Would you so kindly stop trying to mimic myself or the people I interact with. Thank you.

I am sorry for ghosting you. I wish I had commited to you back then and we wouldnt of had any of the resulting difficulties. I want you to know what you can see is not completely the case, I am in a relationship i never should of began. It only happened because of proximity and manipulating my abandonment trauma. I know. Im a fucking idiot and should of chosen you because I could easily of taken a plane and moved in with you instead. You are the only one who has ever made me happy, the only one i have ever felt actual love for, that rare kind that most say doesnt exist because they will never experience it.

I know what it looks like from your perspective and I want you to know its is different than how it looks. Especially recently.

I know I love you. Not just a want for me, you are a need and I want to take the several years we lost with each other and put it to the side and choose each other, be with each other like before. I will unblock and message you. I miss you so much. I love you.

>>85535328
No one is mimicing you, most likely you mimic others. I just am not listening to you talk about shit when you completely copy lines from mikes letters. (Not to bring him up, but this has been an issue with you forever)

>>85535346
Is the last letter of your first name R?

>>85535489
No, the last letter of my first name is not R

I need to admit something and I hope its not too graphic (I apologize if so and this warning is enough if it bothers you)... I saved your picture. I sneak glances of it during the day and I made the excuse I had headache and needed to rest so I coult spend time with you. I thought about you throwing me back, hands gripping each of my inner thighs, your strength raising and spreading them back, making me present your claim, my feet dangling on either side of your shoulders. Looking down between and seeing you from your picture, all of you...

I felt a ton better after, I think its okay to just get your out of my system, like I just needed to get your build up some relief and i feel a so much better that I did. Like im not holding my breath, tight stomach muscles, making a face. Im so relaxed now.
Just needed to say it because ive been thinking all day about you.

Fuck off I have a girlfriend

>>85535625
I only see letters to men or a man

Im not happy where I am, who im with. I look at him and feel regret. I keep having the thought (I want to go home).

I'm sorry but there's just someone else. I know I promised to love you forever and marry you and all that. In my defense I did mean it at the time. I just didn't know I'd meet someone better. Who would've known that? I am so so so happy with him. He fulfills all my dreams and fantasies and since I've met him I feel like real life is better than my dreams. I've never felt this way before. I hope you meet someone who's better than me and you get to feel this way one day too. I'm sorry and goodbye forever

ohh godd..
killmeh

>>85536026
FUCKING WHORE REEEE I WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON YOU

Dear anons in the letter thread. Did you know that my scalp slowly prints thousands of keratin noodles. Thanks for your attention on this matter. I look forward to your timely responses

>>85536155
Maybe if he could do that I wouldn't have left him

>>85535927
I felt this before. It rots your soul

pretty much every guy from my past is in my dms leaving me 100,000+ messages telling me they regret leaving me and they want to be with me now. i don't care. why can't one of them be you? are you retarded?

>>85536175
Sorry to hear that my friend. Where do you think you left him? Did you check under the couch cushion? We don't have hair sonars where I'm from so we are forced to be less forgetful

>hair sonars

keked audibly

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Do not take this the wrong way. Do you want me to stay or leave? Would it be easier for you if I left? Do you want me to stay? Does it not matter either way for you? It matters for me but I don't want to hurt you and I want things to be easier on you. What is it that you want or do you want nothing to do with me now?

Really resisting the urge to talk shit and be petty and cruel and gloat right now, I know I'll feel worse after I lower myself to your level but god DAMN you fucked up

>>85535346
What's your initial femanon?

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I wonder what color fren is turning this year

>>85536212
Probably because he's not retarded.

>>85536475
Not them but go ahead gloat all you want.

>>85536521
I was thinking this but didn't want to say it kek

>>85536518
maple trees in the fall are so beautiful bros

L
Just give me another chance xoxo

M

>>85536026
this is for me. welp.

You don't want a word from me. You blame me for everything and say that I ruined your life. But I still can't conceive of doing something like this to another person, particularly the one you named your "one". I think I've finally cooled off from this stage of dealing with trauma. I can see it more clearly in the moment rather than trying to live the past. But the questions don't disappear. Even if I'm just a stranger now, you still mean so much to me. It would be such a pain to start another relationship for both of us. But I'm content with just talking. I don't want to think that you have noone just like I do. I don't want to accept your words and believe that I've left you a broken empty husk and I've never loved you. Yes, I know, now it's like it is all out of the blue. Like I'm pretending. But I know what I did and you remember it too. And you know what I'm willing to do now. Everything for you again. How can this not be enough love? Maybe you don't want to accept it because you think I will ask for your love in return. But I won't. You don't have to feel anything for me. Or do anything for me. Do you think you're doing the right thing refusing to help me overcome this pain you put on me? Your values must be inverted. We're both a little bit more insane now. We're both alone and cold. Just keep your composure when you tell me about how it was and we can both solve this problem.

>>85537873
Nice words when you wont even cut off your balls for me

The moments we had were too precious to kill.

Too precious to kill, not precious enough to severe your balls for.

Don't leave me with scars that no one can heal.

>>85537777
Checked. Dont know what to tell you anon

There's nothing tangential and so this is merely another manipulation for the lolz.

>>85537873
I'm doing much better since I've accepted my diagnosis and take my medication. I was a stereotypical toxic male and I reacted poorly to you leaving me alone. I still feel I was owed some sort of an explanation and I can't remember exactly as I lost my phone but you would ignore all my messages. Then you randomly called me a few times and filled me with pure joy, even though I was getting into a new relationship with a girl. Now I found out you lied and you really do post here all the time? Not only that but you switch from being really mean to me, to this? Am i wrong? That really hurt and I don't know why you did that to me.

Futility is a recurring theme of my life

It's okay if you need a few months to process that last message. I understand not everybody spews bullshit like me.

AH NEVER KNEW JEWS EXISTED LIKE YOU !! *para pa pa para pa pa pararararara!*

>>85537462
Wait you changed your name to M?

>>85537873
Being alone and cold means wanting nothing to do with you

>>85537943
That's not mike you are writing to fyi

>>85536026
Same, every time I looked at my hand and saw the ring i felt like I wanted to throw up. I felt suffocated and trapped where I was never meant to be. I miss my ex and the life I had before, we dated for a shorter time but he meant so much more to me. Hadnt even met and still felt more attraction toward him than who I am engaged to.

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>make a big deal out of mirroring me
>no art produced mirroring my own with similar quality and originality
I wonder why that is.

tangerine

>>85538694
Is one of my names

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>make a big deal out of mirroring me
>no art produced mirroring my own with similar quality and originality
Gee, i wonder why that is.

>be me
>everyone just decided im schizo for no reason
>have my entire life ruined
>now everyone pretends it didnt even happen

Should I an hero?

Recently passed the one year mark since that message, and 14 months since things first started to get strange. Truly convinced that the last year has been due to some cosmic misunderstanding or mistaken identity. It just makes no sense otherwise. Really the only thing I want is an explanation, but the more distance I get from the whole thing the less that matters to me. So I guess that's where things will have to stand for now.
I keep getting tempted to come back, but then I realize there isn't much to be gained from doing so. More nonsense? More deception? More inexplicable borderline psychosis-inducing experiences? I'll pass. Nobody talks TO me anyway. Whoever you are, I wish you well

>>85538959
No its isn't. Dont larp as mike.

>>85539100
I am not larping as Mike. Dont start with this shit again

>>85539095
Try several more years and the world only becoming more increasingly unstable the more I lose (lost) him.

>>85539100
There are multiple M names besides Mike.
He could be Maria, you never know!

>>85539095
Anon, let me be clear with you.
I was almost there. I forced a confrontation, got the misunderstanding cleared up. And you know what happened / changed? Nothing.
The brain went from wanting answers to coping about whatever else to still thinking things weren't over yet and they'll come around.
Whether they "just fell out of love one day", "found someone else", or suddenly grew to hate you, none of that changes that your brain is still physically addicted to them to some degree (happens for all relationships with love).

You seem to be healing well enough so good for you, all i wanted to stress is that the explanation itself isn't helpful. "Stopped loving you" -> why? -> "idk" doesn't actually mean anything. Even if they give a reason the brain warps it to "and that's enough to end things?" if it's not wanting to accept it.

>>85539104
>>85539120
Okay sorry. I just am worried and need to hear from him and worry someone will try to larp as him, like the cutting off balls response that insinuated that it was responding to mike. He has not been back online since that day (which is not like him). He didnt even respond to

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/85499396/#q85533003

>>85539144
Someone wrote about karmic corrections and I think im going through that now. My hands feel dirty, I feel nautious and when I think about home, I think about my ex. Its been several years and i still think about him every day.

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>>85536212
I think you getting 100000 messages from your exes might have something to do with me losing interest, mayhaps? Plus your right-wing tendencies have lost its appeal. I mean, making edgy jokes is fun and all but you're showing your true colors and it's an ugly sight to behold. Kid-rock? Really? It's a damn shame because I really dig your looks but your soul is like a personified shit-post.
Have a good life without me in it.

I will stop posting here since I've found a better chan. Slow as fuck but much higher quality posts.

You're such a disappointment and I'm done giving you the benefit of the doubt. Take care... or don't.

>>85539193
He stayed for her for 5 years. Hes not a coward. He was tired and in pain. I dont blame him.

>>85539186
I don't know or care who you're talking about, and I'm not clicking the link.
I stopped showing up to my group one day and it's been years. I just couldn't be bothered.

If he's alive, he's well and just choosing not to show up.
If he's dead, nothing can be down now anyway.
There's no need to worry at either rate.

>>85539160
You sound like my fiance larping as me because he is insecure about his small penis after seeing my exes size and seeing that I dont love him as much as my ex

>>85539241
The message is
Dear S,

Do you really love me?

M

So to sun from moon

>>85539223
proclaiming your love on a message board from the comfort of your own home isn't brave, it's feeding mental illness + a refusal to accept reality.
from day 1 i told him to move on, that it was better for him, but he mistook my genuine concern as some larper and an attack on him.

Any attempt at help or advice was spurned because it did not feed his delusion.
The hurt and pain was entirely self induced, for years.
I hope he learned his lesson, but if he was capable of that it would have happened much sooner unless he's retarded (literal definition, meaning slow)

>>85539257
If someone killed themselves in front of me I would go "wow that's crazy", take a shower, and then forget about it.
After all it's not like I'll have to worry about it again.

You will mean nothing to them in death if you mean nothing to them in life.

>>85539160
This is colton larping as maria. Dont ask how I know, but I do.

>>85539257
ok, if that is what you must do, thats fine. my only request if you leave me all your monies and earthly possessions. Thank you.

>>85539293
Please keep playing dead, the quality of the thread went up already because of it.

>>85539266
This was the only way to reach her and he kept the promise she asked of him. You never tried to help him, only were manipulative and cruel toward him. You dont understand true love. Thats okay, but its not your place to get in between maria and him because you feel theres something for you to gain.

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>>85539257
Threatening suicide is such low, manipulative behavior and I refuse to be influenced by your lies. I grew up in a household where this kind of drama was a regular occurrence but they were just words to manipulate others and never resulted in action. Get your shit checked - this is not OK but fuck you for trying.

>>85539314
Dont start this again. Im not mike and im warning you that if you are colton then starting your tangent on mike is not in your best interest. This is your warning.

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Alright boys, let's pack up the toys and blow this joint.
Let's meet again on the before mentioned altchan. Laters.

>>85539321
Threatening suicide to manupulate is bad. You are correct that post was manupulative. I will say that if you actually are in pain and say that you are going to harm yourself to someone you love and you are honestly hurting, then telling them they are hurting you and you are having feelings like you will self harm, its good to tell them so they can help you if they do love you. If you do attempt suicide and are hospitalized because of it then they should know at that point how you feel is real. If you do commit suicide after several attempts then that isnt manipulative. You were in pain and said this is the consequence and what you are choosing kills me. They chose and you died.

To Moon. You are a monstrosity, malformed, miscreant. I have nothing for you except malevolence. You musty malnourished maniac.

With malice, Magnanimous Mike.

>>85539318
I don't have anything to gain. I see a man wasting years of his life. Whatever.
Go forth retard, we all take up some time wasting activity as the day of the grave inches ever closer.

>>85539337
Warnings are only as such when the possibility of reprisal exists. This is just pleading with a mean tone.

>>85539359
You severely underestimate how little I would still care. Deaths take a few weeks to get over and clean the house up and then life moves on.
You simply don't have the power you think you do.

>>85539391
At least this larp is written in a way to show its obviously not him. Dream good dreams Mike. I hope you feel better there.

>>85539454
Your post tells me others are right about you and that her feeling like your ring makes her natious is completely justified.

>>85539337
Yes, yes we know already that you're "not mike" you can stop repeating it.

>>85539540
This is what I mean; I'm not the ring post guy.
I've been single for years now.
Why do you think I'm them?
Just because someone hopped on the chans and made a post doesn't mean I'm part of some group that apparently all stalks and gaslights each other.

>tfw lost your big tittied blonde gf

>>85539571
Thats not mike. I think colton is desperate for any post to be mike or colton is mentally ill, so at this point he just accuses posts if being mike. Its annoying and fills the thread up with meaningless posts

>>85539559
You can stop accusing randoms of being him.

Are you going to wait another 5 months to reply to me again?
Do you really think of me ever? I find it hard to believe. I want to, but you make it really hard to.
Perhaps I'm just stupid, you know it, and you just want to keep me on a long leash, that's all. It's so evil. Why would you even do this? Why do you not let me leave, if all you're going to do is tease me to see if I'm still here, only to retreat back into the void again?

I'm tired. I hope you don't reply ever again, because I know I'll jump back in because I love you. Just leave me be.

>>85539583
Yeah, its a narcissistic gloating post. I caught that too.

>>85539637
Dont respond to colton larping. Its not worth wasting your time or emotions on him

>>85539161
This is fine advice overall, but my post is not about a lover

>>85539429
you dont actually want this. You know that, right?

They can all smell your fishy tuna wafting in the air, especially in summer heat, I cant believe you have no shame to go out in public.

if you were actually as smart as you think you are, your life wouldnt be what the misery it currently is.

i will never go to your irrelevant little town you cannot convince me

you look ridiculous looking at yourself in the mirror

stop doing roids

going to ghost you soon bc ure pretty fucking useless lol

>>85539983
Roids was definitely a mistake. 1 year in and I still look like shit and a dyel. Worst of all my balls no longer work

>>85538923
https://youtu.be/gsy4LE5wfdU

Stop trying to mimic my posts or the posts of people I interact with. Thanks.

you are one filthy third world tier pignosed bitch

>>85539962
>>85539972
>>85539983
>>85540001
Leave colton alone!

>>85540092
people have asked c to not mimic many times. You should know by now asking again wont change coltons behavior.

>>85539627
Consider your hopes shattered my babby lurv.

Wheres my butterfly

what hopes are you referring to, I have not had any hopes for you since shortly after this started. There is no more you could possibly disappoint me.

sheep will sleep

I havent taken you serious in a long time. didnt you realize i did the same thing back in january?

theres nothing you can do that will make me want you like that so stop trying

>>85540126
That was funny. I imagine colton looks just like the britney meme when crying about his insecurities, like this post he made about his less than 4 inches
>>85540331

>>85540424
You have to stop talking to yourself lol

every time we do sexual stuff, its always in my head how much longer until its over with. Obviously you dont deserve it, and you dont deserve love, but i have an idea of what it would feel like to actually want to please someone, and to trust and relax around them. you are just a grubby drooling sweaty ogre to me.

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guys who take steroids are all losers. no exceptions.

your chuddie looks like a sinister homosexual

>>85540617
Agreed. Idk if it stunts penis growth or actively shrinks to primary school. It might be that if you are very small that you are more likely to take roids because you feel you need to make up for your lack of penis size (you do and you cant)

>>85540686
ugh that's not even what I was thinking about, honestly. WHO CARES ABOUT PENIS SIZE BESIDES SICK HEARTLESS FREAKS!?

when I fantasize about making out with my husband, I imagine he has a micro penis. ZERO expectations about size because well what if I miss out on spending life with the best person ever? if a guy is epic, how could I just throw him away for something I'd only see maybe like an hour out of the day anyway?

>>85540700
All girls care about size and typically wont stay with any guy less than 5.3" unless they have severe issues with how they see themselves or they are quite unnatractive.

>>85540718
Ok colton. Either you are larping or being sub 4" has turned you gay.

well you were wrong either way, arnold schwarzenegger did steroids, revolutionised bodybuilding, moved to the united states with that dreadful fuckin euro goblin accent of his and won mr olympia six consecutive times and seven times total before somehow and against all possible outcomes making a lateral pivot from gym dickhead to internationally recognised movie star icon all despite not being able to speak any fuckin english (no one could understand the cunt) and then married into politics with a kennedy, all this whilst having a surname that translates to blacknigger

>>85540745
If he didnt become rich then he would not of had any success.

You are doing the small pp version of BUT JASON STATHAM IS BALD AND ATTRACTIVE

>>85540768
>if he didn't become successful then he wouldn't have been successful

no shit

let me remind you what the original contention was regardless

>guys who take steroids are all losers. no exceptions.
>no exceptions.
>no exceptions.
>no exceptions.

clearly there are exceptions. namely, absolutely every male who works in hollywood and has to play a significant role in a movie. not just them though. it is a retarded and childish worldview and generalisation to say that people who abuse performance enhancing drugs are losers, in fact, most of the time it's the opposite. your followup to it is also not logically coherent.

>>85540768
also sorry for the double post but i can't help myself

>he would not of had

please don't do this. is english your first language? is that you, arnold?

If there was any way to recover how I feel about colton, that is gone now.

>>85540783
>>85540790
Another esl that prefers hung cut bwc

I'm sorry I didn't notice your Skype messages.You were the only one to reach out to me, and I didn't appreciate it at the time. Yesterday I thought about how I've been shut away for eleven years, and how painful it must be being shut away for an extra twenty. I didn't realize how serious your disappearance was at the time. I really hope you're still here, and that you just moved on.

>>85540783
lol you think someone's winning at life when they need to hide their aging body to find work? Hollywood actors are gay, so are bodybuilders. there are plenty of people who are successful without performance enhancing drugs. Any random guy from this website, who injects, is not a fucking successful actor. If you think fame is the same as "winning", you're just cattle idkwts. These people have sold their lives away to be instruments, and you think they're winning? If you think bodybuilding is the height of fitness and athletics, you're a NARP.

it's also just so fucking gay to point to the effect on the genitals as a reason for guys being losers. stop thinking about cock so much. no one is a loser for having a small cock. I'm more referring to the thought process someone must experience in order to arrive to the conclusion they need steroids. obviously someone whose only career potential lies in selling their image would want to take steroids. that actually is sad loser behavior. do you think the real "winners" of life would resort to such barbarism?

tldr ARNIE and zogwood actors are RAPED, and you're blind if you can't see that.

>>85540893
your post is just a bunch of cope and irrelevant non sequiturs and i would be here all day picking this low iq bullshit apart so let's get straight to the point.

arnie is a generational talent and a globally recognised super star regardless of your feelings about the movie industry and he is more successful than you or anyone on this faggot website could ever be in several lifetimes trying their hardest. you are attaching far too many emotions to your wrong observation rather than just admitting it was a wrong and retarded thing to say.

i don't give a shit about gym culture, i've never taken PEDs or roids of any kind, i've never even had a puff of weed and i don't even drink. you just made a foolish statement and i offered a sobering dose of reality counter to it, that's all.

>If you think fame is the same as "winning", you're just cattle idkwts.

fame is objectively winning. being rich and famous is objectively winning. being some faggot on /r9k/ whining about people infinitely more prolific and notorious than they will ever be is categorically losing.

>>85540893
>no one is a loser for having a small cock.
Colton is

to add, it's not just about the fame. you handwaved all the previous context which was that arnold REVOLUTIONISED BODYBUILDING and went from lifting weights in some fucking gym somewhere in california to being CONAN THE FUCKING BARBARIAN. it's not about the fame, it's about being a high agency person who does what's needed to fulfil whatever vision you have. hate to break it to you, but the world is full of cheaters and yes, those cheaters are often winners.

there are wealthy people who aren't famous. there are wealthy people who don't depend on their looks to maintain their wealth and connections. there are even wealthy people reading this right now. everyone who takes PEDs is a loser. there are plenty of generational talents who didn't take PEDs from their teens into late adulthood. You keep using this grooming victim as an example for excellence, don't you have anyone else? I'm doubtful any of the injectors on 4chan, or who are reading this right now, are generational talents. I'd put money on them deciding to boost after experiencing a long period of self doubt and insecurity. I'd also put money on the idea that arnie was groomed into taking PEDs by homosexual freaks around him, who wanted to see him get bigger. it's fair to assume he would've never had the chance to doubt himself in the same way a regular guy from here, who maybe started lifting in his early 20s, would.

re: steroids only matter if you trade with your looks

no, literally every high level athlete is also on roids and PEDs. lance armstrong was doped up to his fucking eyeballs when he won the tour de france seven times, granted he was eventually caught, but all that means is that the usa's top doped up guy managed to beat every other nation's top doped up guy.

people like you really don't seem to understand just how deeply entrenched this shit is in just about every aspect of elite competition or any high level high time preference profession with tight deadlines where you need an outcome like yesterday and the only way to do it is breaking the rules. it's a child's idea of how the world works. you'd think someone that can at least recognise that hollywood is a jewfest would also be pragmatic about this kind of shit.

I hope I haven't made you uncomfortable. Sorry if I have

Roids aint worth it. They shut your balls off. Whats the point if they take away your manhood and you have to inject it?

>>85540962
>lance armstrong was roided to the gills
>still looked like a skinny dyel

yeah long distance cyclists rarely have impressive physiques but they have ridiculous fuckloads of sustained power in their legs and the doping regimen is tailored more towards purposes of optimising vo2max, bloodflow, oxygen intake, recovery and that sort of thing.

no, I'm aware that "winners" cheat. I understand that these people think they're doing it so they can be the absolute best, but that's why they've lost. no exceptions.

>>85540973
i 100% agree, i value my bodily integrity far more than any cheat or shortcut that drug use could ever provide. however i also wasn't born yesterday and try to view the world as it is rather than through a moral lens, because rarely is it ever.

>>85540926
You honestly sound like a loser

true winners elevate culture for the better. true winners expose new ways of thought and action with their natural bodies and trained skills. you guys keep using examples of people who "won" through cheating and using drugs to go beyond what they're naturally capable of through dedicated training. they are losers to me, and their wins have had a regressive effect on culture.

I been on roids for like a year and still have a goblin body. They arent a magic cure that for sure. You still need to work hard.

>>85541034
and my honest assessment of you is that you're a faggot with no money and no prospects, plus crippling envy at individuals who do possess those things, guess we're even

I don't know why you like talking to me dude. It feels like some elaborate prank you're pulling on me or like you have some ulterior motive or like you're just talking to me because you don't want to feel alone and ultimately I'm just somebody you're using that you'll throw away the moment you find someone else. What redeeming qualities do I have? All I can do is art. I'm not funny and I'm dull. I can't even be a properly kind person because I'm always too in my head to actually be present enough to be genuinely kind and caring. Like what are we even doing here dude? I've already thought about just telling you I don't want to talk anymore because I rather get it over with before you inevitably leave. Just leave. Please. I just want to be alone and make art. That's it. I don't want to be hurt by anyone anymore. Just leave me alone if you're just using me.

>>85541043
>they are losers to me

your subjective experience isn't relevant when it comes to objective and observable outcomes in reality

>...and their wins have had a regressive effect on culture.

lance armstrong raised half a billion dollars for cancer research from his "dirty wins that regress the culture," so figure that one out

>>85538844
Im going through the same thing. I dont even wear it most of the time because after I started touching myself to my ex and felt I still had it on, threw up in the toilet. Working on how to leave him and contact my ex again.

>>85541055
You are projecting. Go get therapy.

>>85541069
you are an envious homosexual, suck start a shotgun

>>85540585
Well you should feel better about this fact you won't even try at this point. You only think in terms of making people unhappy enough to remove all value so some nigger from a shithole welcomed country, even California. I'm disappointed that's the most I am allowed.

>>85541059
Dude this is my shack to fuck when I've been warranted to enjoy some moments with the able community. You are somehow thinking I am not being aware of my doing? I'm just going to keep doing it.

>>85541074
Im not a guy. You are *gaaaayyyyyy* and *projectinggggg*

I really wish you would give me another chance

>>85540971
You've just been talking about getting a tire chucked over a street to get one over on a supercell of vagrants. I have an equal solution for this as well.

>>85541104
>Im not a guy.

that explains it

>>85541106
Literally add me and go online. That's all you need to do.

>>85541121
You first bb

also a girl here tee hee, so don't hit on me you silly boys. omg my ex bfs dick is like sooo hyuej i strummed my bean to it all day today and even told my live-in cuck about it ugh he's impossible, do you guys think ronald mcdonald is a feminist?

i think the hamburglar could probably recite all major works of sylvia plath verbatim to be h

also not even Colton is a loser for having a small cock. IDC IF MY HUSBAND/ EATER IS SMALL COCKED IF HE LOVES ME AND IS AWESOME

>>85541127
Colton, no one asked you.

A pathetic insect like me will get stepped on for all eternity, and I'll just have to regulate my emotions or learn to not care entirely.

>>85541157
Again, colton, no one care what you say about yourself

>>85541166
Tell me about it
>t. Life is a living hell

>>85541126
I don't even have your name Yang but please get checked I got checked like 5 years ago and wouldn't even kiss my own mother. Fuck you Kung Fury

You are a gross sex pest, have dated and are still actively friends with pedophiles/lolicons, so I take it as a point of personal pride that you don't wish to speak anymore. I'm glad that weird time of my life with you in it is over; wishing you the worst as always darling.

>>85541059
Probably not towards me, but I'm curious, can I get initials? Sent a friend request yesterday and you got me wondering.

>>85541295
I did what you said like 5 years ago. It's all coming together. Now will you come see me? I didn't follow you home either so I don't remember where you truly would come from. There's plenty wrong with this. Just pull into the driveway at this point. That's how bad it's gotten for them. It's just worst Epstein

>>85541314
It's alright bug. I'll set something on bitchat in a second. If it's this bad I'll have a legal right to change for castle doctrine calling it motion to file purgatory

>>85539257
Don't kill yourself for me baby. I can't take another time. You were really special. Crazy psycho special. Maybe that's what I wanted. You must be pretty in a pool of blood. But I want to see you happy.

You really squished a silly bug but it had too much poison, it seeped through the skin of your pale fingers.

I talk to normal people that don't say, or enjoy, triggering and disturbing things. I'm not proud of who I used to be friends with. I'm also not proud of some of the things I've been exposed to, but that's not me. I don't like those things.

You're a bully. Stop targeting me, I've never really done anything to hurt you and was generally rather pleasant to you and you just hurt me all the time. Maybe you should just act like I don't exist if this is how you're going to treat me. It especially hurts that you wouldn't say to my face the mean stuff you say all the time. It makes it more malicious. I do have bad social skills and yours are really good. You're able to get what you want from relationships with much more ease than me. You're literally abusive. I don't think about that girl because I didn't love her, maybe I don't love you either. I guess it really meant nothing. I did miss you but my mind is changing. I want love, not what you give. Love in unconditional. I don't even think you're romantic, you're just sucking my energy. You think it's funny to point and laugh daily at my isolation? I deserve it? But then you feel sorry for me for 2 seconds making it all okay? I think you hate me for some reason that you don't want to psychoanalyze. It can't be as simple as I'm a bad person. You would have moved on and forgot about me. I am all alone and I do daydream about a healthy romance all the time. I am alone, every night, dreaming of someone that never comes. You don't think I'm capable of doing what you are doing? I just don't. I can be mean as well. I'm not trying to be nice to you, I just don't try to abuse people. How about this? Your cat isn't cute and you're physically pathetic.

stop talking about me with your new bf. It's weird that I still bother you, just by existing, after so long. It really shows your new bf how unhealthy you are. I'm never talking about you to anyone again. From now on our relationship didn't happen.

I hope I am dead to you. I never want you to approach me again. I hope that letter with my initials was really to me.

there is only one letter in this thread with initials retard and I never approached you. 2faced whore.

>>85541314
Not you. Not a recent person. Someone who keeps interacting with me for some reason

Do you ever miss me? Are we just never going to speak to each other again? Is there really nothing you want to say to me? Should I disappear from this place? Would that be easier for you? Do you really not want to talk to me? Not even to tell me how your day went?

>>85541861
You said this last thread and I think you are only saying it to be a troll, which is cruel because I dont think maria knows you are the one writing it colton

Dear toolfaggots,
Please become conspicuous again and also post on /mu/ so I can smear you with the label Epsteincore some more.
lL

Question

For pokemon that only have one sex like Mr Mime, how do they breed?

It is my sincere wish to make you curse what a loser I am. You will ultimately deem it highly unfortunate that I did not get my life back together after you helped fuck it up.

>>85542348
Mr Mime fucks Jinx. Those were like, the proto human Pokemon that were gender specific. Now pokemon just makes all their pokemon humanoid to appeal to furries

>>85542536
Mr Mimes can be trans

>>85542536
Mr mime and jinx are first gen. Arent all pokemon sex specific? I dont think gender is relevant for pokemon, though meowth does cross dress. I think some pokemon are xy like ditto and unknown. I only played og blue, og gold, and x.

Literally all just because some whore told people to stalk me. I could have lived a normal life by now

>>85542903
stfu u stupid nigger. I fucking hate you.

>>85542906
Who do you think you are talking to?

>>85542935
I'm talking to a stupid nigger.

>>85542939
Ok well I have a feeling you are assuming who that person is and its not that person.

I haven't heard your voice in years, yet I think about things you told me every single day. Sentences pierce my thoughts with a resolve and strength, honesty I have never felt with anyone else. I miss you so much it hurts. Im sorry.

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Only ten more days until the fall equinox fren.

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were not supposed to talk for legal reasons but would you let me wish you happy birthday?? without it seeming weird i so desperately want to know how your days are and what crosses your mind my kitten i miss you terribly and i deeply regret every time i hurt you... i wish i could erase all that violence and give you the love you deserve the punch the knife at the beginning im truly sorry it comes from the heart please add me on session so we can talk

My birthday is not until November fellow cat enjoyer

>>85543164
Oh yeah. That's probably what it is. Well I'd literally follow any instruction at this point. Suck my own dick? Man I don't know let me try. Forreal man help me out.

>>85543158
I don't even remember anymore when her birthday was, sometime in spring, I think?
It's one of the first things I forgot, even though I still remember her birthday cake.
That's probably also the last time I made a post in this thread.

>>85542906
You would be racist, W

Wow, today fucking sucks. My cat got sick again after going to the vet just a few days ago for his checkup. For some reason, I couldn't find my fucking glasses today, so I had to go to college blind. The most frustrating part of today is that every fucking trade I entered was a fucking loss. Not a single GOOD fucking thing happened today. Not once. At this point I might just considering ending it all

Life wasn't supposed to be like this

shitty shitty what a shitty fucking life this is

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I could never forget your birthday, pussycat. It's just in a couple of months. I missed one last year. I did not have a gift for the first time you told me you are having a birthday because I did not know. I remember that day as well. I remember I told you that this year will probably change you. I thought it would make you feel better. It happened, so I guess I was right. I just didn't know that it would be out of love. The next birthday I didn't have a real gift either. I should have. I think about how many special things I could get you if it was simpler. I could only give you my time and affection and be as gentle as possible with you. I'm glad that this day you really felt loved and important. The one I missed... I wonder how it was for you. I couldn't even think about it, it hurt too much. What would be the best gift for that one? I could buy flowers, hide them, get out of the city and burn them. I didn't even do that. Are you mad at me that I did nothing? I wish I could give you a proper gift the fourth time. You just ask. You just say that you want something from me.

The more invested I am in something, the worse I get at it. It's kinda funny that I'll never be just a little above average.

There's an alternative version of me out there, and that guy is doing so much better than me. It genuinely pisses me the fuck off. Why do I have to be the one who gets to be shitty? God, I fucking hate my life so much

>>85543705
I hope your cat gets better and invest in having back up glasses.

>>85543732
Cringe narc colton

I don't love him. The ring makes me feel sick and i regret it. I miss you. I miss home. Im sorry

imagine getting married and having a kid and missing your loser ex kek

>>85544215
We both know none of that happened

>>85544215
cucked husband hands typed this post

>>85544220
none of it?

>>85544260
soft neet hands from many laborless years typed this post

>>85544293
There's enough of her turning back toward the ex and away from getting married.

>>85544293
>soft neet hands from many laborless years typed this post

guilty, you're going to have to stay extra late for shekelberg this evening your wife's boyfriend is coming over

i mean the notion that someone could be in an unhappy marriage and miss the time before isn't particularly unthinkable in the slightest, especially when you consider that most women are terrible at choosing partners

>>85544315
That's why an annulment exists. Its easy to get out and go home. Block. Paper can happen in the mail as you shed the mistake of the ring, possible marriage

never thought this would be the board of tearful and regretful hotwives and cucked chuddy wifeguys lol. saturn comes back around indeed...

If someone who just got married is that unhappy this soon with the husband, that is foreshadowing to it getting worse, much worse.

There is so much pressure with the ring and its common for girls to be guilt tripped into the ceremony. Its not until after when her head is clear that she realises she should of broken up the engagement because thats what she wanted all along

If its that person
1 - hes likely dead because of you
2 - not long before this, you offered all of yourself to him (the conditions a jest, the core offer is genuine). Someone who is engaged and getting married does not offer themselves to their ex.

The sentiment we or they all shared.
Not like I-t would make any difference.
Things, any of them, hardly make any difference.
Despite what some might suggest;
It's no rollercoaster ride.
Not surface tension
one
could break
either.
Just a flat
line.

Fine. If you're never going to speak to me again then there's really no point for me to be here any longer. Those nights we spent together were the happiest I've been in years. Take care of yourself.

>>85544392
Annulments == the marriage was never valid in the first place, it's not some sort of 90 day trial period.

>>85543705
I keep all my backup glasses for this very reason. Sure they bring me from like -6 to -3 maybe, but that's better than nothing.

>>85542999
I'm very certain that this isn't directed to me, but let me believe otherwise for a moment.
I forgive you. Or rather, despite being hurt, I never held it against you in the first place. And I hope you're doing better now. I want you to be happy one day.

No you dont, you lying bitch

Youre just a porn addicted fartbox obsessed rapist loser.

do i message my ex even though we have a restraining order yes or no?

>>85545510
no, actually, emphatically fuck no. but that's not what you want to hear is it? as someone who is needled intermittently by people from the past it isn't cute at all when people decide on their whims to reveal themselves and then make themselves scarce repeatedly in compulsive uncontrollable cycles. it's actually quite irritating. exert some self control and try to be normal, maybe find some new person to be dysfunctional with.

>>85545531
if i'm never going to talk to him again then there's no point in me worrying about it since he won't be there to remember my mistakes because he'll be gone right?

>>85545510
yes, actually, emphatically fuck yes. and that's exactly what you want to hear, isn't it? as someone who is comforted consistently by people from the present, it is cute as hell when people deliberately choose to reveal themselves and then remain present consistently in intentional, controlled patterns. it's actually quite pleasant. loosen up your self control and try to be abnormal, maybe stick with the same person and be functional with them.

>>85545510
He'll show you the Caramello-style bicycle while he's physically with the fucking thing if you remind him about where your romantic life with him stands currently if it's available as a romantic endeavor but if not he's just gonna keep dangling his DDR key around trying to fuck someone else without making kids because fuck even getting related at this point. Here's an actual sample of dust from 9/11 someone stole similar from ground zero in ways that probably inhaling the same thing for ten minutes straight would do... Only it wouldn't at this point because like he had mentioned during a midlife crisis, stolen palliperidone is not the same as discarding palliperidone into someone so that they get dimension. And that, is fucked up my friend. There was my butthole.

>>85545638
dude xD

>>85545687
>There was my butthole.

any good?

What a fucking day. I want to stick my head in this giant industrial machine to put me out of my misery. FML

>>85545711
easier said than done but try to hang in there anon

>>85545256
Anulmentents can be enacted for many reason. Deception, manipulation, undisclosed mental illness.

>>85545692
you thought chat gpt was funny
now that's Dude xD

>>85545256
>I forgive you. Or rather, despite being hurt, I never held it against you in the first place. And I hope you're doing better now. I want you to be happy one day.

It will work out for her. Once she is done with the ring stuff she can be with her ex she never stopped loving.

>>85545705
Eh. I haven't seen any negative reactions except outwardly avoiding direct response since parking jobs were unavailable. But eeeh, I think it's pretty apparent at this point the chosen way has minor benefits with any direct payments that were earlier available as well. There could versions without children's food, that's true. Child diets from this butthole? Why could you tell it mimics that from my butthole? There's literal activities needed for that. That's the cure to zero population growth. You failed this area bro. That's my butthole.

>>85545385
At least you see colton for who he is.


>>85545321
C has been trying to create issues with posts like this. If >>85545256
was too him then cool. Otherwise ignore him, he is just being manipulative.

Any fartbox bros about? Looking for fellow fartbox homies to discuss strategy with

Colton's Gentlemens' Fartboxing Club

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>mfw the fartboxes are trumpetin'

>>85540357
It's written right there, plankton 6

i can still anti air dp on reaction so don't jump in on me you silly boys

It is so nasty when you eat my asshole. It feels cold, wet, slimy and not good at all. The ultimate porn addict act. I am going to shit in your mouth next time.

>>85546624
Porn addiction is cause for immediate break up and ghost

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you need to find something better to do with your time, letter thread schizo

>>85546683
I appreciate others saying when they see colten llarping and being manipuletive.

Only frauds need invincibility frames and dragon punches. A true gamer out spaces jump ins with proper footsies.

B.

Im sorry if you think im ugly. I thought you were really cute, really smart, really incredible.
One of the very few females I actually would like to give a ring to.

You are incredibly cute and I would like to see where things go between us. All I ask for is just a single chance... pls :(

>Only frauds need invincibility frames and dragon punches. A true gamer out spaces jump ins with proper footsies.

spoken like a true reactionlet

I'm disposable.

>>85546655
Pretty much all men with internet access are porn addicts, unfortunately.

Yes among others. Obviously.

>zoning the opponent with perfect spacing in neutral
>whiffing none of your pokes, whiff punishing all of theirs
>the opponent anticipates your approach and jumps forward which is all but a certainty, effectively an inevitability in any protracted match
>"uhhh i'm just not gonna do anything about that because a true gamer loses jump in interactions on purpose as a point of principle or something"

now what you gonna do big boy. you really gonna let them jump in for free? you really gonna take that?

>>85546830
how the fuck is this original, robot?

the robot resets itself occasionally, conflicting reports about how often and most instances of that phrase being catalogued come with additional text but yeah all things considered i'm surprised too

>>85546841
Well my example of a man who detests porn is Mike but he is dead now so.....

>>85546996
Men who are especially vocal about being anti-porn tend to be the biggest consumers of it. The most ashamed, too.

>>85547075
Its funny how you are so desperate to take a good thing and make up some bullshit to make it seems bad.

If you actually spent time with mike you would know he detests porn, Onlyfans, simping, anything like that.

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Kindly, sir... I will not miss you. I will only mourn the precious innocence I lost having faith that you loved me, and feel foolish for letting my heart be open to anyone. I already know these are possible to heal from. As you, a mortal, ripped someone from my heart once. This time I will pray to God, not a man, for my healing. With all due respect, heal as well and for your own sake. But I won't bare witness to you any longer.

Btw colten is larpingg as mikeagain
>>>/b/953682619

>>85547221
Sure Mike. That definitely isnt just some random post that has nothing to do with you in any way shape or form. It is 100% meant to fuck with you. In fact, any reference to the Sun or the Moon or otherwise is just Mike coded LARPing

>>85547221
Holy shit >>85547221
colton is a pathetic loser.

>>85547243
You are a retard if you think
>I feel like I lost the Moon to my Sun
Isnt colton larping as mike.

There really isnt any sense talking to you because you probably are colton and made the thread. Which will show maria how insecure and pathetic you are. Or maria made the thread hoping mike says something. Could easily be her calling out to him because she is worried.

>>953697220
You are so pathetic colton. Everyone was right. You are a waste of breath, time, everything.

All your projections in your larp only reflect who you are colton and I have to say I think you are a dispicable piece of shit.

>>85547292
You fapped to the Stitch rule 34 didnt you

It is more so just embarrassing for you. From faking your browser history to faking entire friends. I had to try not to cackle when you actually implied I was soo jelly of you for having friends. Some real playground horseshit.

You only want me. You had tears in your eyes over my Twitter search history. CRINGE ASF

>>85546996
He detest it so much that he spreads his dick pics as a sign of protest.

>>85546954
The robot's memory has been flooded with BBC, trannies and blackpill sentences. The cache reset and my comment is just proof of how far this board has fallen.

>>85547530
I'm detestable.

>>85547530
I love BBC originally

>>85545811
Last linked post is me, i have no idea who C is nor am I a C.
This is what I meant earlier when I said not everyone who posts here is part of your secret discord furfag group.

>>85546722
Invincibility frames are dumb. If you want to not get hit the solution is to not be attacked / move your hitbox out of the way.

it's really unsatisfying how you can't short hop from forward run in cvs2 like you can in king of fighters, essentially a super short jump. maybe that would be too strong a utility in a game like cvs2 with so many mixed mechanics that all need to be viable, capcom groove users wouldn't be able to compete with the kof style offensive pressure. people are right when they say that cvs2 is a capcom game through and through and even the snk game systems function like they would in a capcom game.

>>85547477
>>85547491
Agreed. Nothing distracts from how pathetic colton is. Colton is such a loser.

>>85547669
Whatever you say colton. Retard thinks anyone will believe him after seeing that huge larp he did acting like he's mike. Colton has to lie and manipulate maria just so she even looks at him. Pathetic

some top tier characters that aren't optimal in a-groove already have disgusting pressure in k-groove just with the ability to run forward at all. take sagat's cvs2 iteration with his near instant high priority buttons, hit confirms into hp bar melting supers from any extended limb, fast pokes with extended reach and instant standing jab, give him the ability to run AND instantly put crouching or standing fierce on the map to oppress the shit out of you at a moment's notice. a space controlling zoning type character with the best button in the game, anti airs, variable projectile planes and he can rush down too. he's coming for that ass.

Just noticed you are acting like im mike when you reply to my posts. Im not him, I just find coltons behavior and larping as someone who committed suicide really quite deplorable and pointing out what a cunt he is helps everyone.

>>85547827
do you have nothing better to do? Like sincerely?
Are you a bot or something? All you do is talk to yourself on these letter threads for LITERAL YEARS.

This is a stupid research paper project, isn't it....

>>85547838
>This is a stupid research paper project, isn't it....

if it is it's way overdue. i almost posted earlier telling mike that with the effort he puts into being infamous on 4chan he could actually accomplish worthwhile things like learn an entire language or a musical instrument. i deleted the post after typing it because i knew it would be futile to try to reason with this bot/alien/sped/whatever he is.

>>85547838
You dont even know me.Take your Meds!

>>85547852
You think im mike.... Wow you really are delusional. Everyone is mike to you.

>>85547873
mike you can be a cheeky chappy at times but you really need to let go of all this and go find a shred of life to live, i'm not saying that with spite and malice please just take the advice and consider following it

>>85547920
Bro, im not him. I have not seen a single mike post for days. You really need to let go of all this and go find a shred id life to live, i'm not saying that with spite and malice please just take the advice and consider following it

>>85547931
mike come on, let's not be immature about this

>>85547936
Im not going to magically become mike just because you are having some kind of stroke and keep calling me him.

>>85547963
you're typing but all i'm seeing is "hi i'm mike and i'm a gay baby retard and any day now maria from 5 years ago is going to realise she loves me and come back waaah waaah goo goo gaa gaa"

nigga it's been 5 years this shit isn't happening, be normal

>>85547969
I dont know what else to tell you. Im not mike and I really dont care if maria realises she loves him or any of that. I just think colton is a deplorable piece of human feces that larps as someone who committed suicide and that is the the most detestable behavior imaginable. If he understood his suicide affects others (doubt he even cares, hes trash) then he wouldnt be such a fucking cunt larping as mike.

Stop replying to every post when it doesn't mention your name you faggot.

hey chat. stole a pair of grippies for you
I can't shit

Im not even that familiar with mikes history but what I do know is that the anon accusing everyone of being mike has been vile. From what I do know from looking at the archive Mike stayed here for maria for 5 years because they loved each other and he made her a promise he kept until something happened and he committed suicide. seeing colton larp as mike after mike killed himself is the most despicable behavior and I think colton is a pathetic loser. My mom killed herself 2 years ago. I would never exspect a piece of literal feces like colton to understand, he only larps as mike to be manipulative and lie to maria. But i do retain my right to tell colton he is someone that I only have hate for and see as a literal anal cyst whose only purpose is to be removed from anyone who ever had the misfortune to have that cunt in their life.

Eat shit. Colton larped as mike and deserves to get shit in to my hearts content

Hey guys, Mike here, I didn't kill myself and also I suck dicks

Being around such a shit stain like colton makes me need a cig. There goes my 3 week cig free run. Fucking cunt.

>>85548077
Eat shit and die colton.

>>85548095
I don't know what kind of stroke you're having rn but calling me colton isn't going to make it real. I'm Mike and I'm gay. YOUR colton.

one pp touch or i kms tn

Mike? Raped.
Maria? Plapped.
Letter thread? Saved.
In the end Colton won it all.

>>85547969
Hasn't it been 5 years ago for 2 years already? I noticed he never corrected the time as the years went on.

>>85548021
Ironically the only name being used is Mike and there's always the same "not mike" answering the call.

>>85548148
I started opening this hellhole during the covid pandemic in 2020 and he was already shitting it up so yeah that's already 6.5 years right there

>>85548099
>>85548144
I see why everyone thinks you are loser colton and wants nothing to do with you.

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>>85548159
Uhm, you're responding to two different people lil man.

>>85548148
>>85548155
Colton Stfu mikes dead and you are filling the thread up with your trash posts.

>>85548156
I wasn't here at the time, was it 5 years then too?

>>85548170
I don't quite remember but some people were sick of him at that point, calling him names, trying to run him off
So yeah in all likelihood he'd been doing it for a long while

Colton beat m*key, making Colton the winner and m*key the loser. Very straightforward.

Is there a problem that needs taking care of? Debowski, conroe. Gonna need some digits boy

>>85548196
Okay, so the digits? I want to give you your prize

who up beattie their melody

>>85548182
Damn...that's sad. Glad I was able to overcome that hurdle when I went through it.

>>85548166
Sorry you couldn't overcome your emotions Mike, you must have had a gone through some traumatic event growing up. Just remember, it's never too late.

>>85548211
It is. Mikes dead. But its not too late for colton to recieve his prize. Digits please (:

Colton's prize? Maria.
Status? Collected.
Verdict? Mid.

one brain three minds

You autistic porn addicted freak. Stop samefagging and spamming stupid threads. You make this entire board unbearable.

>>85548276

Go tigers! Go war eagles!
77301, 77302, 77303, 77304, 77305, 77306, 77384, and 77385

>>85548298
Trying to get colton the same fag porn addict to quit. He will after his prize, guaranteed!

>>85548298
The poop train's whistle is a fart

>gets banned off /soc/
>STILL wants to be public clown somewhere else
>thinks he's deep for it
>thinks he writes well at all
>thinks he's building soulful lore
>is in fact just a guy rambling in mid text to himself all day, every day, for god knows how long

Get a job, faggot.

>>85548309
Colton got banned off soc? Makes sense

>>85548309
oh and no one fucking uses names in these places except you, you little fucking faggot. No one's buying it. You can stop ERPing with your own little faggot lore about all these motherfuckers you pretend to be. Go write a book, do it in private, it's disgusting to read.

>>85548315
Thank you for telling colton off. Hes so annoying

>>85535346
FAKE SHIT. FAKE FAKE FAKE. FALSE HOPE. FUCK SHIT. FUCK YOU.

A second turd has hit the courtesy flush

>>85548341
It's so cucked too. Imagine someone hitting you with that shit. Choosing someone else and wanting the rejected party to save them after many years. Gender doesn't even matter, it's insulting either way.

retarded pussy is still pussy

Ah fuck, maria does love mike
>>85535346

...So that means colton is a loser.

>>85548377
Great reversal. No, I got ghosted. At the worst time too. After having wasted years being friendzoned against my will. Maybe I should have called the cops too, right?

Goddamn what did I do to deserve this? What did I actually do that was so wrong?

>>85548452
first mistake is not being born Mike

>>85548432
No, because mike is dead, so maria has no choice but to stay in that relationship with colton. At least their children will be beautiful. It's a good thing mike never got to pollute maria's womb with his genes.