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Some guys have it all. A big dick, a girl who is willing to take it daily, a fulfilling sexlife, and lots of fun.

Do you feel jealous and insecure?
https://www.terk.nl/misc/Saturday-special-31124.php
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>>85559113
>Do you feel jealous
I guess, i've been jealous for 20 years now, kinda stopped caring and accepted my fate.
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>>85559113
of course but im genetically inferior to normal people, best i can do is video games and a minimum wage slave job. its best for me to accept this rather than focus on the impossible
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>>85559113
Some guys have a small dick and still have the rest of what you said. Life is a joke.
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damnit OP, your picture is too low res, I can't fap to that! It's a nice ass too..
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>>85559113
the only correct thing to do is sudoku and hope you'll respawn as Chad. why don't you try it?
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Look at what this jeet has while the rest of us incels (who look 200x better than him) are forced to rot

https://www.pixnoy.com/profile/anitawinglee
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>>85559148
Jeet immediately ruined the topic
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>>85559113
I've fucked just about every month this year; it's always messed up somehow, though. Either I did it to satisfy my lust and saw no future in them, or I fell in love instantly and they decided against. I should be thankful for everything I get now in my 40s, though.
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>>85560727

anon how did you do it

>original
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>>85560736
Spamming myself on apps. Dredging up old flames, but I've run out of those. Having a decent face and my own place. I'm a non-driver, have weirdo interests, and don't want kids so I have a few nerfs going against me. I want a petite chudette cutie like my ex and I'm *not* gonna get it. Anything I get now is merely going to pass the time.
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>>85560774
Based. Anyone can ascended desu
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>>85559113
No, I have a small dick and only have sex once a week but I feel fine.
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>>85561521
That's honestly better than what most guys have and you can go ballsdeep
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>>85559113
That isn't having it all. The grass is always greener. Id trade 3 inches of wiener for a life passion. Those artists and autists who have something they create and contribute to every day. I wish I could have the drive and passion that deviant artists have. Because I know that I just got lucky with being sexually acceptable to women and I'm as replaceable as the next well endowed guy. Having a real calling in life, no matter what normies think of it, that right there is something to envy. Purpose fulfills more than sex. That's why all the used up 30+ year old women are poising young ones and ruining the world. They have sex at their beck and call on a scale even the most attractive man could only dream of. But it doesn't replace having real heart.
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>>85559113
>sex
>sex
>sex
sigh
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>>85561885
Sex is literally the most important thing for men (yes including you)
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>>85559113
>Do you feel
nope
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>>85562210
sex is evil tho
break FREE homies
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>>85559148
This makes me laugh because she looks like my friends mom
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>>85559113
>fake moaning
>brown
BORING!
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>>85562675
Sex feels amazing and men who have it daily live 7 years longer
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>>85563325
>live 7 years longer
why would anyone want to do that
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>>85562675
i dont want to break free. i just want to know what joy feels like. must be nice not being suicidal
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>>85559113
I'm all of that ama except I'm average
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>>85559113
Nah I feel the same as when I was an incel
Sex is nice and all but yeah worlds getting pretty bad
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>>85560774
>want a petite chudette cutie like my ex and I'm *not* gonna get it.
I finally have one do not let her go
I feel so stupid for almost letting her go she's fantastic
As gay as it sounds yes she is the one
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>>85559148
So what should you do in order to get to friendzone stage by Wednesday and fucking by Saturday, if you met this girl you like on Monday?
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>>85559113
How do big dicked Chads cope with the fact half their shaft will never lose its virginity? Must be brutal living with that shame
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>>85563609
source on the pics?
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I used to say dick size didnt matter but my fiancee has an 8 incher and its perfect. I love sex now even though it can take ages to work up to it and even then it can still hurt a bit. I wouldnt do every day though
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>>85563988
I'm a virgin so I'd still rather have that problem than my average wee-wee
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>>85560774
>Dredging up old flames

Why do men do this? Had 4 men that i had previously been on dates with suddenly reconnect asking for sex.
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>>85563988
That dick is enormous. I can tell when a dick is small, because my nose will touch the mans tummy.

That dick is huge, id rather never get fucked by such a dick, It would make my pussy really loose
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Not anymore lmao. Kind of given up a long time ago. Girls don't want me and that is just something I accepted.
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i am cursed because my dick is over 8 inches long, 6.2 thick, and im only into asian girl
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>>85564130
Stop being so annoying. Go outside and be happy.
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>>85565493
Great then I stand outside now what? Wait for some bird to take a shit on my head, so I can move back in and take a shower? Peak boomerism right there.
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>>85565515
And be happy and chill and talk to girls
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>>85566383
Girls feel threatened and are scared when I talk to them. I don't see how putting myself on the sex offender list makes me any happier.
I already struggle to find a job with my stellar resume, I don't need a HR Karen to google my name and find out I'm on the register for sex offenders.
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>>85564009
because dating is a slowly and randomly delivering gacha game for us. If I'd already fucked someone before, or close to it, the attraction's already been established and increases the odds of something happening. I should know because 4 women I reconnected with fucked me again or were just about to before I changed my mind. How does this not make sense to you on its face?
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I feel lonely. Guys born with large dicks did nothing wrong, nor did us with small below average ones (me). Women who prefer it can't change what their body wants.
I just have to accept the suffering, but I won't take it out on others.
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>>85566811
Becauae those men werent very nice to me, i wanted a serious relationship and they cut contact.

Now they want to meet up again, it doesnt make any sense. I learnt my lesson, men lie to get sex
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>>85559113
nope, my slightly above average penis more than satisfies the ladies
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>>85567195
small is better tho, you can get deepthroated every step and go ballsdeep all the time



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