4? This is very unsettling.
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Got a 35cl wodka to end the sesh x

End of an era x
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Full scale collapse era vibes at that shop x
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>>85508818
what did your parents think of you being a far-right youtuber lad?
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40 year old virgin getting drunk and posting to no one on anonymous british incel forums
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BURN EVERYTHING
LIKE GASOLINE
BURN EVERYTHING
BURN EVERYTHING
I JUST CAN'T CHANGE
BURN EVERYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg
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>>85509089
You're reading all his posts, no?
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>>85509097
no mate lol
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shall be comparing the scouser standard to their competitor's gear. let's see if my loyalties remain.
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This some late stage collapse era shit x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
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>>85509097
No I've had him filtered for months x
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I read all of HHL's post
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>>85509108

Phwoaaaaar ngl I would hoover up a few lines rn ngl de lid x
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OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YTx-oGtOKw
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>>85509147
sup helper? fancy some chik fil a?
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Oh look our little lolcow is back. Wonder what embarrassing thing he will say next?
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Nothing says perfection like White x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVN-v3dRZzk
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You really think I gave the order?
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>>85508703
Why not just make your own bread from scratch?
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On the wodka and coke nows x
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Make no mistake, she intends to take my place now x
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>>85509196

nta but I have a bread maker and it is LUSH x

picrel, we need a 60 second cooldown pls mods if you are reading this, no need to make 2 posts in under a minute
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>>85509162
Does he make it easier for you to forget or not think about your own failures?
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>>85509243
whichever makes you feel better, fella
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If HHL really doesn't live in a care where did he take this picture?
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YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR NOTHING X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4rMkCrW-xA
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>>85509243
No it makes me remember how much of a loser he is, he has well over 20,000 posts and years of embarrassing archived posts here. Might be the most pathetic person on 4chan
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Bhutanese babes. I wonder what they are like.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE

TO KEEP THEM FROM RESISTING

TO SHOW THEM HOW POINTLESS IT IS

OR DIE
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Apparently school kids are getting far far more racist these days. Wonder why.
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arizona might have the best firefighter ads
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTLzrvuk5wM/
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>>85509277
Let's be honest, pal. You wouldn't have the courage to talk to one.
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>>85509243
I don't play in the same kind of league as HHL, so I don't compare myself to him at all. I just enjoy the laughs
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>>85509274
He's our little Chris chan they both have a lot in common.
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>>85509288
Currently have a wife lad. Dont tell her.
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>>85509281
Do you think they will do everything you fantasised about doing but didn't have the bottle?
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YOU WANNA DIE FOR THIS PLANET

FINE X
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Fucking horrible atmosphere in the house this morning. I got absolutely wasted last night and made a fool of myself. Apparently I asked my sister to wank me off. Fucking grim, I don't even want that. I think I said it as a way to get her to shut the fuck up and leave me alone, but my parents are making a huge deal of it as if I actually wanted incest
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4737, Carlin, Sir!
I'm the daddy round 'eeeere
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Apparently these little tykes have gone full fashy racist.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racism-uk-primary-schools-suspensions-37631632

Really interesting. Teachers online saying that 10 years ago teenagers were woke as fuck and scared to saying anything homophobic racist or transphobic. Now all of them (white kids) are fucking mentally racist apparently.
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>>85509297
Corr would be nuts if some school kid unleased the UK's entire nuclear arsenal on the middle east
tiktok clout would be insane
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>>85509262
Ignoring the jeety backroom le ebin liminality slop for a second, I hate how I can feel the stagnant warmth of that corridor just by looking at it.

It's not backrooms, it's just cheap ugly buildings built to cookie-cutter regulations.
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You can see it on Twitter. Back in the 2010s woke Twitter had enormous influence over society. HR departments and journalists in particular. Really had a knock on effect on society.

Since Musk bought it Now it is just a den of extreme racism and it makes /pol/ look tame. Genocidal hatred of Indians. Wild.
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>>85509306
*bashes you with a pool ball in a sock*
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The wokes are losing the culture war at this point I think. Totally in retreat. You can see Novara Media and Ash Sarkar and AOC all distancing themselves from 2010s woke which peaked in 2020.

Wonder what we are heading to?
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True, low effort but true. I fucking hate work and """work culture""".
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HfggaER8maE
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Looks like DVDlad has got some heavy competition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oue73x27R6c
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I hope we are heading for a Khmer Rouge racist style uprising of gammons.
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One day we're all gonna look back on this era with nostalgia. Ruthmong. The gape posts. Helper's drunken meltdowns. All of it.
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>>85509341
Whatever happened to Moni and Shoutanon and zoomer?
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>>85509298
First time I've really seen you post here. Your reputation proceeds you. What a mong
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>>85509336
Could we maybe not and instead just have a competently run country that isn't suicidal and actively hostile to its citizens? You know like how we did for hundreds of years before this shit?
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>>85509358
Precedes* maybe I'm the mong
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YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE.

THINK, BRITFEEL, THINK!

YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS WORLD CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY

EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS???
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I sort of am hoping for a complete global collapse of society. Total economic and ecological collapse and roaming violent gangs and bandits.
All of that happening whilst I am cozy and safe in a nice happy little house in Bhutan whilst the world burns
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>>85509369
The weak like us will be the first to die once the normalos take control
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Bennies for citizens but not for immigrants. It's as simple as that. Immigrants are here to work or get FUCKED.
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>>85509317
The left really fucked themselves with identity politics. Life got insanely expensive and they have absolutely no answer for it. For decades they were too focused on influencing corporations to only promote women. The main beneficiaries were white women from wealthy backgrounds. White men from poor backgrounds were left massively worse off. A huge lurch to the right should surprise no one.
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>>85509378
Believe it or not lad that's exactly what happens already.
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>>85509367
I'll still have you welper, I'll still have you x
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Lads, is there a name for this attitude that I see all the time and can't fucking stand but don't know exactly what it's called beyond just someone being a fucking bellend? Here:
>Hi, are you looking to buy?
>Well yeah I don't have a choice, the other place is thirty miles away, are you suggesting that I drive thirty miles for [thing]?
>Uh, no.
Like that sort of attitude. That assumption that you know or care about every aspect of their life enough to judge that this person in particular wouldn't be willing to do things otherwise? What is this attitude? Is it just a manifestation of extreme entitlement? Help me out here lads.
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>>85509359
The ruling spiritually Norman class has been hostile to its own citizens since 1066. At the height of the British Empire the ruling class saw the ordinary British proles as canon fodder to be sent over the top to get wealth and power for the ruling class.
All that Victorian patriotism and power was a way of manipulating the masses to get them to put on a red coat and go conquer for Queen and Country.

Now we are in an era in which patriotism is a barrier to the movement of free labour. Those Indians and Pakistanis and Nigerians make better and cheaper workers so the ruling class need to make patriotism and anger at the problems with immigration illegal and unthinkable.
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>>85509393
Yeah there's a word for it. It's called solipsism. It basically means when people act like they are the only ones who really exist and everyone else is just a side character in their universe.
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>look like im homeless with stubble or beard
>Look like im a baby without one
No winning lads
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>>85509381
It was not just the identity politics it was the kind of personality that was attracted to that kind of politics. Incredibly self righteous. Hypersensitive but very very aggressive and ironically low in empathy. Crybully tendencies. Hypocrisy. Very fragile but weirdly intensive and cruel to others not on their side.

This really put people off and made a lot of people just not want to interact with people like that.
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Remember when the term sjw was big back in 2013/2014 ish.
Stuff really kicked off when the online atheist community split in 2011 over elevatorgate.
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https://youtu.be/3Rg56xJ7KbY
choonage
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>>85509359
A little something called technological progress happened. We're not going back to those times where every spacker mong was valuble as a farmhand and could keep his woman in check being the sole provider.
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okay Firefox, the site i'm visiting has a certificate that is only valid for their domain, not this subdomain. oh well, it happens.

now where the FRIG is the option to 'go on ahead anyway'?
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>>85509409
Yeah I know exactly what you mean. The irony is that they are a tiny minority but they shouted the loudest. Most people are just like "yeah I want life to be fairer."
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>>85509420
Farmhands were never regarded as valuable
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>>85509397
Utter nonsense, the ruling class suffered more heavily per capita than the proles during WW1, lad. It fucking decimated the upper classes because they all saw it as their duty to fight.

>Now we are in an era in which patriotism is a barrier to the movement of free labour. Those Indians and Pakistanis and Nigerians make better and cheaper workers so the ruling class need to make patriotism and anger at the problems with immigration illegal and unthinkable.
But they don't make better labour, not even remotely, and the idea that it makes the ruling classes richer is absurd when those same classes are implementing higher and higher taxes on themselves(?) consistently while also stagnating the economy and increasing the pay of the poorest rung in society at a higher rate than the highest.

We're just being managed by incompetent gay race communists, there's no grand class scheme designed to beat the proles down. This is just what leftism does to everyone.
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YOU ARE ALL NEXT X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQHMOAf3Vb4
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>>85509439
I've only seen clips, so maybe I'm missing something here, but what stopped thragg just fucking killing the main characters in a couple seconds?
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>The attitude of the whole of the west is the same as the online echo chambers I live my life on. We are rising up and I will be here, online cheering on the fall and rise of nation.
LOL, no and cringe.
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>>85509262
person visit place say thing

i am king of England. why? been Buckingham Palace x
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>We're just being managed by incompetent gay race communists, there's no grand class scheme designed to beat the proles down. This is just what leftism does to everyone.
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What a waste x
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>>85509385
Yeah but they also give refugees housing and food and money when they should get FUCK ALL.
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>>85509385
We currently have 1.3 million foreign born people claiming benefits.
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Sophie Turner as Lara Croft. She has literally zero butt.
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>>85509467
You're talking about less than 40,000 people. And you'd be singing a different tune if you were one of them.
>>85509470
"Foreign born" is a bit misleading there lad. Many of the people you're talking about are British citizens. "Claiming benefits" is also a bit misleading. We're talking about universal credit which is also an in-work benefit.
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>>85509476
how about respecting foids sometime
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American propagranda x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lq3SOB8sw
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>>85509479
Fuck off you lying BASTID.
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>>85509488
Sorry lad, it's your heroes who've been lying to you. You should be angry at them for manipulating you, not me
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>>85509479
>"Foreign born" is a bit misleading there lad.
Not really, they are foreigners born overseas.
>Many of the people you're talking about are British citizens.
Not true in most cases ofc, but in the cases where it is then it just proves that it's illegitimate. A piece of paper does not a citizen make.
>"Claiming benefits" is also a bit misleading. We're talking about universal credit which is also an in-work benefit.
Again, not really. Productive people are taxed and that tax money is being redistributed to foreign-born people. Quibbling over which benefit it is specifically is meaningless, it shouldn't be one single penny to any of them.

The fact that we're even having this conversation is a big joke. Try going to basically any other country and pulling this shit.
>Um, yes hello, I'm an immigrant, give me free money.
The bureaucracy won't even be able to comprehend your request, let alone grant it.
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Imperial forces will soon be organized into units. Europe first then North America. A new era beckons x
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>>85509493
>A piece of paper does not a citizen make.

You can have your own personal definition of "citizen" but it just makes you look a bit silly. It would be more defensible to say that you don't believe they should be citizens rather than living in a fantasy world.
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>>85509500
Nappy status? x
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When we take over the United States and their nuclear arsenal we will blackmail the world x
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>>85509482
He will never respect them because none of them want anything to do with a loser like him.
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>>85509504
Of course that's the implication I was making with that point. It's a legal fiction. Citizenship is meaningless if you simply give it to anyone who has stayed in the geographical area of the nation long enough. In the same way that marriage has been distilled to a legal fiction if you can just go and divorce instantly at any time for no reason.
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Helper and I sorting out the forruns American History X style. Oh aye. x
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My gf is a white forrin, Reform's least favourite type. Im going to marry her and put five kids in her and Farrage can't stop me
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>>85509535
>American History X
learning that racists are mostly retards that have been misled ?
have you actually seen the film?
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>>85509524
Have you thought of moving somewhere else? A bit ironic considering we're talking about the evils of immigration here, but I genuinely think you might be happier in another country where things are run a bit more to your liking
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>>85509453
it's a cartoon program for children and dumb teenagers, so of course nappy boy loves it
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Listen, I'm a neutral x

I don't take sides x

I will say this. Both sides have good points x
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>>85509568
Yes both Huggies and Pampers have their good sides and bad sides
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Reform is an generally economically libertarian, socially liberal, anti-immigration, pro-law-and-order populist party.

A lot of people try to make it out to be something it isn't. The reality is that even a relatively milquetoast party like Reform would be a fucking million times better than what we have right now and is the only party capable of contesting the Lib-Lab-Con uniparty in the next election.
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>HelperLad !!53i4YrndgQA
Is this the real Welper or a fake? II thought he fucked off after he got doxxed.
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3 inches erect watching sph in his nappies
what a life
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@85509587
100% this is Sean
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>>85509578
Reform will govern exactly like the last conservative government except they'll loosen up regulation for big businesses/landlords and allow them to erode workers and consumers rights. They'll allow them to sack/evict people without cause and sell people lower quality food. That's basically all that will change. The lives of the vast majority of people will get substantially worse or at least more precarious. Looking forward?
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He's been known to shamelessly self-deprecatingly sameswan for years.
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guys, trust me, the party of ex tories led by a banker is better than the tories
do i need to get my pascal's wager chart out again?
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Not me pal.

Not at all x
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>>85509592
Agreed. No one wants to humiliate him about his fetishes
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>>85509598
This is a really weird cope desu. Does it come from a deeply rooted insecurity leading to the idea that improving anything is impossible?
>>85509601
Is the chart wrong?
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>>85509599

Aye fair enough I did make that post but I was high as a kite. Funny how all my screenshotted posts are when I was high or drunk af x
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>>85509608
yes ickle fella, pascal's wager is a flawed argument
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>>85509608
I dunno why you think that it's a cope. What do you think I'm coping with? I don't think that improving anything is impossible. I think improving the quality of life of most people through politics is difficult even if you want to do it, and they don't.
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>>85509610
Why do you think the fact you were on drugs is some kind of excuse? It makes it worse.
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For me, it's this HHL post. Genuinely spat out my drink when I read it.
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>>85509627
Imagine bringing Rishi Sunak into your humiliation fetish. Bizarre
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remember when hhl smashed up his glass coffee table
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Come one man

Give me a break

Pick on someone else x
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Remember when I was a kid and you could still visit the pilot on a plane, was pretty cool honestly but the downside was you had to suck him off. It was the rule.
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>>85509642
But you are our favourite lolcow
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Was his 'wish I fucked off politics and focused on girls' post on his current trip? I can't find it in the lorechives.
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>>85509657
I remember a lad read that post out on Vocaroo and it was particularly funny. He basically struggled to read it from laughing. Feel bad for HHL, that was one of his moments of clarity where all of his cope failed. A bit like that video of Makaveli 420 where, just for a moment, you can see him realise how utterly shit his life is and he almost cries.
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>>85509656

What even are you? A cyberbullying discord? Why am I your target. Ngl I'm rarely here. I only come here when I'm drunk x
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i predict a fry up
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>>85509666
Kek, got links to the original post or the vocaroo? Desuarchive is so shite.
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>>85509672
Sorry lad I don't, and the Vocaroo is likely long gone and expired unless some lad saved it.
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>>85509670
We don't have anything against you lad, we just think you are funny
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Steaming as wocket now x
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>>85509657
>>85509666
>>85509672
>>85509680
I am here to save the day:
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/70742957/#70748354
https://vocaroo.com/15FLb8drJpkw
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32-year-old man drunk in a care home ar half 4 in the afternoon
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The Fall of Fry must happen while he is still alive.
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>>85509705
Kek you fucking legend thank you. That vocaroo is hilarious
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>>85509709
>32-year-old man drunk in a care home ar half 4 in the afternoon
howling
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>>85509705
Appreciate it lad, how did you search for it on desu? I tried but the search is so fucking bad
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If HHL "focused on girls and making happy memories" he'd probably be in jail for sexual offences right now. Thank god he was occupied by politics
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>>85509705
>and focus on GIRLS
picturing sean trying this and laffin oh aye x
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Sean attending university on a full-ride scholarship in Applied Gaping (extended six year course with industrial placement).
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HHL is actually a good looking guy and he'd have no trouble with girls if he wasn't "educationally subnormal"
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>>85509599
And you've read everyone of his posts and you go digging through the archives for more. You just can't get enough of him, can you?
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>>85509714
When that happens, will your life be better? Will you magically have friends and be popular? Will you attain with a woman and make her your wife and have children with her?
No, keep seething.
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>>85509758
It could happen lad. I might end up in a conversation with a nice girl when I'm in the public gallery at his trial, and then we'll shag. I also might end up being regarded as a hero among the Stephen Fry Justice community and be popular and have loads of friends thanks to my witch hunt of him. You don't know.
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Welper won lol
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britfeel is shit time to grow up x
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Another uneventful week over with. Still got no friends, still don't have a girlfriend. Still a snivelling coward.
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>>85509797
go outside and talk to people mate
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>>85509797
Get involved in the Stephen Fry Justice community lad, could pay off big for you.
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>>85509598
Bold of you to think reform or Farage will still be here in 2029. The wheels are already starting to fall off
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Are you just taking a timeout from being with your wife and children to rip into Sean?
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>>85509627
I remember when helper and Moni was foaming at the mouth at the prospect of an upcoming brown prime minister. #Ready4Rishi they said.
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How many of your mates were out with you last night?
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Once you go black we don't want you back
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ADHD lass on the blower

All kicking off x
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>>85509822
Quite literally yes lad. The kid was being fucking annoying earlier, doing my head in. He's asleep now thank god. My wife is sitting next to me on her phone scrolling while I'm sitting here doing this
>>85509832
Two. You?
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Not including your family and people in the service industry. How many women have you spoken to this week?
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>>85509714
He's probably packed the fudge of babies too.
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>>85509840
I'd say about six or seven, just guessing roughly. Can't be bothered to mentally go through my week to count.
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>just go talk to people m8
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>>85509840
Zero. I've spoken to nobody apart from my mother all week.
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>>85509782
By constantly being humiliated everywhere he goes? Is that winning to you?
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Is it the gays stopping you from making friends and finding a wife? Is it the gays that cause you to be cowardly IRL?
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small penis humiliation is cringe. big penis humiliation is where it's at
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>>85509860
Yes because he has a humiliation fetish you idiot, of course that's winning
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Me and ADHD lass have come to an understanding. No more screenshots x
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i thought the fetish was being humiliated by hot women not 30 year old incel men
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>>85509840
One. My gf
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Just go out and have a chat with the local smackheads and scumbags and grannies and immigrants mate
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WHAT TYPE OF MAN TALKS TO THE DEA?

NO MAN

NO MAN AT ALL x
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Just be brave enough to talk to someone that isn't on your screen.
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Helper trying to get in the knickers of an Indian girl half his age. The irony is stunning
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I can't talk to people IRL, what if they say something or know something I don't I can't just whip my phone out and use AI to be on the same level as them.
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its so easy to meet baddies outside you lads just havent tried
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I personally like Welper. He's never done me any harm and is funny when he's drunken.
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I can't talk to people face to face they know I'm fake and a loser coward
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Me and ADHD lass have an understanding now. I don't agree with sharing screenshots of private conversations. I don't give a shit if it's "normal" nowaydays. If you share my private shit you're getting cut off.

She's so lucky. I'm giving her a 2nd chance x
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>5 threads, all ignored
i hate this board
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>>85509908
I like him too, he's given me loads of mirth and amusement
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>>85509908
nonces of a feather
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imagine getting a 2nd chance from hhl what a blessing
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Into clown girls me
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>>85509921
If it wasn't about hating women, men, or brown people, didn't have a screenshot from another platform, then no one cares.
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I'm naturally delighted to rim HHL, coming from behind. He looked as if he was cumming, and then he didn't look as if he was cumming, but we managed to carry on strong.
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Getting my daily bath. Do what you will with this information
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YOU'LL NOT TAKE ADHD LASS AWAY FROM ME X
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>>85509917
flamingo land lions dinner next time though x
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HHL with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips'd be so sikly. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they're also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.
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don't know how to handle this information
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Fuck the JEDI x
I don't fear the dark side like you do x
Trying to split me and ADHD lass up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU
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>>85509975
So he's twisted your mind. You have become the very thing you swore to destroy x

All for some bitch? There's no going back from this
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>>85509979

Don't lecture me. You wanted me to stay a loser.

I will launch a new emprire with out without you x

You will try to bring me down x

Emphasis on try mate x
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>>85509989
Helper this isn't you. Only a setther deals in absolutes. I will do what I must x
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Sean posting his dick on outer /r9k/ >>85509201
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talking to himself online, he's winning
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>>85510001

I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empre x

If you're not with me then you're my enemy x
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welper found his Padme
trolls 4x fuming
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This is the end for you my master x
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>>85508506
I feel left out
Even among my fellow racists I am left out of the plans
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I have decided enough is enough x

I will be founding a new empire

There will be order

There will be peace

There will be absolutely no democracy because quite frankly I've seen how that goes x

You can join me willingly

Or you can join me eventually

Either way the empire is expanding x

Europe first

Then North America

Then I'll have a look at the moon once I've sorted the paperwork x

A new era beckons

Glory to the empire x
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>>85510015

True. We nearly fell out over screenshots. She was the chosen one x
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LEAVE HHL ALONE NOW!!!
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Menhaz Zaman
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>>85509908
He's insulted me and threated to kill my family
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How do I tell a girl in work I dont care about her life nicely? She will sit there and go on about how
>her boyfriend was mean to her last night
>she has no money and cant afford to pay her car insurance this month
>her baby fell off the couch cause she was in the kitchen
how do I tell her I DONT FUCKING CARE DO YOUR WORK?
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I apologize for whatever I've said

We're all on the same side now

I'll see you on the beach x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XijMMhs55oc
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>>85510080
You can't.
You can be as nice and honest about it as you want, she'll call you an asshole and tell everyone all kinds of horrible shit about you.
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Reading everything that other man posts online, he's winning
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>>85510095
I don't read his fb posts
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16-17 degrees is such a kino temperature, it's warm but not hot
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Amerikkkans are launching an invasion of Europa

Gun them all down x
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>>85510102
You do when they're posted here, lad. Stop trying to downplay your obsession with him. Your life is no better and you know it.
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Take no American prisoners x

Briitsh yes but Americans get executed on the spot x
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>>85510080
you can't say it directly you basically just have to grey rock her and train her to not expect interest
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Like 5 guys at work have booked a week off for GTA 6 and the (old man) boss is trying to figure out why so many people are taking that week off lmao
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>>85510122
Cool story bro, got any more?
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>>85510130
I'm going to do the same lmao
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The Amerikkkjan terror bombers are launching from Jewish-occuputed Britain x

Avoid Sunderland. They are innocent x
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susanna reid is so fucking hot
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>>85510090
I'm kinda new here. So is your gimmick quoting TV shows and vague posting ?
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>>85510122
are you keeping it private?
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>>85510155
Yeah although it wouldn't surprise me if one of the girls spoils it all and says everyone is taking time off to "play playstation"
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Take whit Engllsh lads prisoner and we'll re-educate them. Americans... make sure they're pro-White. If any doubts then kill them x
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>>85510093
>>85510120
I usually pretend to be nice but I'll start answering with one word answers like "haha" or "yeah ok" and eventually people will just be quiet. Absolute cretins. Dont care if it makes me look autistic. why do normies think others care about their mundane lives? I dont sit there and tell them all the shit that goes on in my life.

Fucking weirdos mate.
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New edict.

Kill all Americans. including those who prisoners,

Kill them all now x
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>>85510176
I hate smalltalk too. I don't even care about the mundane shit going on in my family members lives, let alone random people at work.
It's sad that as a species we can't simply just enjoy silence sometimes without feeling the need to fill it with mindless chatter about bullshit.
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>>85510176
also pretend to be busy, make her feel like shes inconveniencing you
'just let me finish this email'
'hang on, i need to do this first'
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>>85510183
Helper I don't think is a good idea x
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idea: shoot everybody on bennies
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>>85510154
He's been doing this for almost 10 years now and there's well over 20,000 posts of this drivel for you to read in the archives. Occasionally he will say something embarrassing and everybody laughs at him. Recently he has been trolled to the point of leaving the general but like a bad smell he just keeps coming back. Nobody takes him seriously and he is considered a lolcow here
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>>85510194

Just execute the Americans x

They just killed a French family in missile strike
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>>85510197
Including yourself? x
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>>85510198
Ebin was better
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>>85510210
ebin was genuinely psychologically fascinating. scholars could study him
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>>85510198
that's more words than Ulysses, and somehow even less coherent
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cor got hung up on both ketm*nging + trying to get AI to make me a nice Nord theme for HexChat (took a bit of arguing)

>>85509720
hahahjflkjasfl i have been /r/ing this for actual months. sorry HelperLad but LOOK AT THIS IMAGE IT'S FUNNY AS HELL

>>85509877
>>85509917
deffos on your side, i've had a couple of situations like this too. nothing bad like crimes or sex stuff, just people sending screenshots of what was said. either by me, or from others TO me.
might be a generational thing but even digitally, i took one-on-one conversations to be private. we're raising a generation of paranoids who have to worry that something they said to one person years ago could be used as 'leverage'.

but worse than that, it's just bad manners innit.
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>>85510189
>It's sad that as a species we can't simply just enjoy silence sometimes without feeling the need to fill it with mindless chatter about bullshit.
True that lid. I dont mind speaking about mad events or news or whatever but I really dont care that your boyfriend bought you some chocolate. Or that you went to the gym last night. Small talk is genuinely maddening because it's mindless chatter that distracts you and wastes your social battery on completely meaningless drivel that has no import in your life.

>>85510190
Good idea lid. It's just awkward cause we sit near each other lol
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>>85510217
what was his gimmick?
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>>85510221
And like Ulysses i will return to find my thread in tatters and oust the trips and spammongs
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feel like I should have established a tripcode and gimmick at some point in the last 15 years of posting on here
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Was reading the thread from last night and I think this is my last post. I did not realise the majority of posters are 30 going on 40, maybe even 50. Made me realise I do not want to be reaching that age and posting the same cat image or reddit post, or gay apu every other day, nor do I want to be rotting my brain by being around people who do that and the general unwashed (the rest of (you))
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>>85510240
you know where the door is
simple as x
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American missiles just killed a French family in Calais x

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calais x
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>>85510240
I wonder sometimes if in like 10-20 years time will there be millions of 60+ year olds still playing video games etc like teenagers.
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>>85510240
Whether your life turns out well has nothing to do with posting here or not. If you just waste your time in a different way it won't help.
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>>85510248
I like how you've mastered the gimmick of posting interesting things other anons are posting but with a trip
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>>85510240
>Was reading the thread from last night
lel do people really catch up on old threads?
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>>85510254
I would think so yes, if only because it's going to be hell on earth outside of the front door
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>>85510258
Just catching up on the olds
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Made a huge fuck up with my dad last night. We were drinking and talking, he was saying he experimented a bit with guys in uni. He knows that I'm bisexual but we've never talked about it much. He started saying that I'm handsome and I'll have no problem finding guys interested in me, I told him that I take after him and he was pleased about that. Then I fucking ruined it by asking him for a wank. No idea what I was thinking. He was utterly horrified
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>>85510240
good for you lad. a lot of us were young'uns on 4chan once, saying naughty words on /b/ and watching our fansubbed Narutos.

who knows what it was in the pre-internet world, but now it's NEETs approaching middle age, fuelled by takeaways and internet anger. your goal in life is to not become one of us.
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>>85510258
Yeah but I read threads from years ago
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English forces were forced by American tyrants. We wan peace. We want a ceasefire x
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Rewatched the UK office for the first time in over 15 years, literal genius comedy.
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>>85510288
that's one of them that I watched to death and couldn't really go back to
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Alley Cats is peak Gervais, a cartoon cat that swears? THAT will ruffle some feathers xD
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I wonder what Jamie and John got up to in prison this week. Can't imagine it's much fun for them in there.
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Jusr remember if France falls to allied forces

Europe will be brown and Muslim x
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>>85510300
his work is shit when he hasn't got merchant writing
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Launch missiles at all northwern towns aside from Sunderland x#


KIll them all x
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>>85510307
A lot of prisons have completely separate blocks for nonces. In a lot of cases they'll never even interact with non-nonce prisoners
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>>85510240
I'm 35 and I found 4chan back in 2007 when I was 16. Only reason I am still here is that there aren't many places on the internet anymore where you can still call people a FAGGOT
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Anyone that hits Sunderland will be executed on the spot.

Hit Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Execute any American invaders x
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>>85510319
fucking newfags
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Honestly I'm done x

Everyone thinks they know what's best for me

They don't

I've been underestimated for far too long x

I'm going off the radar

No more explanations

No more defending myself

I'll be sat in Wetherspoons at 9am with a vodka coke planning my next move while you lot wonder where I've gone x

You will hear from me when I'm ready

And when you do

It'll already be too late x
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>>85510254
>>85510262
yeah the combination of 'outside = worse' and 'toys = fine now' means we'll get geriatric gamers.

we're already at the point where cartoons are no longer for kids, and even old cartoons have been 'reappraised'. it's now fine to watch them as an adult. not like a father reading his old Peter Rabbit books to his children, but a guy reading his new Peter Rabbit books because he likes them.

frankly, there's nothing wrong with it. my problem is actually that entry-level basic bitch pop stuff is becoming confusing/overwhelming. i watched a video of current-year Fortnite yesterday, it's chock-full of memes and pop culture references. and those Marvel movies give me a headache. etc. etc.

hopefully we find some vidya equivalent to 'easy listening'. daft little games we can play in our old man armchairs, the same way our nan would watch Poirot and Murder She Wrote.
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>>85510240
You do right lad, I might do the same even. Really made me think.
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>>85510319
lmao literally me, I was playing habbo and they raided it, so I dug into what the hell /b/ was and why they kept saying it.
Still the best source of porn on the internet and reasonably good for video game and movie news.
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>>85510336
My grandpa used to play Civilization and Anno, I reckon there will still be games like that around for us.
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>>85510240
Fair play, It'll be for the best x
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Do you ever go to write a shitpost but just before sending get self awareness and think, what the fuck am i doing?
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If we don't fight them back now they will be in Sunderland by the end of the day x


Launch missiles at New York x
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>>85510300
>>85510311
i was on-board at first but yeah it got grating. said at the time: if 'Alley Cats' was a recurring animated segment in some sketch show, we'd all be saying it's pretty good. should be its own series. whoa.

Red Dwarf proves the rule that some comedy writers need partners to rein them in. just a mate who says 'nah lad you're doing THAT a bit TOO much.'

>>85510328
you leave Hartlepool alone. proud Hartlepudlian, me (lorechive ref. 85174534.)
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>>85510380
No I just post it and then laugh my arse off
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My best friend has tried to sabotage my relatonship with ADHD lass x

What's up with that xxx
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>>85510415
Alri gapeposter my lad
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Mein gott baumer

Germany is Jewish owned x
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>>85510421
>he took the Kate Middleton money
not right what she is doing to you lid x
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BAUMER? These jews got us fighting against England. Baumer?
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Lass I like (shouldn't as I have unpleasant health issues) has really nice eyes. Did quite well to not say woah when I looked into them just now. I think her family own the shop near my mum's, or franchise thing fugg knows. Wouldn't mind slapping her tits about with muh willy if you know what I mean, but I can't. No not can't, I shouldn't risk it.
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Mein gott Baumer? You okay?
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>>85510346
aw, that's actually sweet.

the cliche is you grow old you get a shed or something. a hobby, whatever is within your physical and financial means. a Civ or Sims type game is pretty inoffensive, a fun little project in old age. people grow flowers for the sake of having flowers, zero backlash there.

i just hope they solve the thousands of problems computers/consoles have at the moment. i'm in my mid-30s and i have the screen text enlarged so i can read it, and i don't understand what just happened to my 'Images 3' folder (where did it go?)

lads i don't want 5-factor authentication and ads errywhere if i manage to hit 50. i want simple computers that run well, and comfy games for those computers.
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>>85510426
I don't have the time to do that sadly, he's dedicated
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>>85510435
What kind of health issues are we talking here lad? I'm guessing from your post that you're HIV+. How did that happen?
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ENDLANDER
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>>85510421
what's the crack, lad?
(within posting-information-on-4chan limits)

>>85510435
dawg that is kawaii as hell and you damn well know you're spouting willyfeels to cover up your tummyfeels ADMIT IT
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Baumer?

Don't challenge the English. They will make their way through x
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Baumer?

He's not breathing x
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what does hhl think of gapemong i wonder x
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>>85510475
HHL has never once thought about anything posted here. Or at least he's never shown any evidence of it. It's like asking what a fish would think of it
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Coming out with another Welper Waraoke classic x

Hey there, Welp Welper, what's it like in Care Home City?
There's a thousand Bantus queuing, but lad, tonight, your nappy's shitty
Spunk and poo
No man can gape as wide as you
I swearit'strue

Heythere, Welp Welper, don'tyou worry aboutthe bumsesh
Ngubu's here if you get lonely, turn your arse into a mess
Loads of guys
All up your guts, Your bums a prize
It's a creampie.

Oh, your batty's all sloppy
Oh, your batty's all sloppy
Oh, your batty's all sloppy
Oh, your batty's all sloppy
Your batty's all sloppy.

A thousand browns seems far to much
But they're on boats soon in your guts
They'll bum you once they get here either way.
They'd be all up in your arse
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that none of them have been this gay
Welp Welper, I can promise you
That by the time that they get through
Your bum will be forever re-arranged
From all the BAMES

https://youtu.be/h_m-BjrxmgI
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wait until you realise they're the same person
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>>85510307
I can only imagine what a big brave and fearsome man like you would do to them if only you had the chance. Right, big man?
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getting stoned. watching sky arts. eating jaffa cakes. corr
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>>85510445
>I'm guessing from your post that you're HIV+. How did that happen?
I went bareback in yer mum. Cheeky cunt.
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Do you wanna get gaped?
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get gaped

I'm your average ordinary everyday kid
Happy to do nothing, in fact that's what I did
I got a million ways to gape my arse but bantu don't agree
'Cause when I try to get away, he says, he got plans for me
"Get your butt right out of bed"
Stop gaping me
"Get up and move your gaping head"
Don't gape my arse
He said, "gape my arse." Who? Me?
"Gape the dog". Not my style, man
"Gape in the trash." No way
"Gape in your room." Come on, get real
Sorry bantu, gotta disappear
Let's get the gape out of here

Seven-day weekend, up all night
In at the deep end, hang on tight
It won't take a minute, it won't take long
So get on in it, come on, come on, come on

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get gaped
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get gaped
Let's go all the way, get it night and day
Come on, let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked
https://youtu.be/BO1Nae_EBvQ?is=5wy7srdBLnzL8krt
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ohhhh he's done you there
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Making myself cream cheese bagels for dinner. Quick, easy, cheap, tasty.
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>>85510508
Seems unlikely. HIV transmission from a woman to a man rarely happens, especially through vaginal sex. It's far more likely that you got fucked up the arse or you did intravenous drugs and shared needles, although it's also possible that you got a dodgy blood transfusion or something
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>>85510528
Yet your mum gave it to me. Could have been yer nan, it was a wild 3some.
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>>85510534
I mean it's not impossible it's just rare. I'm not sure if my mum or nan have HIV to be honest, I wouldn't know. That's also possible. I suppose what I'm saying is that it might have happened, yes.
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would post the dinners i make but i got bullied relentlessly over it and it destroyed my confidence. i know most lads here don't even cook, but it still hurt me
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>>85510534
>>85510545
stop replying to yourself, mate x
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>>85510555
They're only jelly.
I only teased 1 poster about their food, and that was to do with crispy pancakes.
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>>85510572
Why would I reply to myself lad? Wouldn't be fun or funny
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>>85510572
Yeah what I said in that first reply.
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>>85510555
the trick is getting random photos from facebook and make the dafties think they're winding you up
they can't help take the bait
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>>85510499
I'm getting stoned, no sky arts (but it is good at times), no jaffa cakes, but drinking ashai.
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>>85510580
>>85510584
fair play to you mate, you're a big man for owning up to it. respect
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watched a cracking documentary on the KLF on sky arts ages ago. loved that
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>a fine cop

Mongboy
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>>85510613
fine mines good mate
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>>85510605
Or did I
*twirls moustache in an evil way*
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Sky Arts is shite. Boring rubbish for pensioners
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>>85510605
>Once again I'm conforming
You altered my post and made me ESL? Not kewl anon.
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If you sell fake Louis Vuitton in Japan you'll go to jail for a long, long time.
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You lads doing anything for the Kirkversary?
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Mums back on the AI books again. I went on her phone to show her something on google and I saw it on the listening tab at the top of her iPhone. It was called "The dragon master tames the alphas" or something, it was a woman in valkyrie armour surrounded by muscle bound men. Oh my grim what IS she listening to??
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>>85510633
alrefd hitchcock is based thoe
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>>85510659
Same with having weed. Something like a 5 years that's crazy.
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>>85510661
We are all Charlie Kirk my lad x
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>>85510661
being glad we're down one zogshill
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>>85510663
>Oh my grim what IS she listening to??
It's just stuff about sewing and knitting, I really wouldn't think about it too much anon. Just perfectly normal stuff. Leave it at that.
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>>85510669
I have a good relationship with one particular police department in Osaka (long story) and I quite often help them track down weed smokers there, just working with social media and EXIF data
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>>85510702
>(long story)
i have time
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We need institutions and organisations where people can live outside of capitalism. Like Buddhist monks. Cannot handle money. No personal property. Live from begging.
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Knew a woman from a council estate who hated trick or treating. She called it begging. She got really angry about it. Hated begging and beggers. Lot of council estate people like that for some reason
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>>85510721
>We need institutions and organisations where people can live outside of capitalism
so, prison?
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sky farts
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>>85510726
genuinely can't remember the last time i saw a trick or treater
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>>85510439
Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth
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Sky Mangle's farts.
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watching dusty springfield concert on sky arts spliff in hand aren't i x
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>On Twitter you can report a post for 'civic integrity'
???
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Feel like I really need to blow my load.
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>>85510711
About eight years ago I was browsing online and I saw one of those "Engrish" things, where they take the piss out of bad English translations of stuff in Japan and elsewhere in the far east. I saw a leaflet put out by an Osaka police station aimed at tourists with terrible translations. It said stuff like "Beware the touching man in the train" and "please do not become victim of bicycle." I had absolutely nothing going on in my life (both then and now) so I emailed them a corrected version. The community relations officer replied and sent me another leaflet. And then another. Eight years later I'm on first name terms with three officers there. They send me New Years cards, station calendars, photographs from retirement ceremonies etc. They don't need me to proof read translations anymore because translation software is much better, but I started helping them find cannabis smokers about two year ago.
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What do we fight for....

For Juden to rule over us...
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>>85510702
>I have a good relationship with one particular police department in Osaka (long story)

it doesn't matter whether it's fact or fiction. only good can come of this.
tell us your story.
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Unironically 4chan is actually less toxic than Twitter TikTok snd instragram. People here know they are cunts a bit and come here to be a bit of a cunt. There is self awareness of a sort on this website.

Fucking the evil triumvirate I just mentioned the people are horrendous and they think they are righteous
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>>85510721
You can go do this now, nothing is stopping you from setting up your own commune, except for the fact that communism never works in practice and the sorts of people who communism attracts are inherently petty, stupid and resentful so it just speeds up the downfall.

This is a big difference between a broadly liberal capitalist state and a broadly totalitarian socialist one. In the lib-cap state you are more than free to go live your life how you want and try to set up your hippy commune, whether or not it succeeds is up to you. In a tot-soc state you have no such freedom and asking for permission to do so would see you and your family sent to a forced labour camp.
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Think I'm done with vidya
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>>85510750
https://youtu.be/BrFEm0sVpzk?t=710&is=NF7dvuHJuJxiK2GN
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committing tax fraud
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>>85510787
but your landlord is Sikh
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BAUMER

ENGLANDER

OPEN FIRE
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>>85510811
Get the chills every time. As a sprog i used to just stay on that chatbox to keep hearing the music.
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Another mega dinghy with 140 Nu-British doctors and engineers being launched lads, all caught on camera, all telegraphed, even has a scheduled departure time. The fuck are we doing, where are the SAS to just fucking stab the inflatable? Didn't we pay the French a bucket of money to stop these things? There's just people filming each one as it crosses, just fucking stop these cunts already.
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>>85510832
Who cares lad? Why let it wind you up?
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start of a new storyline, is it?
wapanese lad who went from correcting grammar to catching crooks, all from the comfort of his bedroom?
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>>85510790
We're all in on the joke here whereas Twitter mongs are serious.
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gonna play some frostpunk i reckon.
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ENGLANDER HE'S RUNNING FOR IT

SHOOT HIM
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>>85510836
Because I'm a tax payer so I have to fund these cunts' lives while they invariably make the lives of British people worse in every conceivable way.
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spending my PIP on wagamama. thanks taxpayers x
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>>85510845
How much tax do you pay every month lad?
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>>85510848
I make my own wagamana for a fraction of the price
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>>85510838
No, nothing will happen really so there's no story. Just whenever I see people acting big with weed on Japanese socials I'll strip the exif data and if it was taken in Osaka I'll let my pals know. Happens maybe three times a year. End of story really.
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>>85510850
579 a month lad, you?
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men men men men menly men men men
MEN MEN MEN MEN MENLY MEN
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>>85510866
So you're a professional grass?
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So you said I was a Nazi sympathiser?

Why? Because i wanted peace x
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NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD!

Make it a coomery edition please
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spent some of my UC and PIP on a pair of timberland boots the other week. thank you taxpayer for your service x
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Well then let's go x

Nazi sympathiser am I?

Give me the fucking the explosives and I'll blow myself up and the bridge x
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>>85510790
>>85510841
it feels like they're reinventing the wheel or something. it'll hit some point where a run-of-the-mill internet forum will be a mind-blowing idea to a young person.

i know Reddit is the replacement for forums in general, but Jesus Christ what a terrible format/culture they have going.
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>>85510887
>NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD! NEW THREAD!

>Make it a coomery edition please
Gay.
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Who was in the right here?

https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/2096604154282008580
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>>85510887
Make your own thread or ill make one of mine
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>>85510873
A good bit more than that. And c'mon lad, 579 a month? You're barely paying for your own existence let alone funding anyone else's. Could understand you getting upset if it was 10x that.
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Vinegar Syndrome daily deals have been shit. Nothing at all from my wishlist.
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>>85510910
I work for a living and am forced to pay tax, the fact that a single penny is going to any of these cunts is insane and treasonous.
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>>85510906
>Make your own thread or ill make one of mine
Gayer.
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>>85510884
No I recieve no payment for it, I'm an amateur
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>>85510917
No point in winding yourself up about it lad. You can't change it. If you ever need a hip replacement or something when you're old, you can see that as a full refund of every penny you've paid anyway.
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>>85510934
I don't want the NHS, I wish it didn't exist, but I'm forced to pay for it and then told to be grateful? Nah fuck that.
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>>85510900
damn this was like a speedrun of every 'British police altercation' trope.
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>>85510910
>A good bit more than that.
You're making "a good bit more" than the equivalent of 579 a month in tax? Working backwards that's about 47k or so, so you're making enough to be paying a good bit more? Proof?
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Haydn Spedding
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Die Briten kommen,.Amerikaner forces is with them x
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>>85510952
What the fuck are you even posting about lad
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>>85510942
That's part of living in a society I'm afraid. You can't get it exactly as you'd want.
>>85510958
I could attempt to prove it with a screenshot of part of my tax return if you want, but I don't think you'd accept that. You'd say that I've just written up a document myself or something like that.
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>>85510900
>Who was in the right here?
Getting a bit bored of the coloured people claiming racism at any chance.
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>>85510906
Doesn't matter who makes the thread, what the OP is or when it was made, 500+ post into the old thread or earlier.
The content of the thread is always the same you dickhead.
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>>85511011
Wo sind die amerikanischen Soldaten? Die Kirche?
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>>85511018
Fair point i am a dickhead
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>>85511021

Die Amerikaner rucken vor, sie suchen einen Gefreiten Ryan x
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just had crazy sex while youre all here posting to 10 anonymous weirdos
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>>85511047
>just had crazy sex while youre all here posting to 10 anonymous weirdos
I remember childhood. Let me guess, we don't know them because they all live in different towns.
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made a nice neutral thread lads none of that dover malarkey >>85511057
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Big up my Portsmouth mandem



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