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Gaybots, how do you express your love for your straight friends? I sometimes want to hug them and cuddle with them in bed but thats impossible, instead i compilment them and ask them about their day while paying attention. What about you?
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I have no friends. I can only sexually harass random people online on various forums. Some think it's funny while others wanted me banned. It's a slow process, really. You have to be careful.
>instead i compliment them and ask them about their day while paying attention
That's really nice of you, anon. I hope those friends come to appreciate your presence.
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I have a bad habit of staring too long when they show too much skin until they start to squirm and we both feel awkward.
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I have one friend IRL. Best friend form elementary school, but we're in our 20s now. I've never had a person make me feel human like he does. I've never felt heard until I talk to him about my problems. I've never felt understood until we swap music. We see each other almost every week.

He is straight.
I am not.
Yes, I am hopelessly in love with him.
Yes, I dream about him a lot. Not even sex dreams -- he's just holding me.

I would give him anything he wanted if he so much as asked. I'm like a gay simp for a man who cannot return my feelings.

Do you know pain like I do?
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I dont have any friends plus living in a eastern european country forces me to be closeted, I often daydream tho about having a bf to love and submit to
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>>85559068
you're a living stereotype my fren
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>>85559097
When does the nightmare end? When does the yearning stop?
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>>85559023
Keep staring to a minimum
>>85559068
I know the pain, i met this guy the other day and he is so cute and empathatic, i want my body to press on his, and cuddle eternally, but its useless, he will never consent to that because it is "le gay" o algo, fuck my chuddy gay life
>>85559072
Awww that's cute, you sound like a lover-boy, i hope someone will find you one day and appreciate your beauty
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>gaybots
Homosexual spam belongs in the homosexual containment board >>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your containment board, homosexual aberration
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>>85559001
I'm straight but I would still cuddle with my bros. Maybe doing it in bed is a bit of a stretch, but cuddling on the couch would be so nice
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>>85559001
I like to fulfill the fag the stereotype for my straggot friends. I am more touchy and huggy, but I also compliment their looks or gently give them advice on how to look better.
Being a bifag is helpful. I can advise them well on how to attract girls but also being fembrained and faggot means I do have a slightly better sense of fashion so usually a guy following my clothing advice does end up looking better.
I'm actually not sexually attracted to my friends. But I wouldn't say no to blowing one in particular because he's so sweet :3
>>85559072
>eastern european country
Which one?
t. Romanian bifag with a bf.
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>>85559068
My straight love has drunkenly spooned with me TWICE
I was the little spoon
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>>85559220
>>85559258
Basedbots
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>>85559350
>>85559068
This also happened to me with a high school friend but instead of spooning we cuddled and watched azumanga. I need to kill myself.
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>>85559350
You guys are lucky, i would like to spoon one day
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>>85559849
>we cuddled and watched azumanga
god...
>no straight friend who will hold me and watch anime with me
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>>85559173
When he ages out of being attractive
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>>85559068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVaGYdG1upc
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>>85559068
"Who says I destroyed this place? Not me, pal. Not from where I'm standing... Sitting."
"Who was it, then?"
"No-one. Stop looking for some big crime. You have to see, with these places, with all these places, you can't protect them. We thought you could, but we were wrong."
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>>85559203
That's more like /tttt/ tho
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>>85559068
Never seen the other version of straight-man-falls-for-lesbian-friend before.
That sucks Anon. I've been there before (see above), and for your sake you need to grieve the loss of ever dating him, and look for other people while you resign yourself to thinking of him platonically.
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>>85559203
No one cares you went to bible camp, Kyle
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All the gay/bi guys on here sound so nice. Thanks for being you, Anons.
t. 90% straight bi anon
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>>85561124
>ages out
You don't know what love is then if you think it's about how beautiful he is
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>>85562707
But he is beautiful, isn't he?



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