Mini rolls editionPrevious thread>>85516410
corrr want some mini rolls now x
Seth MacFarlane depicted his self insert character raping Marge Simpson (who ended up liking it) and then murdering a baby because a cartoon mocked his cartoon. What a life.
My dog is disabled, just like me. He has a physical disablement, I have a mental x
>>85523578had these recently and they were rank, sponge dissolved down my throat leaving the waxy chocolate left in my mouth
>Anchor Apusi'll give it a chance. but let's just say i'm already getting 'Bount Arc' vibes.
New Zelda remake looks like shite. I am growing out gaming, methinks. Suppose 34 is as good a time as any.
did a little vinted haul didn't i x
So Chika is 34. Now we finally know.
>is that anchor butter i see in your shopping bag, de lid?
>>85523578Met her at nandos once and then I hit it Got mini rolls just like a fat midget Bars
>>85523709more of a kerrygold lad x
>>85523693How can you even say it looks shite? They haven't even shown gameplay
>>85523723Nevermind they have shown gameplay, as you were>>85523693
>>85523734retnab
wonder if chika is into gaping
Just want a young hot gf
>>85523823Will not be wanking to this. Have a feeling they're under the age of 18.
Made a new friend in real life. Really happy lads x
>>85523858That's good to hear anon. Pleased for you.
>>85523823>>85523828One on the right does anal. 100%.
How do you make friends as a mid 30s lad? Seems like most people are closed off and only ever come as close as just being drinking buddies after work. It's always very surface level
>>85523858Imagine anthropomorphic frogs don't count lad x
>>85523871The one on the left likes people to pull out and spunk on her tits.
Gape Trek: The Gape Generation
>>85523693>Link can jumpcool.>WE ADDED MOAR DIALOGUE!>WE MADE EVERYTHING BIGGAR!aaaaaareminds me of that Final Fantasy Remake. it doesn't feel more 'epic', it feels padded. this looks like some Jak & Daxter or Beyond Good and Evil style game from the 2000s if you added a bunch of HD texture/model packs.either tighten everything up as i go through your railroad, or let me climb over the wall to Death Mountain right away.
Saw that kinomoviefilm "The Incomer" didn't I? It was okay, a bit weird, but it was kind of neat desu desu. They are rereleasing The Passion of the Christ again soon also. Kino.
>>85524034have you watched coyote vs acme?
>>85523693Honestly, I think it looks pretty neat. But I'm easily impressed when it comes to vidya I reckon.>>85524052Nah, I never really saw the cartoon I don't think, so I gave that a miss.>>85523748Not particularly!
>>85524075Had too much beer and now i feel bloated af
>takeaway en route>google '[driver name] pronunciation'am i a racist
>>85524107Get on that sober life I reckon. It womfy.
>>85524127I always worry that I won't be able to fall asleep when I'm sober. I hate not being able to immediately fall asleep when I go to bed.
made a coronation chicken sarnie x
>>85524146Well, with enough time maybe you will. Better sleep quality without alcohol anyway.
coronated a sarnie made chicken x
>>85524154>made a coronation chicken sarnieProof?
>>85524190its in my belly now x
its in his fat gut
>>85524124Are you planning on saying his name?
I'm fucking tired now xCan't be arsed typing anymoreThe empire will have to run itself for a bitIf it falls apart then it falls apart x
>>85524221in the end i sort of just yelled out 'suh-guh?' and he went 'yeah'.(there was neither an 's' nor a 'g' in his name.)
>>85523709S..s..sorry de lads it was just.. I didn't mean to buy nordpak at Aldi it was a mistake, honest!
Something to think about when you go to bed today x
>>85524284Grok make the neck longer please
>>85524314As long as everything went smooth. I bought a pizza to have tonight, but then left it at my mum's.
>>855243222 wee pooftahs? Bit gay.
>>85524314Just say driver KEK
Imagine raising your child just for them to be a nonce. Got to be a parent's worst nightmare.
>>85524393usually runs in the family tbqh
>>85524322>>85524322dunno what this means.but for me, it's David Bradley who was in Kes vs the David Bradley of today. and how they're two different David Bradleys.
Ate three croissants x
>>85524385i was NOT going to yell that at Durivah.
ate four eclairs x
made a cake today
Mumberg had a go at me last night for making tea too late at night. Said the kettle and stirring of the spoon was too loud. She's being ridiculous, right?
>>85524459Whats ridiculous is her grown up son who won't find a job and move out because he posts about imaginary frogs on a miniscule online forum all day.
Anyone use lubes or lotions when beating the old meat? What do you use? The hour+ long goon sessions get harsh on the old penis dry.
>>85524472I do have a job, lad. Can't be moving out in this economy.
That person who was meant to assess the house yesterday didn't turn up. I now suspect I don't know when they were meant to turn up. Sure they said mon 6th sept, yet there this monday was he 7th. Very confusing. I also can't remember the name of the company who I initially contacted. Very annoying. Kind of fucked as I didn't write anything down.
>>85524473Super Slik water-based lubricant laddington.
>>85524512>with easy pump actionIsn't that the whole point of buying it?
>>85524521>Isn't that the whole point of buying it?
#notspon but i recommend getting this in if you want to spice up the ol' love life with your mister (or missus)
Had sex with all your mothers.
wonder what happened to guitarlad lads... x
>>85524558he went to prison.
Someone should bring back Hitchens posting
>>85524558He posted a vocaroo the other night. Or maybe the other week or month, my memory isn't too good.
My maternal instinct for a kitten is kicking in again.
Someone should bring back authentic posting
Any lads here have tattoos?I have two.
bring mollusc posting, the molluscs have gotten away with it for too long.
At this point every bit of pain or discomfort I experience I hope is a sign of a terminal illness
>>85524704i have zero tattoos because i feel like they'd have to carry significant meaning to justify it.>i just like how they look, it's not that deep!good for you i guess, but they all look like scribbles. at least sailors/criminals/the Lord of the Rings cast can say, 'oh yeah there's a reason we got these.'
>>85524729The two tattoos I have are to commemorate two family members that have passed away. Is that alright with you lad?
>>85523629They probably also have cadmium in them, real good for you.
>>85524750probably died of shame
>>85524762What a needlessly mean thing to say.
>>85523629maybe if you didn't stuff your fat fucking face
>>85524767yeah well if you can't handle bantering with the big dogs maybe get out of the doghouse?
Got a new perfume coming in the post, excited to try it x
>>85524795Scent of fudge packing is it?
>>85524798Haha, nah lad but it's targeted towards women. Gatekeeping it for now can't have you lads copying me x
>>85524750>>85524767it's not all right with me. that's below my standards, and i don't appreciate you trying to guilt me.but again it's your choice. some people get tattoos of celebrities on their chests, or misspelled French poems on their hands.that's almost as bad as the ones you got.
>>85524820already got my armani code, hackett and hugo boss, fella
>>85524541The only fanny you've seen is in 1080p on your Asus monitor lol
>>85524840the only twat you see is when you look in a mirror mate
>>85524835Why is that below your standards?
>>85524848Very original, couldn't come up with any better than a rehash of what I already said smelly boy?
>>85524852unless you killed the family members yourself and are some kind of Batman villain who tattoos all his victims' names on his body, there's no real story like i described.i have THREE dead family members. zero tattoos. were my family members just less important? how many Luftwaffe pilots did YOUR family members kill, anon?
>>85524872my version is better, yours gets bogged down in overly technical details, lessens the impact
>>85524887Weird criteria, but who am I to judge?
I have a band tattoo I got when I was sixteen almost 20 years ago. Don't really regret it that much. It's not the band's logo or anything so just looks like a normal tattoo.
>>85524902maybe we BOTH have weird criteria and that's OK
>>85524889I will take that as a no then
On retrospect do I regret getting 'free the pedos' tattooed across my forehead? yes I do. But hindsight is 20/20 isn't it?
Why do virgins dislike tattoos so much?
watching shoe-shining videos on youtube
i get pop culture tattoos that are subtle.
>>85524920Most of incel culture revolves around 'outs' that act as convenient excuses to not apply effort
>>85524931Epic win, friend.
Got a tattoo of a hungry hungry hippo around my arsehole.
look at the state of those shoes ladswho would wear these
iTz aLmOzt LiKe DoNe on PUrposE
>>85524933or they simply dislike something that's intended to be aesthetic but looks incredibly unappealing.flipping it around, there's zero effort in getting a tattoo. you're not even the person designing/applying it.
always liked grouper's tattoo sleeve x
You haven't loved until you've watched Lawrence of Arabia on 4K disc. Simple as.
>>85524993evening dvdlad, how are you? x
Reckon I could beat you lads at Smash Bros
dont mind me lads just passing through
>>85524998Okay I reckon. Have some packages coming tomorrow. Watched a very strange Polish film in 4K. The Hourglass Sanitorium (1973). It was VERY confusing but also captivating. The transfer was very good and looked like it could have been filmed yesterday. For fans of David Lynch of Luis Bunuel I would say.
>>85525040peak physical fitness. respectt
dog chewed through my shoelaces silly bugger hahaha xmight buy some red ones as a replacement. bit of pizazz
It's hard to look good in white, doesn't it lads? Wonder what the reason behind that is.
>>85525040>had every opportunity to lasso ANY of those women and carry them off into the bushes>chose not to.top bloke tbqh.
>>85525040ive come to understand why most white men are losing their women to bbc
Blacks are way more likely to be fit, or into fitness I've noticed.
Don't like this baggy trouser trend. Much prefer slim/skinny fits me x
>>85525040On his way to join the queue for Welper's batty x
Not that other lad.My favourite YouTube shoe shine video.https://youtu.be/JAr49K8c2-M
Exercise? Not for me, it's for slaveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xizv_5e4cco
>>85525120same, not because i'm into fashion, but it was lush when lasses wore skin-tight jeans. corrrr
used to wank to girls from my secondary school showing off their arses in leggings on facebook. those were the days
>didn't get my potions order in before the 4pm cut-off>still marked as accepted and sent at 5pmthey have every reason to lie, and ACTUALLY sent them off tomorrow.but what if it's not a lie? what if tomorrow itself is the day i receive my goods?
>>85525121Did someone say batty?
>Captain! We can't take any more willies, we're at maximum capacity!>Hold on, lieutenant. Our arse is made of tougher stuff.>Gape approaching 30% dilation, increasing exponentially!>Engineering! Reinforce the pupillary sphincter. All power to the anus.>There just too many Bantus captain we can't hold them!>GAPE APPROACHING FIFTY PERCENT>All crew to escape pods! I repeat, all crew to escape pods!
want to choonpost but i listen to the same 10 songs on repeat don't i x
https://youtu.be/rQwnj7ZxRj0
Ordered another two American Criterions. Hitchcock'a Notorious and Rebecca. I own upwards of around 30 Hitchcock films on Blu-ray. I might upgrade Vertigo and North by Northwest to 4K at some point. VistaVision benefits most from 4K.
>>85525254What are your 10 songs lad?
>>85525287Can we see your dvd shelf?
GRIMY MOTHERFUCKA THAT'S MY REPUTATIONI'M UNDER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTWMEAbMhTc
chucking my sd cards into the air fryer as armed police break down my front door
I LOVE cats lads
Look at the state of this candle. Got my "smellies" on and the candle that mum bought and it was in cupboard for ages has gone all funny and made this "well" and now half of the candle won't burn now. Been trying to chisel the wax at the side away with a screw driver and it's still fucked. What a joke. Not happy.
>>85525368You should return it lad
Might shoot off if that's alright with you 3 lads
>>85525403That's fine by me lad. Is that fine with anyone else?
>>85525290My DVD shelf? My collection isn't on one shelf. Some in storage tubs, some in dresser drawers, and some stacked on heavy duty shelves. Corrrrr, I'd love to have wall to wall library shelves.
I will say my Criterion collection is getting a bit unwieldy. Might have to do some shuffling so it's all together. I wish the Pasolino 101 and Godzilla sets weren't so fucking stupidly designed as I had to house the discs in separate cases to prevent damage. Pic related the discs are literally in the fucking book and very difficult to get out so it made sense to move them.
That being said the Zatoichi box set is much more reasonable and the discs are easy to remove without damage. CORRRRRRR!
>>85525446>>85525476>>85525501Just torrent them you mong.
my DVD shelf? full of books.books and two (2) Blu-Rays.
>>85525518When the class wars happen the man with all the dvds is going to get a lot of blowjobs
>>85525552No, that'll be the people with access to food and water. You can't live off of DVD's alone.
>>85525570DVDlad can. He's got the waterworld special edition which comes with a bottle of water
Binge watching Police Activity videos cos I'm a thick retard with nothing else to do
>>85525579Kek. I do have Waterworld, the extended cut. I actually really like that film even though it was a notorious flop.>>85525545What Blu-rays? I WANT A BRITISH SHORT HAIR RIGHT NOW!
>>85525592You ever watch old episodes of Cops? MURRICA!
More of a retarded policeman man myself
>>85525592i used to love road wars
>>85525594>What Blu-rays?Robin of Sherwood (series 1)andRobin of Sherwood (series 2)before i die, i'd like to unwrap these and play them some time.
Anyone remember the Big Body Squad? I think that's what it was called. Proper Channel 5 kino.
>>85525653anypne remember the black haired female officer from this show, im trying to google but im getting nothing
>>85525664I KNEW those were going to be the ones you had as I remember having this conversation before. Bloody 'ell we're all on a repeat, aren't we? Nice Hobbit kitties. My neighbour has a British Shorthair and it's cute as fuck with demon red eyes.
Some less fortunate non-native about to drop me off the good
>>85525705I love Desperados even though it has a bit of a chemical aftertaste and gives me heartburn (anything with lime flavour gives me it).
For me? The pagemaster on vhs
>>85525746Don't think I ever watched this one. The VHS I watched over and over was One Simple Wish with the Matilda lassie and Martin Short as a fairy godmother, kek.
>>85525705is this Uber Eats lad? nice now it shows the actual packing as it goes along.this late, is it an Asda Express rather than an Asda proper? not the worst prices there tbqh.thought about ordering from that Gopuff again and getting some weers in, but i don't want Suhguh to return and judge me.besides, Chika is right. life's better without the booze. i've just knocked back a few benzos + zopiclones, i could have ketamine as earlie as tomorrow morning (you never know.)
why does the british government hate personal freedom
>>85525723It reminds me of being 18 again, that's all we used to drink>>85525803Yes it's an asda ripoff express. I was going to go on gopuff with uberats but that is more expensive than Asda. Shame as I usually get Tesco Woosh and that's a bit more expensive than the shop but not mega extortion like Uber
Mongs put me a 35cl instead of a 70cl, at least they refunded it, free tonic wine for me
when you bann everything you normalise the illegal
oh shit guys, only 1 cup of ice left in stock.there were 3 earlier. getting some serious FOMO here.
>>85525804>>85525804we start saying things they don't like.i know this all seems new to each generation. but e.g. with freedom of expression, the debate comes and goes in waves with new laws and high-profile cases. Rowan Atkinson in 2012:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUezfuy8Qpci dislike how readily we've allowed these things to become law, like Internet Censorship Bill #37 was the one that got through, and it was actually one of the more ridiculous ones (remember the ORIGINAL Digital Economy Bill?).for me, it's drugs. i can buy a knife and stab someone. i can buy a pen and write the most horrendous things. ketamine, mephedrone and salvia were once legal in head shops in my lifetime. we'll legalise weed eventually.it's just going to make people angry, take citizens' civil liberties away, they'll work around it, AND they'll despise you. laws should be there to protect from harm, not restrict your harmless activities.
>>85525925e-scooters are illegal i see them every day e-bikes are illegal i see them everyday its illegal to be offensive online i see that eveyday the law is a joke and this government are the clowns makeing the jokes up
>>85525943thing is if they claim the e-scooters/e-bookers are a public nuisance and/or health risk (as if cyclists don't ride on pavements), think of how many people WALKING just don't have spatial awareness and bump into you (AND IT'S GETTING WORSE.)or stuff like playing music on buses. previously we didn't NEED laws for that sort of thing, because it was just...manners. legally, you have every right (barring some genuine offence/earrape levels of volume, maybe). that's not the same as behaviour we need to codify in law.shit's starting to bother me, i must admit. the old British liberal-minded system was:>you have freedom to do as you please, unless the law forbids it.now it's swinging in the direction of:>you can do what we say, as long as the law allows it.>(but we still fully respect freedom of _____ :-))
Gawping at night
i will sleep nowcould get a parcel tomorrow(you never know)good night /britfeel/ pleasant dreams
GBC - https://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18
Leonard Gapes https://youtu.be/K0eNMc-q7gs?t=46
>he doesn't read his news in the terminal without annoying page layouts and videos playing everywhereGNU/Linux just fucking works for me.
>>85526102Is that the fortnite dance?
>>85525592Mad how there's always something crazy happening there. Don't like the other channels so much with that stupid alpha male sounding AI voiceover.
I remember when when we turned back the time on big benhttps://youtu.be/HV9VzsXCFh4
Never a frown (never a frown)(Never a frown) with gaped batty (with gaped batty)
the stoke BULL https://youtu.be/3sujewKrhDo
