bread and butter pud edishprevious edish >>85508506
>>85511057First for pokemon
>>85511057do people in europe or north america make bread at home?
You have to wonder what the UK percentage is. All that vagina off the table, your chances of having sex again, if ever, gone.
>>85511063Yes is the answer to that
its literally not hard to have sex i fucked an emo baddie last night
>>85511057htjytj
>>85511065in my country, bread is something you buy at a bakeryeven if we have an oven in the kitchen, we don't use it to bake breadthat is because we don't know how to bake bread
>>85511072Steal some dark lippy from lidl and put it on yer sex doll did ya lad?
i am consuming the food.
>>85511083he put it on his dad x
>>85511088Wouldn't even touch the sides that would
>>85511082Its so easy though. Even if you fuck it up you probably end up getting something tasty
Would it be morally acceptable to have sex with you daughter in law if she were willing?
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/Helperlad/deleted/deleted/HHL is banned again
>>85511111Yeah of course lad and if you've been waiting for a sign from god those numbers are it
>>85511088Should get some torilla wraps, then can make little easy sandwiches. I used to do pigs in blankets in tortilla wraps when I was a wagie. Quick and easy bacon and sausage "butties".
>>85511111SighCheck'd
addicted to vinted ladsgot a whole wardrobe for autumn/winter x
>>85511111Chequed.The anon is right, you have to bum your daughter in law now.
>>85511119But you'd be cucking your son, how could you look him in the eye after that?
>>85511127Now you just need to order some clothes to put in it.
*informs the apus that a plane has crashed in miami*
>>85511118now time for a womfy sunday nite thread x
>>85511133ohohoh good one lad x
>>85511142Me? Garn bed now. Work tomorrow.
>>85511140DEI was a mistake
>>85511118Now he can come back off trip and complain about 'spammers'
>>85511083lad if you make the concept of it seem so far out of reach youll never have it x
140 more men that aren't afraid of women.>140 migrants in single dinghy rescued in English Channelhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyegwl9vzqo
>>85511144I bought a decent william hunt cardigan off vinted last year, it's a great winter jumper. Got a couple of cheeky christmas jumpers as well. I quite like it as well.
>>85511160>The dinghy launched in Bay of the Seine and was shadowed for around 10 hours by French rescue boats in case it got into difficulty. The French coastguard said it was not safe to attempt to stop the dinghy on water.
>>85511118Thank fuck, he was spamming utter bollocks again.
>>85511159Don't worry lad, I'm not a virgin.
>>85511140how do we change the channel to Not-America?the phrase 'Hurricane Katrina' is now burned into my brain. the Indian Ocean tsunami is objectively more important, but 'Hurricane Katrina' is what i will remember from that time.
>>85511160>140 more men that aren't afraid of womenYeah well why is there never any women in the boats?
ay izbal dese wamen not scary like at ome, we fugg.
Garn bed x
girls are so cute when the pee x
200 posts from 10 pm last night, what a monghttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.r9k.desu.meta/tripcode/53i4YrndgQA/start/2026-09-05/page/8/
>>85511160do you not have enough places to post about this in /pol/?
>stay home and risk angry aunty beating the tip of your erect penis when she catches you licking her unwashed knickers>move to yookay, rape as much as you want and get given free housing food money Dr appointmentsI can see why they make the perilous crossing
>>85511208Probably the biggest mong i know, certainly the biggest you know
>>85511208What a fulfilling life he leads indeed
>>85511208Thanks jannie for dispatching the mong
>>85511208You follow his trip, or actually jump from board to board following him, then make out he's the loser.Kek.
>>85511214>sk angry aunty beating the tip of your erect penis when she catches you licking her unwashed knickerslad?
>>85511216you just gonna take that, >>85511208? >>85511216 is saying you're a casual who barely knows any mongs.
It's not even from this board. You're talking to the spamming obsessed mong who. Lads, c'mon. Fucking hell.
>>85511224I'm just showing how the yookay is less strict than the thirdie world they ran from.
>>85511232ok but why that extremely specific example?
>>85511225I know of many mongs but none personally
>>85511240Think of it like the graphic images on cigarette packets. Just a way to catch the eye and get the message across.
>>85511256did you ever sleep over at your aunts house?
>>85511265Nah she didn't have stinky knickers. Shame, she was fit.
fave drug has plateaued. still have a sense of craving. have choccies in but i won't feel/enjoy them. i have no drive for exercise and zero desire for sex.i dunno lads. lottery winners must hit that point where they go, 'oh right, yeah, i'm rich, i can buy anything, get in.' but then they just sit there.being.
>he doesn't sniff his family's underwearHow will you recognise their scent if you ever lost your eyesight?
>>85511208He walked into britfeel with his head held high, shit all over you and the thread and went to bed with his head held high. Nothing posted at him or about him in those hours bothered him. You lost.
>>85511208Turns out he was the spam mong all along x
>>85511278used to nick my brother's gf's underweari took so many theres no way she didn't know it was me, but she did once call me an 'adonis' so she was probably into it
is gapemong gone, and if so, will someone fill his place?
>>85511291Gape Mong 1
>>85511291>hhl gets banned>gape mong vanishes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo
>>85511252me? 100+ known mongs. many are so familiar they're right at my fingertips. i'm a sort of 'poke-a-mong master', if you will.
How many hours of 4chan have you done this week?
>>85511290>she did once call me an 'adonis'When I googled it, I didn't expect anything. The knicker theft thing doesn't mention adonis. What's it on about?I have also done some knicker thievery. I also remember you saying it sometime recently (not to me).
>>85511305i dont know. but it wasn't 6 million
>>85511314adonis was the ideal of male beauty in greek myth
any lads here into fashion x
>>85511319Exactly, so what has it to do with nicking knickers?
>>85511321No lad. I'm heterosexual.
>>85511131I wouldn't give two fucks mate, if he didn't want to get cucked then he should have been a better man.
lads is it gay to dress nice?
>>85511321every so often in my 20s i would care, and do something like buy Oxford shirts and raw denim jeans. it's what the internet told me to do.hitting 30 was such a blessing because it's all bullshit. of course clothes can look good or bad and people can look good or bad in them, but life's about being comfy. if you want to look better, be born different.
>>85511326she thought i was handsome so didn't mind
bet ya get ya clothes from jacamo big lad x
>>85511346Only if you're wearing gay clothing.
>>85511354what clothing is gay lad x
>>85511346Who are you dressing nice for, men or women?
>>85511350She might have meant that, or boyish looks (looking younger than you are). If you took loads of knickers she might have noticed. Especially if always at your house.>>85511366Sarong.
>>85511369dressing nice for myself big man x
I had the best wanks of my life wearing my mother's clothing
i look and dress like this x
I had the best wank of my life wearing my dad's clothing. It wasn't a fetish or anything we were just the same size at the time and he didn't mind me wearing his stuff. I'm a lot bigger now so I can't wear his stuff, I get my stuff from Jacamo
l Iook Iike this x
between the ages of 13 and 15 multiple older women told me im handsome and would feel me up, it made me extremely uncomfortable its strange it stopped at 15, i guess i just had the look that sets female nonces off
>>85511384meet up of sports direct assistant managers
>>85511384Mad how you can tell what car these lads probably drive (financed Audi or Mercedes), what type of holiday they go on (Dubai or Ibiza) and what type of house they mortgage (Redrow) just by the looks of em.
My dad actually started Jacamo, but the idea was stolen from him by another fat guy. We live in poverty now, and whenever the Jacamo adverts come on the TV my dad gets angry and takes off his shoes and starts kind of drumming the ground with his shoes really hard while huffing and panting and making a noise that sounds a bit like "AWOOO AWOOO"
>>85511373Sorry I didn't know your sexual confusion was a trigger x
AI better stop being so fucking agreeable or I'll spark it out.
this is them now. quite the transformation
>>85511410>what car these lads probably drive (financed Audi or Mercedes)they traded in the corsa and fiesta (shag wagon) they got for their 17th birthday
>>85511401Women are pervs and baby killers. Pass it on.
>>85511384How many years have those 4 lads been causing seethe and envy?
>>85511435By the look of them? 40?
>>85511422Shouldn't the people that live on your screen in your mind change?
>>85511422One of those lads has a very nice Rolex datejust on a jubilee band. Looks like it's the wimbledon one with a fluted bezel. Must be doing alright for himself
>>85511401when i was about 15 i was sat waiting at a bus stop, a van with two middle-aged blokes pulls up and one of them goes>ey love, ya need a lift?and i go>nah mate you're all right.then:>FUCKIN' 'ELL IT'S A LAD!and they zoom away like they're rushing someone to hospital.
>>85511458Smirnoffbro? You're alive?
>>85511422feels like these people are what women in the uk prefer their man to look like. it why i struggle getting a gf. i dont look anything like them. tats, muscles, muscle-fit clothes, etc
I've decided that I'll upgrade my Lawrence of Arabia to 4K. Seems like it would be worth it. Same with 2001: A Space Odyssey, Spartacus, and The Ten Commandments. Sound? Ben-Hur can do one. The Blu-ray already looks great and the aspect ratio is so comically wide I wouldn't get the benefit.
>>85511484All within your control, weak little lad.
Buying vintage jackets on Vinted. Gonna bag so much pussy x
>>85511493Not interested in any of that mate. rather tinker with circuit boards at home than particulate in performative shite at the gym x
What you wear and if you lift or not are the least of your worries if you have no mates and all your hobbies involve being on the internet and playing video games.
>>85511536Just make sure the previous owner wasn't beheaded in it.
>>85511542I'd say personality and not being hairy af matter more than those things.
>>85511088Fucking hell lad
>>85511542>if you have no matesthats me>all your hobbies involve being on the internet and playing video games.thats also me
love winter because you get to dress up. when it's summer it's too fucking hot to wear something other than shorts and a shirt
Dressing up nice won't get me a gf.
>>85511559I'm a hoodie 97% of the year man myself. Maybe 95%.
>>85511565Dress up as Ed Gein and go dig yourself one up from the local graveyard.
>ben hurcould barely fucking watch that on my monitor
>>85511572Same lad, same. Under that hoody lies a plain t shirt
spending my entire PIP on rick owens
>>85511584I'm a weird fish t shirt guy myself, I like the length on them. And kewl designs.
Got my fit dialled in, tight. Lass starts talking to me, she's interested. Here we go, "Fancy coming back to mine and watching a film on my monitor"?
i dress nice. i'm into fragrances. i read feminist literature. i collect vinyl. why can't i get a gf?
>>85511590Is it aimed at aliens? These "models" don't look normal, IMO.
Look at how WIDE it is!
These 2 fellas look a bit child sex trafficky to me, not sure about you lads.The fuck is this place? Pizza express but clothes?
Comet pizza.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-38156985Fuckin pizza express. Think that's a real thing?
anon discovers high fashion in real time
>>85511608Women love your type, as besties.
Bought my kilt on vinted x
>>85511617how does a film from 1927 have a wider image?
Imagine kissing a girl's bits on your Sunday evening
Why would women and children get on the rape dinghies? It doesn't make sense.
>>85511681They always say it's women and children them you see a picture and it's all bantu roadmen.
The bumsesh has ruined my life
>>85511700Not possible de lod
>>85511707last bumsesh the bastard stole my earphones.
i only wear sustainable brands. no shein for me thanks x
>>85511691It's bad, as if anything is to be done, it will mean fighting the rape pirates, far left lefty liberals, bolice and then the state. The state being the real problem, but they have a lot of walls we need to break down before getting at them.
All those fertile young women in the throes of lust with foreign, tall, dark, rugged men.
ur breath stinks lad
>>85511725zamn really? i have a sort of italian look but im only 5'11...
Women don't want weak, sensitive men that groom themselves like women do.
>>85511713Not on that. Not one bit.
>>85511744oh yeah? what's your excuse then little lad x
Women want women, they are all lesbie light muff munchers. But they also hate younger competition.
>>85511713Serves you right for sticking them up your bum.Weir pooftah.
Laughing at incels ITT
>My husband sulks if he misses double xp night on his childhood video games.
curse my short arse 5'1 mum's genes
>>85511715You don't deserve anything but cheap shite
women love men who dress like shit, have poor hygiene, need a haircut and hate women.
>>85511777Holy digits of truth batman.
forgot to eat today. whoops
>>85511777yeah? what's your excuse then little lad x
you know that meme of the three phenotypes of english people? my mums side of the family comes from like a hidden village of richard hammond hobbits or something
britfeel is 4x lush without gapeposter x
>>85511803you mean hhl? say it like it is lad
So women don't like obnoxious online goblins with massive chips on their shoulder?
speaking of hhl gonna get the webab wrap hhl-style x
Not much point in me being alive desu
Wonder if DJ Eric Cloutier is a relation of Craig Cloutier
>>85511817No, but they love a spot o baby killing.
>>85511821You have to push through it anon. Can't damn your soul to hell for eternity.
>>85511813they're the same person -_-
HHL must have been red faced with mirth at all thread disruption he caused with the gape posts and all the seethmong and anti-seethmong arguments
>>85511867You've just reminded me I own this on 4K. Love the soundtrack. You think it holds up?
>>85511321I've been wearing the same clothes for 15 years, due to my autism i'm like a cartoon character.
>>85511870I think it's impressive that he managed to all that himself, I could have sworn multiple people were gapeposting alongside me and the gapeposting that I was doing
I also gapepost. There's quite a few of us I think.
Funny that, as soon as anyone said it was him multiple people own up to up, just now, not before, just when he was mentioned.
>>85511873Yeah watched it on dvd, it was fun seeing Corey Feldman acting normal for once. https://youtu.be/BZX7UJSXCiU?is=KnHgc0TtdIfTVsZc
>>85511881in a way, he really did 'win'
>>85511867>>85511873Theres a script for a never made prequel online. Not too bad and better than the sequels.
>>85511867It's called a cohencidence, anon.
>>85511895He's a proper fucking nutter nowadays isn't he? You should track down his Wife Swap episode he's a proper creep (like the people who molested him, allegedly).
Uh oh, da joos got him.
Charlie Sheen gaped his arse. Well he did, didn't he? Course he did. Gave him AIDS as well. Tiger blood aids!
>this fag (you)
>>85511873>You think it holds up?are you asking if he still believes?
Deleted my post. Nobody wants to hear the ramblings of a schizophrenic.
>>85511917Hehe... that's a cute Dracula kitty. Little fangs.>>85511918You made some good points anon.
>>85511907have you checked out Jim and Them? It's the anti-corey pod, every episode
>>85511918pretty much only reason im here, fella
>>85511907To be fair I think he always was a bit of a nutter apparently he did tons of drugs in his teens in the late 80s early 90s. https://youtu.be/iO_8n5y5edk?is=TA6ao8f7D7O6Tfjv
>>85511941Yeah I'm not sure his claims about abuse are even legitimate. I don't doubt he was probably in some Kevin Spacey style male nonce coke parties though.
R.I.P. to crazy everything-is-Jewish poster. as if the big thing about The Lost Boys isn't how flagrantly gay it is. i don't mind gay films--i've even been a gay myself--it's just really odd how gay the movie is.but the REAL crime is that the first act of the film promises something magic. great premise, great setting, great tunes. then it meanders off into some Home Alone/The Goonies nonsense.
Anyone watched The Nightmare on Elm Street 2? Now THAT'S a gay film.
>>85511965Didn't think there was anything gay about it to be honest, might have missed that part. Vampires travel in groups and hunt in packs like many animals. That sex scene with Micheal and star was a little bit awkward to watch with your mam in the front room bloody ell.
Just had my day ruined lads. Tried to insert the straw into a capri-sun but bent it. Had to cut to the corner off and pour into a glass. Without the straw it just tastes like low quality orange cordial. im PISSED off
>>85511988Don't watch horrors me, too scared
Must have a jar of nutella me
I'm convinced jannies know who helper is at this point and when they ban him I bet they all laugh about it and say "got him again" or "hey guys, he's at it again who wants the honours?"
Best day of my life?When I took MDMA at a club
Wish I were a jannie and got to do it :/
>>85512011It's extremely homoerotic. It's a very enjoyable film though and has a brief sequence with Freddy coming alive and going mental in a pool party.
Freddy loved a bit of arse action!
>>85512030Always wished i did more drugs. Too old now, only ever did weed
Watching a scary film in bed with the gf x
Imagine you're at the jobcentre and this woman is the judge, jury and executioner of your life.
>>85512081Corr touch her fanny lid
>>85512081Just look at her vagina and you'll get a real scare. Women parts are YUCKY!
>>85511894I noticed the same very weird init
>>85512085Corrrr, I'd so some voluntary work if she fucked me cock with those saggers!
>>85512089The penis is a much more aesthetically pleasing organ than the vagina.
Can't be arsed talking to people at work tomorrow. Might go into work wearing a gimp mask.
>>85512085Faackin phwoarrr!!! Sanction me bennies mummy!!!
Imagine this foids tits when she's older I be she could play hackey sack with them when she's in her 80s. Corr. >>85509411
>>85512085>SSRI 1000 yard stare I bet she takes great delight in sanctioning people
>>85512108>Foids What a mong
Pre-ordered that Gone With the Wind 4K. Gonna be fucking LUSH!
>>85512120Have you forgotten where you are?
love my city i do. born here and i'll die here. x
>>85512126Same. It might be northern shithole town but it's my northern shithole town
>>85512132which one desu? I'm in the north west
AfD success in Germany is very worrying.
you had potential. if your mum had behaved properly during pregnancy. if your childhood had the right levels of exercise and nutrition. if they'd caught those vision/organ/skin problems early on, simply corrected.there was a Potential You, and that's not who you are.
>>85512085first off, she's the journalist covering the story you absolute melt that's why she has a visitor badge onsecondly, you just hate her because she's got something you don't have - a life x
Welper balls deep in a brown bpd baddie
>>85512148Just looking now, and I guess they are just a right wing party? The leftstrem media are all screaming about far right blahblah, so I guess they just don't want a load of rapists and criminals in their country.
>>85512168Well that's how it starts. I agree that immigration is a problem but if these people get into power they will definitely remove rights for citizens as well. Reform would do the same. It all starts as anti-immigration. They are very pro-Russia as well I guess which is worrying? I dunno. I'm not very smart. I wouldn't say I was a lefty either.
>>85512125Got to raise the standard
>>85512145Shan't be revealing my current location. Let's just say it's one of the poorest towns in the north west.
>>85512187All politicians should be presumed to be corrupt, and any party that gets into government has to follow the orders of the state, and the state will have orders to follow. Most of the world is fucked.
>>85512207in the heroin triangle of Morecambe, Blackpool and Barrow?
Britfeel is overwhelmingly northern looks like. I live in Somerset. The countryside is nice and we have lovely cheap cider here but the larger towns are all run down crapholes full of slavs and old people.The slav women are fit with lovely blonde hair but they all wear hideous scowls and fold their arms everywhere they walk.
>>85512218WrongWrong And wrong. That's all you're getting from me.
>>85512217I'm autistic and mostly worry about being put on a government list for extermination or institutionalisation.
I like petting my cat he is cute
>>85512227I'm autistic and think you belong on that list dumb ass
Corrr some kino happening in Portsmouth
So I've got the bug for watching dragon ball Z again. Brother has everything on DVD up until GT and the films. But I've found out that the version he owns is the worst version and the best version to watch is 2 grand for the full box set. Wtf. I'm a bit of a snob when it comes to stuff like this and the next best option is torrenting the full series but I need a 8tb storage unit to download it all. How incompetent and fucking stupid are funimation/crunchy roll where they can't put out a definitive version of the most iconic anime of all time. I'm at a loss here.
civilisation 7 sucks dick going back to civilisation 5 x
>>85511988>>85512067notably gay. i know it's bordering on schizo nonsense like 'The Dark Side of the Moon syncs up with The Wizard of Oz, i swear!'butin this case it's blates gay.
>>85512257They've demanded to speak to the Home secretary. It's annoying having to watch these annoying camerafags though.
>>85512324Who has demanded?I know. Who are you watching?
>>85512285I'm watching kai for the first time. Tempted to get an external hard drive and download that seed of might community colour corrected version
>>85512328Watching that sploosh poof, and the danny tommo feed.Yourself?Think streams are getting cut now, and riot zogbots turned up. I think things are getting clearer, this won't be stopped in a peaceful manner (not the protest, the whole situation).
why are you brits awake during freedom hours? stop shitting up my board
Welper bussing it to Portsmouth
>>85512358You better have a day pass to be posting here yank
>>85512358Actually if anything it's our board. We contribute 1/4 of all posts on this board (or something like that) so quiet piggy.
Corr dipping my biscoffs in my nutella
Ate too much Nutella, feel sick now
Might have a fruit shoot
>silly brain does silly things>silly brain decides now is the time to take that leftover LSDwell, if you insist
>>85512474Always wanted to try psychedelics. Feel like id completely freak out though and don't know where to buy it
>>85512485i only have some microdose tabs, feel it a bit but no visuals sadly.in a nicer world, we'd consider it medicine. but with set and setting, and all that.(fuck you LSD activating whatever neurons that make me more self-aware about my lifestyle I AM ALREADY AWARE aaaaa)
You will be arse raped by a boat wog and you will enjoy it
>>85512485I did 9mg of shrooms and had a wonderful time. I'm not entirely sure if I'm finished with it yet.
Boat wog lmao
>>85512572Wish i could try these but as a person with a history of mental illness i fell it would fuck me up
for flip's sake. bloomin acid triggering that 'the world is exciting! you should learn/create something new!' feeling.i am trying to do the OPPOSITE of what you propose, Other Drugs. don't make me silence you with the standard drugs.
Lads in Portsmouth ready to send the blacks back
Mongs in britfeel posting vague bollocks
>>85512672not me. i'm just running around in me Sonic game.
>tfw arguing with some royal mail loving loony on youtubeThey're losing their shit. Last reply was 2 paragraphs, I replied it's midnight on a sunday, calm down you nutter.
>>85512709Which game is this lad?
>>85512727i say this as someone who is very much currently wasting his time: you are wasting your time.now, maybe you love a good argument now and again, and that's understandable, but what you SHOULD do is bring it here and explain what the HELL is your problem with Royal Mail??
>>85512746Not deIivering on time. Twice. Not on.
Just watched Shadows by John Cassavetes. Clearly an amateur production but I enjoyed SOME aspects of it. Very strange dialogue (makes sense if improvised). Mumblecore origins?
Keep trying to please everyone. End up pleasing no one
Corr anti state babes. Bagsy the fit one.
Update on anti state babewatch 26
>>85512735Sonic Utopiahttps://sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showcase/sonic-utopia-early-demo.33/>>85512758oh no
An remember peepo I'm the only on out ere putting muh larf at risk for your pervinPut aubergine and water spalsh emoji in DA CHAT.
Sonic porn is weird. Why are there porn of things there should not be porn. The Simpsons porn is REALLY weird and it's always Spanish.
>>85512823Interesting. My favorite sonic game was sonic adventure 2 battle. Spent so much time in that chao garden
Uh oh, the channel owner realised we hacked his feed, anti state babewatch has been abruptly ended.Did one if you lot grass already? Literally, snitches don't get bitches.
More of a babe station man myself
>>85512823>oh noI know. Glad you've come round to my way of thinking.
We're back baby. They can't keep us down.
More of a watching TikTok lives and playing with my nipples man.
>>85512872>>85512844>>85512832>>85512826>>85512813>>85512801Hate to ask but what are you on about
>>85512891I'm making really shitty jokes about females at the boatwanker thing. And the 1 poor anon without a (You) is asking about sonic.
>>85512900Alright as you were
This bloodeh murrican liberal trantifa supporter perving on a mother and her young daughters.Not on.
>>85512918Thanks. But I'll stop now. Gets a bit boring flogging a dead horse.
Need to be up early in the morning, think I have somebody coming to assess whether or not there can be improovments made to the house to aide with muh MS struggles, but they came last year and can't really do anything else, so need to be recommended for a move into social housing. Bungalow would be good, but probably get shoved in a flat.
The royal mail loon is still going on, kinell. I thought xem was a postie (still could be, but a thirdie postie) but they said royal post in a reply, so I suspect forren.I'm thinking it's weak spliff time then bed.
>>85512982Hope all goes well for you. Considering SSM gets a ground floor flat for his fish odour syndrome you should be okay.
>>85513125I'll have to see what happens. Might not even be tomorrow, could be the week after, could be last week and I forgot. My memory is crappy at times.Thanks lad.
>>85511057I had bread and butter pudding one time. It was pretty good for a couple bites and then just made me feel sick. Too much butter.
proud of my dover night walk lads.
Feels like 80% of brit women in their mid to late twenties look like this.
>>85512761what an odd film that was.
https://vocaroo.com/1mLSev2QNQvj
not right that done to ARE boy HHL imo justice for helper now!
Many auditors are getting demonetised on YouTube because of their continued harassment and women don't like to be on their spy glasses videos. It's over for auditing.
>>85512891Dosser men have turned up with their balaclavas in Dover over the weekend trying to stop immigrants. I expect they all watch them auditing channels.
If I were ever going to audit I wouldn't be doing it for money. I feel like I must waste police time for the way they have treated me in the past. It's the only way I can get my justice. Obviously they will have to keep turning up if I film women.
See Valentine made the classic mistake of punching a foid in public. All he could've done was just film them and make them upset without any legal repercussions. If he is reading this, then he should be allowed to record in public. There are worse people out there like that DJE auditor. He has a SHPO and he can filming women all the time in public.
The best way for incels now is to start filming foids in public settings and pretend they are auditing/vlogging. All you have to do is not follow them and continually harass them. Just stand outside a gym, don't film any private areas and wait for the foids to come and go. There is nothing legally wrong with wanting to make a video in public. You don't need a reason. You can just film a brick wall all day long if you want. So what? Filming foids though would be great drama.
any of you lads do the whole saline rinse thing?just boiled some water on the hob, now waiting for it to cool to room temperature so i can squirt the bottle up my nose.what a faff.
Give me one fucking reason not to make foids upset. Fuck 'em. CUNTS never gave me sex. Why the fuck would I want to go round respecting cunts that don't give some men the thing they want so badly? FUCKING CUNTS this is why some men HATE women.
there's that sorted.lollin' at my body going all>waaa~! please senpai, don't imbibe more substances...!fuck you, sinuses. we're at war.
>>85514169go to work, pal. its monday morning
mad to think how when they made the film Dracula (the Bela Lugosi one) that was 'as contemporary' then as the new Harry Potter telly series is now.i don't know what i'm saying, but you KNOW what i'm saying, and it scares us both.
white people love to eat salmon
mary poppins ass niggas
>>85514272Fat tort
Me and ebin pooing while holding hands
>>85514028It gave him a full head of hair tho
>>85514045>FoidsDo better
Was just looking at my cock in the mirror and realized its mars bar sized
Kirkiversary
Une day trip w/the gfberg doth beckonDoth it not X
>>85514596are you that lad who was on about him couple of threads ago? it's a few days away, yet.still dunno who he was, mind. i like the U.S., they're good lads overall, but i don't understand how or why we're meant to know all about them. i got most of it from The Simpsons tbqh
>>85514683He was just a zogshil,l I'm glad he dead no cap
Mouthpiece of the small hats
My hairline make me cry everytime
>>85514722i shave me head every day with one of these head shaver things, never worry about or even think about it anymore
>>85514773Not a possibility for me. Headshape like an egg
Another fucking boring day in my fucking boring life. No joy, no interests, no friends, no pussy.
>>85514853Do something you've never done before today
>>85514853Why don't you go to the fair>>85514853
studying today boysa level biologygarn back uni as a mature student I am x
>>85511208Crikey what a lonely mong helpermong is
It's a bit nippier today, I've got the nip on
>>85514993He's a good lad just needs to stop drinking so much
>>85515000Nah, it's a mong. I'm off now, bye :)
Ran out of weed and coffee *sigh*
>>85515006Have fun at work lmao
>>85515022If you lived in muh town I'd sort you a spliff anon. No coffee though.
>>85515061Illicit drug distribution is illegal in the UK and the maximum sentence is life imprisonment.
>>85515112Oh no n shit.
>>85515061Picked up both now but thank you anyway
The Welper Regime has shipped in more SCUDS to the Flamingo Land complex but something is off with this batch.
>>85514965Fair play, lid. I did A-Level Biology. Fucking hated it (had shitty teachers).
Ruthmong should go back to school and get a good degree
So Sean was behind the gape posing? Surely not?
>>85515299https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224493499/#q224493532He wasn't joking. He really is getting gaped on the regular.
Corrrr! Black Americans have amazing taste, don't they?
now that hhl is confirmed to be gape mong i bet a lotta of little lads feel pretty silly, huh?
Going to have a wank, maybe Eva Angelina this time
>LOOK, LOOKhttps://video.dailymail.com/video/mol/2026/09/07/8029737831178061615/1024x576_MP4_8029737831178061615.mp4
Grown man seething at a gravestone alone in his boxroomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCmAZZnFCCI
>>85515352Corrrr, she liked a good gape.
>>85515283i got no teachers just me and my wextbook
>>85515370How's that then? Even local college has teachers. Either way make sure to do lots of practice tests and be honest with yourself with the timing!
Not being funny and I don't want Evrilad having a go but Royal Mail's 'proof of delivery' pics recently have all been fucking closeups of the parcel. Is the lad a retard or do they not give a fuck? It's proof of fuck all.
>>85515374just entered as a private candidate for bio and chemI want to do them in a year as I don't have anything else onapplying to uni next year once I have my wesults
>>85515391The world changed after covid forever. Standards, quality, everything went shittier when companies figured out they can do less for profit and the people will just accept it
>>85515400Just had to walk down the street in the pissing rain in my crocs to get my parcels. I SUSPECTED they've been delivering to the wrong house for a while and it's a fucking gyppo that lives in the house they mix up with mine so they're not honest either. Can't figure out how to contact my local delivery office to complain either. CUNTS.
Daft Punk never did a bad track
>>85515299thing about gapeposting is that once sean starts it he sets the rest of us off, like the class clown
Bizarre thumbnail, frankly.
>>85515434Is that wee wee?
Crafty, Crafty, come in Crafty
i can see myself becoming very ill in the near future
>>85515434Yeah lad those crazy youtubers and their lives you sit and watch alone all day long.
>>85515419oh mate you've no chance getting it back from a gypsy
>>85515483can't say i do actually chief, i just use youtube for music. not really sure why that one popped up
i can see myself becoming very rich in the near future
i can see myself becoming very drunk in the near future (this evening)
I can't work out why he did it.
Shipmong endlessly posting about rapists/child abusers/murderers as usual.
I just can't work out why he did it.
Now I fucking cut my gum eating me toast. FUCK IT ALL!
>>85515535Curiosity I would say
It's being weird when submitting, anyone else?
>>85515551I suppose there is a certain grim challenge to the act
All that effort, all those posts and Sean just doesn't give a fuck and carries on like he always has. LMFAO.
>>85515557how many breakdowns as he had now?
>>85515557Trip on lad... oh... wait... :L>>85515570This year? Or as a whole?
Shin ramyun is ready and is on it's way into my belly
1 of muh cool things, from today's haul.
>>85515582>Shin ramyunA bit spicy for me, I like the mi goreng noodles though :) Do you add stuff to yours?
>>85515570What breakdowns?>>85515579I'm Sean? Laughing at you?
>>85515582Might get a pot noodle on the go. They're traditional Asian cuisine aren't they?
I don't have the inclination yet I can I admit being gaped does require both mental and physical fortitude that I simply do not possess. In a sense, there is something impressive about it.
>>85515607Yes. Laughing? Maybe at your own posts :(
>>85515620So I'm Sean and you're reacting to my posts?
>>85515609Hard to know if Welper had been using amyl nitrate, thats a cheap get-gaped-quick drug compared to more natural slow dilation willy gapes.
>>85515622Whatever makes you feel a bit better about yourself pal :)
>>85515597>mi gorengThey're nice, but you need two packets, at least!>>85515608>pot noodleYes they're very popular in Japan
>>85515631Why have you stopped the gape spam big man?
One mention of his name sends the sad little spammy spastic into an emotional overload.
>>85515637Sorry pal I filtered that out weeks ago, I'll find the filter list good lad lollers gave us and you can use it if you want?
>calling a pedophile a 'good lad'yikes
Hey there, Welp Welper, what's it like in Care Home City?There's a thousand Bantus queuing, but lad, tonight, your nappy's shittySpunk and pooNo man can gape as wide as youI swearit'strueHeythere, Welp Welper, don't you worry about the bumseshNgubu's here if you get lonely, turn your arse into a messLoads of guysAll up your guts, Your bums a prizeIt's a creampie.Oh, your batty's all sloppyOh, your batty's all sloppyOh, your batty's all sloppyOh, your batty's all sloppyYour batty's all sloppy.A thousand browns seems far to muchBut they're on boats soon in your gutsThey'll bum you once they get here either way.They'd be all up in your arseAnd we'll just laugh along becauseWe know that none of them have been this gayWelp Welper, I can promise youThat by the time that they get throughYour bum will be forever re-arrangedFrom all the BAMEShttps://youtu.be/h_m-BjrxmgI
>>85515632Yeah they're snack sized it would be nice if they made a larger pack but I can't complain they're 40p a pack at home bargains
He filtered the word, but he saw my post and replied to it. Not very bright is he.
https://youtu.be/9hhVnRTNVmM
>>85515673You can filter out stand alone posts and keep in replies to your own posts, not all of us use 4chanX :)
Grown men arguing over spam posts regarding an extremely homosexual sex act on an obscure forum. Both of them are winning.
Might wank in front of the mirror and then spaff all over said mirror.
I don't know why Sean always associates jews with zionism. There are lots of explicitly anti-zionist jews, how does he square that circle?
I've been playing WoW Classic TBC, it's alright, it's not great, anyone else playing/played?
>>85515720Overwhelming majority of Jews are Zionists and even the ones who aren't are subversive and try and blame every issue with Israel on white people.
https://youtu.be/Fxn1-uy_VMw?is=QGlPKgKmkDBZyDs1Mark didn't drink of Sunday so he drinking on Monday
>>85515741Played in 2009 it was lush
>>85515747Meant on Sunday, is that going to be alright with u Dee lad
Going back to my roots burning incense, used to do it all the time back in the day. Spiritual minded n all that.
>>85515756how are you chakras holding up?
>>85515661That's alri that one lad
>>85515759No idea what that is. I just like the smell.
>>85515741Show current character
lad's not even here ya weirdos, you're talking AROUND him.anyway i've had something that could be considered sleep, thought i'd still have ket left owing to my double-K backup strategy, but o we are running low my boys.daft little dash of that LSD yesterday made me gan all>You are causing harm to yourself. You still have capacity to learn, and live in a fruitful world in which to do so.but nah. wasn't having any of that shite.
Why do people keep mentioning it when no one has in some time?
>>85515773Sean asked the care home staff to reset the router and now with a new IP he's back here again talking about himself.
>>85515773Do you still speak to him on PS network crossy la?
>>85515766Level 10 human mage, I don't know what I'm doing and I refuse to look at a guide.
>>85515784For the next 30 days as well, grim.
>>85515806Why would you roll alliance
>>85515806S__psh___y? Hmmm
>>85515784if only it were so.>>85515796not Crossington i'm that wonky/ket/whatever guy.Crossy is another AWOL, perhaps HHL can ping him but all we can do is pray that he is in a better place (than Glasgow)
>>85515806What do you even do on world of Warcraft? playing runescape I never understood it.
>>85515827PvP, dungeons, raids, roleplay
>>85515816No idea what this means>>85515819Slapshotty>>85515827It seems a bit like runescape but you can't do everything on one character (mage, ranged, etc, as far as I know anyway_ and it isn't click here go there if you get what I mean. I play both of the rs games as well
>>85515834I find on classic the community is much nicer
Crossy is a live and well. I sometimes I get notifications when people log into discord "X person is online say hi". Shame I'm too much of a sperg to initiate conversation but he's very much alive. Wherever he is I wish him all the best.
>>85515814Hopefully perma this time, pls janny if you're out there?
>Sean has been banned for 120 days out of the 250 days of the year so far. What a life
>>85515853i find the classic community insists upon it's self
>>85515860They have to be sick and tired of it by now. Surely the know who he is
>>85515701>You can filter out stand alone posts and keep in replies to your own posts, not all of us use 4chanX :)Proof?
Got my kittens out of their pen for a bit to give my old girl a rest, poor cat never gets a rest.
>>85515831>roleplayright, we're all adults here, any of you lads do that? do people take it seriously? sex stuff aside, is it all those guys who dump lore.txt about their characters? are there just people who pretend-live in the pretend-fantasy world, and it's actually fine?
You replied to a post containing a filtered word. You never posted the filtered word. Sad lying, thick as mince mong.
>>85515831But what if you don't have any friends on there? Do you just do crappy quests and level up?
Sat alone in a boxroom epically owning complete strangers online, what a life.
>>85515857thank you modern internet understander.as long as his meatspace bod sends out some live signal, us cyber-beings can only hope he's doing well.
It's insane how little grit for work I have. Civil service government mong and I could only stomach 3 or so hours today as monday is the busiest getting less and less as the week goes on. WFH 3x this week thank fuck so I can skive, done the laundry and made food, cleaned up and now the lights are off whilst I have a mess around on the apocalypter game demo which releases on the 23rd, mad max indie slop but need a rest after that strenuous half attempt at workington. I think a real job would kill me.
imagine a drummer but he only plays the hi-hat
https://youtu.be/oPuXbw5e9yAchoon, frankly
>>85515894The sheer irony of this post lad. You're trying to "epically own" him. And I bet your living circumstances aren't exactly aspirational
>>85515875It's really easy. Basically, If the extension see's a (you) in the body of the text then it just doesn't apply a filter. It works with flags as well though that doesn't mean much on this board. Gemini gave me the code in around 30 seconds and that's on the free tier :)
>>85515948>It's really easy. Basically, If the extension see's a (you) in the body of the text then it just doesn't apply a filter. It works with flags as well though that doesn't mean much on this board. Gemini gave me the code in around 30 seconds and that's on the free tier :)Show us?https://pastebin.com/
>>85515947Is 'him' in you boxroom now? are you both winning?
you people are using the robots for evil.
big fan of the winning/what a life gimmick, frankly
Retarded spammer tripping up over his own lies lmao
Just had a good game of Cock Hero. It was a 90 minute video and I lasted about 40. Blew quite a big load as well. Nice.
>>85515910I feel you lad, I barely do anything with my wfh job. I keep the plates spinning but nothing beyond that. Some day it might come crashing down, had a few close calls, but holy shit I just do not have the capacity to engage in proper work for 8 hours a day.
>>85515773Pipe down Ashley ya ballroot.
>>85515979Isn't the original cockhero line of vids on like their 500th version now or something ridiculous?
>>85515992Don't know to be honest I just watch the compilations on various tube sites. Makes wanking good fun and they are usually decent scenes and edits.
>>85515954I won't be giving you mine as I don't use 4chanX but you can very easily do it yourself on there, give it a try :)Filter, comments then the below/yourwordhere/i;!#quotes-you
what the fuck is cock hero
any hood niggas itt?
He keeps digging his hole deeper. What a fucking failure of life.
>>85516044It was a very popular game on the Xbox 360/ ps3. It came with a plastic ring that you have to place around your erect penis and jerk and shake it around to popular songs on the tv screen. It was quite revolutionary at the time.
>>85516039tyvm going to start using this
>>85516067Fuckin 'ell sounds lush.
>>85516078No problem pal :)
Never even kissed a girl on the fanny lips
Peta Jensen... she was lush.
>>85516112it's not like normal lips lad, fanny lips have these tiny little barbs and when you lick them it's like licking sticky jacks.
Now that the dust has settled I can say I liked Ray-Gun's routine.
>>85516166If she was honest about being a troll rather than bring deadly serious I would respect her more.
I wonder how many ASDAN certificates HHL has vs Shippy
>>85516201I don't think someone who's doctoral thesis was titled ' Deterritorializing Gender in Sydney's Breakdancing Scene: A B-girl's Experience of B-boying' has the self awareness to troll
Why is there an adult diaper thread on r9k with hundreds of posts
Where did gapemong go?
>>85516122Did she die or something?
I feel the need, the need to load up a minecraft world seed.
>>85516220Oh you mean /r9k/rinkle? It's like the mad max out there anon, better to stay in here away from all the bad people. Every time there's a new thread I hide it immediately.
>>85516226Turns out it was Sean all along. When he got banned gapeposting came to a screeching halt.
>>85516220Why not lad? Wearing a nappy feels good
>>85516263wonder how the helper defense force will cope with this? they're fine with him being a pedophile but being gapemong?
seanallan.co.uk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachael_Gunn>Rachael Gunn>Raygunhttps://figshare.mq.edu.au/articles/thesis/Deterritorializing_gender_in_Sydney_s_breakdancing_scene_a_B-girl_s_experience_of_B-boying/19433291?file=34528847i have no idea what this is about. i'm not gong to keep reading it, but it's more like a blogpost than a thesis.>In 2011, I attended my first breakdancing, or as I soon learned to call it 'b-boying', competition.whatever this woman didn't win, she deserved to win.
>>85516299B-boying is a very well known term for breakdancing
>>85516274I'm fine with both as long as he doesn't combine them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrOrQUvGETEthis is an Olympic event?
>>85516328the sick sad trolls smelt blood in the water, it sad
Lads good news I got my results for my ASDANs. I passed!
https://youtu.be/HdzI-191xhU
>>85516281Shan't be giving out my IP address like this
Been browsing some generals on /vg/ and they also have gimmick posters and people spamming trite shite, interesting
New one soon lads, what shall the edish be?
>>85516343i'm two years out of the loop on this one, lad.so what she did wasn't considered a good performance? i can wrap my head around dancing as a sport or competition (it's all there). but are they speaking in like secret b-boy code via their dances? is it like that thing with the Victorians and flowers?
>>85516391HHL theme
Here you go, enjoy this lovely lass>>85516410>>85516410>>85516410
>>85516039Works a charm
