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>just jacked off like an hour ago after wasting my whole day edging
>suddenly feel slight discomfort on one side of my scrotum after nutting
>take a look
>VERY visible swelling around the spermatic cord area
>hell i can even feel it upon rubbing it a little and comparing it to how tender the other side is
>i might've possibly accidentally given myself testicular torsion from fucking cooming
>i mean it doesn't hurt THAT much but it's not like i've felt previous nut numbness in the past few months that I could compare this to so who fucking knows?
>it's fucking 2 AM so I can't just tell my folks about this cause they got jobs that they gotta sleep and prepare for
>i can't go to a hospital myself cause i have NO prior experience of needing to have my body checked for anything worse than fucking cavities or any fucking idea of how much it may cost to just get this shit checked at all, for that matter
>and I know for a fact none of us are liquid enough to pay for any of that
Fuck me, I don't know what might happen once I wake up but I wanna leave this here regardless as a cautionary tale just in case either way, guess I'll have to prepare to get used to living with one nut, and if this ends up being a nothingburger then I'm definitely trying to severely reduce my fucking masturbatory tendencies at the very LEAST regardless
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Just reach in there and untwist it.
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Jiggle the handle a little
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>>85562728
I had torsion surgery last year because I ignored the very problem you have caused and kept fapping suffice to say it is over for you
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>>85562728
1) def go to a doctor, immediately
2) testicular torsion is very painful, so you might not have to worry
3) obviously you sound like someone who shouldnt masturbate
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>>85562728
Mild case of epididymitis and should fix itself in a day bro. Stop gooning so much
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>>85562728
I had something similar happened to me but I just went to sleep and when I woke up it was fine
if you're not in massive pain it's probably not tt
But give us updates
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>>85562728
Relax kid. Things will stop. Stop gooning for a minute. Strange pains sure, but unless you were spitting brown nut,you should be good. How old are you?
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>>85563231
>That sounded weird. Sorry. An anon was spitting brown nut. His prostate was also contorted. I can't find the thread. DAMMIT. things are getting lost to time. Might have to leave this board soon. I am an old 8ch migrant
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>>85563256
>spitting brown nut



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