tired of anons calling me gay. I just order some protein powder. im going to start gymmaxxing and eating more
>>85560632So you want to apply powder to yourself and then be surrounded by sweaty buff dudes?
haha look at this gay trying to proteinmaxx.
>>85560632you're going to get raped at the gym bro.
>>85560632order lipstick and a makeup kit too and start looksmaxxing
That's good. It's pretty late but I feel you. I have dark butthole.
>>85560632fag. youre gay. you're a gay fag. faggy faggy fag fag. suck a dick faggot.
>>85560668I think you add water and make protein bars with em>>85560670im not gay>>85560703I might dye my hair and eyebrows >>85560745why is it late? what does your butthole have to do with anything
>>85560668Missing people are fucking crazy bro
>>85560778AND I KEKED YOU OUT OF YOUR TRIPS. SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>85560777>fag. I'm not a fag>youre gay. I'm not gay>you're a gay fag. I'm not a gay fag>faggy faggy fag fag. I'm not a faggy faggy fag fag>suck a dick faggot.nah only fags do that>>85560789check em
>>85560804HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAFAG
>>85560846this is (you) isn't it >>85560831 (you) sound gay anon don't project
>>85560852cope and seethe. nobody has ever called me a fag in my life, and if you do now it doesn't count because you're coping by being a fag
>>85560785oh right after I get buffed I'm taking Maria out for a date
>>85560857there's always a first time for everything fag. take that dick out of your mouth before making a vocaroo :]
>>85560870you're coping so hard right now. nobody respects you. everyone knows you're a faggot, including your parents. im going to laugh myself to sleep tonight over how gay you are.
>>85560876>im going to laugh myself to sleep tonight over how gay you are.we all know you're going to cry yourself to sleep anon. just like every night.
>>85560892>weyou have no idea how hard every single person who reads this post is laughing at you. if you have bullies irl, i support them.
>>85560908just like how everyone that hears your vocaroo is like "yeah that anon is pretty gay kek what a fag!">if you have bullies irl, i support them.nah I'm the bully. I bully people like you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg3q6qW2aKo
>>85560925i've never made a vocaroo in my life because im not a giant massive dick sucking faggot like you. im telling you right now, you are not a bully. out of all your posts i haven't felt bullied once, all ive felt is second hand embarrassment because such a pussy little bitch faggot is trying to be a real man. its just sad. im going to laugh harder when you kill yourself.
>>85560937seems kinda gay orig
>>85560977it's not gay come on
>>85560973oh god it's you. are you going to lose sleep trying to get the last word in again you little fag
>>85560632There is literally nothing wrong with being in shape. You don't even have to go to the gym. Just buy some weights and learn how to do calisthenics. Most NEETs don't eat nearly enough protein, that powder will help you gain and maintain muscle in a healthy way. Assuming you are under 50, with a couple of months of regular exercise you can build a decent amount of functional muscle. You won't look like a bodybuilder unless you do steroids, but you won't look like a fucking twig either.Good luck.
>>85560990nope, not me, you're a schizo with no life that makes stuff up to make themselves feel special, which is the gayest bullshit a fag can ever do. really, kill yourself, you're wasting oxygen with each breath being a faggot maggot.
>>85560994I have a couple of dumbbells and a pullup bar at home. I'll probably workout at home for awhile and maybe get a gym membership later on. I dont want to look like a body builder just not a twig
>>85561002it has to be you. the only fag that would waste their time like that is you, fucking retard
>>85561012you realize you're responding to every single one of my posts right? and im the one wasting time? every time you give me a desperate (you) i get a huge rush of dopamine knowing that im bullying you and making you cry like the little bitch you are. i can feel you convulsing and breaking down through the screen. everyone thinks your a fag and theres nothing you can do to change that for the rest of your life.
>>85561005That's definitely achievable. All you need to do is make sure you work out as hard as you can without actually injuring yourself, and whenever an exercise is getting too easy just make up some way to do it slightly differently. For example, if a regular dumbbell curl is too easy, reverse your grip so that your palm is facing downwards and then do it that way. Same thing for pushups, pullups, crunches, leg raises, etc. Also, a lot of people don't like cardio work but frankly you should do a bit of cardio work. You don't have to run though, if you don't want to, there are plenty of cardio exercises you can do while standing in place. Personally my favorite is repeatedly swinging a baseball bat through various different motions (horizontal, overhead, jab with the tip), swapping my grip halfway through a set so that I get an even workout. If you do that at full force for 5 or 10 minutes you will certainly have your heart pounding if you're not used to it.You can also make up your own exercises, really just anything that strains your muscles at all can be an exercise if you do it enough times or with enough force or resistance. The important part is that it makes your muscles feel fatigued, that's how you know it's working.If you do end up hurting yourself, and you are in significant pain for more than a day or two, just rest that area until it no longer hurts and work out a different area. Then, next time, be more careful. Also if you don't have any, I would recommend a bit of creatine as well, it's very cheap these days and in my experience it reduced the amount of muscle soreness I would get from working out by quite a bit. Don't worry if you don't have it though, just eating a high protein diet and being active is 95% of what you need to do.
>>85561030I'm getting a free thread bump while putting in little effort and you're doing it all for free like a good little faggot bitch you are. keep crying and bumping my thread like last time you little crybaby. >i'll be in japan next month while you're seething in your room
>>85561054aw, you're copying my own insults, thanks for the compliment nigger, im glad to see you can't think of a single unique thought on your own. now that im telling you exactly what to do with your life, i want you to find a tall cliff or building and jump off of it. or, while youre in japan getting ignored by all the women because they can tell you're a giant pussy faggot, you can go to that forest and hang yourself with the rest of the nips.
>>85561046thanks for the write up anon I appreciate it. I think once I figure out a routine and stick to it I should be good. my problem is eating enough to gain weight. >Also, a lot of people don't like cardio work but frankly you should do a bit of cardio workI already run for fun so I should be good on the cardio aspect of things I'll look at the creatine options.
>>85561072kek how am I copying you crybaby? you know anon it makes me feel so good knowing you're seething so hard every time you reply to me. do you have bpd anon it sure seems like it. imagine being a guy with bpd how gayer can you be.
Why do you think you get called gay, even if you actually aren't
>>85561127you two should meet up and get married
>>85561127>little faggot bitchthats exactly how you're copying me, i called you that and you tried to call me that back because you've never had a single unique thought in your entire life. im perfectly sane, you're a schizophrenic who things I'm someone else because your pea sized brain can't handle that your retardation has caused two different people to bully you into submission like that 3 year old girl you are. >>85561138have you seen how this fag talks? its no wonder everyone knows hes gay, he acts like the worlds biggest faggot in every sentence he types. nothing he ever does is ever going to fix this, everyone is going to know he's gay for the rest of his life.
>>85561138I would answer you but i'm not giving this brat ammo to use against me kek>>85561151he needs to leave me alone. >>85561154nah I'm just calling it as I see it little bitch. you are not sane LMAO you're losing sleep today just like last time to get the last word in. no sane person would do that loser. I'm not schizo you are the same fucking anon. you say the same shit all the time I don't know why you're pretending it's not you when it's obviously is you fagot ass bitch.
>>85561178you know, it's a lot more normal to just stop responding and let the thread die if you no longer want this person to talk to you
>>85561206who side are you fucking on? everyone itt needs to pick sides and if it's not mine you're on the wrong side of history. >im not letting that little bitch have the last word in
>>85561224I'm not on either side, I just think your little argument is funny
>>85561237let the record show that i won
>>85560632 I'm sure you'll pull it off. And why do they call you that so much? They're insufferable.
>>85561304yes because I totally can differentiate between the two or three of you that got into that argument :D
>>85561306>They're insufferable.some anons are really rude>>85561312the sane one is me ofc remember to sage if you're replying I'm trying to end this on a w
>>85561005>a pullup bar at home.consider getting some rings as well anon. you can pretty much do a full upper body workout with just that
>>85560994>Most NEETs don't eat nearly enough protein,this is what filters me. everytime i try to eat more it just makes me feel sick and miserable
Lmfao OP is such a retarded faggot nigger that he's willing to bump without defending himself against all the rape done against him. Let all future historians know, in this thread OP was a gigantic faggot that begged and loved for his gay butt hole to be absolutely raped and degraded by every single person who visited this website. OPs asshole was basically a welcome mat of anal rape for an entire day. This is how this thread will always be remembered.
>>85562302brother, move on, no one cares now
>>85562330Coping and seething like the little bitch you are. If I ever met you in person I would rape you death easily.
>>85562339>mfw I'm not even the retard you're arguing with
>>85562265what are rings? like for the pull up bar? >>85562302youre not the other anon so it doesnt count. you just want attention and im not going to give it to you.
>>85562346You are now cunt. Now you're arguing with me and now I'm raping you and there's nothing you can do about it. My hands are on your neck, my dick is in your pussy, and there's nothing you can do about it.>>85562366You just replied so you are giving me attention you fucking retard, and I'm jerking off to it. I love how stupid you are, I feel like I'm sexually abusing a mentally disabled person right now and it's great.
>>85562346https://voca.ro/1oQmjQN0hDTS
>>85562366yeah you just hang them from the bar. it massively opens up the kind of workouts you can do and adds a difficulty modifier even for the basic bar workouts. you can also do ring pushups and stuff but that's hard as fuck
>>85562391>https://voca.ro/1oQmjQN0hDTSyou sound gay, but like a hot gay
>>85562379idc retard youre actually gay you can talk to yourself the rest of the night im not losing sleep trying to get the last word in with some degen
>>85562391please do not record your voice again if you want to avoid gay allegations, my man.
>>85562416I already made you lose sleep. I made you angry, I made you mad, I made you chimp out like the nigger you are. I revealed your true nigger face to the world and there is no taking it back. The world knows you're a cuck, a nigger, and a retard, and generations of shit posters will come back to this thread to laugh at your posts. You are going to go down in history as one of the gayest most cringe posters of all time.
>>85562444no one is coming back to this thread beyond a day, man
I have to air out my butthole
>>85562466Which means I win because every other poster gave up because they're a little bitch nigger who I raped. I raped everyone in this thread. I am the alpha rapid, and you all took my dick just by posting here.
>>85562484>"alpha rapid"I think someone needs to go beddy-bye
>>85562506>Your phone autocorrected, that means I winDo you have any idea how weak you sound? I am the alpha rapist of this website. Your pussy posts don't change that. Now bend over and spread it for daddy, I need to dump a huge load in your pussy.
>>85562521night-nightgoodnite widdle man
>>85562410I will look into getting some but idk I have the pull up bar where you hang it on the door frame and adding ring might not work>>85562414>>85562417https://voca.ro/13EYXixwQP83>>85562444I had to do laundry for tmr retard. you cant do laundry till after 9 pm to save the turtles and shit >>85562478Maria is my gf
>>85562539listen you may not be gay but if you want people to stop saying you are, you should really stop recording your voice man.
>>85562547I have a deep voice idk what youre talking about anon
>>85562552>"deep voice"are your ears doing okay?
>>85562529Aw, you even pussy posted just to please me. Thanks for sucking off my ego fag, I just came down your throat. How'd my cum taste? If you respond with anything other than "excellent" I'm going to assume you loved how my cum tasted.>>85562539Lmao do my laundry nigger, that's all youre good for, putting dirty clothes in a machine and then folding them like some AI robot cuck. AI is going to make you meaningless within 5 years and I'm going to piss on you as you sleep in the street.
>>85562559you know, the ultimate chad move would be to record yourself as well, anon. show this other anon what you're made of
>>85560632>tired of anons calling me gayYou are so gay, faggot
>>85562566Nope, I'm just going to keep shitting on you like the curry niggers you are, and you're going to keep eating my shit because youre desperate for my attention.
>>85562577...yeah that's kind of beta of you, ngl.
>>85562580"........" Do you notice how you had to preface your criticism? That's because you didnt believe in those criticisms yourself. If you actually thought it was beta you'd be calling me out with serious annoyances. But instead you're a little pussy bitch with no argument like the rest of the little kikes on this website. Is that what you are? A little bald angry kike whose mad that an alpha Germanic Christian is embarrassing you?
>>85562558https://voca.ro/13PhlZZPUq5o>>85562559get your mom to do your laundry you neet loser>>85562566nah my deep voice scared him away im too chad
>>85562613brother you are giggling like some female valorant streamer I am really starting to doubt you
>>85562596whatever you say honey, stay slaying I guess
>>85562613You can keep coping and seething but I unloaded a huge cum load on your mom's face and she immediately admitted that she wished she'd never had you. You were a mistake that should have been aborted. You don't deserve the name you were given, you deserve to be thrown off a cliff with the rest of the useless assholes. Keep crying forever. I'm going to laugh at every single one of your coping posts.
>>85562620https://voca.ro/1f60KtDmlQMD>>85562632keep typing long ass post when im not reading half of it retard
>>85562657"tipsy"sigh. okay, whatever you say
>>85562657Damn straight because you cant read. You just accept that I'm raping and railing you with every post. You're basically admitting that your butthole is so loose it doesn't matter when big white cock chads like me rape you for hours. That's really gay.
https://voca.ro/17XcBkmPdB5m
>>85562730Tl, dl; GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
>>85562747https://voca.ro/1kI9XBNMdb7w
>>85562760I'm not listening to a thing you have to whine about faggot, all of your messages will go unread because you're a less than human piece of maggot shit faggot who wants to suck dick. Everything you do is meaningless. You will leave no mark on this world at all.
>>85562775nice job copying me retard. you listened to the vocaroo dont lie fag
>>85560632you don't need protein powder, just eat meat, beef.
>>85562779Nope, not even a second of your little bitch voice reached my ears. That's how your going to die, as a little bitch that nobody listened to ever. I'm going to go to sleep now and rape you again tomorrow for fun
