what would you say is the most interesting part of your personality, anon?
i have main character syndrome and view the entirety of reality as a simulation designed just to stimulate my consciousness
>>85561309What aliens are gonna waste all that energy to simulate you jacking off and doomscrolling?
>>85561309hm, and what would you say if I have thought the very same thing?
>>85561315aliens are part of the simulation too, I imagine that I am god and I made this suffering hellscape for myself for some godforsaken reason Im not allowed to remember>>85561321thats exactly what a simuloid would say
i make languages and stuff
>>85561303I talk to myself. Alot. Like a ridiculous alot
>>85561303im nice and helpful no matter who it is
>>85561303i like to read. alot. also im pretty creative id say, i have a sketchbook full of outfit designs and model sketches, (im a female)
>>85561303I have mad game for a fugly East Asian foid and I landed a hot white husband who is rich.
>>85561360I do that too, sothat's not very interesting anon >:(
>>85561360don't we all do that though
>>85561361buddy please that is not unique or interesting i am sorry
>>85561303interesting personality? that's an odd question. i think personalities are typically engaging but not interesting. is charisma or humor interesting? no, but you like it. what is of interest is usually desire oriented. desire to learn, so the person's past or hobbies. desire to connect, things you share in common. sexual desire, attractiveness. i don't think personality is often interesting, it just colors what interesting things you end up having to talk about, and how interesting you can make them sound.if i stop being autistic about it the most interesting thing about me is that i have a lot of personal anecdotes and most are morbidly fascinating. i think the most engaging thing about me is that i'm very good at mirroring people so typically everyone likes me in person. neither are what people care about, because i am a woman and i am shaped nicely. people don't do well digesting visual and audio separately. when i bundle up and wear my glasses and slouch people listen more.
>>85561754I'm sorry man you are yapping way too much
>>85561791hey, its okay. i forgive you.
>>85561435see you're rude. it's unique because I'm the last nice robot on this board
>>85561808idk anon the post above you is giving you a run for your money>>85561801
>>85561303I have nothing of interest to provide to anyone. Nothing to prove. Nothing to owe. I don't need external approval/acceptance. I am inherently valuable. What you see is what you get. Take it or leave it.
>>85561754rare thoughtful fempostwrite some more shit
>>85561303the unfathomable anguish and fear that characterizes my every waking experience
>>85561841wow anon, that's really interesting. you must be really fun at parties!
>>85561856I don't attend parties. And even if I were, I'd be the life of the party by just minding my own business, having my own fun. As I said, I don't need your validation to feel valuable. I just am.
My entire personality is based off of the one month I spent in China as a freshman in high school.
>>85561905then why post? kinda seems like you want validation :)
>>85561921I derive enjoyment out of engagement. It's a thing I do for myself in the moment. Whatever comes out of it I don't really care.
>>85561947Are you enjoying this interaction then, anon?
>>85561844about what, i can't just talk about nothing
>>85561954Yeah so far it's quite enjoyable. That's why I'm still here.
>>85561303everything i criticise, i end up becoming. i don't know why this is - as someone who has spent all my life trying to understand myself, and i think i have a pretty good understanding of who i am as a person and how my brain works... this is the one thing that's stumped me. what i outwardly express is different from what i believe internally, and this doesn't seem to cause much cognitive dissonance for me. rather, i'm aware of it and don't really care to change it.
>>85561963write about how you feel when you're blending in with other people, whats really going on in your head around them in contrast to your outward display
>>85561963talk about more interesting traits of yours, anon>>85561967wow, thank you. I'm honored
>>85561982that's not very interesting, i'm not a secret psychopath. i like chatting and being friendly, i just can code switch into anyone. the only real secret inner mind thing i have is that i find it really cute when people try to be cool, it's like a puppy growling. i see them trying to be this thing, and i have to play along so they feel good.>>85561984i'm not super interesting, just observant and my life has been chaotic.
>>85561303Im the guy that can get along with anyone and anyone can chat with me but nobody actually wants to hang out with. GG.
>>85561303I sub to fansly/onlyfans girl just to find out what makes THEM smile and to get them to do a custom based around it. Doesnt work as much as youd think most of those poor whores do NOT take kindness very well at all on a site where theyre used to gooners yelling at them to spread holes
>>85562022what's an example you've seen recently of someone trying to be cool?>>85562036hmm, if someone were to hang out with you anon, what would you do together?
>>85561754How bigs your cock bro, smoking died in the 90s.
>>85562051Im a 90s kid, id bust out the mario kart or something with a new friend, something to get the fucker off their phones and laughing
>>85562058why don't you open with this everytime you talk to people...it might work one time
>>85562051it's not always performative or shitty, it's sincere sometimes. just the feeling of being competent and in charge. i know a guy who carries a knife everywhere and he feels so cool talking about it, how he takes it everywhere, holding it, uses it any chance he gets. really cute.>>85562054>smoking died in the 90sfake>how big is your cockgay
>>85562063Just randomly go up to people and ask em to play mario kart, sure I'll try that lmao>>85562068listen darlin if you wanna just stand there and cry out youre a woman, get the shit thats associated, you aint gettin sympathy on a board full of incels, im autistic as fuck and can see the patterns on people too, theres like 10 types of people in the world, and hardly anyone deviates, i can almost tell these boring fucks what theyre gonna say before they even think it
>>85561303There is nothing interesting about me. Everyone thinks I'm retarded and talks to me like I'm a kid.
>>85562068if he knew how you described it he might want to neck himself
>>85562084what in god's name are you talking about >>85562094i know. it's why i'm always very impressed and ask him to open stuff for me.
>>85562101I think anon might have been trying to stand up for you...I think...
>>85562107>>85562101No im saying youre a fuckin moron for calling yourself a woman but also telling you most autistis can see patterns in people, either way shut the fuck up, stop fuckin replying to a moron and thanks for your time.
>>85562216hey, femanon can do whatever she pleases. besides at least she has people to talk to
>>85561303I'm a disenchanted asshole protecting himself from further disappointment and pain by being avoidant with everything and everyone, there's nothing interesting about my personality
>>85562251*how* you got disenchanted could be an interesting facet of your personality, you know. do tell, anon
>>85561303my small dick energy
>>85562044woowww youre such a thoughtful porn addict, im sure youre the only one there that is a self proclaimed nice guy to the porn star
>>85562266A lot of shit I won't bother getting into but mostly perma-never happy parents who weaponized every single display of vulnerability, feelings or openness
>>85562290I guess parents like that could be an interesting trait of yours, anon
>>85562273>self measured dick data from the USA shows that only 1 in 10 men in the USA is over 7 inches long. >6 inches is 70% percentile.apparently everyone is fucking that 1 in 10 dude.
>>85562317>average girth is 4.8 tho
>>85561303nothing. there is not a damn interesting thing about me.
>>85562317thanks for the data, anon
>>85562354the fact that there's nothing interesting about you, is something interesting, anon. because that's almost virtually impossible unless you're an ultranormie
>>85561303I have a personality? since when? I thought I was autistic
>>85561303I have 2 of them
