>install linux for unc because it is objectively faster than windblows>he throws a tantrum and says he wants windows back>install windows back>literally updates and bloat everywhere>his pc takes 5 minutes to start up now where under linux it was like 20 seconds>boomer unc is over joyed with this inefficiency. Why are microgoyim like this?
>>85557101I'm a Linuxfag but you need to accept most normals just ain't ready for Linux. Also you can't just force Linux on someone, that's a choice they have to make when they're ready.
>>85557101most people only use computers to access the web browser. they don't need speed.
>>85557101People are generally retarded.You're a part of that group for not knowing this already.
>>85557111True but he was complaining about word processor freezing in linux, where in windows it wont even open the native one with the amount of text he typed. I needed to install apache office just to get it to work.
>>85557124>>85557125You peasants don't deserve us.
>>85557125nta, but this is something that he might accept at some point, it's not an intelligence issue, it's adherence to an idea that people have some inherent value which is simply not true people are for the majority worthless of course and can not be shown the way no matter how hard you try. It's naivete
>>85557101Why does everyone want to own an iPhone, despite the fact they are more expensive for similar functionality? Why do women want to buy the objectively worst auto brands like Rover and Mini? Why do people buy Doritos when the store brand "nacho tortilla chips" taste the same for half the price? Consumer goyim care more about the dopamine released when buying a product than the product itself. This is especially true with things they will own and use for a while, because every time someone sees them using something name brand they think "wow, look how cool I am, I payed up for the (((premium version))) and now everyone thinks I'm cool." They believe when people see them using an alternative, those people will think "wow what a broke loser." Of course, most normies are in fact broke, so they will never afford anything that actually turns heads. Everyone has an iPhone. Everyone knows your fancy German car is financed. Nobody cares if you offer them name brand doritos or off brand doritos to eat. The normalfag, of course, keeps falling for the consumerist trap, because his own happiness and how he thinks other perceive him have become interchangeable in his mind.
>>85557101>take the carpet, seats, radio out of unc's car because it is objectively faster than before>he throws a tantrum and says he wants everything back>put everything back>literally slow and sluggish now>his car takes 8 seconds to 0-60 when with stripping it was like 7.8 seconds>boomer unc is over joyed with this inefficiency
>>85557111My mom uses linux, and I had to teach her what CTRL+Z was
>>85557101Why did you install Linux on his computer without asking first, dumbass?Your dumbass boomer "unc" sees a computer as a dangerous magic box and he only barely became comfortable enough with the occult sigils and dark incantations required to use windows and he'll be goddamned if he has to learn the complex rituals of some other magic box. You're also a dumbass for not understanding that. Just leave his windows internet browser and word document machine alone, dipshit.
>>85557124>most people only use computers to access the web browserWhich is yet another reason to use the superior OS. Slap whatever debian based distro on it, create a cron job to update once in a blue moon and even write some script to open the browser on boot. Perfect for old people.Mum didn't even notice the change.
uncs were using linux before you were born OP. *cracks sip* yep, slackware, now thats a real distro
>>85557101This didn't happen. Not only are young generations less likely to know how to use a PC, the ones who can have no clue how to use anything other than windows.
>>85557101Which distro? Linux Mint is the only one that a boomer that previously only used Windows should use desu
>>85557101You know you can make a custom install for him without most of the bloat, right?My Windows boots up in less than 10 seconds, and this is with fast boot disabled.I think you might be just as stupid as your uncle.
>>85557101Nobody wants to fuck with that shit. They want to do the same things they have for the past 20 years.
>>85557101wealth issue. my windows pc boots up in less than a minute. upgrade your rig poor fag
>>85558143>noooooooooo linux requires too much tinkering>just install windows instead and spend 5 months tinkering with it to get it to do the bare minimum with some degree of efficiency >also you'll have to redo it all again after it updates but it's so much better than linux, bro>you don't need to tinker a thing, bro, just do all this tinkering or else it will be unusable
>>85558175>download Rufus>download latest Windows ISO>mount ISO onto USB with Rufus>make unattend.xml with all the changes you want>throw unattend.xml onto USB>Windows installs itself in a few minutes with all the bloat removedIt's really not that difficult, I'm tired of equally moronic Linuxfags thinking they're smart just because of the operating system they've chosen.
